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Pacman Jones Doesn't Like To Make It Rain

Trackback — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 15:54:21 EDT

So it appears that I predicted the future on Friday when I joked that Florida men’s basketball coach Billy Donovan would ask Florida for his job back after signing a 5 year, $27 million deal to coach the Orlando Magic.

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Pacman Jones Doesn't Like To Make It Rain

Strictly Business — Fri, 23 Feb 2007 14:37:12 EST

If they ever replaced the dollar bill with a dollar coin, would this change the dynamics of "making it rain"?

Strictly Business

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Kelly Leak — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 18:20:25 EST

I'm puzzled that with all those $1s certainly in the mix, the total amount would come out to a nice, even number like $81,020.

Methinks the Honorable Mr. Mitchell may have a few stray $1s in his pockets. Or The Good and Honorable Members of The Las Vegas P.D. may have "skimmed the pot" a bit.

Word on the street is that Reno 911! was called in, but they were caught up in Miami -- something about The Playmaker, Lt. Winslow, a 16-inch, black glass "pipe", and a giant tub of K-Y Jelly.

Oh, and Najeh "Deuce" Davenport. Who was squatting in the corner and screaming "BROWN OUT!!!" for no apparent reason.

Kelly Leak

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to live and die in LA — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 14:53:18 EST

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2775250

Guess news finally broke in Bristol....maybe it was getting the total amount up to 81,020 instead of 81,000 that made the difference.

to live and die in LA

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claude balls — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 14:50:15 EST

@twoeightnine:

twoeightnine, did Cold Pizza reveal any details not already known?

claude balls

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44 in a Row — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 14:47:43 EST

Crap. How did I wind up back in the Pacman Jones post?

44 in a Row

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44 in a Row — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 14:46:16 EST

This, by the way, is exactly what would have happened had Barbaro not been a horse and, instead, was able to read.

44 in a Row

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scumdog0331 — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 14:24:21 EST

@HaydenFrylock: Greatest...Commenter...Name...EVER!!!

go Hawkeyes!!!

scumdog0331

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DonLaFontaine — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 13:29:03 EST

"As strippers rushed the stage to collect the money, Jones allegedly became angry, grabbed one of the strippers by the hair and drove her head into the stage. A fight ensued and as Jones and his entourage began to leave, a person in the entourage reportedly began shooting."

This behavior puzzles me. I never would have thought that a gentleman like PacMan Jones would have disrepected ladies in that fashion.

DonLaFontaine

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Moonshine Mike — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 13:22:06 EST

tissues ? Lotion?

all we need is our vivid imaginations.

and barbaro porn of course.

Moonshine Mike

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Arn Ziffel — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 13:21:02 EST

Pac man's going to get "collard"

Arn Ziffel

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HappyFeltonsGloryHole — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 13:20:27 EST

In Canada, the patrons throw Loonies on the stage of strip clubs. It is called a "Golden Shower."

HappyFeltonsGloryHole

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HappyFeltonsGloryHole — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 13:18:18 EST

This stuff has been done before.

-Mike Danton

HappyFeltonsGloryHole

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twoeightnine — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 13:14:52 EST

Cold Pizza is doing a report on Pacman now.

twoeightnine

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The Curse of Harold Ballard’s Bunker — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 13:14:45 EST

@A-fennel-wreath-and-paper-pants: Real men don't need lotion. Or tissues, for that matter.

The Curse of Harold Ballard’s Bunker

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claude balls — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 13:07:40 EST

Just go home and get it for free!

Yeah, I'm thinking that my brother might have a problem with that.

He'd want at least a couple of bucks.

claude balls

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Abe Froman — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 13:03:55 EST

i knew apocalypse would hit when barbaro went down.

Abe Froman

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Blackguard — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 13:00:53 EST

Just go home and get it for free!

Insert laughter here. The only time a guy gets it "for free" is when it involves exercising his wrist. And even that'll cost you the lotion and tissues.

Blackguard

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blackaces — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:55:27 EST

Strip clubs are frustrating. It's like waking up christmas morning, seeing the presents under the tree, but you're not allowed to open them and play with them.

Why pay for something you can't get? Just go home and get it for free!

blackaces

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Moonshine Mike — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:48:51 EST

how about taking dates to strip clubs and letting them enjoy the action? where does that rank?

uh, a "friend" needs to know.

Moonshine Mike

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HugsFromHarold — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:36:36 EST

Pac-Man Jones: An eary entry for SHOTY 2007, and this coupled with the repossesed car for sale, should at least get him on the Deadspin HoF ballot.

