<![CDATA[The Return Of El Guapo - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[The Return Of El Guapo - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[The Return Of El Guapo]]> Pitch very old one! Pitch like the wind!

Robert Barone’s Dog

]]> <![CDATA[The Return Of El Guapo]]> Jefferson DArcy said:
You sure he's not audtioning to be one of Tom Brady's 5 Layers of Protection

"I would've been happy if he'd used even one layer of protection."
- Bridget Moynahan

I am Will's smirking revenge

]]> <![CDATA[The Return Of El Guapo]]> *Brockton. Yes, I can read a map and spel.

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[The Return Of El Guapo]]> Unless I'm mistaken, it was the Brocton Rox who signed the Can, not Nashua....

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[The Return Of El Guapo]]> @Oops Pow Surprise: Whoever bought Daddy Butch his last bump.

Tyler Knew and Turk! Wendell Ate Won Too

]]> <![CDATA[The Return Of El Guapo]]> @Diddly:

Yes, I bought a card (as I have every year for the past three years)...but I did so ironically.

Ahem.

metroville

]]> <![CDATA[The Return Of El Guapo]]> @Jefferson DArcy: Where was Brady's 5 layers of protection 3 months ago?

cameltrader

]]> <![CDATA[The Return Of El Guapo]]> Jeez, you don't have to @. I'm standing right here.

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[The Return Of El Guapo]]> I take it i'm the only one who saw the headline, and immediatly thought it was another Norv! post?

Underpants Gnome

]]> <![CDATA[The Return Of El Guapo]]> @Suss--: Suss, what is a plethora?

rsr26

]]> <![CDATA[The Return Of El Guapo]]> Will he wearing a sweater instead of a bullpen jacket?

Footbaw

]]> <![CDATA[The Return Of El Guapo]]> Wow, between him and the Diceman, I have the body of a Greek God (Dionysus).

Ron

]]> <![CDATA[The Return Of El Guapo]]> So who's Nashua's pitching coach, the Invisible Swordsman?

Oops Pow Surprise

]]> <![CDATA[The Return Of El Guapo]]> @metroville:

So, did you buy a card? Because that would kind of kill your credibility there.

[/yankee fan]

diddly

]]> <![CDATA[The Return Of El Guapo]]>
Pacman Jones just fired his agent. THAT ought to keep him out of trouble. Meddling agent.

Chief Illiniwek

]]> <![CDATA[The Return Of El Guapo]]> screw the pride, they left the atlantic league. Go Patriots! (Somerset, not New England)

Shorty

]]> <![CDATA[The Return Of El Guapo]]> Clearly, he got a plethora of disrespect from Grady.

CDNMoose

]]> <![CDATA[The Return Of El Guapo]]> As a member of Red Sox Nation (even before, y'know, the Red Sox actually started selling membership cards that said that, 'cause they're short on cash), I always caught a lot of flack for not embracing El Guapo. While everyone else was cheering when he rumbled out of the bullpen, I was wincing as I calculated the (usually excellent) odds that he would give up a game-winning home run.

I never quite understood how being fat and having an ostensibly hilariously dichotomous nickname was supposed to add up to "good pitcher". 'Cause, uh...it didn't.

metroville

]]> <![CDATA[The Return Of El Guapo]]> 7.59 is a plethora of ERA.

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[The Return Of El Guapo]]> After he saw how Dice K looked at Red Sox camp, El Guapo figured he had a shot.

throwbot

]]> <![CDATA[The Return Of El Guapo]]> El Guapo will be the hottest thing to come out of Nashua since Mandy Moore.

badbabu

]]> <![CDATA[The Return Of El Guapo]]> Grady Little wasn't the only one showing disrespect. Tom Brady dumped him when he found out el Guapo was pregnant.

Dread

]]> <![CDATA[The Return Of El Guapo]]> El Guapo kick your ass. El Guapo kick your face. El Guapo kick your balls into ouuter space!

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[The Return Of El Guapo]]> "This Guapo"
"Gestapo"

Same difference.

Riddler

]]> <![CDATA[The Return Of El Guapo]]> This is why I'm hot
Shorty see the drop
Ask me what I paid and I say yeah I paid a guap
And then I hit the switch that take away the top
So chicks around the way they call me cream of the crop


I'm hot cause I'm fly
You ain't cause you not
This is why, This is why, This is why I'm hot

(That should be this Guapo's stadium song.)

Riddler

]]> <![CDATA[The Return Of El Guapo]]> I guess he decided he needed a paycheck after he saw how the Charlie Weis gastro-bypass surgery trial was going.

Mike Honcho

]]> <![CDATA[The Return Of El Guapo]]> The Ponderosa in Nashua is printing up warning signs for its employees as we speak.

If they fail to barracade the restaurant doors in time and he gains 30 more pounds, I'm calling him Audrey III.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[The Return Of El Guapo]]> This is pretty much the definition of bringing sexy back.

goathair

]]> <![CDATA[The Return Of El Guapo]]> And El Guapo goes right to the top of my fantasy baseball draft sheet...

hiphopnerd

]]> <![CDATA[The Return Of El Guapo]]> "Disrespected?"

You sure he's not audtioning to be one of Tom Brady's 5 Layers of Protection

Jefferson DArcy

]]> <![CDATA[The Return Of El Guapo]]> In a way, each of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us. But as sure as my name is Lucky Day, the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal El Guapo, who also happens to be *the actual* El Guapo!

Spectacular Sam

]]> <![CDATA[The Return Of El Guapo]]> in case not everyone took as much spanish as i have el guapo is spanish for "the guapo"

Trenton Makes The World Takes

]]> <![CDATA[The Return Of El Guapo]]> Man, I don't remember anyone disappearing as fast as he did....which is really impressive considering his size...

Hustler of Culture

]]> <![CDATA[The Return Of El Guapo]]> If El Guapo hasn't recently shaved his head, and check in and out of rehab twice in one week I'm not interested.

Summer-of-George

]]> <![CDATA[The Return Of El Guapo]]> Down to 235? No way will he beat Mothra.

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[The Return Of El Guapo]]> He's MORE than famous, he's in-famous

Fios

]]> <![CDATA[The Return Of El Guapo]]> If El Guapo came back to the majors it would be the happiest day of my life

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

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