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CBS Is Taking Augusta By Storm

Capt.Insano — Wed, 04 Apr 2007 01:36:31 EDT

@ Hillbilly +1

Capt.Insano

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grungedave — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 17:46:18 EDT

Out of Sight is a badass, cool movie. Nothing Oscar-worthy, but just a cool movie.

"The sign says 'shut the fuck up'"

grungedave

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Dewey Decimal System — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 17:31:02 EDT

handed a teller a note demanding money.

Did it also say "I've come to kick ass and chew bubble gum, but I'm all out of bubble gum."?

Dewey Decimal System

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The Harriet Tubman Underground Railroad Disaster — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 17:15:29 EDT

Martha Burke is going to protest the woman was only the accomplice and not a bigger party to the bank robbery.

The Harriet Tubman Underground Railroad Disaster

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UkraineNotWeak — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 17:06:19 EDT

Bank customers shall be refer to as patrons not customers in Augusta.

UkraineNotWeak

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 17:04:41 EDT

I got it now. I just had reset all my private data

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

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Robert Barone’s Dog — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 16:41:08 EDT

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: My Firefox is working fine as well. Did you d/l any add-on's lately?

Robert Barone’s Dog

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Weed Against Speed — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 16:40:47 EDT

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus:

That was happening to me on IE. I think it has something to do with deadspin logging you out.

Weed Against Speed

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Kip Wells Has a Posse — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 16:39:24 EDT

@being sven:

You're talking to a guy who's guilty pleasure movie is The Girl Next Door. Yes, the shitty one with Elisha Cuthbert.

Don't get me wrong, I love Soderbergh. I just never really enjoyed that one for whatever reason.

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 16:38:45 EDT

@PeteJayhawk: @Diddly: Every time I type I letter on firefox I get "ReferenceError: $ is not defined"

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

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being_sven — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 16:36:34 EDT

@Kip Wells Has a Posse (Me): I think not. It's entertaining, well-written and beautifully shot.

being_sven

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Hit Bull Win Steak — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 16:35:25 EDT

much like the Atlanta Braves on his sun visor, he blew it when it really counted.

Hit Bull Win Steak

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Weed Against Speed — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 16:34:13 EDT

@Matt_T:

Then if that van's a-rockin'...

Weed Against Speed

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Matt_T — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 16:32:14 EDT

@Sheepblog: If I had to guess, Nantz just drove from Atlanta to Augusta in that van.

Matt_T

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PeteJayhawk — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 16:31:15 EDT

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: It's working fine for me.

PeteJayhawk

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diddly — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 16:30:52 EDT

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: There's nothing wrong with money.

Seriously, though, I'm using firefox.

diddly

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Dweeze — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 16:29:45 EDT

@Kip Wells Has a Posse (Me):

Based on the comments so far in the thread, I don't think you're going to get your wish.

Dweeze

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Off The Baggie — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 16:28:41 EDT

@Sheepblog: That's Hootie's Bang-Bus...

Off The Baggie

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Kip Wells Has a Posse — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 16:27:01 EDT

Out of Sight was notable for 3 reasons:

1. J-Load in the Marino jersey.

2. Michael Keaton making a "Hey, I'm still alive!" statement.

3. The guy tripping on the stairs and shooting himself in the head.

And it was notable for just those 3 reasons. Let us never speak of it again.

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Sheepblog — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 16:26:56 EDT

I thought they didn't allow chicks at Augusta National - so who the hell parked the minivan in the front driveway?

Sheepblog

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Off The Baggie — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 16:25:12 EDT

Fuck!!! It's bad enough that I had to miss the golf, the golf-related parties, and the notorious drunk-hot-golf-chick-showing-boobs-at-said-parties, but now they're robbing the bank right down the street from my house!!!

I can't help but feel like the terrorists have won....

Stupid Qatar...

Off The Baggie

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The Teufel Shuffle — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 16:24:58 EDT

I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.

The Teufel Shuffle

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 16:23:36 EDT

Ironically the suspect is a black female.

Also can I not use Deadspin on firefox now? Everytime I type a letter I'm told there is something wrong with $

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

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Dweeze — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 16:21:15 EDT

And let's not forget the unofficial Out Of Sight - Jackie Brown cross-over.

