<![CDATA[Jim Sorgi Is Willing To Scrounge For Endorsement Opportunities - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Jim Sorgi Is Willing To Scrounge For Endorsement Opportunities - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Jim Sorgi Is Willing To Scrounge For Endorsement Opportunities]]> STILL nothing on the Champions League? Bellamy assaults fellow scouser Riise with a golf club over bad karaoke in Spain over the weekend and then scores a goal against Ronaldinho and Barca and then (as if that weren't enough) sets up RIISE for the winner????? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

Sigerson Holmes

]]> <![CDATA[Jim Sorgi Is Willing To Scrounge For Endorsement Opportunities]]> I don't know this guy at all but that picture makes me very sad for some reason.

Zulkey

]]> <![CDATA[Jim Sorgi Is Willing To Scrounge For Endorsement Opportunities]]> And speaking of Wisconsin quarterbacks, some Wikipedia-er must have a source within the Raiders organization, because:

"Stocco and the Badgers finished the 2006 campaign with a 17-14 win in the Capital One Bowl against the Arkansas Razorbacks. Stocco will be drafted in the NFL Draft #1 overall."

Remington Steal

]]> <![CDATA[Jim Sorgi Is Willing To Scrounge For Endorsement Opportunities]]> Brooks Bollinger, Jim Sorgi, John Stocco.... It's awesome that the name progression for Wisconsin's starting quarterback went from a one straight outta Bushwood Country Club to two that sound like they should be part of the Teamsters Local 641.

Remington Steal

]]> <![CDATA[Jim Sorgi Is Willing To Scrounge For Endorsement Opportunities]]> @Urethra Franklin: I just figured once Mr. Carlson died, he'd be replaced by a fellow cast member of WKRP as the Maytag repairman. What's Dr. Johnny Fever or Les Nessman doing these days?

The General

]]> <![CDATA[Jim Sorgi Is Willing To Scrounge For Endorsement Opportunities]]> Ocho-Cinco would be a shoo-in to endor...HUGH!

Moobs

]]> <![CDATA[Jim Sorgi Is Willing To Scrounge For Endorsement Opportunities]]> Who amongst us wouldn't want to have Sorgi's gig? Anyone? Anyone?

SmedIndy

]]> <![CDATA[Jim Sorgi Is Willing To Scrounge For Endorsement Opportunities]]> "I don't give a hoot in hell how you do it, you just get me the Maytag position, ya hear?!"

Raskolnikov

]]> <![CDATA[Jim Sorgi Is Willing To Scrounge For Endorsement Opportunities]]> He is actually applying to be a Maytag repairman.

It's better than real estate.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Jim Sorgi Is Willing To Scrounge For Endorsement Opportunities]]> "King Kong ain't got shit on me"

-Denzel Washingmachine

Trenton Makes The World Takes

]]> <![CDATA[Jim Sorgi Is Willing To Scrounge For Endorsement Opportunities]]> Michael Irvin is auditioning for....well, anything.

Avatars">TheDrizzle

]]> <![CDATA[Jim Sorgi Is Willing To Scrounge For Endorsement Opportunities]]> @Chief Wahoo: Thats actually the same story that I heard our here in Vegas on Monday afternoon (day it happened)...so they might be right on...

12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich

]]> <![CDATA[Jim Sorgi Is Willing To Scrounge For Endorsement Opportunities]]> Are we really anticipating a lot of use for the "Jim Sorgi" tag?

Dweeze

]]> <![CDATA[Jim Sorgi Is Willing To Scrounge For Endorsement Opportunities]]> Kyle Orton was also in line, but passed out drunk before his turn...

codemonkeymaster

]]> <![CDATA[Jim Sorgi Is Willing To Scrounge For Endorsement Opportunities]]> Sorgi was hoping you'd pay him to write the UW B-Ball preview, but that fell through so he went to Plan B

Chowday

]]> <![CDATA[Jim Sorgi Is Willing To Scrounge For Endorsement Opportunities]]> Tom Brady is currently auditioning for a Planned Parenthood commercial.

Sid Bream Was Out

]]> <![CDATA[Jim Sorgi Is Willing To Scrounge For Endorsement Opportunities]]> Pac Man Jones is going to audition for Kevlar Vests.

Sid Bream Was Out

]]> <![CDATA[Jim Sorgi Is Willing To Scrounge For Endorsement Opportunities]]> If he becomes the new Maytag man, will he also star in a hilarious remake of "WKRP in Cincinnati"?