HugsFromHarold

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DamnSkippy — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:34:47 EST

First let me preface this by saying that $1 bills are the only way to go in a strip club; guys giving dancers anything larger than a one is really just showing-off -- save the twenties for the champagne room.

That being said, I was sitting at the bar at a strip club in Baltimore with some friends. I ran out of $1's, so I pulled a fifty out of my pocket and was waiting to get change from the bartender. As I'm waiting and talking to my friends, a dancer comes walking along the bar, and without thinking, I stuffed the fifty into her g-string. Needless to say, I failed to get my fifty back, but I did get a half-hearted table dance for my stupidity.

BTW, that was the same night I lost a contact lens on a dancer's boob and had to drive all the way back to DC like Stuart Scott after his run-in with the JUGGS machine.

True story.

DamnSkippy

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Juancho — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:26:27 EST

@BigTenObsession: Hey, it beats being called Connie.

Juancho

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Blackguard — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:24:32 EST

@yerfatma: Oh sure...now I'll be having nightmares anytime I handle cash in the future.

Blackguard

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Hank Gathers Some Moss — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:16:37 EST

@A-fennel-wreath-and-paper-pants:

What did God give them those pockets for then?

Hank Gathers Some Moss

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Tuffy — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:53:40 EST

Remember what we learned from the Gold Club people.

If we need to track down Wilbon in an emergency, check there first?

Tuffy

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Blackguard — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:50:23 EST

So what they should have done is start having sex with each other on stage, and then pocket the cash.

That could present a problem...

Blackguard

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Adonis — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:47:00 EST

In the players' defense, no stripper should think $81K comes cheap...

So what they should have done is start having sex with each other on stage, and then pocket the cash. Less confusion, I think.

Remember what we learned from the Gold Club people.

Adonis

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Lance Uppercut — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:42:04 EST

I hope we get a SportsGal commentary on this.

Lance Uppercut

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The Leonard Leap — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:39:14 EST

@44 in a Row: just a ho-ho? now i'm hungry dammit

The Leonard Leap

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Tuffy — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:38:07 EST

Denis Lemieux was found dead today, decapitated by fishing line. No suspects are in custody at this time.

Tuffy

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Spectacular Sam — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:37:26 EST

This has been mentioned in other places, but why is this story NOWHERE to be found on the WWL???

Spectacular Sam

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44 in a Row — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:34:39 EST

Just 'cuz she dances go-go, that don't make her a ho, no.

44 in a Row

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Denis Lemieux — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:34:11 EST

The only acceptable way of teasing strippers is to tie a $100 bill to some fishing line and wait for hilarity to ensue.

Denis Lemieux

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goathair — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:33:44 EST

Handful of stacks
Better grab an umbrella

goathair

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gmschmidty — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:33:43 EST

One question: Is ESPN EVER going to acknowlege that anything besides puppydogs and ice-cream was going down in Vegas this weekend, or is their partnership with the NBA too valuable to them?

gmschmidty

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Spaceman Bill Leah — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:31:43 EST

I still fail to see how throwing tons of money at strippers & then taking it away benefits anyone.

Strippers-still poor
Strip club- no cut from stripper money
Assholes throwing money- look like even bigger assholes, nay, twatwaffles even

Spaceman Bill Leah

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HeavyPettingZoo — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:31:10 EST

In Japan, where bukkake is popular, the Japanese have a similar practice, but it is called "Making It Blizzard" (pronounced "Make It Brizzard"), and it can get quite messy, and NOBODY ever tries to reclaim what's left on stage.

HeavyPettingZoo

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-s — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:31:10 EST

I'm going to change my career to robbing the hotel rooms of athletes. Big money, tax free.

-s

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BoSox Siobhan — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:30:00 EST

I'm embarrassed to be a Titans fan. This shit is truly absurd.
I'm with you, Andie. This level of misogyny is mind-boggling.

BoSox Siobhan

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David Hume — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:29:44 EST

Right on, TSW.

Strip clubs offer the worst return on investment of anything short of Herbalife. Maybe I'm weird, but If I'm going out, planning to drop cash at a bar, I want to know that the very rules of the interaction do not essentially eliminate the chance of me getting to touch the girl, at home, in my bed. Ugh.

David Hume

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Tuffy — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:25:16 EST

and eat the piece of fruit waiting for him.

For all of you even considering it: don't. Just walk away. Nothing good can come from it.

Tuffy

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Southeast Jerome — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:25:13 EST

"Blame it on the rain, yeah, yeah."

