Some Of Them Don't Even Look All That Happy - Deadspin Comments

Some Of Them Don't Even Look All That Happy

Tonker — Sun, 11 Mar 2007 14:20:45 EDT

Bobo Balde, my arse. That was Ian Wright.

And the "bukkake" was because various members of the England squad had made it into the tabloids for having shots poured directly into their mouths as they sat in a "dentist's chair" in a nightclub in Hong Kong - a couple of days before the European Championships started... Oops.

Tonker

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umlaut75 — Sun, 11 Mar 2007 13:15:17 EDT

Even though it was against my beloved Aberdeen, Bob Balde's celebration was hilarious. Plus, it was a bonus two-parter.

umlaut75

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Reverend — Sun, 11 Mar 2007 13:07:45 EDT

What, no clip of the Nigerian guy dog-peeing on the corner flag? I call foul.

Reverend

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being_sven — Sun, 11 Mar 2007 12:43:56 EDT

@Roy Keane:

It was during the Merseyside derby in response to the Everton fans constant chants/claims of his drug use.

being_sven

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Sun, 11 Mar 2007 11:34:12 EDT

I was watching House and all of a sudden every clock around me adjusted and I went into a seizure basically.

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

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JebusHChrist — Sun, 11 Mar 2007 11:34:10 EDT

@Moonshine Mike: Who has bets on whether mjd adjusted his cock properly?

Fixed.

JebusHChrist

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Moonshine Mike — Sun, 11 Mar 2007 11:23:24 EDT

Who has bets on whether mjd adjusted his clock properly?

Moonshine Mike

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Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price — Sun, 11 Mar 2007 11:07:30 EDT

Memo to the sun, seasons, moon, Earth, and anything else responsible for the Vernal Equinox:

Go fuck yourselves.

Thank you in advance for your prompt attention to this matter.

Respectfully,

RDfaRP

Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price

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JebusHChrist — Sun, 11 Mar 2007 10:55:12 EDT

Philistine - I have wondered the same thing many times myself. I've just convinced myself that she's a wonder of modern science.

JebusHChrist

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Roy Keane — Sun, 11 Mar 2007 09:58:42 EDT

Why did Fowler snort the touchline? What was it in reference to?

Roy Keane

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Philistine — Sun, 11 Mar 2007 09:28:57 EDT

@Lady Andrea:

Either Notre Dame Law School is a cake walk or you are a genius of a woman who can operate without sleep. How do you combine blogging, posting here, TV and movie watching, gaming, RA'ing, drinking, fantasizing, driving inattentively and attending classes/studying?

I bow before your multi-taskedness.

Philistine

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Kettleer — Sun, 11 Mar 2007 09:25:37 EDT

Essien (og) and Ghaly can be the balls, too.

3-1 spurs :)

Kettleer

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Kettleer — Sun, 11 Mar 2007 09:08:08 EDT

1-1. frankie lampard

Kettleer

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Kettleer — Sun, 11 Mar 2007 09:01:46 EDT

Dimitar berbatov is the fucking balls.

1-0 Spurs early.

Kettleer

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JB* — Sun, 11 Mar 2007 08:39:11 EDT

Lady Andrea says:

I'm watching Jaws and doing a crossword. That's pretty exciting stuff.

Someone draw the short straw and had to cover the Saturday night "On-Duty" shift?

Lesson Learned (yet again) Last Night - JB* and one bar's mechanical bull do not mix well.

JB*

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OchentaYcinco — Sun, 11 Mar 2007 04:26:26 EDT

Tending the bar, plus a few staff drinks after close. Now, it's the waiting game until I unwind enough to fall asleep. What's your excuse?

OchentaYcinco

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Lady Andrea — Sun, 11 Mar 2007 04:21:39 EDT

what do you do that has you just getting home?

Lady Andrea

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OchentaYcinco — Sun, 11 Mar 2007 04:10:33 EDT

Oh, glad to see Nibbles is working the late shift.

OchentaYcinco

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OchentaYcinco — Sun, 11 Mar 2007 04:10:05 EDT

Hey LA, looks like it's you and me kid.

