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NBA Roundup: Kiss Me Deadly

Robert Barone’s Dog — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 12:27:53 EST

@Aristophanes: As long as we're getting factual: La La has the diamond, not the certificate.

Robert Barone’s Dog

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Aristophanes — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 11:59:44 EST

For what it's worth (nothing), there actually aren't any Jack-in-the-Boxes/Jacks-in-the-Box in Colorado.

Aristophanes

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apostles03 — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 11:09:15 EST

"Hello daddy, hello mom, I'm your ch-ch-cherry bomb!"

Youngapostles03 was 15 years old and wanted to screw each one of them very, very badly.

Of course, I wanted to do Chrissie Hynde, too!

"I like the way you cross the street, 'cause you're precious"...

apostles03

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Tuffy — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 10:58:59 EST

@Moonshine Mike: I'm holding out for Candy Slice. I'm *her* biggest fucked-up fan.

Tuffy

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TheDrizzle — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 10:47:24 EST

@Moonshine Mike

...or the gals from Vixen.

If Nikki Sixx would hit it, so would I.

wait..

Avatars">TheDrizzle

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Tuffy — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 10:46:23 EST

(Next season they'll be charging for that).

First one's always free.

Tuffy

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Chamomiles Davis — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 10:42:21 EST

@JebusHChrist: If I closed my eyes forever... I could still see that ugly-assed prostitute from the previous story.

Chamomiles Davis

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Moonshine Mike — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 10:34:12 EST

@HeavyPettingZoo: AND Joan Jett for good measure.

"Bad Reputation", indeed.

Moonshine Mike

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Jerkwheat — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 10:33:38 EST

@Rob Iracane: that wasn't drama so much as it was a "very special episode"

I was so excited, so excited...so....scared

Jerkwheat

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TheDrizzle — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 10:32:28 EST

Best hair metal guitar solo: "Little Fighter" by White Lion.

Also, Warrant is running around the country currently, supposedly with L.A. Guns, if anyone cares.

Avatars">TheDrizzle

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JebusHChrist — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 10:31:19 EST

@HeavyPettingZoo: I'd do Lita Ford today.

JebusHChrist

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Chamomiles Davis — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 10:26:58 EST

Here's what sucks if you play for the Spurs: Your team has a winning percentage of .705, and you're still EIGHT AND A HALF FREAKIN' GAMES out of first in your own division.

Chamomiles Davis

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HeavyPettingZoo — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 10:26:15 EST

@lieutenant winslow:

I am pretty sure we all would have done Lita Ford back in the day, Andie included.

HeavyPettingZoo

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BigTenObsession — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 10:26:10 EST

@Rob Iracane:

Yes, hunny-bunny.

BigTenObsession

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Raskolnikov — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 10:25:56 EST

@Rob Iracane: You sound like Frank Costello before he went soft.

Raskolnikov

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Rob Iracane — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 10:14:43 EST

No more drama on Deadspin night-time posts or I'll execute every last one of you.

Rob Iracane

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Lunatic Fringe — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 10:07:34 EST

I thought most of the people here were 4 to 8 years old in the 80's ?

Lunatic Fringe

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JebusHChrist — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 10:07:16 EST

@Lunatic Fringe: The first song I wanted to learn on the guitar was "Everyone's A Star" from TNT.

JebusHChrist

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 10:05:12 EST

"Kiss Me Deadly"

Hell, I thought it was a Richard Widmark reference. What do I know.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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Lunatic Fringe — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 10:04:39 EST

80's Metal day on Deadspin ??

Lunatic Fringe

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Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 10:04:18 EST

BTO - Yes, even better than "Hammer of the Gods,", because, instead of just one fish-spanking story, there's stories about killing Hanoi Rocks drummers, coke parties with Ozzy, Nikki Sixx dying for a few minutes, more hooker stories than you can shake a hepatitis-infested stick at.

Winslow - I too am a recovering hair metal addict. In fact, if you have Sirius, they have an entire channel (Hair Nation, channel 23) that plays nothing but hair metal. You know the Holocaust? It's pretty much the exact opposite.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

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JebusHChrist — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 10:04:03 EST

@BigTenObsession: There were no mothers involved. Come on, this is Deadspin, we're too classy for that.

JebusHChrist

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BigTenObsession — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 10:01:37 EST

@JebusHChrist:

Wait, Marco Materrazzi is on Deadspin?

BigTenObsession

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racistmascot_inc — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 10:01:28 EST

@JebusHChrist:

Pretty much just like when someone dies on a ride at Disney. One day of police tape, hose it down, then it's back to being the happiest place on Earth.

racistmascot_inc

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soozycue — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 09:59:48 EST

Lt. Winslow: Tell me you're wearing leather pants right now.

