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Peyton Manning's Sweet 16 Party Cameo

TheannexationofPuertoRico — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 05:21:57 EDT

Damn it. I came here after foolishly deciding to spend some time looking at some aol comments. Just to get myself back on track because I was feeling a good 20-50 iq points dumber just from reading what the aol commenteriat had to say about music and other things. After one page I have to say this aint the duan I know, read, and love. Damn.

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kicksonfire — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 16:35:14 EDT

These people have too much money... $200,000... You gota be kidding me. My child better not have demands like that or else lol

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trumpy dumpy — Thu, 08 Mar 2007 00:38:42 EST

we're going for 1000. tell your friends! we can do this!

trumpy dumpy

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HmptnStvns (Formerly Jocksniffer) — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 21:25:50 EST

http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl/peyton-mannings-sweet-16-pa...

Because he's broke? Kidding. How's that Deadspin Book/World Book Tour going, anyway?

HmptnStvns (Formerly Jocksniffer)

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I am Will's smirking revenge — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 17:35:29 EST

The PTI mention yesterday was pretty sweet, but how can Will be considered "underground" if he's being published in the New York Times?

@The Fan's Attic & Lt. Exley: I had Bell's Palsy in 2000 (and have had a minor return of it more than once since then).

The most embarrassing part of it is that the virus that causes it is essentially a form of herpes (similar to the one involved in canker sores). So when I see the TV commercials for the antiviral meds I was on, I think "that sounds familiar - have I been on that?!?" and then realize the ad is targetted toward those with genital herpes ... ladies.

My wife (who I had just begun dating about 2-3 months earlier) nicknamed me "patches" for a while because I had to wear an eye patch. On a related note, I didn't leave the house much.

This was a couple years before Lance Schulters had Bell's Palsy. Apparently Zach Randolph had it last fall.

I am Will's smirking revenge

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Lady Andrea — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 03:31:27 EST

I'll contribute to the 1000 comments, I've already posted quite a few on here anyway.

Lady Andrea

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CliffX — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 00:28:44 EST

KUDOS TO WILL!

To get name dropped like that on my favorite sports show...and just in time for March Madness too. I guess Cards fans are good for something, after all. :)

CliffX

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scumdog0331 — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 22:31:36 EST

pushin toward a grand...

scumdog0331

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HearsMusic — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 21:44:53 EST

Nobody's mentioned that this item was on both Around the Horn and PTI today, with full attribution from "our friends at Deadspin" (Reali), and "according to Deadspin.com, which is a sports blog."

Toto, I don't think that Deadspin is the underground anymore.

HearsMusic

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trumpy dumpy — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 21:10:25 EST

Let's get this mofo to 1000. Who's with me? I said, WHO'S WITH ME????

trumpy dumpy

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Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 20:44:47 EST

@Sigerson Holmes: Hey, Pope! Nice hat!

Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay

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12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 11:47:35 EST

Wow...a random Monday almost hit 1000 posts...nice...

12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich

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FabianBarthez — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 11:45:55 EST

Did he get some camels and some land too?

FabianBarthez

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Strictly Business — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 11:33:52 EST

Dominic Rhodes would just pee in his pants. Might scare the kids.

@businessorleisure:

Strictly Business

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Sigerson Holmes — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 10:23:35 EST

Let's drive this beast to a grand.

Quick, someone insult the Pope.

Sigerson Holmes

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throwbot — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 08:51:14 EST

Wow, that got out of hand quickly.

throwbot

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Philistine — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 07:58:38 EST

Cedric the Entertainer vs. Bernie Mac in a Texas Cage Match to the Death. It's a win-win.

Philistine

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GiselleBeardchen — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 07:46:40 EST

Rather than "akward", I believe that's the "aw FUCK, I'll bet this picture winds up on Deadspin" look.

GiselleBeardchen

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Manny Ortez — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 06:26:29 EST

Nowayshe's16,boywhatadress,manpeyton'satool, and are people REALLY having serious flame wars on fuckin Deadspin?

Behold, bitches --- the 900th comment.

Manny Ortez

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#### Vermeil Equals Emo — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 04:46:54 EST

$200,000 just to attend some Mohinder Sureshs' sisters party! Holy Fuck!

Andrea, just be happy that Jerry Sloan wasn't in here calling you names.

#### Vermeil Equals Emo

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notthequarterback — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 03:52:28 EST

896! Holy fuck!

notthequarterback

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racistmascot_inc — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 03:12:38 EST

@JebusHChrist:

I should tell you that at this point, you're the only person in this topic who I honestly don't like.

A few people on AIM have suggested a liveblog-off. I would be game.

racistmascot_inc

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racistmascot_inc — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 03:05:44 EST

By the way, if there's any reason I need comments on my writing, it's to ground me, not to boost me up. If anything, I overestimate my writing abilities; I certainly would never accuse myself of underselling them.

Sometimes, the best inspiration you can get is someone telling you that you aren't as good as you think you are.

racistmascot_inc

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JebusHChrist — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 03:04:21 EST

@racistmascot_inc: I should tell you that you've been officially removed from my Deadspin "friends".

JebusHChrist

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Holly/Magnolia/Stabby — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 03:03:11 EST

*deep breath*

Sleepy Kitten
Sleepy Chicks
Sleepy Ducks

I've done what I can. The rest is up to Nibbles.

Holly/Magnolia/Stabby

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BabaOje — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 02:55:46 EST

Baba's got to go to bed for realsies this time. Goodnight bitches

BabaOje

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BabaOje — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 02:53:53 EST

@racistmascot_inc: Nope, I call everybody bitch. Sometimes its not a good idea, but it always turns out fun.

