<![CDATA[Hey, The Masters Start Tomorrow - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Hey, The Masters Start Tomorrow - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Hey, The Masters Start Tomorrow]]> Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion.

Sportable

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, The Masters Start Tomorrow]]> @Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: On the flipside, I think that Nantz should call his NCAA tournament assignments in his Masters voice, if for no other reason than to finish the job & make Billy Packer go completely mental.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, The Masters Start Tomorrow]]> @Scott Walker: This dude is whiter than Tigger.

thesepretzels

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, The Masters Start Tomorrow]]> I'm glad that the weather made up its mind here. Sunny and 86 degrees is nice.

And if Tiger is the Florida of the Masters, then I hope he wins so that I can hear him shout about "doing it big".

BDoc

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, The Masters Start Tomorrow]]> Gus Johnson should call the Masters too.

WOODS PUTTS...AND OHHHHHHH ITS IN THE HOLE! PLAYOFF! GOLF!

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, The Masters Start Tomorrow]]> /threadjack/

New snorg girl is way better than other snorg girl.

/threadjack/

Dan-tastic

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, The Masters Start Tomorrow]]> When Jim Nantz soothes us into our afternoon naps

Is it sad that I just got really excited for this weekend? Open up a few windows, let in the springtime air, hear the birds chirping, turn on a lttle golf, lay down on the couch. I have to go change my pants now

BabaOje

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, The Masters Start Tomorrow]]> Can Fuzzy Zoeller even SPELL Wikipedia?

There are a number of reasons why Tiger won't win. I think Henrik Stenson is the biggest. He is a flat-out stud, and his glasses are channeling David Duval circa 1999 (have you seen Duval and Stenson in the same place at the same time...hmmmmmm).

FIGJAM, err..Mickelson is not ready for primetime right now. After a Champion's Dinner of southern fried chicken, baby back ribs, beef brisket and smoked sausage...I will be surprised if he makes his tee time.

Did somebody say Atkins?

Scott Walker

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, The Masters Start Tomorrow]]> As it happens, I'm taking tomorrow and Friday off to get some work* done around the house. The fact that the Masters is being played at the same time has absolutely nothing to do with it.

* Odds on actual work being done are approximately equal to the amount of work I get done at work.

Roy Hobbs

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, The Masters Start Tomorrow]]> @Smoltz-to-Cooperstown: I think any woman with a set of eyes has to find him hot. Hey, anything that gets more girls to watch golf...

Texy

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, The Masters Start Tomorrow]]> Realistic pick: Tiger.

Plausible Sentimental pick: Howell III.

Tearjerker Sentimental Pick: Couples.

Hopefully, FIGJAM slips on some goose shit and breaks his putter.

David Hume

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, The Masters Start Tomorrow]]> Ah yes, the Masters -- which makes for one of the four times of the year I care about golf because a few buddies and I make elaborate bets on it.

Signal to Noise

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, The Masters Start Tomorrow]]> What is this "Golf" you speak of?

Dewey Decimal System

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, The Masters Start Tomorrow]]> It's a good thing Packer doesn't do golf; he'd be wondering where the hell Tommy Weiskopf was.

THEGINOCIMOLICONSPIRACY

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, The Masters Start Tomorrow]]> I fell down the rabbit hole. This is like Andrea's Adventure in Weatherland.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, The Masters Start Tomorrow]]> I'm glad I could start the "weather in my city is wacky" thread.

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, The Masters Start Tomorrow]]> Jim Gray is walking around the par 3 with an open mic. and doesn't know it. this might not go well.

Slothrop

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, The Masters Start Tomorrow]]> @Texas Gal: Wife loves Adam Scott. Should be able to get me many hours of CBS through at least Saturday if he's in contention.

And I just can't bring myself to support a Stenson pick by someone who chose to incorrectly spell "Henrik" in blatant anti-Swedishism.

Smoltz-to-Cooperstown

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, The Masters Start Tomorrow]]> We were 81 on Sunday here in North Dakota and received 5 inches of snow between Monday afternoon and yesterday.

YWML

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, The Masters Start Tomorrow]]> Can Michael Strahan play a round so he can raise his arms and kill everyone at Augusta with his odor?

DennyCrane

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, The Masters Start Tomorrow]]> @Texas Gal: 25 degree weather drop out here in DC too. No snow thank God as we only dropped to 50. But shitty and rainy nonetheless.

Jerkwheat

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, The Masters Start Tomorrow]]> @Blackaces: Yeah, it's like that commercial with the English guys...you can see their balls...errrrrr wait.

