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Reynolds Taking Down Misconduct Charges, One Nuke At A Time

diddly — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 16:47:00 EST

What are CT's laws on a "reasonable woman"? (In Cali, there is a "reasonable woman" test.)

Someday, someone will pass that test.

diddly

Reynolds Taking Down Misconduct Charges, One Nuke At A Time

Signal to Noise — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 16:30:07 EST

@Civil Negligence: that's not half as bad as Sean Salisbury saying "now chicks dig me."

Signal to Noise

Reynolds Taking Down Misconduct Charges, One Nuke At A Time

Yostal — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 16:10:21 EST

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: Not just that, he's also the one who gets pissy if you interrupt during lunch, because this is due two weeks from now and he's already behind.

So who is the kid who manages to make ten dollars per lunch just by asking other kids for their change. Or is this just a phenomenon of my high school cafeteria days?

Yostal

Reynolds Taking Down Misconduct Charges, One Nuke At A Time

Philistine — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 15:38:03 EST

@TheStarterWife:

"Reasonable Woman" test?

There's an oxymoron.

Philistine

Reynolds Taking Down Misconduct Charges, One Nuke At A Time

Moobs — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 14:51:58 EST

"Baby, put that porkchop down. Today, I'm serving up the dark meat, free of charge."

BTW, does anybody have video or pics of Pickler on AI last night? People in my office are talking about it, but my company blocked YouTube and I'm not seeing it online anywhere.

Moobs

Reynolds Taking Down Misconduct Charges, One Nuke At A Time

Yinka Double Dare — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 14:49:06 EST

@Civil Negligence:

Quite Frankly, I just want Kruk to do something Deadspin-worthy so we can get the tag "John Kruk is the Ball"

Yinka Double Dare

Reynolds Taking Down Misconduct Charges, One Nuke At A Time

Civil Negligence — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 14:40:59 EST

@cowbell204:

Speaking of Kruk, stupid things to say, and wives, did anyone see that Nutrisystem comercial he was in?

He says something like "Now my wife told me I'm not as disgusting to her as I used to be."

1) Who the hell says that?
2) Your wife usually thinks you are disgusting?
3) You still have man-boobs in the commerical, Kruker.

Civil Negligence

Reynolds Taking Down Misconduct Charges, One Nuke At A Time

Chief Wahoo — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 14:39:39 EST

@In Flagrante Delicto: The Trump Marina? How low class is that? Not the Borgata, Caesars, or even Claridge's for God's sake?

Chief Wahoo

Reynolds Taking Down Misconduct Charges, One Nuke At A Time

Bandit Darville — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 14:38:54 EST

I just heard the NFL wants to trademark the phrase "pimp daddy."

Bandit Darville

Reynolds Taking Down Misconduct Charges, One Nuke At A Time

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 14:38:51 EST

"Ladies, which one of you wanted the foot long with extra relish?"

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

Reynolds Taking Down Misconduct Charges, One Nuke At A Time

Chief Wahoo — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 14:34:48 EST

Was his dick in the mashed potatoes?

Chief Wahoo

Reynolds Taking Down Misconduct Charges, One Nuke At A Time

quick — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 14:32:26 EST

Emo Kids - Trey Wingo, John Buccigross, Dave Revsine

Don't forget SVP and his club foot.

quick

Reynolds Taking Down Misconduct Charges, One Nuke At A Time

Wingman — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 14:30:04 EST

The case of woman #2 was about to be solved as Harold's defense team had recovered a lap top with the e-mail in question; however the lap top was ruined when Stuart Scott tripped on his pre-show warmup "suit" having not seen it b/c of his blind eye and texting Heidi Fleiss for an apointment. He was of course carrying a gatorade at the time and spilt it on the lap top frying the hard drive.

Wingman

Reynolds Taking Down Misconduct Charges, One Nuke At A Time

cowbell204 — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 14:29:55 EST

Awesome line from Kruk about Chipper getting in trouble with Cox or his wife.

"Bobby can bench him, but his wife can really bench him"

Not that I wasn't already thinking it, but props for saying it kruk.

cowbell204

Reynolds Taking Down Misconduct Charges, One Nuke At A Time

Satyr Icon — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 14:29:46 EST

Apparently you can't be nice...so women will have to open their own doors, pull out their own chairs, and buy their half of dinner...

Satyr Icon

Reynolds Taking Down Misconduct Charges, One Nuke At A Time

ltwinslow — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 14:22:40 EST

seriously. sexually harassing pimp daddy or not... if i have to listen to steve phillips' for an entire baseball season, i might as well just go ahead & kill myself now.

pay the bitch off and BRING HR BACK!!!!

ltwinslow

Reynolds Taking Down Misconduct Charges, One Nuke At A Time

The Big Picture — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 14:22:28 EST

if killing curtis is any indication, jack would have no problem acing reynolds.

The Big Picture

Reynolds Taking Down Misconduct Charges, One Nuke At A Time

Raskolnikov — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 14:22:07 EST

Come get on the Ho Train!

