Hirshey: Karaoke Hell - Deadspin Comments

Hirshey: Karaoke Hell

being_sven — Tue, 20 Feb 2007 00:18:15 EST

"He runs like a Welshman, doesn't he?! Doesn't he run like a Welshman? Doesn't he?"

being_sven

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Prada James — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 22:22:38 EST

Jack Nicholson thinks Craig Bellamy is a pussy.

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variablizer — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 21:32:16 EST

The real punchline of course...

Craig Bellamy? WELSH!

variablizer

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NJLigerNJ — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 17:34:47 EST

"Unless you're a scouser" you're amused by the timing? Hirshey forgets who the people's club is I guess -- rest assured more scousers found this amusing than did not.

Barcelona dona la benvinguda a tots els clubs petits del mon.

Vete a tomar por culo cabrón de mierda y lleva contigo tu calvicie y tu camiseta de la canalla roja.

NJLigerNJ

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being_sven — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 15:52:52 EST

I can only imagine the scene after JAR told him he didn't want to sing. No doubt, Bellamy (wearing a polo shirt with the collar tucked inside the shirt) got that sour face he gets everytime somebody plays the ball 3 inches from where he wants it and turned to scream at anybody within earshot.

being_sven

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FabianBarthez — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 15:45:59 EST

Real Mallorca has been shit since Eto'o left. Maybe he would do them a favor and return. I hate rooting for teams on the verge of relegation every year.

FabianBarthez

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The Fan’s Attic — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 15:45:58 EST

Bellamy hit Riise in the legs with a golf club and the reports say Riise is ok? Either Riise is really tough or Bellamy is a real weakling.

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Tuffy — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 14:56:42 EST

Perhaps north of the 49th parallel.

You'd do well to keep your eyes north of the 49th parallel.

Tuffy

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Spectator — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 14:54:01 EST

I posted this before, but it's worth repeating... Onyewu's quote after he handled Bellamy quite nicely last weekend:

"My size and strength are big assets and I don't think [Bellamy] liked that too much, being half my height," said [Onyewu] "He never shuts up. When you come across players like him you just have to laugh at them and smile and that's what I did. There was a moment when he was complaining that I elbowed him in the head, but I responded by saying, 'Look at where your head is. I can't help it if you're so short you only come up to where my elbow is'."

http://sport.independent.co.uk/football/premiership/articl...

I really hope Onyewu stays at Newcastle next season, if nothing else for more quotes like this.

Spectator

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Philistine — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 14:38:09 EST

This is well known.

Perhaps north of the 49th parallel.

Philistine

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Detective Bunk — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 14:32:53 EST

Craig Bellamy? Anger issues? NO!

Detective Bunk

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Microbano — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 14:21:28 EST

Jane, men don't look when pissing. The accepted period to survey cock is after shower, before underwear. This is well known.

Microbano

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YNBA — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 14:07:27 EST

My favorite Bellamy story is how he apparently "abused Alan Shearer by text." Like, what? I'm not sure he could spell ####, anyway.

This may not be as bad as has been reported, anyway. Not that it's good, but still.

YNBA

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Urethra Franklin — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 13:58:31 EST

Doesn't Bellamy just have a history for all sorts of nonsense? Kinda like Lee Bowyer?

Yeah, but I'm pretty sure Bellamy's never beaten an Indian kid half to death because he didn't like the colour of his skin. I would put Bellamy more on the Robbie Savage level of twat.

Urethra Franklin

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Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 13:57:07 EST

Boss Vic Koss?

Who's gonna hit me?!

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Triple B — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 13:56:09 EST

just found out that TSN (ESPN Canada) will be delaying the Champs league games for curling coverage. Fucking CURLING.

Triple B

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blackaces — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 13:55:30 EST

Riise could have used Johan Olav Koss for some backup. KOSS IS BOSS!

Doesn't Bellamy just have a history for all sorts of nonsense? Kinda like Lee Bowyer?

blackaces

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Moonshine Mike — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 13:38:28 EST

Hirschey - when asked this question by ladies and gender-specific men, I always smile coyly and say "not as big as I thought, ya know?"

as for yankeeschick/metschick throw down, two words - PILLOW FIGHT!!!

though an AL person thru and thru, I will put the odds on metchick, only because her daughter is too damn cute for words.

Moonshine Mike

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Dread — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 13:37:19 EST

oh, and, one other thing:

NORVY!!!

Dread

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Dread — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 13:36:33 EST

Is this "about soccer"?

Dread

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Triple B — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 13:34:22 EST

I hope you'll at least have the decency to oil each other up first

fixed.

ladies...

Triple B

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Tuffy — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 13:34:12 EST

Bill Murray just got a great idea for next year's Pebble Beach Pro-Am.

Also, where is news on the beautiful Frenchman with the desire to buy a condo with a view of Lake Michigan? Is he unaware that Thailand is not within the city limits? Le sigh.

Tuffy

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Scott Chill — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 13:32:39 EST

Wait, there's a Yankees Chick now? Are you and metschick(79) arch-enemies, and will have to throw down at some point?

And if you do, I hope you'll at least have the decency to oil up first.

Scott Chill

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Triple B — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 13:32:17 EST

Are they sure the golf club he used wasn't actually Peter Crouch?

Triple B

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Yankees Chick — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 13:27:56 EST

i'm pretty sure ALL karaoke classifies as "karaoke hell".

or is that just when i'm singing?

Yankees Chick

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Sh!tShow — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 13:26:38 EST

This was by far my favorite story of the weekend.

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stan — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 13:23:37 EST

The pot calling the Kjetil gay?

Hm. I'll keeping working on it.

stan

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BigTenObsession — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 13:22:03 EST

Even Rooney thinks Bellamy went overboard.

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Urethra Franklin — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 13:20:58 EST

Apropos of neither futbol nor karaoke...

Looks like the Chargers are gonna hire Norv Turner. How ya like those 6-1 odds now, Vegas?

Maybe those 300 extra arrests had nothing to do with the All-Star game afterall.

Urethra Franklin

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Frinklin — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 13:17:00 EST

Men don't look

Lies.
Actually, if you read Amechi's book, only straight NBA players compare sizes.

Frinklin

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Urethra Franklin — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 13:08:03 EST

I always knew something was up with Riise. I mean, 2 "i"s in a row? What the fuck is that?

Urethra Franklin

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OchentaYcinco — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 13:06:43 EST

Apropos of neither futbol nor karaoke...

Looks like the Chargers are gonna hire Norv Turner. How ya like those 6-1 odds now, Vegas?

OchentaYcinco

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Gage — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 13:05:35 EST

Weren't there rumors that Ronaldinho was gay? Could we mention this to Bellamy?

Gage

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Hit Bull Win Steak — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 13:02:52 EST

So good!

Hit Bull Win Steak

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apostles03 — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 13:01:47 EST

It's like looking into the eyes of a gangbanger on the streets of L.A. You just don't do it.

apostles03

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notthequarterback — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 12:59:30 EST

"Samuel Eto'o refers to himself in the third person? What a fuckin' egomaniac."

--Carlos Zambrano

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diddly — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 12:55:48 EST

Men don't look.

Damn right.
-Tim Hardaway

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jane — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 12:47:24 EST

Men don't look

Lies.

jane

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KOGOD — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 12:44:58 EST

I always thought Kjetil was a fruity name...

KOGOD