OchentaYcinco

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OchentaYcinco — Sun, 11 Mar 2007 04:08:04 EDT

Wow, someone's up. Yeppers, just back from work and watching the alma mater royally crap the bed tonight. And as a bonus, I lose an hour of sleep before having to be back at the job at noon. Fantastic.

OchentaYcinco

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Lady Andrea — Sun, 11 Mar 2007 04:03:42 EDT

Anyone still up?

Lady Andrea

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Lady Andrea — Sun, 11 Mar 2007 03:33:44 EDT

I'm watching Jaws and doing a crossword. That's pretty exciting stuff.

Lady Andrea

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Pam Ward needs no strap-on — Sun, 11 Mar 2007 03:26:50 EDT

Threadjack:

Just returned from what may have been the worst DJ'ed party in the history of the dance floor. If you ever attend a DJ'ed function in the Maryland area and come across DJ Scratch, prepare for a long, boring, danceless night.

Pam Ward needs no strap-on

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JebusHChrist — Sun, 11 Mar 2007 03:17:19 EDT

I see it takes a soccer thread to kill DUAN.
This is very disappointing.

JebusHChrist

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Peter Cavan — Sun, 11 Mar 2007 01:27:34 EST

I'm back from watching Georgetown's first Big East Tournament championship in 18 years IN PERSON. I was there, at the Garden, cheering for the Hoyas. I haven't had that much fun in YEARS.

Peter Cavan

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Moonshine Mike — Sun, 11 Mar 2007 00:22:40 EST

Back from watching the g-town beatdown at the bar, where my friend joe bought my alcohol. yea joe! also, some girl gave me three shots as her table could not drink them. and I saw the son who is in town this weekend from ft. lauderdale. that was mind-blowing. but then again, driving a caddy in WFV and not getting pulled over - priceless.

Moonshine Mike

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Pete Gaines — Sat, 10 Mar 2007 23:49:07 EST

@Suss--: BGSU never should have let him come back after the WFVU thing.

Pete Gaines

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Oops Pow Surprise — Sat, 10 Mar 2007 23:38:47 EST

@Abe Froman: In 1938 I killed a hobo!

Oops Pow Surprise

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AndyReidsOtherSon — Sat, 10 Mar 2007 22:17:01 EST

If only irving had thought to do his famous "take the crack pipe from a friend" td celebration.

AndyReidsOtherSon

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Matt Sussman — Sat, 10 Mar 2007 22:13:59 EST

The MAC referees were extremely bad at the end of that championship game. In fact I think they gave a technical foul to Dan Dakich.

Matt Sussman

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Red Line — Sat, 10 Mar 2007 22:05:22 EST

That bicycle kick goal was sick, as was the multiple backflip celebration.

Red Line

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JebusHChrist — Sat, 10 Mar 2007 21:49:33 EST

Abe - Vigoda's a pimp.

JebusHChrist

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Bort — Sat, 10 Mar 2007 21:13:44 EST

@Philistine: Yes, I'm watching the games. Cops is a rerun and I've seen this one already. Besides, as long as Lunardi is saying that Purdue's in the tournament, it's all good.

Bort

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Abe Froman — Sat, 10 Mar 2007 21:12:16 EST

i can't believe abe vigoda's going dancing.

Abe Froman

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chilltown — Sat, 10 Mar 2007 21:07:44 EST

Fuck you, nibbles.

chilltown

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chilltown — Sat, 10 Mar 2007 21:07:00 EST

Wow nibbles just ate philistines comment and my response. Contraversy at Akron. They added .6 seconds, but Akron throws it away.

chilltown

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chilltown — Sat, 10 Mar 2007 21:02:15 EST

@Philistine: Lunardi is the best, but there is CONTRAVERSY in the MAC. The clock didn't start on time, and they might add extra time or disallow the three.

chilltown

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Philistine — Sat, 10 Mar 2007 20:59:47 EST

@Bort: @chilltown:

You mean you guys are watching the actual games instead of Lunardi et al's trenchant analysis on the mothership?

