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Because This Had To End With Tim Hardaway Being Nude On YouTube

BrooklynMetFan — Tue, 20 Feb 2007 03:47:17 EST

OK that's just weird and gross

BrooklynMetFan

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Rodeo Queen — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 21:38:37 EST

This is just crying out for a "Dick in a Box" parody.

Rodeo Queen

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stopmikelupica — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 18:59:12 EST

Tim Hardaway is tired of feeding your hungry eyes!

stopmikelupica

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Pam Ward needs no strap-on — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 18:55:04 EST

Wow, some things you just can't unsee -- like Tim Hardaway lotioning up his ass. Just glad there was no between the legs dribbling in that clip.

Pam Ward needs no strap-on

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T-dawg — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 18:39:05 EST

zombies? where?
grab the shovel Myrtle, we've got some skull bashing to do!!!

call the neighbor kids
with trashcan lids
and buckets on their head
i'm telling you
we're gonna need a little help tonight!

T-dawg

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drewheyman — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 18:24:35 EST

you should hate every one equally of course.

and ZOMBIES!!

drewheyman

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konstantConsumer — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 18:05:08 EST

i would go with with guy who hates about 10% of the world's population because of who they sleep with. but that's just me, always showing compassion and shit.

konstantConsumer

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calmasacucumber — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 17:36:48 EST

Being naked in a locker room...and/or putting lotion on yourself, does not make you gay. It means you are some sort of meterosexual athlete and probably get a ton of pussy.

if the clip was of cal ripken asking rene gonzalez to inject HGH into his super-durable buttocks, would we think it was gay?

seriously, are we done beating up on tim hardaway yet? a clip of him in a private locker room without any clothes on is posted on the internet...to serve what purpose, again?

it's getting harder to tell who I should hate in this whole thing.

calmasacucumber

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Lady Andrea — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 17:23:04 EST

I appreciate the links, Major Disaster. The first one I've been trying all day and can't make it work, the second one seems equally confusing. I'm not that familiar with html, so the instructions are not very easy to follow for me.

Lady Andrea

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konstantConsumer — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 17:21:52 EST

i encourage everyone to join my facebook group on this. i don't know html shit, so just search for "Tim Hardaway Fellated Me."

konstantConsumer

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major disaster — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 17:16:52 EST

Andie -

The instructions are under Blogger Hacks. There are two different ways to do it: this way or this way.

major disaster

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the_h_is_o — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 17:04:00 EST

Because This Had To End With Tim Hardaway Being Nude On YouTube

It's ending? Pinky-swear?

the_h_is_o

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Philistine — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 16:49:57 EST

And since it's been left undone...

Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude.

Philistine

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Analrapist — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 16:46:22 EST

Teammate: Tim, you were impressive on the court today.

Tim: Thanks, man! You were really impressive in the shower this morning. You know, dong-wise. ...

Analrapist

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theWolf — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 16:44:45 EST

...or it gets the hose again.

theWolf

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Lady Andrea — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 16:43:42 EST

Where are my posts going? What the hell is happening today?

Lady Andrea

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blackaces — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 16:38:13 EST

Ok, that comment about the lotion came out wrong. Lotion isn't inherently anything. I was just commenting on the overall curious behavior of a man who seems to hate homosexuals. Hardaway is just a hypocrite.

I must say, though, that I just used some Vaseline hand lotion and now have an overwleming urge to sing Showtunes and watch The Christopher Lowell Show. Is that bad?

blackaces

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Lady Andrea — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 16:36:04 EST

Tuffy, I love that song.

Hey, I need help with something. Does anybody know how to do a page break or an "After the Jump" on Blogspot? Their "help" section was not very helpful at all.

Lady Andrea

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Juancho — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 16:35:01 EST

...in the basket...

Juancho

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theWolf — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 16:31:51 EST

I thought Don Ameche was dead.

theWolf

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Philistine — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 16:30:56 EST

It puts the lotion on its skin...

Philistine

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TattooedMess(iah) — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 16:30:22 EST

Pete- that too, but when I played sports in high school, I didn't sit around with my eyes at dick level of anyone else standing in the locker room for that damn long. It's like he was in no hurry to get out of there (which most athletes are).

TattooedMess(iah)

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 16:28:29 EST

Who youtubed black anacondas?

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

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JONinFLA — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 16:23:45 EST

This is not as good as the Barbaro funeral picture posted yesterday. But, its damn close.

JONinFLA

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The Fan’s Attic — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 16:21:21 EST

Does anybody else find what Amaechi talked about on Mahrer (according to Blackaces recap) weird? It just seems like he is parroting the same old stereotypes about what it means to be gay and I thought the purpose of him coming out was to done in part to break down those stereotypes.

About that video:
Na-. Na-. Nagannawachiteva.