Raskolnikov

Reynolds Taking Down Misconduct Charges, One Nuke At A Time

TattooedMess(iah) — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 14:21:51 EST

@Civil Negligence:

The Todd: Though as of Tuesday, mine's cured too. High five!

TattooedMess(iah)

Reynolds Taking Down Misconduct Charges, One Nuke At A Time

The Intern — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 14:21:30 EST

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: Mean Girls Table - Erin Andrews, Stacey Dales, Rachel Nichols
Jocks - Salisbury, Boomer, Stu Scott
Emo Kids - Trey Wingo, John Buccigross, Dave Revsine
Girls Who Eat Their Feelings Table - Michelle Bonner (just her)

The Intern

Reynolds Taking Down Misconduct Charges, One Nuke At A Time

Chief Illiniwek — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 14:19:46 EST

@In Flagrante Delicto: Let's hope Pacman's in attendance.

Chief Illiniwek

Reynolds Taking Down Misconduct Charges, One Nuke At A Time

Civil Negligence — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 14:19:27 EST

I find the pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats.

Civil Negligence

Reynolds Taking Down Misconduct Charges, One Nuke At A Time

SlickBomb — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 14:18:42 EST

"WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME!! WHERE'S THE BOMB!!"

SlickBomb

Reynolds Taking Down Misconduct Charges, One Nuke At A Time

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 14:18:36 EST

You know, we're starting to think the ESPN cafeteria really is like our high school cafeteria

With Mark Schlereth acting as "the kid who would eat anything for a dollar, including other people's boogers."

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

Reynolds Taking Down Misconduct Charges, One Nuke At A Time

algiers4 — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 14:17:47 EST

@AnalRapist: You mean position number three?

algiers4

Reynolds Taking Down Misconduct Charges, One Nuke At A Time

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 14:16:20 EST

Mel Kiper Jr is the kid in the cafeteria who sits by himself doing homework

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

Reynolds Taking Down Misconduct Charges, One Nuke At A Time

Lt. Exley — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 14:16:13 EST

This can only get better.

Lt. Exley

Reynolds Taking Down Misconduct Charges, One Nuke At A Time

blackaces — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 14:15:09 EST

GODDAMMIT HAROLD, WE ARE OUT OF TIME!!

Are you going to open a socket, or do I have to ask Chloe to do it?

blackaces

Reynolds Taking Down Misconduct Charges, One Nuke At A Time

Drew Magary — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 14:13:06 EST

Little known fact: Harold bats right-handed, but pimp slaps left-handed.

Drew Magary

Reynolds Taking Down Misconduct Charges, One Nuke At A Time

The Intern — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 14:11:46 EST

(laughing at the thought of Boomer book dropping John Clayton in the cafeteria)

The Intern

Reynolds Taking Down Misconduct Charges, One Nuke At A Time

Signal to Noise — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 14:10:14 EST

@Denis Lemieux: HR's team should also note that Sean Salisbury only got a slap on the wrist when he made sure all the female employees got free picture messaging.

Signal to Noise

Reynolds Taking Down Misconduct Charges, One Nuke At A Time

TheStarterWife — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 14:09:13 EST

Well, if he was flaunting that he made so much more and could afford to buy everyone (especially all women), lunch, then that could be construed as harrassment.

What are CT's laws on a "reasonable woman"? (In Cali, there is a "reasonable woman" test.)

TheStarterWife

Reynolds Taking Down Misconduct Charges, One Nuke At A Time

Sid Bream Was Out — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 14:08:56 EST

I wanna know who bought Kellie Pickler's jugs.

Sid Bream Was Out

Reynolds Taking Down Misconduct Charges, One Nuke At A Time

In Flagrante Delicto — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 14:08:08 EST

NY Post Page 6 "WE HEAR…"
THAT Dennis Rodman has lined up an all-star team of strippers for his agent Darren Prince's bachelor party this weekend in Atlantic City at Trump Marina to be attended by Joe Frazier, Vinny Pazienza and 35 other guys .
http://www.nypost.com/seven/03022007/gossip/pagesix/we_hea...

Dick.

In Flagrante Delicto

Reynolds Taking Down Misconduct Charges, One Nuke At A Time

Dewey Decimal System — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 14:07:31 EST

Harold Reynolds should guest-star on the next episode of "Big Sausage Pizza".

Dewey Decimal System

Reynolds Taking Down Misconduct Charges, One Nuke At A Time

ltwinslow — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 14:06:43 EST

why do i envision the ESPN cafeteria scene involving Michael Irvin & Boomer all coked up with a harem of eye candy interns at his table and HR & his posse at a different with the, uh... aesthetically challenged interns sitting at his table

ltwinslow

Reynolds Taking Down Misconduct Charges, One Nuke At A Time

yamabushi — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 14:06:40 EST

sha was mad 'cause he wasnt going to buy her the Hello Kitty dildo.

yamabushi

Reynolds Taking Down Misconduct Charges, One Nuke At A Time

BigTDog — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 14:05:49 EST

we're starting to think the ESPN cafeteria really is like our high school cafeteria

So that Jay Bilas "I don't know Duke-boy" commercial might be for real?