Urethra Franklin

]]> <![CDATA[Jim Sorgi Is Willing To Scrounge For Endorsement Opportunities]]> Sorgi unintelligibly croaked at an imaginary washer and dryer: "You're King Kong, baby, nobody can defeat you!".

Fixed!

ArkansasFred

]]> <![CDATA[Jim Sorgi Is Willing To Scrounge For Endorsement Opportunities]]> So I guess after the coffee guy "rubs some dirt in it," he can go see Sorgi and get it cleaned out.

Little Wooden Boy

]]> <![CDATA[Jim Sorgi Is Willing To Scrounge For Endorsement Opportunities]]> I thought he has a hard time talking because of an injury in college.

BradLee

]]> <![CDATA[Jim Sorgi Is Willing To Scrounge For Endorsement Opportunities]]> In the navy, come on and join your fellow man

mel

]]> <![CDATA[Jim Sorgi Is Willing To Scrounge For Endorsement Opportunities]]> Look at the lack of definition in his body, look at his pasty complexion....he looks like he should be writing for a sports blog

ducks

Hustler of Culture

]]> <![CDATA[Jim Sorgi Is Willing To Scrounge For Endorsement Opportunities]]> So thats Jim Sorgi. I'm highly disappointed. With a name like that I always pictured some guy about 40 yrs old, with a beer gut and a mullet, kinda looking like Jake Taylor from Major League but with pads and a clipboard.

Mike Honcho

]]> <![CDATA[Jim Sorgi Is Willing To Scrounge For Endorsement Opportunities]]> threadjack: I know Sports by Brooks is unreliable, but if they got this one right Pac Man may be eating his fruit in prison for a while:

sporting-news-radio-reports-pacm...an-jones-strip-club-altercation-caught-on-video-12303.php">http://sportsbybrooks.com/sporting-news-radio-reports-pacm......

\end threadjack

Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[Jim Sorgi Is Willing To Scrounge For Endorsement Opportunities]]> Jim Sorgi is a great choice if you are into 6'5, 195 pound quarterbacks with a laser, clipboard toting arm.

Mr. Soul

]]> <![CDATA[Jim Sorgi Is Willing To Scrounge For Endorsement Opportunities]]> He's doing the "A" in that picture, right?

Philistine

]]> <![CDATA[Jim Sorgi Is Willing To Scrounge For Endorsement Opportunities]]> RBS, you bet your ass he likes to be called King-Kong. I just got my Fay Wray dress back from the cleaners.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Jim Sorgi Is Willing To Scrounge For Endorsement Opportunities]]> this is totally a ploy to get an in with bored Indianapolis housewives.

The Big Picture

]]> <![CDATA[Jim Sorgi Is Willing To Scrounge For Endorsement Opportunities]]> @washing machine: You're King King, baby, nobody can defeat you!

@dryer: You too.

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[Jim Sorgi Is Willing To Scrounge For Endorsement Opportunities]]> does Sorgi fill in with Kenny Chesney too?

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Jim Sorgi Is Willing To Scrounge For Endorsement Opportunities]]> Cut. That. Meat.

In Flagrante Delicto

]]> <![CDATA[Jim Sorgi Is Willing To Scrounge For Endorsement Opportunities]]> At the last second Peyton Manning will swoop in and steal the glory from poor Jim Sorgi once again...

Jack Cobra

]]> <![CDATA[Jim Sorgi Is Willing To Scrounge For Endorsement Opportunities]]> So Peyton likes being called King Kong, eh?

RBS

]]> <![CDATA[Jim Sorgi Is Willing To Scrounge For Endorsement Opportunities]]> In other ad news, Trojan just rescinded their offer to Tom Brady.

MDT

]]> <![CDATA[Jim Sorgi Is Willing To Scrounge For Endorsement Opportunities]]> wait, so then who's the "professional" quarterback?

WFNYScott

]]> <![CDATA[Jim Sorgi Is Willing To Scrounge For Endorsement Opportunities]]> Like anyone playing for the Colts would ever get an endorsement deal....

Hustler of Culture

]]> <![CDATA[Jim Sorgi Is Willing To Scrounge For Endorsement Opportunities]]> There is no way Tim Hardaway approves of this.

throwbot

]]> <![CDATA[Jim Sorgi Is Willing To Scrounge For Endorsement Opportunities]]> Whirlpool will probably go with Norv Turner, anyway.

44 in a Row

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