Southeast Jerome

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SmedIndy — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:24:58 EST

BTW, I think Pacman should switch sports and join the Pacers. We need another strip club melee, and since Jackson has gone, the replacements are too lame to cause trouble in a strip club. They just get indicted for beating up a bar manager. Come on, Pacers, step up!

SmedIndy

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SmedIndy — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:22:27 EST

Mo money...mo problems...as it were...

SmedIndy

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ArkansasFred — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:20:36 EST

"Once there was a lion and a monkey and the monkey said to the lion "I can change the weather." The lion was skeptical so the monkey climbed a tree and started peeing on the lion's head..."

ArkansasFred

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BigTenObsession — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:19:26 EST

By a city bus that was driving southbound in the northbound lanes.

Oops.

BigTenObsession

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Kid Canada — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:18:22 EST

If Pac-man really wanted his money back, all he had to do was get to the middle of the strip club and eat the piece of fruit waiting for him.

Kid Canada

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Hank Africa — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:16:32 EST

After leaving the club, Pacman and Nelly went to throw chocolate at Ben Franklin, then shot him for eating it.

Hank Africa

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Deadspin — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:15:15 EST

Najeh Davenport will see your making it rain and raise you a bringin' the brown.

Deadspin

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Ted Striker — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:14:38 EST

The nickels joke has given me the mental image of G.O.B. spraying "Pennies...from HEAVEN" all over a board meeting. Good times.

Ted Striker

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Upshaws Leash — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:12:17 EST

you know, this same thing started a big fight with my family at thanksgiving. we know how to get down, mother fuckers!

Upshaws Leash

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Lady Andrea — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:11:22 EST

I do what I can to keep the people entertained around here, Fennel.

Lady Andrea

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Blackguard — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:09:49 EST

"Buses are God's way of thinning the herd." should be a bumper sticker.

So I'm driving to the airport in Louisville yesterday morning (on Preston Hwy. for those of you who know the area), traffic is really bad and I can't figure out why. Finally I get up to the scene of an accident...where a VW Bug has been crushed. By a city bus that was driving southbound in the northbound lanes.

Blackguard

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Blackguard — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:04:56 EST

@Lady Andrea:
I love that you referenced Lost...that bit was hilarious.

Blackguard

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DamnSkippy — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:02:52 EST

I've never understood guys wanting to take their girlfriends to a strip club much less the girlfirends who actually go (and even less girlfriends who go and then wield champagne bottles at bouncers' heads).

DamnSkippy

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Raskolnikov — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:02:37 EST

@Lady Andrea:

You sound like Daria, which for the most part is a good thing.

Raskolnikov

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Washington Surprise — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:02:22 EST

If you scoop up your $81k before the strippers get it, is it called "making it evaporate"?

Washington Surprise

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Triple B — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:02:21 EST

Wosrt strip club I ever been to: @ Pen State, not far from the campus if I remember correctly.. Went to an indoor soccer tourny held by the school team when I was 18. Couldn't drink and watch the girls strip at the same time, which was shit.

Triple B

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Stev D — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:02:07 EST

At the club, Pacman addressed the dancers and said "I'm giving away free money, and where is the Batman??? Home- washing his tights!"

Stev D

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Tuffy — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:01:50 EST

@BigTenObsession: "Buses are God's way of thinning the herd." should be a bumper sticker.

Tuffy

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Sandy Magic Jackson — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:01:07 EST

The only way 81K in a trash bag is cool is if it has this printed in the side of it: $$

"Um, thank you Fat Tony, er, but next time I'd prefer a suitcase rather than the sackful of money with the dollar sign on it."

Sandy Magic Jackson

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WiserTime — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:00:44 EST

Real Pac Men only take quarters

WiserTime

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Glossina Glossinidae — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:00:29 EST

What's involved in making it snow?

__________________

reminds me of that scene in The Departed when Jack Nicholson has a giant bowl of coke next to his bed, takes a handful and throws it on the 2 women laying half naked.

why do i have a feeling scorese didn't even tell Jack what to do during that scene, he just said "It's Friday night, Jack"

Glossina Glossinidae

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Matt_T — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:59:54 EST

Damn, Chief beat me too it.

Matt_T

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BigTenObsession — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:59:33 EST

Andie - no need to feel bad. Juliet's husband was a tool, Pacman is a tool. Buses are God's way of thinning the herd sometimes.

BigTenObsession

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Tuffy — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:58:33 EST

@44 in a Row: I think that's "make it bleed", but I admit I'm not up on all the current jargon.