BabaOje

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BabaOje — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 02:52:25 EST

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: There's a limit to the amount of awesomeness I can take in one sitting. Also I hate Shadow in that movie. Such an old fart

BabaOje

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racistmascot_inc — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 02:52:09 EST

@Baba Oje:

You don't call a woman a bitch, you call your friends bitches when they're acting bitchy.

racistmascot_inc

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Chief Wahoo — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 02:50:36 EST

@Lady Andrea: Love you for that. I truly believe it's to ones benefit to have a more experienced lover. We all mature with time, and gain wisdom and experience. Conversely the older party enjoys their partners youthfullness. I'm ready to settle down, though, so am limiting myself to age-appropriate dating.

Chief Wahoo

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 02:50:32 EST

@Baba Oje: Running marathon with Homeward Bound?

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

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Holly/Magnolia/Stabby — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 02:46:20 EST

I prefer the American squishy cheek version.

...Ladies...

Holly/Magnolia/Stabby

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BabaOje — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 02:44:42 EST

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: Oh. My. Fucking. God. Milo and Otis. Maybe one of the greatest movies ever. Look for a liveblog on DeadOn coming soon

BabaOje

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racistmascot_inc — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 02:44:37 EST

And that's it. I'm spent. I blew my entire angry wad. I have nothing left in the tank. I'm raged out, drunk, and tired.

racistmascot_inc

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Chief Wahoo — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 02:42:54 EST

@racistmascot_inc: Yeah, I was about to send you a confrontational reply but I remembered one good lesson I learned in a lifetime of tussles. Don't get into it with a guy who has the Khadaffi face on unless you are wearing it as well. I saw you were at that point and did my matador imitation. I may think I'm pretty tough but I'm not stupid.

Chief Wahoo

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BabaOje — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 02:42:09 EST

@Magnolia: I saw that one. Those sea otters look more like rats. I prefer the American squishy cheek version.

Baby Koala!, I must obtain one

@all is there any other names I can't call people, because honestly bitch was one of my favorites and I use it lovingly

BabaOje

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Dr. Michael Mancini — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 02:41:51 EST

Oh, for fuck's sake. @JebusHChrist: @racistmascot_inc: You're both pretty.

Dr. Michael Mancini

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 02:41:23 EST

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHWQuB_IBvk

Youtube makes my life better everyday

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

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-s — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 02:40:03 EST

Only pussies take 15 credit hours. Real men take 18 or 19 and barely pass them all.

Just kidding. *Ducks*

24 was pretty cool tonight, even if they did reuse a plot line from last season.

-s

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JebusHChrist — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 02:39:41 EST

@racistmascot_inc: OK. Keep telling yourself that. That's the spirit. Don't look for other people to be proud of you, be proud of yourself.

JebusHChrist

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racistmascot_inc — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 02:36:41 EST

Also, this was our "very special episode" of DU!AN, and it was about respecting people's boundaries.

We only get one more very special episode. After that, we've officially jumped the shark.

racistmascot_inc

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racistmascot_inc — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 02:35:57 EST

@JebusHChrist:

See, but if YOU went back and read the topic, you'd realize this was between Andie and me, and that we stopped fighting. You, however, jumped in the fray for no reason, starting hurling invectives left and right, and generally acting like a douchebag. Now, in retrospect, you are trying to act mature and lecture me. I'm already taking 15 credit hours; I don't need your lectures too. You weren't throwing gas on the fire, you were trying to start the fire back up after it had been put out. Maybe when you can grow and be rational, you'll realize that you were completely out of line and have no right to lecture anybody in this topic about anything.

Now, no more vitriol, no more invectives, just me saying that I don't appreciate you giving me a lecture after the way you conducted yourself during this whole affair. And you can say that you were STILL just teasing, but at some point in this whole shindig, things got serious, and the teasing really needed to stop so that we could clear the air.

racistmascot_inc

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Holly/Magnolia/Stabby — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 02:31:39 EST

@Baba Oje: Do it html-like: [a href="linkgoeshere"]text goes here[/a] Just replace the flat brackets with these < pointy things.

Also, I meant to +100 you earlier for the LOOK AT ALL THE CUTE ANIMALS line. Noice.

And, in the true spirit of Deadspin: Baby otters that look like they might kill each other vide...!

Holly/Magnolia/Stabby

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StevieY19 — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 02:30:17 EST

Just another calm, hilarious, and uplifting night in the world of Deadspin.

-Billy Packer

StevieY19

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twoeightnine — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 02:27:51 EST

Oh, he's a cute little shnugly baby.
Isn't he gorgeous.

twoeightnine

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BabaOje — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 02:27:30 EST

@Magnolia: First one to pee loses.

Polar bear cub!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rCYFYE7vn-Q

(how do you link the text?)

BabaOje

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racistmascot_inc — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 02:25:40 EST

@JebusHChrist:

I know that I'm funnier than you and a better writer than you, so there, I don't need your validation or anyone else's. Now go fuck yourself. Tomorrow is a new day and you need to prepare to be a douchebag again.

racistmascot_inc

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twoeightnine — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 02:24:35 EST

@Magnolia: Bring it on!

twoeightnine

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JebusHChrist — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 02:24:29 EST

@Oops Pow Surprise: Me?

JebusHChrist

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Lady Andrea — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 02:22:11 EST

@twoeightnine: I also like my ladies with peanut butter. Mmmmm....