Philistine

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PopJocks — Sat, 10 Mar 2007 20:58:49 EST

My favorite is Man City's Corradi "knighting" Joey Barton with the corner flag.

+2 creative points

PopJocks

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chilltown — Sat, 10 Mar 2007 20:57:15 EST

Wow another amazing finish in the MAC. Miami wins on a bank three at the buzzer amazing.

chilltown

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Bort — Sat, 10 Mar 2007 20:56:28 EST

Holy shit! Akron up 52-50, 6.6 seconds to go, shooting free throws. Cedrick Middleton misses the free throw, Miami shoots a 3 as time expires. Miami-OH 53, Akron 52.

Bort

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BabaOje — Sat, 10 Mar 2007 20:50:53 EST

I'm glad to see Papa Bouba Diop made it. Probably my favorite name in the sport and now on the Fulham squad

BabaOje

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Bort — Sat, 10 Mar 2007 20:49:26 EST

The MAC Championship (Miami-OH vs. Akron) is getting good. 50-50 with a minute to go on the deuce.

Bort

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Philistine — Sat, 10 Mar 2007 20:43:14 EST

@RexMaximus:

Should we be shooting off flares and throwing seats or just fighting and projectile vomiting?

Philistine

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StuScott Booyahs — Sat, 10 Mar 2007 20:39:22 EST

@RexMaximus: Well it is. We're Americans. We love football, nekkid women and gettttttin' drunk. Yee haw!

StuScott Booyahs

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BabaOje — Sat, 10 Mar 2007 20:32:41 EST

my personal favorite was taylor twellamn scoring, running over and diving at the corner flag so it was between his legs and proceeding to jerk it off. but that was MLS, not soccer

BabaOje

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RexMaximus — Sat, 10 Mar 2007 20:31:23 EST

I love American sports fans who act as if they're giving to charity by watching soccer clips.

RexMaximus

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Philistine — Sat, 10 Mar 2007 20:29:06 EST

I can see that Nibbles is going to play with us tonight. When are we going to offshore his sorry ass?

Philistine

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businessorleisure — Sat, 10 Mar 2007 20:24:44 EST

@chilltown: That is rather disturbing.

businessorleisure

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StuScott Booyahs — Sat, 10 Mar 2007 20:20:51 EST

I think the roids were starting to kick in on that last guy.

Shit. No pun intended.

StuScott Booyahs

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StuScott Booyahs — Sat, 10 Mar 2007 20:19:00 EST

I think the roids were starting to kick in on that last guy.

StuScott Booyahs

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BillyMumphry — Sat, 10 Mar 2007 20:13:44 EST

baseball and hockey are much better sleep aids than soccer.

BillyMumphry

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chilltown — Sat, 10 Mar 2007 20:03:31 EST

Apropos nothing, Florida A+M just won the MEAC with a tip-in on an inbounds play with 1 second left.

chilltown

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Jerkwheat — Sat, 10 Mar 2007 20:02:33 EST

I find it hard to believe that a soccer post is going to be home to UP! All Night!

Jerkwheat

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drewheyman — Sat, 10 Mar 2007 19:46:27 EST

12inch:
This one:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=rIP7a9Z-YBM

drewheyman

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being_sven — Sat, 10 Mar 2007 19:29:53 EST

@FabianBarthez:

(hoping this doesn't double post)

Eric Crouch = Nebraska quarterback/quitter
Peter Crouch = English striker who gives children nightmares

being_sven

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Dr. Spaceman, Esq. — Sat, 10 Mar 2007 19:24:55 EST

I had forgotten, but Chastain fucking gunned that PK. Who was the backflip guy? He's my new idol.

Dr. Spaceman, Esq.

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being_sven — Sat, 10 Mar 2007 19:21:07 EST

@FabianBarthez:

I didn't realize Eric Crouch played much soccer while quarterbacking at Nebraska.