BigTDog

Reynolds Taking Down Misconduct Charges, One Nuke At A Time

theWolf — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 14:05:28 EST

For dessert, Spotted Dick. And custard for the lady.

theWolf

Reynolds Taking Down Misconduct Charges, One Nuke At A Time

BilldaCat — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 14:05:25 EST

WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF CHEEZ DOODLES

BilldaCat

Reynolds Taking Down Misconduct Charges, One Nuke At A Time

Analrapist — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 14:04:29 EST

Here's the low down. The "victim" wanted some Ketchup for her fries, so Harold wipped out a ketchup filled Dildo and started dispensing, saying "You need a squirtin? Pimp Daddys gotcha covered.

Analrapist

Reynolds Taking Down Misconduct Charges, One Nuke At A Time

Denis Lemieux — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 14:03:27 EST

One thing Reynolds has in his favor is that Stuart Scott didn't get in trouble for upgrading all of the female staffer's text messaging plans to free nights & weekends.

Denis Lemieux

Reynolds Taking Down Misconduct Charges, One Nuke At A Time

flubby — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 14:03:11 EST

What part of this did Pimp Daddy misunderstand:

"Take them out the hood, keep them looking good,
But I don't f#ckin' feed them"

flubby

Reynolds Taking Down Misconduct Charges, One Nuke At A Time

cowbell204 — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 14:03:05 EST

Is this like one of those Baseball Tonight ESPN Mobile in-game reports?

cowbell204

Reynolds Taking Down Misconduct Charges, One Nuke At A Time

Mike Honcho — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 14:02:57 EST

Would you like to sit at my lunch table for pizza and some inappropriate groping? What? You don't like pizza?

Mike Honcho

Reynolds Taking Down Misconduct Charges, One Nuke At A Time

Kathleen Turner Overdrive — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 14:02:32 EST

Maybe she didn't realize that 'spotted dick' is actually a pudding.

Kathleen Turner Overdrive

Reynolds Taking Down Misconduct Charges, One Nuke At A Time

Bad Barbecue — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 14:02:06 EST

The sexual harrasment wasn't when he offered to buy lunch, it was when he offered her a tray of hot dogs, one of which being his dick in a bun.

Bad Barbecue

Reynolds Taking Down Misconduct Charges, One Nuke At A Time

Yinka Double Dare — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 14:01:10 EST

WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?!?

Well, the answer is no one, if Jack's asking Harold.

Yinka Double Dare

Reynolds Taking Down Misconduct Charges, One Nuke At A Time

BradLee — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 14:00:56 EST

I gave her my dick in a box. What's wrong with that? I was giving her the gift that keeps on giving.

BradLee

Reynolds Taking Down Misconduct Charges, One Nuke At A Time

TattooedMess(iah) — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 13:59:35 EST

Tommy Lasorda just slapped himself on the forehead and said, "Of course! Just buy them a meal first and it's not considered prostitution."

TattooedMess(iah)

Reynolds Taking Down Misconduct Charges, One Nuke At A Time

Triple B — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 13:59:00 EST

Tsk Tsk Harold, everyone knows lunch, just like a foot massage, is never just lunch.

Triple B

Reynolds Taking Down Misconduct Charges, One Nuke At A Time

Signal to Noise — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 13:58:17 EST

The complainant was pissed because he offered to buy from the ESPN cafeteria. She wanted the Boston Market special like the others.

Signal to Noise

Reynolds Taking Down Misconduct Charges, One Nuke At A Time

throwbot — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 13:57:32 EST

The "Pimp Daddy" only operates in the ESPN cafeteria and local Boston Market franchises.

throwbot

Reynolds Taking Down Misconduct Charges, One Nuke At A Time

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 13:57:17 EST

We will be taking that 5 coupon back now.

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

Reynolds Taking Down Misconduct Charges, One Nuke At A Time

KOGOD — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 13:57:16 EST

Did he purchase said lunch with a voucher?

KOGOD

Reynolds Taking Down Misconduct Charges, One Nuke At A Time

PQ Crash — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 13:57:05 EST

Harold Reynolds: "I'm No Pimp Daddy"

That's right; a real "pimp daddy" would have made his women buy him lunch!

PQ Crash

Reynolds Taking Down Misconduct Charges, One Nuke At A Time

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 13:56:53 EST

sloppy joe, sloppy, sloppy joe

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

Reynolds Taking Down Misconduct Charges, One Nuke At A Time

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 13:56:09 EST

It's like my grandma always told me: breakfast may be the most important meal of the day, but lunch is where you get sweet coworker poon.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

Reynolds Taking Down Misconduct Charges, One Nuke At A Time

BabaOje — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 13:56:06 EST

ESPN forces black employees to the back of the line.

BabaOje

Reynolds Taking Down Misconduct Charges, One Nuke At A Time

scumdog0331 — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 13:54:02 EST

Free Harold!!!

scumdog0331

Reynolds Taking Down Misconduct Charges, One Nuke At A Time

WFNYScott — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 13:53:24 EST

can i buy you lunch? (how 'bout some dick?)

WFNYScott