Lady Andrea

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Holly/Magnolia/Stabby — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 02:22:05 EST

Not to wade hip-deep into the very end of this, but RMI AND ANDREA AREN'T FIGHTING ANY LONGER. THAT MEANS NO ONE ELSE GETS TO FIGHT EITHER. UNLESS IT'S A TICKLE FIGHT.

[scene]

Baby otter video!

Holly/Magnolia/Stabby

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Lady Andrea — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 02:21:26 EST

RMI, come to the pants party. That's how this whole mess started anyway. We weren't insulting Cons, we were trying to get you to do both.

Pants Party! Pants Party! Pants Party at lunch!
Pants Party! Pants Party! Pants Party at lunch!

Lady Andrea

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twoeightnine — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 02:18:19 EST

@Magnolia: I do like my ladies with peanut butter.

twoeightnine

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racistmascot_inc — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 02:18:09 EST

Lost in all this hulabaloo is the fact that I actually emailed the director of panel activites at Anime Central to get my panel cancelled, so that I could attend the Pants Party.

So much for that.

racistmascot_inc

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JebusHChrist — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 02:17:18 EST

@racistmascot_inc: I don't have the interest or the energy to go read through all of your comments to determine if I think you are funny. I think you will see, as you grow up, and mature, that you shouldn't seek external validation for your self-worth. See, if you go back and read over this thread, someday when you can be rational, you will see that the problems started because you were insecure about your blog. If you like your blog, that is all that should matter to you. Stop seeking out other people, particularly strangers on the Internet, to make you feel good about yourself. I think it would solve a lot of your anger issues. Also, don't talk about beating people's faces in with a rock. It's not funny and it could seriously make someone want to beat the shit out of you. Now go to bed. Tomorrow is a new day and you can get a fresh start.

JebusHChrist

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Holly/Magnolia/Stabby — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 02:16:33 EST

Beef tongue coated in a layer of peanut butter mixed with...

...are you implying that it's mixed with ladies?

Holly/Magnolia/Stabby

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Lady Andrea — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 02:13:46 EST

Chief Wahoo, I have a love interest in my past who is turning 40 this year. So pfbbbbtttt!

Lady Andrea

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twoeightnine — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 02:13:31 EST

@Baba Oje: Did I say cuter? I said cooler. Screw you too.
@Magnolia: I've always had this weird theory that the cure for cancer is already out there but it's some African witch doctor formula. Beef tongue coated in a layer of peanut butter mixed with...

twoeightnine

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racistmascot_inc — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 02:10:38 EST

@JebusHChrist:

Wrong for taking offense? No. Wrong for blasting you for acting like Ursula the giant douche? No. Wrong for calling Andrea a bitch? Yes, because that was obviously her line, and I was mad at her for crossing my line, so it was hypocritical to do the same.

@Chief Wahoo:

Sorry, but for a bit I was like Albert Belle getting his house egged. You can't stop a charging bull like that, man.

racistmascot_inc

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Analrapist — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 02:09:09 EST

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: That should be bookmarked and shown to any girlfriend/wife who ever proposes getting a cat.

Analrapist

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Holly/Magnolia/Stabby — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 02:07:23 EST

@Baba Oje: Back atcha, koala bear.

Holly/Magnolia/Stabby

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StevieY19 — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 02:07:12 EST

@mfdoom: Ah, yes that's the one. Fun game to watch. I have really liked watching teams like Santa Clara, San Diego, and the afore-mismentioned St. Marys try to take down the Zags the last few years.

StevieY19

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Chief Wahoo — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 02:05:59 EST

@Lady Andrea: 38 and counting, darling, but I still seem to believe I'm 17 and just got the keys to Dad's car and the liquor cabinet most days.

Chief Wahoo

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Oops Pow Surprise — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 02:04:38 EST

I'm out for the night, since I have about 15 things to do before noon. In everybody's best interest, I recommend you all stop slapping each other and pulling each other's hair before it starts getting very late.

Oops Pow Surprise

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Holly/Magnolia/Stabby — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 02:04:30 EST

@twoeightnine: Dude. Do NOT deny the healing power of the Sleepy Tiger. It could cure cancer if properly applied.

Holly/Magnolia/Stabby

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BabaOje — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 02:03:59 EST

@JebusHChrist: I wasn't wrong, you were wrong.
@twoeightnine: You arent quite getting the cute cuddly thing. Those "dogs" look like spawn of Satan

BabaOje

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 02:03:11 EST

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjFywJrn7WQ

No one has seen this 10000000 times.

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

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OchentaYcinco — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 02:02:45 EST

Ok, folks, I've got a lot of work to get done tomorrow, so I'm going to need each and every one of you on your game to distract me from doing it.

Never go to bed angry. Let's shake off tonight and start fresh tomorrow, shall we?

I love each and every one of you funny motherfuckers. G'night.

OchentaYcinco

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Lady Andrea — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 02:01:30 EST

AnalRapist, you may in fact be the winner, but I did not diss RMI's writing. I got my writing dissed once, actually. Hmmmmm......

Chief Wahoo, it cracks me up that you use the word "homeslice." Didn't you say you were like 65 yrs old or something?

Lady Andrea

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The Fan’s Attic — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 02:01:26 EST

@JebusHChrist: sounds like somebody is still a bit peeved that he didn't get invited to write for DeadOn. El Jefe could you invite him on as a contributor? Maybe that will end things. Oh, and I am going to take that Gilmore Girls comment personally since I do a weekly write-up of the show. So, watch your back good sir.

(Just so everybody is clear...I AM JOKING)

The Fan’s Attic

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Oops Pow Surprise — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 02:01:22 EST

Speaking of cute...

