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drawp — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 10:10:45 EDT

more stealin'!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDmaG1-H25M

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BunnyColvinSecurity — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 23:28:50 EDT

"You see, the kids, they listen to the rap music which gives them the brain damage. With their hippin', and the hoppin', and the bippin', and the boppin', so they don't know what the jazz...is all about."

--But this uncle's a jazz musician.
--Ah, they all are!

BunnyColvinSecurity

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mattymatty — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 21:40:54 EDT

News Flash! Carlos Mencia Sucks! Film at eleven!

mattymatty

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Doxidan, Gentle Doxidan — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 19:52:37 EDT

Not only did Mencia steal Cosby's bit, Cosby's setup was a shitload funnier. Mencia's was nothing but fat.

Doxidan, Gentle Doxidan

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theWolf — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 19:35:11 EDT

Carlos Mencia is working on a new cartoon character, Alberto Gordo.

theWolf

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Juancho — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 18:58:51 EDT

@Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price: Actually, that's Jeff Dunham, and he is HILARIOUS.

Juancho

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SwissCheese — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 17:57:14 EDT

@Shanknuts: Am I falling out of this chair?

SwissCheese

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Dread — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 17:39:29 EDT

Man, his stories about old weird Geraldo are gold.

Gold I tells ya.

Dread

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Kid Canada — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 17:31:07 EDT

Carlos Mencia was so upset that he called up Richard Pryor and told him the next time "next time the motherfucker Rogan calls, tell him I said suck my dick!"

Kid Canada

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Oops Pow Surprise — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 16:44:26 EDT

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: That and his schtick about the DMV taking forever = groundbreaking comedy.

Oops Pow Surprise

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Boz — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 16:43:34 EDT

Apparently, Carlos grew up as a poor, black child with a brother named Russell. Who knew?

Boz

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 16:39:38 EDT

Mencia wants to know what the deal with airplane food is

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

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DamnSkippy — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 16:32:08 EDT

Carlos Mencia tells jokes?

DamnSkippy

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BillyMumphry — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 16:15:47 EDT

If Mencia and Dane Cook die in the woods... does anyone give a shit?

BillyMumphry

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Oops Pow Surprise — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 16:15:42 EDT

@twoeightnine: OH GOD WHY DO I NEVER LISTEN

Oops Pow Surprise

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Sir Hotbod Handsomeface — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 16:00:42 EDT

@T-dawg: i laughed the first time i heard it, probably chuckled the 2nd - 10th time, but then groaned with the 11th - 49th usage before the first commercial break

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

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Botswana Meat Commission FC — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 15:57:41 EDT

White people do thiiiiiiiiiis...
(beat a drum for a few seconds)
Mexicans do thaaaaaaaaaaaat......

Botswana Meat Commission FC

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Overturf — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 15:54:20 EDT

Interestingly enough, they both have had sex with Tempestt Bledsoe.

Overturf

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ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 15:49:12 EDT

@being sven: You think that's disappointing? I used to have my parents send in the three bucks for Picture Pages and it never got delivered!
What's that.... they never actually sent the money but just told me they did?
Well, now I'm just sad.

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos

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major disaster — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 15:48:33 EDT

Oh man, Picture Pages - that brings back memories. And now the theme song is stuck in my head.

And other than reading about this feud, I had never even heard of Carlos Mencia. I'm guessing this is a good thing.

major disaster

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T-dawg — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 15:46:46 EDT

SirHH, I actually think duh-duh-duhhhhhhhh is the only funny thing Mencia has ever done.

Of course, he probably stole it from his retarded uncle or something.

T-dawg

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Witty Handle — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 15:45:12 EDT

The wierdest thing about drugs is that people on it start to laugh, and no one knows what their laughing at, they just go: "Ahh... no wait a minute... I went over to the... WHOOO!... Ahh... I went over to the Burger King... and so a guy took a piece of meat... and threw it on the grill... I said 'Oh Wow!'... then he turned it over... it was all brown!... I said 'far out!'... and then he put it in between two pieces of bread... I said 'Oh, no!' and a guy ate it."

Witty Handle

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Stev D — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 15:44:28 EDT

@Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: Mencia's blog is nothing but misdirected hate for Bill Simmons and random dick jokes.

Stev D

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44 in a Row — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 15:41:25 EDT

Being Sven's aunt was actually Carlos Mencia.