Dweeze

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Technicolor Jan Stenerud — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 16:21:14 EDT

This is definitely CBS' One Shining Moment.

Technicolor Jan Stenerud

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Spectacular Sam — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 16:18:44 EDT

Do you think now that I've fucked a U.S. Marshall...?

YES

Spectacular Sam

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Dweeze — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 16:18:27 EDT

@AwfulAnnouncing:

Oh yeah.

Dweeze

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THEGINOCIMOLICONSPIRACY — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 16:16:53 EDT

And as Nantz will close on Sunday, "Free of red dye but well into red numbers...your 2007 Masters Champion...

THEGINOCIMOLICONSPIRACY

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AwfulAnnouncing — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 16:16:47 EDT

Wasn't J-Lo in Out of Sight?

AwfulAnnouncing

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being_sven — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 16:16:41 EDT

You'll get no argument here.

being_sven

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diddly — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 16:16:18 EDT

@Matt_T: Nice catch.

diddly

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Unsilent Majority — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 16:14:43 EDT

You know I can call anybody, they'd put it on the phone? The Pope, an astronaut, the wisest of the wise... Who do I have to call?

Now THAT is a movie quote!

Unsilent Majority

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Matt_T — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 16:13:30 EDT

Sgt. Richard Roundtree of the Richmond County Sheriff's Department.

No wonder the dude got caught. Shaft works for the sheriff's department

Matt_T

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jwaves2007 — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 16:13:21 EDT

He would of gotten away except the foam tomahawk got caught in the door.

jwaves2007

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Robert Barone’s Dog — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 16:11:56 EDT

I wonder if Ted Knight is going to be his judge...

Robert Barone’s Dog

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being_sven — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 16:11:49 EDT

Really.

I LOVE that movie.

being_sven

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Weed Against Speed — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 16:11:34 EDT

Now how is Jim Nantz supposed to pay for his whores and coke?

Weed Against Speed

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Peter Cavan — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 16:11:27 EDT

@Jen P: I got the SI golf magazine supplement last week. I don't play golf and I hardly watch it on TV. I gave it to a friend who needed something to read on the subway. I don't know why SI thinks I like golf. Maybe they saw me at the driving range at Chelsea Piers that one time last summer, when I hit everything but what I was aiming for.

Peter Cavan

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Phony Gwynn — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 16:11:20 EDT

@Jen P: You are white, are you not?

There ya go.

Phony Gwynn

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Unsilent Majority — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 16:11:05 EDT

Out of Sight? Really?

Unsilent Majority

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Jen P — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 16:10:49 EDT

Police first suspected the man was up to no good when they saw that he was wearing any kind of stupid fucking sun visor.

Fixed. God, I hate those things.

Jen P

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being_sven — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 16:09:34 EDT

"I know a guy who walks into a bank with a little glass bottle. He tells everyone it's nitroglycerine. He scores some money off the teller, walks out. On his way out, the bottle breaks, he slips on it and knocks himself out. The "nitro" was Canola oil. I know more fucked-up bank robbers than ones who know what they're doing. I doubt if one in twenty could tell you where the dye pack is. Most bank robbers are fucking morons.

being_sven

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shea_guevara — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 16:09:06 EDT

Police first suspected the man was up to no good when they saw that he was wearing a Braves visor.

shea_guevara

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Jen P — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 16:08:48 EDT

If someone could explain to me why I get SI's stupid "Golf Plus" issue, when I have never in my life expressed an interest in golf, I'd appreciate it.

Back when SI had an "Adventure Plus" section, I signed up for that. When they ended it, I got golf. Totally makes sense.

Jen P

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Unsilent Majority — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 16:08:31 EDT

Hello friend, put the money in the bag. It's a tradition unlike any other.

Unsilent Majority

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Hextall454 — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 16:08:14 EDT

Damn you people. Go back to your shanties.

- Shooter McGavin

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Kid Canada — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 16:07:55 EDT

Dammit.

Kid Canada

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Kid Canada — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 16:07:37 EDT

Fuzzy Zoeller knows who the prime suspect is...

Kid Canada

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Bo Pelini Temper Tantrum — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 16:06:09 EDT

"See." - Fuzzy Zoeller

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