Oops Pow Surprise

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BabaOje — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:59:27 EST

@Magnolia: only in my dreams have such websites existed. I think we are the only two here who know the peace that a cuddly creature can bring

BabaOje

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racistmascot_inc — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:59:18 EST

@Baba Oje:

Baba, with that combined with the half-bottle, you are a saint among men.

Though it does rob me of my speech. I was going to say that this would be the night that you would all remember, when 300.....1 spartan stood against an army of millions!

racistmascot_inc

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twoeightnine — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:59:09 EST

@Magnolia: Screw you, my animal video is better.
http://pleix.net/birds.html

twoeightnine

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JebusHChrist — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:57:44 EST

@racistmascot_inc: @Baba Oje:
So you guys realize you were wrong and you're sorry? Good. A little late (and it's a school night!), but good nonetheless.

JebusHChrist

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racistmascot_inc — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:57:38 EST

@Lady Andrea:

Actually, I'm Ben Affleck's half-brother, so I have half of a buttface. But I don't think I'm a miscreant.

racistmascot_inc

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the_h_is_o — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:57:34 EST

Could someone make this the last post of the night if I don't make it that long?

the_h_is_o

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Chief Wahoo — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:57:31 EST

@racistmascot_inc: Homeslice, as a favor to your pal Wahoo, take a deep breath for a second.

Chief Wahoo

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mfdoom — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:57:23 EST

@StevieY19: you mean the santa clara coach, dick davey? he reps the sweater and his team played tonight. he's had a good run as this was his last game as the bronco's head coach, the suits at SC kinda forced him out.

mfdoom

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Holly/Magnolia/Stabby — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:56:25 EST

Baba's right. It's time for the big guns. The cute guns.

Holly/Magnolia/Stabby

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Chief Wahoo — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:56:04 EST

@Magnolia: Bless your heart for trying to defuse the heat, Holly.

Might I also point out (in the tradition of a kid asking their parents why they don't love each other) that all the hate seems to have scared Mets Chick away. She is one of those sweet, gentle, churchgoing souls and we should all feel horribly guilty and ashamed about that?

Chief Wahoo

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Analrapist — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:55:11 EST

RMI was mad people dissed his writing. I took a shot at his page views, and he said I was funny.

LA got mad because some people were calling her a b-word. I called her a b-word, and even though she didn't exactly call me funny, but she also didn't rip my fucking head off and shit down my throat.

I proclaim myself the winner of D:U!AN Royal Rumble 1.

Analrapist

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Oops Pow Surprise — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:51:34 EST

I see one party who's trying as hard as possible to keep the fight going, and it's pretty unbecoming of DUANE. Chill the hell out.

What's next--are we going to start trying to claim "FIRST!" on all the topics?

Oops Pow Surprise

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OchentaYcinco — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:51:24 EST

@Lady Andrea: Tim Hardaway does not approve of Dave Coulier being a bottom with anyone.

(I'm serious, I truly believe making fun of Tim Hardaway heals all wounds. Remember why we're here people. This is what Peyton Manning wanted to happen here tonight.)

OchentaYcinco

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BabaOje — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:51:15 EST

LOOK AT ALL THE CUTE ANIMALS!!!!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=xZx9ekCsB9U

BabaOje

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StevieY19 — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:50:46 EST

@mfdoom: Well see someone was sprawled out on the scorer's table, and another person had a perfectly placed, inconspicuous beer toss and it nailed said prostrate victim. After that all hell broke loose.

Honestly I don't know what happened. One minute we were making fun of the sweater of the St. Marys coach and the next we were comparing our talent as bloggers in a less than nice way. Then someone got called a bitch and I tuned out. I really wish we could all get along and make fun of Peyton Manning, who I actually blame for this whole mess vicariously.

StevieY19

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racistmascot_inc — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:50:44 EST

@JebusHChrist:

The only thing funny about any of your posts is how pathetic you act with regards to Andie. You haven't made a clever comment in your entire tenure here. Anyone with a sense of humor would want to beat your face in with a rock for all you do to murder any funny that might be lurking.

racistmascot_inc

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Unamerican — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:50:00 EST

Wow...I was just going to point out that this would have been the perfect party for Fred Smoot, but it looks like things got a little heavy in here.

Unamerican

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Lady Andrea — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:48:24 EST

RMI, I appreciate that, thank you. I apologize for calling you a buttfaced miscreant. You are not a miscreant and I am assuming you do not have a butt for a face. I don't know for sure and I apologize to all those butt-faced people out there who thought I was insulting them.

@the_h_is_o: Dave Coulier maybe be bottoms with you, but he'll always be #1 in my heart.

Okay, not really.

Lady Andrea

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OchentaYcinco — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:48:17 EST

Man, glad I missed (most of) this mess tonight.

OchentaYcinco

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Holly/Magnolia/Stabby — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:47:29 EST

[spatjack]

I JUST SAW A THIS IS OUR COUNTRY COMMERCIAL. I...feel so vulnerable all of a sudden. I thought we were safe, here in the offseason.

Mellencamp: Never Forget. No matter how hard you try.

Holly/Magnolia/Stabby

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BabaOje — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:46:19 EST

@JebusHChrist: I have no problem with you, I was just joking around. As far as butting into the argument, I was just trying to take some heat off of RMI. I really could not care less what people say about me, so I figured let the two of them gang up on me.

If anybody got legitimately upset by anything I (or anybody else) said, grow up. OOOO somebody on the internet made fun of you. Cry me a river and get over it.

BabaOje

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JebusHChrist — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:44:48 EST

@Lady Andrea: Oh, and, yes.