44 in a Row

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Sir Hotbod Handsomeface — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 15:40:41 EDT

You see, if Carlos had just, say, typed his jokes on a blog after a slightly on-topic article, we would be saying +1 and calling them references.

duh-duh-duuhhhhh (by the way, I'd rather him steal jokes than make that stupidity sound he does)

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

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twoeightnine — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 15:40:30 EDT

Whatever you do, do not google image search "picture pages".

twoeightnine

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throwbot — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 15:40:14 EDT

@being sven: I hate to break it to you, but Mortimer the pen and Cos did the artwork for Picture Pages.

throwbot

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being_sven — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 15:37:24 EDT

My aunt used to do the actual artwork for Picture Pages.

Though, it was disappointing, as a child, to learn that it was not with a musical pen.

being_sven

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Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 15:37:20 EDT

@Weed Against Speed:

That pen with the afro was BULLSHIT.

I had a friend who sent away for it. The thing didn't make a sound.

Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee

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Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 15:36:59 EDT

Carlos Mencia has a friend who is a jalepeno on a stick.

Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price

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Spectacular Sam — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 15:36:14 EDT

I used to work at a radio station with Joe Rogan. Dude could fix ANYTHING.

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Weed Against Speed — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 15:35:41 EDT

Carlos Mencia learned everything he needed to know about life from watching Picture Pages.

Weed Against Speed

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throwbot — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 15:35:39 EDT

@Fennis: It's true! We're so lame!

throwbot

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DennyCrane — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 15:34:08 EDT

Carlos Mencia : funny :: Pac-Man Jones : law-abiding

DennyCrane

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Ladies love Fennis — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 15:34:00 EDT

Mexicans are all like "heeeey, hoooomey." While white dudes are all like "good afternoon, sir."

That shit never gets old.

Ladies love Fennis

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Stev D — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 15:33:50 EDT

@Doc Medich: Yeah, and in case you genuises didn't notice, one was playing college football and the other was playing in the Super Bowl.

And last time I checked there was a huge difference between college and pro...just ask Ken Dorsey.

Stev D

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Witty Handle — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 15:33:20 EDT

From what I'm hearing, Mortimer Ichabod is looking to stick a motherfucker for stealing material.

Witty Handle

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Encouraging Referee Pitman — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 15:32:18 EDT

Carlos Mencia number 1, come in!

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Doc Medich — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 15:31:45 EDT

I don't see what the big deal is. I mean, one bit is about a black wide receiver, and the other is about a Guatemalan-German-American quarterback who's dad thinks he's from Mexico. Totally different.

Doc Medich

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PQ Crash — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 15:31:42 EDT

Carlos Mencia's new sports blog: Fixedspin

PQ Crash

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Witty Handle — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 15:31:15 EDT

Carlos Mencia's father would fart and blame it on imaginary animals.

Witty Handle

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Dweeze — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 15:29:53 EDT

There's a huge difference between the two bits - Cosby did the routine as a real black man, Mencia did the routine as a fake Mexican.

Dweeze

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44 in a Row — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 15:28:59 EDT

You know, when Carlos Mencia comes home, he's gonna shoot you in the face with a bazooka! And I am not gonna stop him this time either! You know Carlos always wanted to kill you. The day you were born, he said, 'Kill it.' I have stopped him from killing you for ELEVEN years, and this is the thanks I get for saving your life!?!

44 in a Row

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Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 15:28:24 EDT

My favorite Mencia routine is the "...and it's deep, too!" one.

Hilarious.

Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee

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T-dawg — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 15:28:15 EDT

@Tuffy:

Not sure if he'll give you a black eye, though. George Lopez, he is the ass-whoopin' mexican comic.

Meaning he actually is of Mexican heritage. And meaning he whooped Mencia's ass for stealing his act.

T-dawg

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Denis Lemieux — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 15:28:04 EDT

Your last name is Garrelli?

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throwbot — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 15:27:16 EDT

@Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: I hear he also a killer routine on wetbacks vs. Hispanic people

throwbot

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Weed Against Speed — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 15:26:20 EDT

@Juancho:

Tell him I'm not available. Or better yet, say "No speak-a English!"

Weed Against Speed

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44 in a Row — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 15:25:50 EDT

From the ages of seven to fifteen, Carlos Mencia thought that his name was Jesus Christ. His brother thought his name was Damnit.

44 in a Row

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Lady Andrea — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 15:24:59 EDT

@Tuffy: ahhh, yes. Thank you. It's been a loooong time since I've listened to the Cosby vinyl.

