<![CDATA[He Should At Least Be Proud Of His Defense - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[He Should At Least Be Proud Of His Defense - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[He Should At Least Be Proud Of His Defense]]> Been there, done that.

He'll be okay. He'll be serving up custard for the ladies for decades to come...

Permanent4

]]> <![CDATA[He Should At Least Be Proud Of His Defense]]> Ok, so I was at Second City the other night, and the during the improv part, one of the guys kept making "Barbaro is dead" jokes. Everyone else was not amused...I was the only one rolling on the floor laughing

Analrapist

]]> <![CDATA[He Should At Least Be Proud Of His Defense]]> Goodbye, BALLS.

I Dream of Jeannie Zelasko

]]> <![CDATA[He Should At Least Be Proud Of His Defense]]> If you think this is bad, the Neviller got a kick right between the legs today in the Manchester United vs Liverpool game. It was nasty looking.

biltritewave

]]> <![CDATA[He Should At Least Be Proud Of His Defense]]> For some reason this was much funnier to me than the other story... maybe because I've had a few drinks for the 1st time in 6 weeks and my tolerance is down.

The Leonard Leap

]]> <![CDATA[He Should At Least Be Proud Of His Defense]]> Wow. That number 20 is the biggest jackass ever. After hitting him in the groin, he proceeds to kick it again, hitting his face, then dribble away while everyone is walking to the kid.

Someone needs a People'e Elbow to the THROAT!

Shakεy

]]> <![CDATA[He Should At Least Be Proud Of His Defense]]> The folks at eBaum's World have some daddy issues.

The Pride and Joy of Illinois

]]> <![CDATA[He Should At Least Be Proud Of His Defense]]> I guarantee we will see that kid in the World Cup in the next decade.

Not only (as others have pointed out) did he pull the fake getting hit in the balls trick....but then when that didn't stop play he went ahead and redirected the ball into his own face.

Deadspin needs to headline a soccer camp with him and we would all be rich.

Strokke

]]> <![CDATA[He Should At Least Be Proud Of His Defense]]> "But the ball! His groin! It works on so many levels!"

Peter Cavan

]]> <![CDATA[He Should At Least Be Proud Of His Defense]]> That ball hit him mid-thigh. How fucking long are that kid's balls?

Analrapist

]]> <![CDATA[He Should At Least Be Proud Of His Defense]]> No one's going to call him for the dive? Unless he's one well-endowed 8 year old (and he appears to be Asian) that hit him on the inner thigh.

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[He Should At Least Be Proud Of His Defense]]> @TheStarterWife:

Not even being surrounded by attractive women can make Vitale tolerable.

Pam Ward needs no strap-on

]]> <![CDATA[He Should At Least Be Proud Of His Defense]]> @TheStarterWife:

I concur. Even the extras look like the aren't getting paid to be there. They're probably contest winners from the local Hooters.

Extra #1: Hey, look at those broads!
Extra #2: Look! It's really Dickie V!
Extra #3: Is that Joakim Noah?
Both: Awesome!

PQ Crash

]]> <![CDATA[He Should At Least Be Proud Of His Defense]]> @TheStarterWife: If you can bare to watch it again, watch his elbow at the end of the commercial. He conveniently elbows the blonde girl's boobs like four times. I pulled that move in junior high. So JV, Dick.

The Intern

]]> <![CDATA[He Should At Least Be Proud Of His Defense]]> "We're out of custard."

StevieY19

]]> <![CDATA[He Should At Least Be Proud Of His Defense]]> EAT THAT

AND ANOTHER

He's got football pie all over his face

Krowser

]]> <![CDATA[He Should At Least Be Proud Of His Defense]]> You know what is painful? The Dickie V-Hooters ads.

They can afford to build a hotel and an airlines, but the commericals look like they were made on a student film budget? (USC and NYU film school budgets do not apply here, so shut your yaps before you hit "submit comment".)

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[He Should At Least Be Proud Of His Defense]]> More injury videos please.

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> <![CDATA[He Should At Least Be Proud Of His Defense]]> That's enough! Please Deadspin, stop with the testicle injuries already.

There's the Theismann video, the Livingston video, the Malarchuk video, just anything without testicle violence, please!

PQ Crash

]]> <![CDATA[He Should At Least Be Proud Of His Defense]]> This would have been way funnier if it weren't for yesterday... I mean, they can fucking DETACH.

OchentaYcinco

]]> <![CDATA[He Should At Least Be Proud Of His Defense]]> You know, my balls have had enough for one week Deadspin. This couldn't have waited til Monday?

Pam Ward needs no strap-on

]]> <![CDATA[He Should At Least Be Proud Of His Defense]]> It's funny because it's not me.

Moobs

]]> <![CDATA[He Should At Least Be Proud Of His Defense]]> I believe there was also a hand-touch foul in there. I hope the other team made the most of their penalty kick.

Juancho

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