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Lady Andrea — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:43:51 EST

Ahhh, for the slow group, I was saying, "You are so funny!" : )

Lady Andrea

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the_h_is_o — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:43:41 EST

@Lady Andrea: Dave Coulier just sat up in bed convinced that finally, he had accomplished something.

the_h_is_o

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racistmascot_inc — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:43:30 EST

@JebusHChrist:

Jebus, so far all you've done in this topic is act like a fucking worm and try to wiggle into Andrea's good graces by being a chilvarous pussy, so seriously, cut your goddamn act because it's tired.

Andrea has a right to be pissed at this point, like three people have called her a bitch and I apologize for being one of them. You're just a fucking turd who should shut his goddamn mouth already.

racistmascot_inc

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Analrapist — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:42:21 EST

@Lady Andrea: AnalRapist, you break me down. You are such a card.

I have no idea what that means.

Analrapist

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:41:08 EST

@mfdoom: I think the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor again

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

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mfdoom — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:40:32 EST

ah, can someone give me the cliffs on why everyone is so mad?

mfdoom

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JebusHChrist — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:40:13 EST

@Lady Andrea: That wasn't about you. I was trying to lighten things up about an hour ago, when I thought people had a sense of humor, and now I got Baba and Animeboy getting all up in my face. I wasn't making things personal - I was trying to get away from that. But come on?

Et tu, Jerkwheat?

JebusHChrist

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Lady Andrea — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:37:20 EST

AnalRapist, you break me down. You are such a card. [scissor fingers] Cut [points] it [thumb] out!

For real, I don't hear "bitch" very often and I don't take kindly to it.

Lady Andrea

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ScottVanPeltIsMyHero — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:36:43 EST

@Lady Andrea: Bo-obs?

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Analrapist — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:33:53 EST

@Lady Andrea: AnalRapist's comment is funny?

I highly doubt anyone has had the balls to tell you this before, but you can be a real bitch sometimes.

Analrapist

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:33:05 EST

@Lady Andrea: I think thats how they solved WWII.

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Dr. Michael Mancini — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:32:23 EST

@Lady Andrea: Always.

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the_h_is_o — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:31:01 EST

Hmm, I went to a sports bar to watch Gonzaga and come back to a full-fledged slapfight.
Anyways, I tried to catch up but only read that someone was coming to Oregon for Spring Break. I'm in Eugene, so if you want any ideas of stuff to do, let me know.

the_h_is_o

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Chief Wahoo — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:31:00 EST

@Kubes: I honestly don't have the slightest idea what that phrase means. However as a self-involved new Yorker I'll assume it was a compliment until I learn otherwise.

@racistmascot_inc: Actually, RMI, Inc. I felt a need to read your posts on Deadon to the end because of this thread, and even do my best to make some sort of cogent comment if I can understand such a foreign world to me. Purely out of a desire to encourage you to keep up your efforts. I attended college on a partial poetry scholarship and have yet to meet the first person who actually grasped my meaning with the work. Don't sweat it.

Chief Wahoo

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racistmascot_inc — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:30:48 EST

@Chief Wahoo:

Wahoo, you listed some pretty serious credentials. Now let me list mine.

1. Jew

That's it. If you touch my shoe in a way I don't appreciate, my team of elite lawyers will get you put in jail for life on a triple rape/homicide. There will be loads of fabricated DNA evidence, false expert witness testimony, and the entire jury will be women who were stalked by Albert Belle.

I don't think you'll like those odds.

racistmascot_inc

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The Great Barstoolio — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:30:38 EST

now I feel like some people are never going to read any of my articles out of principle

I'm never reading anyone's articles on principle after all this.

And yes, I'm kidding. But seriously, kids...let's all let it go.

The Great Barstoolio

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Lady Andrea — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:29:37 EST

Jebus, I appreciate the chivalry, coming to the Iowa girl's defense, but it had just cooled off in here, maybe.

Does anybody want to see me flash my boobs?

Lady Andrea

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JebusHChrist — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:27:12 EST

@racistmascot_inc: Listen you fucking pathetic crybaby, just shut the fuck up about your blog posts. Nobody cares. This is Deadspin - not DeadOn. If you want people to read your blog make it interesting. And I didn't say shit to you about your fucking blog, not a word. I tried to talk you off a ledge by making some lighthearted jokes. Nobody comes here to read your 500 word comments about how hard it is to be you. People who can't handle sarcasm usually have a low self esteem. And they cry after they beat off watching Gilmore Girls. Did I hit a nerve? So shut the fuck up.
Gawd.

JebusHChrist

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Jerkwheat vs Gawker IT — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:25:28 EST

fuck all of you

any true Up! All Night! minion knows that Jebus is the sworn enemy of only myself.

I get to fuck him up first.

oh, and for real, I go sleep now.

Jerkwheat vs Gawker IT

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Lady Andrea — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:25:16 EST

AnalRapist's comment is funny? I cannot win. Being a girl on here sucks so much sometimes.

Lady Andrea

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BabaOje — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:25:10 EST

Baba's hitting the sack. night bitches

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racistmascot_inc — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:22:36 EST

See, now I feel like some people are never going to read any of my articles out of principle, and others are going to make 10 comments on it a piece and get their friends to spam it with pageviews so this doesn't happen again. Which is completely not the point.

@AnalRapist:

See, now that I can handle, because that's funny.

racistmascot_inc

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ScottVanPeltIsMyHero — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:22:06 EST

@Texas Gal: Other people have suggested taking a year off and working on the thesis while also having a "real job," because the thesis isn't a requirement for graduation but something extra, but I don't really want to do that and I'd rather just go straight to the next step because I like being a student.

