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Calipari Is Already Out There Recruiting

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 18:49:33 EDT

@Risnuff: Good thing. Otherwise, the organizers would prolly confuse J.B. for Bagger Vance.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

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Risnuff — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 18:41:56 EDT

@NJP: The Masters. Jim Nantz will knife-fight him to ensure he doesn't.

Risnuff

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NJP — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 18:36:16 EDT

Is there anything James Brown won't host?

NJP

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Larry Bird Flu — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 18:07:45 EDT

@Clare: Dingos. Nothing but dingos.

Larry Bird Flu

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Nacho Friendly — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 17:55:52 EDT

I would like to enter infant in your reputable tourney.

Nacho Friendly

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Risnuff — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 17:33:59 EDT

Nantz: Isn't it great to see all these little toddlers have fun?

Packer: Goddamn it! I think the two-guard just shit his pants! This is the worst bowel control I've ever seen from a team!

Risnuff

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Bo Pelini Temper Tantrum — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 17:12:53 EDT

@Clare:
Conception.

Bo Pelini Temper Tantrum

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Tuffy — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 17:12:45 EDT

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: So does Baby Vince.

Tuffy

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Craigbob — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 17:02:20 EDT

Billy Packer called the whole squad lazy fucks.

Craigbob

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Clare — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:48:46 EDT

What could the producers use for the halftime show? We already have a Puppy Bowl with a halftime kitten extravaganza.

Clare

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:48:15 EDT

@Larry Bird Flu: Baby Oden also has a beard

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

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Denis Lemieux — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:47:38 EDT

Coach K sees babies play on a mini basketball court every day. Its called Feeding Time.

Denis Lemieux

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Ricky And His Sticky Icky — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:46:27 EDT

It's a shame Baby AC Green can never exist.

Ricky And His Sticky Icky

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Larry Bird Flu — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:44:26 EDT

Greg Oden just shoved that baby the fuck out of bounds.

Larry Bird Flu

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ArkansasFred — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:42:57 EDT

Why is the crowd faceless?

ArkansasFred

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sonnylistonwasafriendofmine — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:42:05 EDT

@HeavyPettingZoo: If each baby Shawn Kemp has as many babies as daddy Shawn Kemp, the earth will be overrun before we have to worry about global warming.

sonnylistonwasafriendofmine

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HeavyPettingZoo — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:39:28 EDT

Baby Len Bias, Baby Richard Dumas, and Baby Chris "Birdman" Andersen are all being represented by Lt. Winslow, for what it's worth.

HeavyPettingZoo

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Weed Against Speed — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:35:48 EDT

@HeavyPettingZoo:

Just make sure you keep Baby Jason Kidd away from the cookie jar at rest time.

Weed Against Speed

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:35:34 EDT

@HeavyPettingZoo: Baby Tony Allen tried to dunk after the whistle.

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

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Mike Honcho — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:35:11 EDT

Uhh Discovery Channel...John Ramsey is on line 1 for you.

Mike Honcho

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HeavyPettingZoo — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:33:46 EDT

It would be funny if it were like Baby Muppets, and the players involved were Baby Shawn Kemp, Baby Eddie Griffin, Baby John Amaechi, and Baby Richard Jefferson.

HeavyPettingZoo

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Sportable — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:32:21 EDT

Puppies are always more cute than babies. I'm not watching.

Sportable

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shea_guevara — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:30:24 EDT

That's a lot of pressure to put on such tiny kids. Still, it's not nearly as traumatizing as the Ben Affleck kiddie Red Sox video.

shea_guevara

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Ladies love Fennis — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:29:54 EDT

At least it's not hosted by the dead James Brown.

Ladies love Fennis

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AndyReidsOtherSon — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:28:34 EDT

Jimmy B is outraged that his son got snubbed after the season they put together.

AndyReidsOtherSon

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:28:24 EDT

@Weed Against Speed: Unfortunately it was a secret contract.

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

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Weed Against Speed — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:27:10 EDT

@ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos:

Kevin McHale just signed that kid to a 10 day contract.

Weed Against Speed

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ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:25:50 EDT

Sure, show the picture of the black kid dunking.
Are you implying that he isn't "fundamentally sound" like the white kids?

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos

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the_h_is_o — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:25:34 EDT

Bruce Weber was going to recruit the kid in the picture, but didn't like his inclination to put the tiny ball in the tiny basket.

the_h_is_o

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Juancho — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:25:29 EDT

Q: is Will more tired from SXSW or the Tourney?

Juancho

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Signal to Noise — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:24:36 EDT

That is a BABY'S JAM right there!!!

Signal to Noise

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Chief Illiniwek — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:23:24 EDT

Brady's kids fill out a whole region.

Chief Illiniwek

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Ron — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:22:51 EDT

@Ron: It screwed up my Ed McMahon tag.

Ron

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Spectacular Sam — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:22:15 EDT

Throw it down little man, THROW IT DOWN!

Spectacular Sam

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Dweeze — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:22:14 EDT

You don't want to be in the section of the stadium where they are flinging diapers into the stands with the big slingshot.

Dweeze

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RashaanEnis — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:21:44 EDT

First commenter to make a Diaper Dandy joke gets executed.

Wait, I mean next commenter...

RashaanEnis

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RBS — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:20:56 EDT

I'm guessing that James Brown sent in an audition tape that showed him working with Bradshaw and Sharpe.

RBS

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Ron — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:19:37 EDT

@Tuffy: Ahahaha!

Ron

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PQ Crash — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:19:25 EDT

It's easy to box out another toddler when your diaper is full of shit. AKA, the Dennis Rodman method.

PQ Crash

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Tuffy — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:17:51 EDT

I haven't seen this many kids go into the fetal position under pressure since the Big Ten washed out of the NCAA Tournament. HEY-OH!

Tuffy

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claude balls — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:17:20 EDT

I suppose this too is Billy Packer's fault.

claude balls

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BabaOje — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:17:07 EDT

I find babies, and anybody else under 4 feet tall frightening unless they are directly related to me

BabaOje

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apostles03 — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:16:59 EDT

♫ Won't you please, won't you please,
Please won't you be my point guard? ♫

apostles03

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Raskolnikov — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:16:20 EDT

NAMBLA doesn't want to hear your protests.

Raskolnikov

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Rob Iracane — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:14:46 EDT

I need to talk to you for a minute. Why don't you have a seat at the bar right there. What are you doing here?

Rob Iracane

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Weed Against Speed — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:14:27 EDT

Hopefully, they take the high road and don't play that Gary Glitter song.

Weed Against Speed

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44 in a Row — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:14:18 EDT

What's this about slamming babies onto the hardwood?

44 in a Row

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Ron — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:13:56 EDT

Hmmm, obvious Michael Jackson reference or obvious Angelina Jolie reference?

Ron

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Tuffy — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:12:43 EDT

Sonny Vaccaro is coming out of retirement.

Tuffy

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:12:29 EDT

Can Gus Johnson call it?

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

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twoeightnine — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:12:16 EDT

Did James Brown steal this job from Gus Johnson too?

twoeightnine

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Spanish Necktie — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:11:11 EDT

I don't hate James Brown, but I resent him for taking Gus Johnson's seat at the Sweet 16 table this year.

Spanish Necktie

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KOGOD — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:10:49 EDT

Jonathan Swift is getting an idea...

KOGOD

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The Intern — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:10:17 EDT

How do you tell your kid that he/she was a 16 seed? Ouch.

The Intern

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sonnylistonwasafriendofmine — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:10:01 EDT

Get Danny Ainge away from that kid's parents!

sonnylistonwasafriendofmine