Re: Deadspin Up All Night with Peyton Manning... too much a/s/l drama for this mama.

soozycue

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JebusHChrist — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 09:58:16 EST

Hi, Lt. Winslow.

JebusHChrist

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ltwinslow — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 09:57:16 EST

ok fine, lets just get this over with now...

Hi, my name is Lt. Winslow, and I am a recovering hairspray metal addict.

ltwinslow

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JebusHChrist — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 09:57:14 EST

It started out with a couple hundred posts about Peyton, then there were some inappropriate incorrect stereotypical terrorist jokes, then there were about 500 comments of personal vitriolic attacks. Too negative and not worth reading.
Then yesterday everything was back to normal.

JebusHChrist

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Dread — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 09:57:12 EST

I went to a NBA game and a Boston Market broke out.

Dread

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twoeightnine — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 09:55:47 EST

Dude stole my pickup line.

twoeightnine

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BigTenObsession — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 09:53:39 EST

@JebusHChrist:

No biggie. I just wanted to know that we're all still friends here. I didn't have the time/ability to read the damn thread.

BigTenObsession

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racistmascot_inc — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 09:53:36 EST

@badbabu:

Mark Cuban is obviously cheating somehow. I don't trust that bastard for a second.

racistmascot_inc

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JebusHChrist — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 09:52:33 EST

@BigTenObsession: It was nothing. Besides, it's ancient history.

JebusHChrist

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badbabu — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 09:52:29 EST

73-9, here we come.

badbabu

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goathair — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 09:52:11 EST

Shoot the J. Shoot it!

goathair

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Drew Magary — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 09:52:02 EST

I went to a party last Saturday night. I didn't get laid. I got in a fight.

Uh huh.

It ain't no big thang.

Drew Magary

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KOGOD — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 09:51:15 EST

Gilbert went 5/5 from downtown. his explanation...ever since they popped my shoulder back in my shot's been falling

KOGOD

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ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 09:50:26 EST

@Mr. Soul:

I'm sure Shawn was there - right down the hall.
Doesn't he have his own wing in each NBA port-o-call?

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos

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DannyNoonan — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 09:50:17 EST

Jason Terry: "Game, Blouses!"

DannyNoonan

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BigTenObsession — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 09:50:10 EST

@racistmascot_inc:

Or right in a 6th-grade classroom, according to last night's thread.

BigTenObsession

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BigTenObsession — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 09:49:36 EST

@Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!:

Better than 'Hammer of the Gods'?

BigTenObsession

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racistmascot_inc — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 09:48:29 EST

This is the NBA. Obviously, this behavior is going to escalate until someone just pulls a woman's pants down and goes to town right on the court.

racistmascot_inc

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Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 09:48:06 EST

Apropos of Lita Ford (or those she dated): The Motley Crue autobiography "The Dirt" is the best rock book ever written.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

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ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 09:47:46 EST

Lita Ford first thing in the morning?
Good luck getting that out of your head for the next 48 hours.

"Had a few beers.. getting high... sitting watching the time go by... it ain't no big thing."

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos

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BigTenObsession — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 09:47:07 EST

What did I miss on the Peyton Manning post on Deadspin Late Night (2 nights ago)? I heard some people got into it.

BigTenObsession

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Matt Sussman — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 09:45:11 EST

Yassin Idbihi's clutchness > Marbury's clutchness

Matt Sussman

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Mr. Soul — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 09:44:22 EST

Carmelo Anthony, anxious to make it to the hospital where his wife was delivering his first child

A young NBA player has a wife giving birth? Where have you gone Shawn Kemp, a nation turns it's lonely eyes to you.

Mr. Soul

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Clare — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 09:44:06 EST

Winslow went two minutes into the future to scoop me. Bastard!

Clare

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Moonshine Mike — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 09:41:51 EST

This is Runaways day on Deadspin. Will be will be dropping quotes from Joan Jett's discography after lunch.

Moonshine Mike

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BigTenObsession — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 09:41:23 EST

@lieutenant winslow:

Please, Winslow - you know you love her. A crazy rocker, coke-whore? Right up your alley!

BigTenObsession

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Clare — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 09:40:00 EST

Lita Ford? Wow. Awesome.

Clare

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ltwinslow — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 09:38:58 EST

wow... a Lita Ford reference on Deadspin

[shudders]

ltwinslow

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BigTenObsession — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 09:37:34 EST

"and then Jason Terry kissed me."

Big deal. I fondled Mateen Cleaves after he set the Big10 single-game assists record.

BigTenObsession

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throwbot — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 09:28:42 EST

Apologizing to old ladies and then kissing them is the new "making it rain."

throwbot

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Rob Iracane — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 09:27:11 EST

Yeah that was Steph's only missed FT on the night. THE ONE THAT MATTERED MOST!

Rob Iracane