Tuffy

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Matt_T — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:58:17 EST

Rex Grossman has an alternate definition of 'making it rain'

Matt_T

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Oops Pow Surprise — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:58:08 EST

@44 in a Row: But strictly for visual effect; they don't get to actually keep the nickels.

Oops Pow Surprise

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TheStarterWife — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:58:03 EST

Man, Pacman must have the smallest penis ever, because that is a shitty dick tease.

(Sorry, this is the worst type of mysgony in my book and that makes me cranky. Stippers? I love them. God bless them. Guys that go to strippers, hey... good for you. Guys that go to strippers and tease them with money. Fuck you.)

Man... Didn't realize I was pissy this AM.

TheStarterWife

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ltwinslow — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:57:47 EST

What's involved in making it snow?

paging michael irvin....

mr. irvin, please pick up the courtesy phone located in the champagne room

ltwinslow

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Lady Andrea — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:57:23 EST

So, he tosses a bunch of money on stage to look cool, then makes the strippers come pick it up and they are supposed to hand it back to him? What a douchefucker. I hope he gets hit by a bus.

***unless, like on Lost, he does actually get hit by a bus. Then I will feel bad.

Lady Andrea

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HaydenFrylock — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:57:18 EST

I did this once with a bag full of pennies, a.k.a. "making it sleet". It didnt go over well either...

HaydenFrylock

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Body by Sabathia — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:56:21 EST

I'm still in shock that the strippers couldn't take Pac-Man or Dupri in the brawl. Aren't they both about 5'6"???

Next job for Pac-Man come June 1st is to make Whoppers in the Burger King commercial with the other midgets.

Body by Sabathia

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drew.catt — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:56:17 EST

@scumdog0331: They made a quick note of Pac-Man and even mentioned Whitlock's article on PTI yesterday...

Something tells me that's as far as their coverage on this will go unless Pac Man gets convicted (finally) of something.

drew.catt

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Chief Illiniwek — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:55:22 EST

No one can make it rain like the sex cannon.

Chief Illiniwek

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44 in a Row — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:54:51 EST

What's involved in making it snow?

You throw a handful of nickels at her.

Then you bite her.

44 in a Row

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the_h_is_o — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:54:37 EST

If Pac Man/Cornell were in Canada, that might be a funny make it rain/kill strippers with loonies scenario

the_h_is_o

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throwbot — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:53:43 EST

What's involved in making it snow?

That's Kobe's thing, not Pac Man's thing.

throwbot

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44 in a Row — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:52:16 EST

I love learning about street slang. I hope the R-J covers "space docking" next.

44 in a Row

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David Hume — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:52:06 EST

What a profoundly offensive lifestyle these assholes live. *We're millionaire athletes/entertainers. Lets go to the strip joint, literally throw a pile of money at women (who make maybe 1/100th of what we do) but only for visual effect in order to satisfy our little need to live in rap video fantasy world*
Do these dickheads expect the women to spit the Cristal back into the bottle too? "No, you cant swallow it, it's just for visual effect that I'm going to go home and masturbate to."

David Hume

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ArkansasFred — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:52:04 EST

George Jones is taking away Pacman's ATV riding privileges for three weeks.

ArkansasFred

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Woody — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:51:54 EST

If I were a stripper, I think it would be reasonable to assume they were giving you the money.

Woody

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Oops Pow Surprise — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:51:43 EST

So how exactly does "hundreds of $1 bills" turn into $81,000?

Oops Pow Surprise

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Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:51:32 EST

I actually heard a report last night that Pacman smashed a stripper's head on the stage after she tried to take money, which was mighty nice of him.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

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preciousroy — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:50:35 EST

ood=odds

Work you stupid fucking coffee, work.

preciousroy

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Jack Cobra — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:50:19 EST

How do you withdraw $81k from the ATM? You stick dollar bills on it and let strippers knock it over

Jack Cobra

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Tuffy — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:50:06 EST

What's involved in making it snow?

Tuffy

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Triple B — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:50:03 EST

To be fair, Pacman asked Vince Young to put $81 of ones in a bag. And we all know about Young's mathematic skills.

Triple B

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scumdog0331 — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:49:59 EST

by the way, of anyone cares, there is not word one about this over on the four-letter-word website.

scumdog0331

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preciousroy — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:48:48 EST

Anyone laying odd on how long until we see PacMan's car back on the Ebays?

preciousroy

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Matt_T — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:48:15 EST

Does the sky ask for the water back when it makes it rain? No. So don't ask for your money back, Pacman.

