<![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> Is Stu looking for love in all the wrong places? Lemme know.

PQ Crash

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> Ha hah!

Rozelle’s Bagman

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> Bananas!

soozycue

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> McRoberts blasted one in his eye.

losloseeboy

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> For fans of The Dark Knight Returns:

I see ... a reflection, Stu. A reflection.

PikachuMcHeidegger

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> It looks like each side of his face was photographed at a different time.

Drew Magary

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> hey doc, got that topical cream? lemme know...

Stu

Peyton4Heisman

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> T-dog - you didnt' click "Enter" at work did you?

for shame for shame.

"Pink Eye for the Queer Guy"?

Moonshine Mike

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> @David_Hume:

Dude! NSFW tag, please!

BigTDog

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> Craig Sager was staying on our hotel and he is almost unrecognizable in a polo and some khakis. It's like he goes undercover when he takes the purple people eater suits off.

to live and die in LA

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> that photo elicits a sandleresque "guuuu" from me

Trenton Makes The World Takes

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> He is so going to kick our asses for this

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> Stu's side gig?

David Hume

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> @Lady Andrea: Hey, thanks for the reminder. I'd forgotten about that clip. Now I need to go find the one of the donkey trying to screw that guy in an attempt to purge the first one from my brain.

Boo-yeah?

Boo-No.

Peter Cavan

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> @Zach Everson: Back off the Baio!

JebusHChrist

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> You know, all this being said, you gotta hand it to Stuey. Everybody hates him. The guy's a human punchline. He's been sleeping on the couch for almost a month now (thanks A.J.!). He's got a disfigured eye, with Gonorrhea. And yet he gets his picture taken and he still has that same "come hither" smile on his face.
Do I still hate him? Of course. But I must, begrudgingly give him a +1 for that smile.

JebusHChrist

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> Looks like his cousin Ray-Ray went pee-pee in his eye.

Stev D

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> Scott Baio gave him pink eye.

Zach Everson

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> That case of conjunctivitis is ridicufied.

ArkansasFred

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> There goes my mid-morning nap. Or, you know, EVER CLOSING MY EYES AGAIN.

Holly/Magnolia/Stabby

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> I'm sorry, but this nothing. 289 has a clip that's way, way worse, if anybody's interested. I don't think I can ever be grossed out again after last night.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> Another strike against Deadspin Widescreen

Kid Canada

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> @SagerBombs: It's really taking me a lot of willpower to not go on a Goonies-quote bender here. Props for typing that whole thing out.

WheelOfOrton

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> @Diddly: thank you Diddly...I will take your word on this...

scumdog0331

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> I think it was his eye! yes, it was this! He had the eye of a vulture --a pale blue eye, with a film over it. Whenever it fell upon me, my blood ran cold; and so by degrees --very gradually --I made up my mind to no longer watch ESPN, and thus rid myself of the eye forever.

James Toney's Conditioning Coach

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> I didn't realize that it was semen that keeps the other side of the pillow so cool.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> @WheelOfOrton: OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

SagerBombs

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> Not that I would ever be happy to get pink eye, but if I had just spent a few days in Vegas, doing whatever it is that Stu Scott does when tagging along with NBA players... well, I'd be calling in for some antibiotics. The strong stuff.

OchentaYcinco

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> and I think I want to know about this...

No, you don't.

diddly

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> Stop!!! That's Willy's gold!

WheelOfOrton

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> @cameltrader: and no Butterfly kisses.

JebusHChrist

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> I've got 8oz. of purell on my desk at all times to use, not that I'm a germaphobe or anything (not that there's anything wrong with that, right Tim?)

The Leonard Leap

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> "If one of his eyes is blue and the other is red, does that me can see in 3-D?

That joke is going to keep me giggling all day. Thank you sir.

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> I am soooo not going to give him a fist-bump.

cameltrader

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> @Chief Illiniwek: Chief I was too creeped out by whatever Deadspin partner site that was to post a comment. The NHL can suck it.

Shorty

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> If one of his eyes is blue and the other is red, does that me can see in 3-D?

bizzo5000

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> When Chris Berman mentioned "taking the red-eye to Love City," Stu thought he was talking about travel arrangements. Then the pepper spray came out...

PikachuMcHeidegger

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> Sarah Conner, Boo-yah.

