Nothing Says "Comfort Hug" Than A Room Full Of Whores - Deadspin Comments

Nothing Says "Comfort Hug" Than A Room Full Of Whores

75Sasha — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 19:55:49 EDT

I have to protest against the picture of the ladies from "Footballer's Wives". They are not whores. They earn their own money, in such ways as dealing drugs, swapping babies (and shading one with self-tanner to hide the switch), putting voodoo curses on each other, getting drunk and blowing rails for brunch, sleeping with your fiancee's female agent after one of the aforementioned booze and blow meals, having hermaphrodite babies with the mother of the new star player on the team, having plastic surgery, attacking and almost killing the coach of their boyfriend when he (the boyfriend) gets benched (and setting it up to look like a drunk driving accident), allowing an ER nurse to sexually molest said coach while he's in a coma to cover up said staged accident, killing your best friend's new husband at the wedding reception after he punches out his new bride at the wedding, kidnapping your rapist with a spear gun and taking him prisoner on a boat, running from lions when their hot air balloon crashes in a safari park and lastly recording dance records. The Outlook calendar is jam packed, they have no times to be whores.

Also one of the best shows to come out of England in a while. You feel like the writers are drunk and high, sitting in a room going "What if...". Bear in mind there are 5 seasons, ~10 episodes per season and this is up through season 4. The crazy is condensed like milk.

75Sasha

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Chief Wahoo — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 14:41:57 EDT

Wait, we're assuming the whores were women? These were Soccer players, after all.

Chief Wahoo

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Chamomiles Davis — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 13:30:25 EDT

@Capt.Insano: Bra-fuckin'-vo, sir.

Chamomiles Davis

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Chamomiles Davis — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 13:29:28 EDT

How about a "clusterfuck" of whores?

Chamomiles Davis

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Capt.Insano — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 13:12:18 EDT

How much wood could a Czech chick choke, if a Czech chick could choke wood? Just wonderin....

Capt.Insano

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Carson — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 13:11:35 EDT

@BigTenObsession:

Arsene thinks it's heaven, but he keeps asking Mourinho why it's so damn hot here. And who are the guys with the pitchforks?

Carson

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The Count of Monte Fisto — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 12:45:23 EDT

So this journalist just happens to find this out while looking for "autographs"?

"I was just there to ask directions to how to get away from there."

The Count of Monte Fisto

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BigTenObsession — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 12:38:02 EDT

@Botswana Meat Commission FC:

Clint would keep all the whores to himself. And then how would Jay Demerit learn anything?

BigTenObsession

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BigTenObsession — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 12:36:35 EDT

@Carson:

You cannot see Arsene from where you are - he has ascended to the heavens in his rightful place as a god. Thierry will be there soon. Rooney and Ronaldo, not so much.

BigTenObsession

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blackaces — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 12:29:50 EDT

A battallion of whores. God bless 'em!

My favorite Czech battallion of whores is Monica Sweetheart, Nikita Denise, Eva Angelina and Sylvia Saint.

Yes.

blackaces

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Nacho Friendly — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 12:15:04 EDT

Someone should really tell these guys about Objetí zdarma. They're a lot cheaper.

Nacho Friendly

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Technicolor Jan Stenerud — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 12:12:21 EDT

@Bronson: "i like her idea..."

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Bronson — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 12:10:05 EDT

And that's when the whores come in. Shakin their behinds for the menfolk...

Bronson

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Botswana Meat Commission FC — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 12:07:37 EDT

Landon and Bianca would never let this shit go down here. Can we just make Dempsey the fucking captain, already?

Botswana Meat Commission FC

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MeanMachine — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 12:05:42 EDT

@Yinka Double Dare:

In my defense, it wasn't a full-blown objection. Just a minor, nitpicky observation. I'd rather not get caught in a scissor-lock by a big old meaty pair of thighs, but if I have to I will.

MeanMachine

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Moonshine Mike — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 12:02:30 EDT

And Arsenal Lost!! Hirschey is bleeding uncontrollably over the whole effort.

Think of the "hug party" if Arsenal had won.

Moonshine Mike

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Little Wooden Boy — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 12:02:09 EDT

Fred Smoot hugs with a double dong.