Plan II is a different thing from what I'm talking about (but it's there for sure). I'm talking about the English Department Honors program and it's so snobby most of the people act in a way that's really horrible. You're almost better off as a person if you don't do it. That being said I would have done it to help get me into grad school but I couldn't because I wasn't here my frosh year (I transferred in). I'm not going to lie, I'm kind of a nerd/dork but the honors program is even too much for me.

I'm prone to freaking out about this kind of stuff, so my hysterical reaction isn't that much of a surprise, and things will get sorted out. Thanks for offering your advice though, I'm trying to collect as much advice as I can so I can make an informed desicion.

ScottVanPeltIsMyHero

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Oops Pow Surprise — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:21:29 EST

@racistmascot_inc: You're going after Jebus now? Even Ron Artest and Stephen Jackson are telling you to settle down.

Oops Pow Surprise

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Lady Andrea — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:19:22 EST

RMI, that was not a dig at you at all. I was being completely sincere in that sometimes people don't read my posts. And I hadn't even looked at post stats until tonight. Honestly, the only people I care about reading my posts are my parents. I created a blog called Andrea's Atrium where I can just post my articles so that my parents don't have to sift thru DeadOn (they'd probably get scared and run away) and just read my stuff. My entire blog has like 50 hits and most of those are Mama and Papa Lady Andrea.

Finally, I am terribly sarcastic, but I never, ever mean anything maliciously. When I called you a "buttfaced miscreant" I could not stop giggling b/c I thought that was such a funny insult that surely it would break the tension.

Lady Andrea

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:19:01 EST

@Baba Oje: I hate you and all that you stand for

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

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BabaOje — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:17:55 EST

i really don't care for any of you people

BabaOje

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Chief Wahoo — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:17:26 EST

@Lady Andrea: Say the word, Sis, and it's clobbering time!

Truly, nuance is lost in this venue and I hope everyone can keep that in mind and give the benefit of the doubt.

Chief Wahoo

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Lady Andrea — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:12:16 EST

SML, I loved everybody to. Right up until I got called a bitch twice.

Lady Andrea

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Lizabelle — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:12:04 EST

Good morning.

Lizabelle

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:10:37 EST

@stopmikelupica: I'm not suppose to worship you?

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

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racistmascot_inc — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:10:35 EST

@JebusHChrist:

I didn't realize you were the judge of who gets to be involved and what we can take offense at.

@Lady Andrea:

That's just the thing. You ARE very sarcastic. When you put forth that whole "sometimes people don't read my posts" deal, I thought it was a sarcastic jab at me. The first time I read the pageviews was after Friday. Your Idol post was buried by mine, and it still slaughtered me in pageviews. I thought that you knew that and were mocking me, and when people mock my writing, it does hit a nerve, I can't avoid that. Obviously I took it the wrong way, and that was the definite point of escalation, and from there, I think we can admit that we both threw gasoline on the fire (with a few others pitching in some long distance sprays of petrol). Yes, DeadOn is all about fun, but I'm a writer, and I guess I can't help taking something seriously if I put a lot of time and effort into it. In the haze of the sexy number, pageviews, I forgot that the most important thing is that I enjoy what I write (which I did), and the second most important thing is that the readers enjoyed it, however many people that may be. In a state of anger, I forgot that I should be happy that the people who read it have so far told me that they enjoyed it, not depressed that more people didn't read it.

racistmascot_inc

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JebusHChrist — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:10:28 EST

@Baba Oje: Was it the Scott Baio avatar?

Just don't fucking start with me.

JebusHChrist

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Texy — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:09:48 EST

@ScottVanPeltIsMyHero: OK, well one thing at a time. First, what happens if you just stay in school an extra year to have sufficient time to finish the thesis? Take it from someone who graduated early: stay in as long as you can. It's way more fun.

Also, honors- Plan II? Or Plan I (that's what they called it when I was there- I did Plan I for one year, until Texas Angels and my sorority and partying became more important than, um, class). That honors scene was not my scene, either- so I feel you on that.

On the topic, I would think that you really should go with something you're passionate about that you can translate into an interesting piece. If you're drawn to Kerouac, then in my uninformed opinion, I say do it. If a program would turn you down because of Kerouac, then that might just say it wasn't the right place for you to begin with.

And wait and freak out about the test 2 weeks before like everyone else. Seriously, cross that bridge in its own time.

Texy

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Kubes — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:09:32 EST

@Chief Wahoo: WOW. The line is a dot to you my friend.

Kubes

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Analrapist — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:09:11 EST

@Texas Gal: My Tivo only has Kudlow & Company, and The Office on it, so I guess it would be as popular as RMI's DeadOn posts. Zing.

Analrapist

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stopmikelupica — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:09:10 EST

Would it in any way help the situation if I mentioned that I think you all suck as writers, and that you should all bow down and worship the god that is SML? Because if it helps, I'm willing to do it...

And yes, that was all in jest. I actually love all of you, and think you are all very talented. I'm proud to be working with all of you. Except for Suss.

I actually wish we could do more actual collabs with each other - I tried to get Yostal to work with me on one, but the man is too busy in school. Still I think we should break into little groups every once in a while and do something cool.

Please stop fighting, you've both made your points, now it is time to move on.

Sleep time. Good night, f*ckstains!

stopmikelupica

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Jerkwheat vs Gawker IT — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:08:28 EST

alright, I have to work in the gat-dang morning so let me say this before I go -

I like the posts of everyone on DeadOn so far. RMI I liked your Nintendo post a lot, and looked forward to it once I saw it in the drafts. Just because there are no comments doesn't mean it stunk. We've all had poorly read articles. So what. I like Andrea's reality posts. I admit to watching Idol so I look forward to hearing her thoughts, even though I tend to IM her mine as the show is on.

