<![CDATA[Leftovers: Child Abuse - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Leftovers: Child Abuse - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Leftovers: Child Abuse]]> Like his namesake, Saban Witt will grow up to be a used car salesman.

Dewey Decimal System

]]> <![CDATA[Leftovers: Child Abuse]]> @PeteJayhawk: Wow, that's really fucked up. If they wanted to be so creative and what not, why didn't those parents just change their own damn names? I wonder if that kid grew up to change his name to Bob.

Metschick

]]> <![CDATA[Leftovers: Child Abuse]]> @metschick: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclm...

Pete Gaines

]]> <![CDATA[Leftovers: Child Abuse]]> @Tuffy: yup. I know too many people who should NOT be having kids.

Metschick

]]> <![CDATA[Leftovers: Child Abuse]]> @metschick: Could this board be combined somehow with the one that requires all wombs and testicles be registered and concealed?

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Leftovers: Child Abuse]]> My son "Kotite" will be getting out of the youth detention center next month.

HappyFeltonsGloryHole

]]> <![CDATA[Leftovers: Child Abuse]]> It's names like these that convince me that we should have a board that approves all baby names.

Metschick

]]> <![CDATA[Leftovers: Child Abuse]]> I expect a laser, rocket monologue.

Clare

]]> <![CDATA[Leftovers: Child Abuse]]> It's Alabama! Whaddya expect? (Note: speaker is a native Louisianian). Oh yeah, and fuck Saban.

Greek McPapadopoulos

]]> <![CDATA[Leftovers: Child Abuse]]> That baby will probably leave his parents for another set of parents in two years, all the while claiming he plans to stay with his birth parents.

Spanish Necktie

]]> <![CDATA[Leftovers: Child Abuse]]> Nick Saban on Baby Saban: "He's a cute little coon-ass."

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Leftovers: Child Abuse]]> It's Manning's dick in a box...

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

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