Matt_T

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diddly — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:47:02 EST

Tim Hardaway thought it was cool at first, since it was at a strip club, but he hates anyone who does things "for visual effect."

diddly

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ltwinslow — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:46:46 EST

R. Kelly takes issue with your definition of "making it rain"

ltwinslow

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SlickBomb — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:46:29 EST

You can't throw hundreds of dollars at crack-addicted strippers and not expect them to go insane. That's just common sense.

SlickBomb

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JebusHChrist — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:46:27 EST

So THAT'S what "make it rain" means. Well I guess I owe a few girls at Big Earl's Goldmine an apology now.
Well I'll be...

JebusHChrist

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Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:46:25 EST

When contacted for comment, Milli or Vanilli, whichever one didn't off himself, said that we should, quote, "Blame it on the rain".

Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price

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Matt Saracen — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:45:59 EST

"Make it Rain" has been added at #1 on my "Things to Do Before I Die" List.

Matt Saracen

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BigTenObsession — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:45:33 EST

The title of this post is misleading. Pacman DOES like to make it rain - he just wants all of his rain to stay with him, as opposed to those crazy strippers.

BigTenObsession

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Blackguard — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:45:15 EST

Man, Pac-Man is in some deep shit!
And he's a short little fucker, so that could be a big problem for him.

Blackguard

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Bunkie Perkins — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:44:40 EST

The "visual effect" PacMan was attempting to pull off...class

Bunkie Perkins

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Stev D — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:43:12 EST

The Leader is the only person I know of that travels around with a huge bag of cash.

Stev D

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HeavyPettingZoo — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:42:54 EST

I'm sorry, but anyone who "makes it rain" simply for visual effect is about as much of a poser as humanly possible. I hope Pac Man dies. There, I said it.

HeavyPettingZoo

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UkraineNotWeak — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:42:30 EST

Haynes had tossed hundreds of $1 bills on the stripper stage, an action known in street slang as "making it rain,"

Not to be confused with the R Kelly version of "making it rain"

UkraineNotWeak

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badbabu — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:42:30 EST

Fat Joe is disappointed by this turn of events.

badbabu

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Summer-of-George — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:42:28 EST

We are just making Vegas more and more famous.

Summer-of-George

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BigTenObsession — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:42:25 EST

I ALWAYS carry my thousands in a trash bag.

And Cornelius? Seriously?

BigTenObsession

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throwbot — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:42:06 EST

I know this has been mentioned before, but where I'm from, when you toss money on the stripper stage, you usually allow the stripper to keep it.

throwbot

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Moonshine Mike — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:42:05 EST

No one has seen $81K at WVU. But perhaps he took a class in "stripper economics" which taught what it would take to make it rain.

Moonshine Mike

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Timmy — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:42:00 EST

Still thankful that it wasnt Tom EMANSKI that was involved in the scuffle. He's got AAU titles to defend.

Timmy

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scumdog0331 — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:41:21 EST

I think "Pac Man Fever" may become on of the most prolific, and enjoyable, tags ever!!! Let's make this happen, Will.

scumdog0331

Pacman Jones Doesn't Like To Make It Rain

Lindsay Lohans Left Boob — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:41:10 EST

Is it just my computer or did anyone else have trouble looking at the video posted yesterday of the "melee." Man, Pac-Man is in some deep shit!

Lindsay Lohans Left Boob

Pacman Jones Doesn't Like To Make It Rain

Pogue Mahone — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:40:17 EST

i always figured it was common knowledge that you only walk into a strip club with exactly the ammount of money you plan to spend and not a penny (or $81K) more. i guess they don't teach that lesson at WVU.

Pogue Mahone

Pacman Jones Doesn't Like To Make It Rain

Wolf Blitzer — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:40:12 EST

was Nelly's bandaid involved in this fracas?

Wolf Blitzer

Pacman Jones Doesn't Like To Make It Rain

Chief Wahoo — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:38:50 EST

I missed the level in Ms. Pac Man where she wields a champaigne bottle.

Chief Wahoo

Pacman Jones Doesn't Like To Make It Rain

UkraineNotWeak — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:38:50 EST

This is meant for the previous thread but Nibbles won't allow me to post it there. It's like Dany Heatley celebrating a goal by crashing into the endboards.

UkraineNotWeak

Pacman Jones Doesn't Like To Make It Rain

Luis Sojo Jr. — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:37:46 EST

I finally figured out what Chicken Noodle Soup is about!

Luis Sojo Jr.