Sarcasam rarely comes across well in written form. So when we starting calling each other bitch, pussy, and every other insult that only put salt in the wounds. Ultimately, this is not worth the trouble it has caused tonight now is it? Please just drop it now and move on before more things are said that shouldn't be said and we ending up losing good people on Deadspin and DeadOn too.

Jerkwheat vs Gawker IT

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BabaOje — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:06:55 EST

You know what my Make-a-Wish would be? To punch an ostrich in its fucking face. Those things are just asking for it

BabaOje

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Kubes — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:06:31 EST

@Texas Gal:

Ags do the same thing about having to go to Darrel K Royal Texas Memorial Joe Jamail Tom Hicks Stadium ... I've been there twice and survived. You just gotta know that you're in someone else's house and act accordingly.

Kubes

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Chief Wahoo — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:05:07 EST

@Texas Gal: No shame in you checking out a guy's tuckus. I'm one of those men who is so comfortable in his hetero status I can admit anything. For instance, I did a few jobs with your Texas boy Matt Mconaughey. Matt was so down and charming we wound up spending some time together and yes, I peeked when we were at adjacent urinals. If it were a woman next to me I definitely would have looked, so good for you. The most attractive women are the ones who are comfortable with their sexuality.

Chief Wahoo

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JebusHChrist — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:04:15 EST

I think a lot of this hostility has to do with this thread starting out with a picture of a 6'5" fetus getting paid 200 large to slice cake and do "the butt" with Cedric The Entertainer. That is a genuine ball of negative energy. Let's think about something happy, like a month of Hansborough in a Hannibal mask, or my Emmy Rossum Stardoll?

JebusHChrist

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Dr. Michael Mancini — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:04:09 EST

@Lady Andrea: Dee Mirch wants no part of you. She thinks your sarcasm is out of control. However, the Beach House is sarcasm friendly.

Dr. Michael Mancini

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Lady Andrea — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:02:52 EST

Now RMI calls me a bitch too. You guys are so classy around here.

Lady Andrea

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Texy — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:02:15 EST

@AnalRapist: that would make one hell of a liveblog opportunity. And could also be quite scary- what kind of deviant material would we find on our collective TiVos?

Texy

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ScottVanPeltIsMyHero — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:00:58 EST

@Texas Gal: Well I really want to get a Masters degree in English and hopefully become a prof. But because I'm not in the honors program (I'm kind of glad I'm not, it's so damn snobby but it gives you a huge advantage for grad school) the only way I'll be able to do a thesis length paper is on my own and not through the honors program, which is like a grad school track in the English department.

I'm trying to do one on Kerouac and I have possible advisors. But it won't be done in time for applications in the winter, and for some schools I may not have a large enough writing sample.

And, as that same prof put it, a thesis about Kerouac (notoriously disliked amongst academics) may put off some grad schools as well.

This all in addition to hearing about how difficult the Literature Subject GRE test is...I'm extremely freaked out about all this stuff right now.

ScottVanPeltIsMyHero

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Lady Andrea — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:00:15 EST

Dr. Michael Mancini, Deadspin has never hurt my feelings. It has, however, MADE ME WANT TO RIP MY WIG OFF!

That never gets old for me.

Lady Andrea

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BabaOje — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:00:14 EST

@Lady Andrea: to be fair, I also called him a pussy

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Analrapist — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:00:11 EST

@Texas Gal: We should all get slingboxes so we can let other Deadspinners watch our Tivoed shows.

Analrapist

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StevieY19 — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 00:59:26 EST

@Yostal: I'm telling you they could have had the Sex Cannon for free. Well, except the hospital bills in about nine months.

StevieY19

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Texy — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 00:59:21 EST

@Kubes: awwww, Aggies are cute when they're riled up! I have to say, Horns like to bitch about how Aggies treat them at Kyle, but I actually was treated with nothing but respect- especially considering I was out at bonfire, too. It was actually a fun weekend- obviously made more fun by the victory. It was really freakin' cold, too.

Also, isn't "cocky Texas fan" sort of redundant?
(We're Texas.)

Texy

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BabaOje — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 00:58:32 EST

Jebus you think you're so tough

BabaOje

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Analrapist — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 00:58:21 EST

to go fucking kill yourself

Sorry yostal, I'm doing two things at once, didn't mean to tell you that my econ teachers would be mad at me for not telling you to jerk it.

Analrapist

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Kubes — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 00:57:59 EST

@Baba Oje:

I believe the rule is: Set it for 2:00 minutes and watch closely.

NO MISTA STONEY NO WEEZE THE JUICE!

Kubes

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BowdenBowdenBowden — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 00:57:28 EST

@Baba Oje: it depends on how cheap the styrofoam is. sometimes, it'll melt, sometimes it's safe, and sometimes you'll injest polystyrene

BowdenBowdenBowden

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Lady Andrea — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 00:57:17 EST

RMI, I did not knock your writing abilities at all. I've read your posts. The Anime ones I don't entirely understand, but that is only b/c anime doesn't interest me. It's just a personal preference. I like my cartoons to come with a Mystery Machine.

As far as the NES post goes, I enjoyed it. For real, I read it and I almost posted a comment about how I just bought an original NES system with a bunch of games, but I was in class at the time and I forgot to post my comment.

I have never mocked your writing abilities tonight. I have repeatedly teased you b/c I think you are taking this too seriously. It really got out of hand. I think someone threw a trident at me. I also got called a bitch and got an IM about this from someone who thinks my sarcasm is "out of control." I can only wonder if this has anything to do with me being a female.....who knows?