Lady Andrea

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Juancho — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 15:24:59 EDT

@Weed Against Speed: Dane Cook would like to have a word with you.

Juancho

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Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 15:24:58 EDT

I don't see what the big deal is.

-Dane Cook

Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee

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Witty Handle — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 15:24:35 EDT

Carlos Mencia wants you to take your lower lip and pull it back over your head.

Witty Handle

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quick — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 15:24:34 EDT

@Shanknuts:
"and what do you want to drink?"

"GRAPEFRUIT JUICE!"

quick

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MitchKayak — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 15:24:15 EDT

I hear he has a great bit about Mr. T being gay.

I seriously am starting to hate Comedy Central. Please stop showing his show every five seconds. He isn't Chappelle, get over it.

MitchKayak

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Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 15:24:05 EDT

Mencia's currently developing this new routine about seven dirty words you can't say on television.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

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Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 15:23:50 EDT

Carlos Menica brought you into this world, and he can take you out.

Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price

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Tuffy — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 15:22:53 EDT

@Lady Andrea: It's from another old Bill Cosby routine. A cop finds Clark Kent changing costumes in a phone booth and reads him the riot act.

Also, Will, Carlos Mencia wants to know how long you can tread water. ha ha ha ha ha.

Tuffy

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quick — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 15:22:49 EDT

@the.munson:
I think he's terrible (mostly because he sucks dog balls on the Man Show, compared to Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Corolla), but you're not the only person I've heard say that. Maybe I should check out his stand up.

quick

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Witty Handle — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 15:22:48 EDT

Daaaddy's great - he give us the chocolate cake!

Witty Handle

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Michael Bertin — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 15:22:24 EDT

"I am not a crook."

--Carlos Mencia

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44 in a Row — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 15:21:34 EDT

Carlos Mencia's children once asked for chocolate cake for breakfast. "Chocolate cake! How ridiculous!", he thought.

44 in a Row

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Weed Against Speed — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 15:21:27 EDT

Freddie Prinze is spinning in his grave. And it's not even about his son, which is surprising, really.

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being_sven — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 15:21:23 EDT

"Tell Bill to have a Coke and a smile"

--Carlos Mencia

being_sven

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Signal to Noise — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 15:20:21 EDT

@Mike Honcho: +1

When your entire act consists of yelling out other people's material, it may be time to give up the ghost. Of course, no one ever pays attention to that guideline.

Signal to Noise

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Witty Handle — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 15:19:48 EDT

Yoooooooooou cannot say filth, flarn, flarn filth flarn in the show...

Witty Handle

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PatrickEwingsGuarantee — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 15:18:53 EDT

It gets worse. Mencia's son's best friend: A Cockroach.

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Rob Iracane — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 15:18:38 EDT

I went to a comedy show last summer and Mencia was the last act to go on. Thought I could beat the traffic by leaving before he went on, but I was not alone.

Fuckin' hack.

Rob Iracane

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Lady Andrea — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 15:18:11 EDT

@Tuffy: what's a Red S? Is that some sexual thing I'm not familiar with? Like, there are Rusty Trombones, Dirty Sanchezes and Red Esses?

Lady Andrea

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12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 15:18:09 EDT

I will say this, back in 99 when I saw Mencia do stand up at this radio station gig in FL, it was very, very funny...(possibly due in part to the two 32oz's I drank in the parking lot before the show)

But these days, he's shit...

12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich

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Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 15:17:57 EDT

Youuuuu cannottt say the worddddd FUCK to people.

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throwbot — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 15:17:55 EDT

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PQ Crash — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 15:17:31 EDT

Carlos Mencia is the Reader's Digest of comedians. I can listen to his routine and know I'm getting some of the best comedy around. Because it's not his material. I suppose I'm lazy like that.

PQ Crash

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twoeightnine — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 15:17:11 EDT

Big difference though; Ufford is really white, Cosby is really funny.

twoeightnine

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Tuffy — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 15:16:18 EDT

Carlos Mencia will give you a red 'S' and a black eye if you don't stop making fun of him.

Tuffy

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Mike Honcho — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 15:16:04 EDT

Hell, he stole an his entire routine & backstory from Mexico.

Mike Honcho

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the.munson — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 15:15:50 EDT

Yeah, this has been around for a couple weeks now. There's also one floating around where Ned, The Carlos' real name, turned a Sam Kinison bit into a sketch for "The Mind of Mencia."

You can see it at www.redban.com

As for Rogan, if you ever get the chance to see him live, you'll walk away thinking he's the shit.

the.munson