StevieY19

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, The Masters Start Tomorrow]]> @BigTenObsession: We had quarter sized hail yesterday in Atlanta. But its still 70

Matt_T

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, The Masters Start Tomorrow]]> i recall the story... i was just officially denying my involvement. you know, in case any new allegations happened to make their way onto his wiki page.

ltwinslow

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, The Masters Start Tomorrow]]> @BigTenObsession: yup- I saw snowflakes flying around here, too. No true snowfall, but STILL. It is April, and baseball is here, and I don't wanna see any more snow.

In other Masters-related news... Adam Scott is hot.

Texy

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, The Masters Start Tomorrow]]> @BigTenObsession:

Right there with you. It's like 32 degrees here in the Twin Cities with 25 mile per hour winds. And it was nice enough for me to golf three days ago!

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, The Masters Start Tomorrow]]> @Cowboycane: Now now; Will was just gaging your interest in this subject with a bit of chicanery. Be kind.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, The Masters Start Tomorrow]]> Tiger is seen holding the model for the Tiger Woods Center For Children Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too.

flubby

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, The Masters Start Tomorrow]]> This place is restricted, Wang, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish

Matt_T

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, The Masters Start Tomorrow]]> @BigTenObsession: Yeah, we had that happen two weeks ago.

But come on -- I get so much crap for living in Utah; I should get to point out the positives once in a while.

Jen P

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, The Masters Start Tomorrow]]> "Hop Sing! What the blazes kind of cake is that?"

-Hoss Cartwright

apostles03

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, The Masters Start Tomorrow]]> You're with me, subject/verb agreement

Cowboycane

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, The Masters Start Tomorrow]]> @Jen P:

Kiss my ass, Jen. Yesterday in Michigan it was 71, and this morning it snowed.

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, The Masters Start Tomorrow]]> Whoops

ArkansasFred

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, The Masters Start Tomorrow]]> @lieutenant winslow:

Here

ArkansasFred

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, The Masters Start Tomorrow]]> @lieutenant winslow: Never mind. I thought Zoeller blamed it on a law firm in Miami. I will from here on be more direct with my unsupported accusations.

diddly

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, The Masters Start Tomorrow]]> This works out perfectly, because I really need a nap this weekend.

throwbot

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, The Masters Start Tomorrow]]> @Barry Lutz: Maybe he just meant some random group of guys called "The Masters." Like "The Elks" or "The Masons."

Jen P

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, The Masters Start Tomorrow]]> I heard that Fuzzy just beat up Eric Wynalda and Jim Rome at the KFC on Washington Road.

Slothrop

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, The Masters Start Tomorrow]]> No one truly realized how unique Tiger Woods' win at the Monticello Open was until he held up the trophy, complete with an anonymous joker's addition of Thomas and Sally holding hands in front of the scale model.

Also: nice work, Shane.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, The Masters Start Tomorrow]]> @Weed Against Speed:
God, I love pimento cheese sammiches. On white bread, natch.

BoSox Siobhan

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, The Masters Start Tomorrow]]> Interesting. I thought it was springtime because it's 70 degrees outside.

Jen P

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, The Masters Start Tomorrow]]> Even though it's dreary outside and we're kind of ill from it -- we don't ask much from weather except for it to make up its mind -- it is obviously springtime

I agree. this weather is bullshit. How's a girl supposed to get her hair done in this crap?!

Metschick

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, The Masters Start Tomorrow]]> @Diddly: I have no idea what you're talking about.

ltwinslow

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, The Masters Start Tomorrow]]> Is golf any more exciting in HD?

blackaces

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, The Masters Start Tomorrow]]> So stock up on pimento cheese sandwiches and Michelob Ultra...

Whaaaa?

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, The Masters Start Tomorrow]]> was that picture of tiger taken with a camera phone?

(it's my balls!)

Sargent

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, The Masters Start Tomorrow]]> Shouldn't it be "The Masters Starts Tomorrow"? I don't think The Masters is plural.

Barry Lutz

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, The Masters Start Tomorrow]]> So we're all clear on the rules then? No Jews. No blacks.

ArkansasFred

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, The Masters Start Tomorrow]]> @lieutenant winslow: And is that all you know about that wikipedia article?

diddly

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, The Masters Start Tomorrow]]> it's been a while, so:

fo' shizzle!

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, The Masters Start Tomorrow]]> i read on Wikipedia that Fuzzy Zoeller once beat his kids in front of like 30 people in the parking lot at the masters.

ltwinslow

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, The Masters Start Tomorrow]]> I'm putting all my money on Billy Mayfair

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

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