Hee-Hee... 'quarterbacking'

being_sven

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Moonshine Mike — Sat, 10 Mar 2007 19:18:51 EST

@Cockeye Jones: But think of all the live-in girlfriend sex you're not getting.

Moonshine Mike

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StevieY19 — Sat, 10 Mar 2007 19:15:57 EST

I can't wait until someone makes it rain after scoring a touchdown next season. And then goes nuts when someone tries to take it.

StevieY19

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FabianBarthez — Sat, 10 Mar 2007 18:50:05 EST

Even Brandi Chastain and Eric Crouch cant ruin the joy of soccer but if I have to see that stupid sports bra and flamingo legs again, I am going to puke

FabianBarthez

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12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich — Sat, 10 Mar 2007 18:46:51 EST

@drewheyman: What movie??

12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich

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Goulet — Sat, 10 Mar 2007 18:40:05 EST

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3hmOPeCdUs&mode=related&se...

Goulet

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drewheyman — Sat, 10 Mar 2007 18:35:34 EST

the thought on somebody snorting the backline intrigues me, but the first minute or so is pretty boring, so i couldn't make it that far.

that clip needs a stronger director. i suggest the person who did Erin Andrew's movie.

drewheyman

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Cockeye Jones — Sat, 10 Mar 2007 18:34:13 EST

i want to see Tom Brady celebrate by depositing some of his potent seed in a woman hidden in the goalpost padding.

Cockeye Jones

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12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich — Sat, 10 Mar 2007 18:33:02 EST

I'm not much of a soccer watcher either...but that was pretty good...

12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich

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OchentaYcinco — Sat, 10 Mar 2007 18:32:34 EST

@DeadTeddy8 (David de Sportszilla): Considering he just signed with the Browns, I really can't even imagine Jamal Lewis ever scoring a touchdown again.

OchentaYcinco

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Cockeye Jones — Sat, 10 Mar 2007 18:32:17 EST

go-als?

man i haven't commented in weeks. thanks, live in girlfriend!
so far i know i missed the debut of the Ladies... blog, but oh the references that will surely fly over my head now.

Cockeye Jones

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Rufus On Fire - David — Sat, 10 Mar 2007 18:29:57 EST

Can you imagine if Jamal Lewis snorted the back line of the end zone after running it in?

Rufus On Fire - David

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Tuffy — Sat, 10 Mar 2007 18:29:13 EST

What's with the bukkake celebration? That was almost as nasty as watching Peter Crouch do the robot.

Tuffy

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Yinka Double Dare — Sat, 10 Mar 2007 18:27:52 EST

Funny that Bellamy's golf swing made it, though I imagine most who would have stumbled on that video would know the backstory that makes it such a great celebration.

Yinka Double Dare

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blackaces — Sat, 10 Mar 2007 18:24:58 EST

Come on, how can anyone hate a sport where someone celebrates the way Robbie Fowler did?

blackaces

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Trent — Sat, 10 Mar 2007 18:22:41 EST

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: Agreed, Ivan Kaviedes is needed on this list.

Also, where's the dude shooting Andres Escobar?

Too soon?

Trent

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Abe Froman — Sat, 10 Mar 2007 18:19:10 EST

don't you mean that these are the only goals ever scored in soccer, right?

Abe Froman

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Sat, 10 Mar 2007 18:18:49 EST

Where is the Spiderman celebration?

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

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Larry Bird Flu — Sat, 10 Mar 2007 18:17:09 EST

The Fowler snort is the most infamous, but my favorite is the guy who politely shakes each of his teammates' hands. That won on sheer goofiness.

Larry Bird Flu

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CliffX — Sat, 10 Mar 2007 18:16:16 EST

Whoa, who the HELL was that Newcastle dude at the end?

And Robbie Fowler snorting the touchline...priceless, as is Bobo Balde for Celtic carrying on with his shirt over his head as the ref tries to track him down for a yellow card.

I like soccer, bitch.

CliffX

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Bort — Sat, 10 Mar 2007 18:16:08 EST

I don't really like soccer, but that was cool - and the first time I heard the Lambada song in at least fifteen years.

Bort