Lady Andrea

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BabaOje — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 00:56:27 EST

@Yostal: Cooper was there too. He was thrown in as the "player to be named later" everybody figured it would be Eli, but then POW big Coop

BabaOje

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racistmascot_inc — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 00:56:03 EST

@Lady Andrea:

Most people who have fun getting mocked are called masochists.

If you're having fun being a bitch, maybe that's the root of the problem.

racistmascot_inc

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Yostal — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 00:56:00 EST

@AnalRapist: OK, that's my cue, I'm actually out of here now...

Yostal

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 00:55:57 EST

Patriots and Randy Moss still wouldn't make sense to me.

Even after drinking

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

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JebusHChrist — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 00:55:55 EST

@Baba Oje: Are you kidding me? You're gonna call her a bitch? I think you should have just stayed out of it, since you know, it had nothing to do with you, at all. And don't call any woman a bitch.

JebusHChrist

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Kubes — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 00:55:54 EST

@Texas Gal:

Nobody likes a cocky t-sip TG. And by nobody I mean me.

That was '95 ... a year before I got there. Last SWC game. At Kyle Field. And you fucknuggets beat us and charge the field.

I am now taking solace in the fact that we sent that punkass Colt McCoy out on a stretcher this year.

I'm nothing if not petty and immature when it comes to A&M-tu.

Kubes

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Holly/Magnolia/Stabby — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 00:55:48 EST

SNAP! Tonight, it was "There's not enough time!!" Jack, with the change-up!

Holly/Magnolia/Stabby

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Jerkwheat vs Gawker IT — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 00:55:29 EST

@Baba Oje: Fuck it, I am El Jefe.

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Chief Wahoo — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 00:55:04 EST

@The Great Barstoolio: My lovely little house in N'awlins survived the storm, thank you. It's in the Bywater, nearly adjacent to the notorious lower 9th Ward. The water rose to within a few inches of the ground floor but didn't make flooding level. However my place has been broken into twice since Katrina and I had to remove any portable valuables. My primary residence is in NYC so it is an obvious target for the locals. Also, I have a large garden on a full lot adjacent to the house that I'm afraid of since the flood. The plants thrived like Homer's Tomacco and God knows what they were exposed to.

Chief Wahoo

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BabaOje — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 00:54:51 EST

whats the rule on styrofoam in the microwave? anybody?

BabaOje

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Oops Pow Surprise — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 00:54:43 EST

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: will do jenny

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Texy — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 00:54:24 EST

@Oops Pow Surprise: I'm watching a TiVo'ed episode of that new "Robin Hood" series on BBC America. It's kind of awesome.

But I guess that won't help if you don't also have that on your TiVo.

Texy

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Jerkwheat vs Gawker IT — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 00:54:18 EST

@Kubes: tonight is bullshit, pay no attention to the man behind the curtain

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Analrapist — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 00:54:17 EST

@Yostal: My former Econ teachers would be mad at me for not telling you to go fucking yourself, but I've had my share of cat fights for the day.

On second thought...Die PoliSci minorer.

Analrapist

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Yostal — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 00:54:11 EST

@twoeightnine: True, but my question is, would Eli only have cost them $100K? Would Cooper only have cost them $50K? Is there some sort of Manning sliding scale?

Yostal

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BabaOje — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 00:53:43 EST

@Jerkwheat:
Speaking as the semi-official El Jefe of DeadOn

You nerd

BabaOje

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Oops Pow Surprise — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 00:53:26 EST

Conan's a rerun. I'll be turning it back on at 12:30 to catch the Beastie Boys, but does anyone have any recommendations for what to watch until then?

Oops Pow Surprise

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Dr. Michael Mancini — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 00:53:00 EST

Dee Mirch is so excited to have new members for her Deadspin Hurt My Feelings Club!

So excited... so excited... so SCARED!

Dr. Michael Mancini

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Jerkwheat vs Gawker IT — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 00:52:25 EST

Speaking as the semi-official El Jefe of DeadOn allow me to say to everyone -

KNOCK IT THE FUCK OFF!!!

I no longer care who started what, who said whatever, or any of that shit. Just move on. If I didn't think you had something good to contribute I would not have gone through all the fucking effort.

Everyone nut up and get over it.

Jerkwheat vs Gawker IT

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blackaces — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 00:51:56 EST

@Oops Pow Surprise: No Sean Salisbury moments, please. I just ate fajitas earlier tonight. I really don't want to puke them back up.

blackaces

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Texy — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 00:51:24 EST

@Chief Wahoo: I confess I was analyzing... his ass. What? He had a nice butt. That's why I endured a weekend in Aggieland.

Texy

Peyton Manning's Sweet 16 Party Cameo

Holly/Magnolia/Stabby — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 00:51:05 EST

@Baba Oje: Consider this a request for more otter videos. They're cuddly, vicious killing machines. My animal heroes.

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Peyton Manning's Sweet 16 Party Cameo

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 00:50:54 EST

@Oops Pow Surprise: My cell phone number is 867-5309. Just hit me up with a picture message

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Peyton Manning's Sweet 16 Party Cameo

racistmascot_inc — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 00:50:08 EST

@Jerkwheat:

Everyone takes something seriously when it strikes a nerve. Everyone sure gets defensive about the terrorism jokes, anything they aren't comfortable with. Well, when someone mocks my writing, you're damn right it hits a nerve. You are right, it's not there for pageviews, it's there for fun, but getting my abilities mocked is NOT fun.

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