Little Wooden Boy

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ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 12:01:24 EDT

@SuperFrankieLampard: "Battery of Whores" only applies in Philadelphia.

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos

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Yostal — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 12:00:06 EDT

This story reminds me of one of my favorite Kids in the Hall sketches...

But first...The WHORES!

Yostal

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StevieY19 — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:56:26 EDT

And relating to the story an Arsenal of Whores

StevieY19

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A Magician Named GOB — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:56:19 EDT

Hoard of Whores.

A Magician Named GOB

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Dread — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:56:07 EDT

Shaven or unshaven?

Dread

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StevieY19 — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:54:56 EDT

A Brothel of Whores?

StevieY19

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SuperFrankieLampard — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:54:47 EDT

"assemblage of whores" or "battery of whores"

SuperFrankieLampard

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Carson — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:53:47 EDT

@BigTenObsession:

Can you blame them for hugging, BTO?
After all the view is great up where they are.
Look! Is that Arsene they see way down there?

Carson

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badbabu — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:51:49 EDT

How about whorem in place of harem?

badbabu

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jwaves2007 — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:51:40 EDT

Pass to the hooker on the wing....she holds it , holds it, holds it , holds it.....GOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL

jwaves2007

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Bad Barbecue — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:50:48 EDT

@TheStarterWife: Horde of Whores

Bad Barbecue

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twoeightnine — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:49:28 EDT

I hugged myself last night... twice.

twoeightnine

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The Great Barstoolio — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:49:19 EDT

Who am I kidding? Where I live, I just call them "women."

The Great Barstoolio

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Triple B — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:49:12 EDT

Kind of gives new meaning to the phrase, 'shot on goal.'
Or in this scenario, face.

uh oh, so thats why Nedved has that ridiculous hair cut, for protection.

Triple B

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TheStarterWife — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:48:11 EDT

Posse of Prostitutes.

TheStarterWife

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claude balls — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:47:47 EDT

Me, I prefer "my hotel room full of" whores

claude balls

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Why Not Jon Lovitz? — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:47:13 EDT

Kind of gives new meaning to the phrase, 'shot on goal.'
Or in this scenario, face.

Why Not Jon Lovitz?

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Triple B — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:47:13 EDT

@drewheyman: ya, but wouldn't the whores be the ones with their mouths full?

Triple B

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Juancho — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:46:49 EDT

@Lady Andrea: My personal favorite is a crash of rhinos.

Juancho

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The Great Barstoolio — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:46:37 EDT

@A Magician Named GOB: Unfortunately, I was just drunk with power.

The Great Barstoolio

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Lady Andrea — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:46:24 EDT

@drewheyman: heh heh, now you're talking. So to speak.

Lady Andrea

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Bad Barbecue — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:46:09 EDT

@Lady Andrea: I thought the "cash of whores" was sublime.

I was going to suggest a "wanting of whores".

Bad Barbecue

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Yinka Double Dare — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:45:23 EDT

@MeanMachine: I'm sorry, the proper objection is "sharp knees". Beefy knees are not an official "Studman69" objection to an attractive woman.

Yinka Double Dare

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Dweeze — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:44:32 EDT

A stable of whores?

Dweeze

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44 in a Row — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:44:22 EDT

Ah, good. I've been waiting for the inverse of the Cincinnati Bearcats story.

44 in a Row

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jwaves2007 — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:44:21 EDT

hugs not drugs....but I want both

jwaves2007

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claude balls — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:43:48 EDT

I see even our bravest misogynists have not dared to suggest anyone "hug it out, bitch."

Because no one wants the soccer whores to hug it out. We want them to hug it in.

Okay, to be accurate, we want them to hug it in, hug it out, hug it in, hug it out, hug it in, hug it out, hug it in, hug it out, hug it in, hug it out, hug it in, hug it out, hug it in, hug it out, hug it in, hug it out, hug it in, hug it out, hug it in, hug it out, hug it in, hug it out, hug it in, hug it out, hug it in, hug it out hugitinhugitouthugitinhugitouthugitinhug...">hugitinhugitouthugitinhugitouthugitinhug...
hugitinhugitouthugitinhugitouthugitinhug...">hugitinhugitouthugitinhugitouthugitinhug...
hugithugithugithugithugithugithugithugit...
hughughughughug ...