The Fan’s Attic

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PeteJayhawk — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 16:17:35 EST

"really makes him more of a voyeur than a homosexual..."

Really, doesn't it make him more of an exhibitionist than a voyeur? Just asking.

PeteJayhawk

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Will Leitchs Unfinished Novel — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 16:17:12 EST

Timmy's sack is as hairless as Britney's head.

Will Leitchs Unfinished Novel

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Tuffy — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 16:16:43 EST

Would it be possible for me to put my junk in this kettle, Strokke? I mean, theoretically.

Tuffy

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Tuffy — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 16:15:53 EST

Since there's a video:

And if he should tell you, "Come closer"
And if he tempts you with his charms

Tell him no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
No, no, no, no, no
Don't hurt me now for his love belongs to me

Tuffy

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Michael Jeffrey Jones — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 16:11:34 EST

You know how I know you're gay?

Michael Jeffrey Jones

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doxastic — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 16:09:43 EST

i sympathize with your point, strokke. however, i also think that if someone is going to base their hatred on actions that they find womanish ('don't put your gayness on me'), then a mirror should be held up to their own actions.

but you're right, there is a fine line between pointing out hypocrisy in others and practicing it yourself.

doxastic

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The Walking Eye — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 16:08:09 EST

You can't see any ding-dong here

Yes, but there is a little bit of dong pulling going on in the background.

The Walking Eye

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doxastic — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 16:04:59 EST

thanks for the slate recommendation, -s

i just read it, and you're right, it's really good

doxastic

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TattooedMess(iah) — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 16:02:44 EST

Putting the lotion on isn't homosexual, he's just trying not to be Ashy Larry. It's the fact that he's in no hurry whatsoever to get dressed. He does want people to see his dick, which really makes him more of a voyeur than a homosexual...but still.

TattooedMess(iah)

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Strokke — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 15:59:32 EST

How is putting lotion on homosexual? He's not putting it on another man's dick is he?

Let's not categorize actions as being gay, and then blast other people for being homophobic. Otherwise I have a kettle for you guys to meet.

Strokke

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Scott Chill — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 15:59:21 EST

It's so obvious that Hardaway is insecure about his own sexuality.

I'm pretty sure this statement applies to about 90% of all homophobia. No one is more macho than the man who feels inadequate, and no one walks straighter than the man who is half-drunk. Overcompensation, ain't it a bitch.

Scott Chill

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Sarge — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 15:58:17 EST

Nibbles...the post-eater

Sarge

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Lady Andrea — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 15:56:39 EST

Wow, I think my post just disappeared. But nevermind, what everybody else said.

Lady Andrea

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doxastic — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 15:55:36 EST

maybe making sure his entire body is 'touchably smooth' makes tim feel more of a man.

doxastic

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blackaces — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 15:54:26 EST

This reminds me of my time in a Turkish Prison. And no, I don't speak jive.

blackaces

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TheStarterWife — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 15:50:37 EST

This gets the 'Nightmare Fuel' tag? This?

My 'nightmare fuel' now is how I am to get from Hollywood to mid-Valley in the next 30 minutes and my mini-quiches I made are STILL not done. (Why didn't I cheap out and buy the frozen ones?)

TheStarterWife

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Arn Ziffel — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 15:48:28 EST

Think Tim may have some repression issues?

Arn Ziffel

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blackaces — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 15:46:54 EST

It's so obvious that Hardaway is insecure about his own sexuality. John Amaechi was on Real Time with Bill Maher last night, and he pointed out how NBA lockerrooms may be the gayest place in professional sports. Which is interesting, since the NBA is overwhelmingly black, yet homosexuality remains a huge taboo in the black community.

In Amaechi's words, you have primadonna athletes who 'paint their fingernails, preen their eyebrows, and wear outrageously fashionable clothing.' Tim fits into this group.

Hardaway is exhibit A, putting lotion on his whole body, in a room full of naked men. What a fucking hypocrite.

blackaces

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Cockeye Jones — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 15:45:46 EST

Whatever happened to the "THINGS YOU CANNOT UNSEE" tag?
This should not exist in the United States or in the world.

Cockeye Jones

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-s — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 15:45:29 EST

If you didn't read the Slate piece on the Amaechi book, it's pretty interesting. Sounds like Amaechi was the least gay acting dude in the locker rooms.

-s

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Blackguard — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 15:44:39 EST

Is that Reche Caldwell to Timmy's left?

Blackguard

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-s — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 15:44:03 EST

Because there is NOTHING gay about men lotioning up together. NOTHING.

-s

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The Great Barstoolio — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 15:44:03 EST

DO NOT WANT.

The Great Barstoolio

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Cinco Ocho — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 15:42:32 EST

Thats not what i wanted to see on a saturday afternoon.

Cinco Ocho