Pam Ward needs no strap-on

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> TLL, some Purell for you my friend!

Shorty

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> Stu, that contagious? Lemme know.

OchentaYcinco

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> I love the fact that the post below this one has 0 comments. Fuck you NHL and your "marketing" dept.

Chief Illiniwek

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> Poor boooya boy. All those hot bitches in Vegas and he can't see shit.

The Minister of Propaganda

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> goddammit, there has been pinkeye happening at my office and i've been lucky so far, but i had just gotten over the whole "every time my eye twitches, i run and check the mirror" until now that is.
fuck, eye itchy, gotta go.

drugsandmath

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> ZPS- I had pink eye earlier this year, and everyone at work treated me like a leper, so that was fun.

The Leonard Leap

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> @jwaves: Just when I thought I couldn't be more repulsed.
Thanks!

JebusHChrist

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> can someone direct me to the link for maddenfarve.jpg? I missed out on that one...and I think I want to know about this...

scumdog0331

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> Gonorrhea of the eye is no laughing matter.

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josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> come on y'all... stu just accidentally left his eyes open when kobe was, you know, doing his thing

ltwinslow

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> Did pacman spit in his eye?

jwaves2007

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> I bet Vince Carter had to apologize profusely for that one.

Moletran

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> Amaechi probably gave him an angry pirate the night before.

Triple B

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> I didn't know they were filming Blade 4.

Denis Lemieux

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> The goggles! They do nothing!

Little Wooden Boy

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> Hell, you should see his browneye.

GiselleBeardchen

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> are we sure he wasn't just partying with the zags?

The Leonard Leap

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> We'll be sure to cross our t's and dot our....lower-case j's.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> I've got $20 on a nice leather pirate eyepatch for Stu. I think it's time.

SagerBombs

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> TSW - Just seeing that photo made me put some Purell on my hands!

Shorty

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> Don't be ridiculous - he got that pink eye from the Juggs machine.

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> I think that just means that his eye is over-ripe. Time to pop it out and put in a new one.

Jack Cobra

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> Boo-No.

Phil Mickelson's Man Tits

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> Clearly Photoshop's red-eye reduction tool has its work cut out for it.

44 in a Row

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> Looks like somebody's taking the red-eye flight back to Bristol.

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> Is that an infection, or is this just lingering effects of his weekend with the Gonzaga basketball team?

44 in a Row

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> Let this be a reminder - Wash your hands as often as possible.

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> He must have been bitten by Kenny McCormack.

(... and he probably got *no* play from any Bronco cheerleaders)

grungedave

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> his blue eye is almost as bad as the red one. and why would he stop and smile for a picture with his face looking like that? did he not know?

Shorty

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> Gonorrhea of the eye is no laughing matter.

JebusHChrist

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> Eric Cartman thinks Stu is an amateur.

Technicolor Jan Stenerud

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> my monitor screen just cracked in half

oldefreddjung

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> Maybe he was just high. You know, because Bill Simmons said everyone in Vegas was high this weekend. Did you know the whole town smelled like spilt bong water? It did.

Mike Honcho

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> looks like Stu been hanging with the Gonzaga basketball team

ltwinslow

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> The closer you get, the worse he gets. Christ. I hope that cameraman learned his lesson.

LingeringBursitis

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> Can't he just pop that thing out and put in a new one?

JebusHChrist

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> Ew.

PeteJayhawk

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> Pink eye? I figured AJ took a swing at him.

Unsilent Majority

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> Now now, settle down. There's enough topical cream to go around.

Jake Taylor

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> no pink eye tag?

SagerBombs

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> This is much, much, much worse than favremadden.jpg from two nights ago. Much, much worse.

Where's the nightmare fuel tag? It's like his stare is burning into my soul.

BowdenBowdenBowden

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> Yaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!

Sorry, that's just really freaky to look at. And not "Stu Scott txting to get some ass" freaky. Bad Freaky.

Sandy Magic Jackson

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> And there goes my breakfast. Bye bye!

Kathleen Turner Overdrive

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> A little Visine ought to clear that up. Lemme know.

badbabu

]]> <![CDATA[If The NBA All-Stars All Have Pink Eye This Week, You'll Know Why]]> NIGHTMARE FUEL! Jeez Will!

And now I am going to go weep in the corner.

TheStarterWife

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