You get my point.

claude balls

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drewheyman — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:43:38 EDT

how about a mouthful of whores?

does that work?

drewheyman

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Dweeze — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:43:36 EDT

@Lady Andrea:

How about a "cooch of whores"?

Dweeze

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A Magician Named GOB — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:43:35 EDT

@The Great Barstoolio:

+1 for the Invader Zim reference.

A Magician Named GOB

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OchentaYcinco — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:42:46 EDT

How about an umbrella of whores? It only comes out if someone's making it rain.

OchentaYcinco

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Lady Andrea — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:41:48 EDT

@Dweeze: I don't like gaggle because it's already used for something else. Gotta get creative!

@Juancho: yep, it is a Kiss of Vampires, which I think is awesome.

@HeavyPettingZoo: thanks for that HPZ. Hee hee.

Lady Andrea

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Dweeze — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:41:47 EDT

@Juancho:

I didn't see anything in guest services about ordering whores.

Dweeze

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The Great Barstoolio — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:41:31 EDT

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: No. I have won, and now I shall rule with an iron fist.

The Great Barstoolio

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BigTenObsession — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:40:02 EDT

@Juancho:

Outstanding tag line for their web site. Glad to see that they can butcher English as well as we can.

BigTenObsession

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OchentaYcinco — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:39:18 EDT

@lieutenant winslow: "That's what I'm sayin'." - Fred Smoot

OchentaYcinco

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HeavyPettingZoo — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:39:04 EDT

The hottest stripper I have ever seen at a "grieving center" (that was for you Andie) was from the Czech Republic. I was in Vegas at whatever the name is of the huge grieving center is. I love that Czech girl look.

Ironically, I have been having a very difficult time at work today because I am going BACK to Vegas tomorrow morning at 7am. So, as if the anticipation of the trip wasn't enough, I am now recounting all of the grief counseling I enjoyed out there.

HeavyPettingZoo

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:39:03 EDT

Now that's "making it rain" Czech style.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:38:42 EDT

@Dweeze: Can I at least use a Rookery of Whores? or a Bite of Whores?

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

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Triple B — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:37:44 EDT

I like to make whores gaggle.

Fixed. Dweeze your welcome.

Triple B

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ltwinslow — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:37:03 EDT

um... i believe the proper terminology is a boatload of whores.

just saying

ltwinslow

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Dweeze — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:35:59 EDT

@Lady Andrea:

Sorry, but I'm going with TGB on this - I like "gaggle of whores".

Dweeze

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Technicolor Jan Stenerud — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:34:34 EDT

@GlenAndersonLikesBoys: +1 with or without qualifiers.

Technicolor Jan Stenerud

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G Voll the Mole — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:34:32 EDT

Will, the Ombudsman might possibly want a word with you at some point in the relatively near future concerning the possibly-and-maybe-sometimes-offensive... nature of some of your posts.

G Voll the Mole

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Juancho — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:34:20 EDT

Where this all went down, so to speak.

Y'know, "cause it's classy".

Juancho

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Triple B — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:34:09 EDT

@lieutenant winslow: soccer players dont wear knee pads, and either should she.

Triple B

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:34:02 EDT

"There are the foxes"

"We are, six wild and crazy guys"

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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badbabu — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:33:08 EDT

@The Great Barstoolio: You sure you didn't mean "gargles"?

badbabu

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Triple B — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:33:02 EDT

Thanks, I'll be all night.

Thanks, I'll be here all night.
[yesterday was my b-day, i'm a bit "foggy" this morning.]

Triple B

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Michael Bertin — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:32:47 EDT

I wonder what Landon ponies up for after the USMNT fails to be Guatemala at home.

Michael Bertin

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Triple B — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:30:43 EDT

Sadly, Milan Baros couldn't even score in a room full of whores.

Thanks, I'll be all night.

Triple B

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Tuffy — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:30:26 EDT

I see even our bravest misogynists have not dared to suggest anyone "hug it out, bitch."

Tuffy

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Juancho — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:30:13 EDT

@Lady Andrea: +1...a kiss of vampires? hadn't heard that before.

@lieutenant winslow: The knees? I was too busy admiring ALL of her.

