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ESPN: We Pan The Crowd, You Decide

SuperFrankieLampard — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 17:57:27 EST

big deal. it's a lot better when the sign calls out the leading scorer of the opposing team by name, as i saw on a "tim hardaway hates [player name] at the winthrop game last week.

SuperFrankieLampard

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Kettleer — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 14:49:35 EST

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Kettleer

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 14:20:59 EST

Will you bee with me Tim?

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

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BigTDog — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 13:18:06 EST

Last night, I almost named a Fantasy Baseball team "Tim Hardaway Hates U" -- then I settled on "PGammons Sweet Stroke"

BigTDog

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Ron — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 13:00:58 EST

Ewww, this tastes like Grandma!

Ron

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yamabushi — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:58:57 EST

My nose makes its own bubble-gum

yamabushi

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J.L. White — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:57:22 EST

What's a battle?

J.L. White

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Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:53:38 EST

Principal Skinner, I got carsick in your office.

Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay

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Carmen McFanzone — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:50:06 EST

Ralph Wiggum quote!

Carmen McFanzone

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BigTDog — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:42:25 EST

I'M IDAHO!

BigTDog

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throwbot — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:41:17 EST

And when the doctor said I didn't have worms, it was the happiest day of my life.

throwbot

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TastesLikeBurning — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:37:23 EST

@Lady Andrea: It's Ralph's response to the card that Lisa gives him on Valentine's Day.

TastesLikeBurning

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SantaBarbaraWahoo — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:33:24 EST

"Then, the doctor told me that BOTH my eyes were lazy! And that's why it was the best summer ever."

SantaBarbaraWahoo

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Lady Andrea — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:26:51 EST

@TastesLikeBurning: What's that from? I saw that on a TWoP shirt and I don't know where it's from.

Lady Andrea

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Peter Cavan — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:25:57 EST

Not a Ralph quote, but:

"That's some nice flutin', boy."

Peter Cavan

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Ron — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:24:05 EST

I'm proud to be from Kentucky.

LSU wears purple. As we all know, purple=gay. Just ask Tinky Winky, if you can get the dicks out of his mouth.

Ron

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Frinklin — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:22:46 EST

The children are right to laugh at you Ralph, these scissors couldn't cut butter. Now take out your red crayon.

Frinklin

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Greek McPapadopoulos — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:20:10 EST

I think I just blue myself.

Greek McPapadopoulos

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Sh!tShow — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:19:47 EST

Ms. Hoover? I ate all my glue.

Sh!tShow

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TastesLikeBurning — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:19:07 EST

You choo-choo-choose me?!

TastesLikeBurning

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SagerBombs — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:16:25 EST

And thank god for LSU... the only bigger ####s than Washington this season.

SagerBombs

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SA — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:15:30 EST

Darn you Greek. Darn you!

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12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:15:25 EST

So Timmy H loves Kentucky? Thats ####!

12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich

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throwbot — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:15:15 EST

so...do you like stuff?

throwbot

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SagerBombs — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:15:05 EST

Tim Hardaway hates LSD.

Josh Heytvelt does NOT

SagerBombs

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Robert Barone’s Dog — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:14:27 EST

After the game, Medical Bracelet Girl and Crazy Blue Afro Guy made mad Wildcat love, ensuring the continuing dominance of the percussion world that is the Blue Man Group.

Robert Barone’s Dog

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Greek McPapadopoulos — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:13:38 EST

And of course:

You stay classy, Kentucky.

At least we get to make Ralph Wiggum jokes, instead of analyzing why the Tigers keep collapsing.

Greek McPapadopoulos

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SA — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:13:13 EST

That's my swingset, and that's my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. And this is where I met the leprechaun.

He told me to burn things.

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Greek McPapadopoulos — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:12:46 EST

"That's where I saw the Leprchaun. He tells me to burn things!"

Greek McPapadopoulos

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44 in a Row — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:10:56 EST

It tastes like... burning.

44 in a Row

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Tuffy — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:10:49 EST

@preciousroy: You're thinking of ESPN Classic.

Tuffy

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David Hume — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:10:15 EST

Tim Hardaway hates LSD.

David Hume

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HaydenFrylock — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:10:08 EST

ESPN made LSU change their name to ####

HaydenFrylock

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preciousroy — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:07:44 EST

I thought Hardaway was raising money to fight TBA.

preciousroy

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KaptainKareem — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:07:35 EST

Time for bed, Ralph.

Oh, goodie, I get to be a pirate!

KaptainKareem

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cameltrader — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:05:56 EST

Best thing to come out of Kentucky since Ashley Judd.

cameltrader

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Analrapist — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:04:25 EST

Tim Hardaway hates Smithers.

Analrapist

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codemonkeymaster — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:03:40 EST

Naptime! That's where i'm a viking!

codemonkeymaster

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Chief Illiniwek — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:03:40 EST

From left, dude, dude, dude, maybe (gigantic arm blocks the view), dude, HELL NO, dude

Chief Illiniwek

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2ndBase — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:02:55 EST

I saw Principal Skinner and Ms. Krabappel in the closet, and they were making babies...and one of the babies looked at me.

2ndBase

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Tuffy — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:02:15 EST

@Suss--: I thought perhaps this student was aware of Tim Hardaway's fight against ALS but not of the aforementioned acronym.

Tuffy

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MattMillenFanClub — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:02:13 EST

That is one ugly crowd. Or as Chief Wiggum would say: "not a looker in the bunch"

MattMillenFanClub

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Mike Honcho — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:00:05 EST

I bent my wookie.

Mike Honcho

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ArkansasFred — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:59:25 EST

Go banana!

ArkansasFred

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SagerBombs — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:59:01 EST

That sign's kinda gay.

SagerBombs

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Matt Sussman — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:58:49 EST

ΩTuffy≥

"Who taught a Kentucky student how to spell LSU?"

He was trying to spell "Louganis" and ran out of space.

Matt Sussman

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badbabu — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:58:14 EST

Me fail English? That's unpossible!

badbabu

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Triple B — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:55:32 EST

Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers.

Triple B

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MattMillenFanClub — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:55:21 EST

Food goes in here (points to mouth)

MattMillenFanClub

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Tuffy — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:55:05 EST

Who taught a Kentucky student how to spell LSU?

Tuffy

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preciousroy — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:54:29 EST

My cat's breath smells like catfood.

preciousroy