Juancho

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ltwinslow — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:28:38 EDT

the one on the right end is a little beefy around the knees.

do i really need to explain why it helps her to have a little extra meat around her knees

ltwinslow

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Weed Against Speed — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:28:35 EDT

A female Czech journalist broke the story after she had visited the hotel room herself as an autograph hunter.

I'm not buying it. She wanted some action herself and got jealous, because, well, she's a Czech journalist.

Weed Against Speed

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jfruh — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:28:20 EDT

To be fair, prostitution, like absinthe, is legal in the Czech Republic. Thus, I'm not sure why the players would even be in trouble.

And if paying for hugs is a criminal act anywhere in the world, well, then I just don't want to live anymore.

jfruh

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Fios — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:27:33 EDT

@I_Am_Eaten_By_Wolves: Well played

Fios

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Lady Andrea — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:27:20 EDT

Let's see.....a kiss of vampires, a murder of crows,.....I think it's probably a Cash of Whores.

Lady Andrea

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Tuffy — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:27:01 EDT

Arsenal star Tomas Rosicky

Hirshey's behind this. I can't explain how, exactly, but he's behind this.

Tuffy

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KOGOD — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:24:00 EDT

Harold Reynolds is a Czech name

KOGOD

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Jack Cobra — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:23:45 EDT

Harold Reynolds says hugs are fun

Jack Cobra

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Civil Negligence — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:23:43 EDT

But in my sex ed class, they said that hugging wouldn't make my wee-wee itch...

Civil Negligence

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BigTenObsession — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:23:42 EDT

@Carson:

You're just jealous because the only hugging ManUre does is between Rooney and Christina Ronaldo.

BigTenObsession

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Weed Against Speed — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:23:39 EDT

@SagerBombs:

Unfortunately, after those comments, I don't think he'll be around very long.

Weed Against Speed

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MeanMachine — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:23:28 EDT

Not to be too nitpicky, but the one on the right end is a little beefy around the knees.

MeanMachine

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A Magician Named GOB — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:23:09 EDT

@The Great Barstoolio:

Gaggles?
These ladies are pros, TGB.
They haven't gagged on a cock since they were in Middle School.

A Magician Named GOB

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Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:22:51 EDT

Man. I feel sorry for the whore who drew Jan Koller's straw.

Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee

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SagerBombs — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:22:24 EDT

I would suggest ESPN.com do more editing of its Page 2 columnists -- some of whom seem to shoot from the hip for the sole purpose of shooting from the hip. In the same vein, ESPN commentators, including some of the network's biggest stars on TV and radio, might be more thoughtful and less outrageous and loud in their opinions. I've always believed just because someone has the title of commentator or columnist, it doesn't mean he or she should not be held to the same journalistic standards of fairness and accuracy as everyone else on the ESPN team. I also wonder why some commentators believe viewers are interested in their political views? Also, ESPN editors should be more careful of their staffers claiming exclusive stories when these stories are not always exclusive.

Don't leave Ombudsman! You've finally grown balls!

SagerBombs

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I Heart Poop — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:18:54 EDT

what they didn't say is that they were getting "down south mouth hugs" from the whores. those are the best hugs.

I Heart Poop

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Larry Bird Flu — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:18:33 EDT

I lost the NLDS on MVP Baseball the other night. Do I get whores too?

Larry Bird Flu

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THEGINOCIMOLICONSPIRACY — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:18:22 EDT

Oh, so that's why it's "vice" captain instead of "assistant" captain.

THEGINOCIMOLICONSPIRACY

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The Great Barstoolio — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:17:33 EDT

@Dweeze: I believe they run in "gaggles."

The Great Barstoolio

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Midwesterner in NYC — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:17:17 EDT

I remember the last time I was in Amsterdam and we paid 50 Euro for my friends birthday hug.

Midwesterner in NYC

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Juancho — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:17:12 EDT

Yes^4.

Juancho

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Carson — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:14:45 EDT

Great tag: Arsenal, EPL, soccer, whores!

Or as we ManU backers read it: "Arsenal - EPL soccer whores!"

Carson

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Dweeze — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:14:23 EDT

So is "room full of whores" the proper terminology for a group of whores, like a "pride of lions" or "herd of cows" or a "bar full of Deadspin commenters"?

Dweeze