<![CDATA[That's Right! TBS Is Doing Non-Braves Games This Year! We Forgot! - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[That's Right! TBS Is Doing Non-Braves Games This Year! We Forgot! - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[That's Right! TBS Is Doing Non-Braves Games This Year! We Forgot!]]> @drew.catt: I was gone, but came back to check - sounds good.

diddly

]]> <![CDATA[That's Right! TBS Is Doing Non-Braves Games This Year! We Forgot!]]> I thought Luther Vandross died. Whats he doing next to Cal Ripken.

But seriously, Tony, lose some weight. Padres fans dont want to see our icon die so soon.

FabianBarthez

]]> <![CDATA[That's Right! TBS Is Doing Non-Braves Games This Year! We Forgot!]]> Given his face, body shape, and high-pitched voice, Tony's gonna do great as TBS' version of "Scooter".

CardinalRedOctober

]]> <![CDATA[That's Right! TBS Is Doing Non-Braves Games This Year! We Forgot!]]> I'm gonna be seeing him at the HOF in July, but Jeebus, Tony...take a jog, my boy.

Phony Gwynn

]]> <![CDATA[That's Right! TBS Is Doing Non-Braves Games This Year! We Forgot!]]> @Matt_T:

When I was 5, way back in 1990, my mom tells me I got pissed whenever the Braves on TBS would preempt Tom & Jerry or the Flintstones. In 1991, the Braves learned how to win and I stopped worrying about missing the Jetsons. Skip. Pete, Don, and Joe were my Vin Scully and Mel Allen. To this day, knowing when Skip is calling on the radio or TV determines how I catch the game.

Bandit Darville

]]> <![CDATA[That's Right! TBS Is Doing Non-Braves Games This Year! We Forgot!]]> Upshaw: I'm just trying to be positive. I told a friend today, "So this is what it feels like to be a Pirates fan."

Clare

]]> <![CDATA[That's Right! TBS Is Doing Non-Braves Games This Year! We Forgot!]]> @PQ Crash: Thanks. Consider yourself added as well.

Miis for everyone...

Diddly?

drew.catt

]]> <![CDATA[That's Right! TBS Is Doing Non-Braves Games This Year! We Forgot!]]> @drew.catt: I'll add you as well.

PQ Crash

]]> <![CDATA[That's Right! TBS Is Doing Non-Braves Games This Year! We Forgot!]]> @Arkbear:

6146 1947 5024 6803

drew.catt

]]> <![CDATA[That's Right! TBS Is Doing Non-Braves Games This Year! We Forgot!]]> @Diddly: 3246 3241 0002 2029

PQ Crash

]]> <![CDATA[That's Right! TBS Is Doing Non-Braves Games This Year! We Forgot!]]> @Clare: the fact that the Phlunkies will have to rely on Wes Helms, Rod Barajas, Aaron Rowand, and Shane Victorino for clutch ABs this year... i think it's safe to say they're going nowhere.

Upshaws Leash

]]> <![CDATA[That's Right! TBS Is Doing Non-Braves Games This Year! We Forgot!]]> @Arkbear: 2511 9179 7842 3126

diddly

]]> <![CDATA[That's Right! TBS Is Doing Non-Braves Games This Year! We Forgot!]]> @Arkbear: Noted.

PQ Crash

]]> <![CDATA[That's Right! TBS Is Doing Non-Braves Games This Year! We Forgot!]]> @Arkbear: I'll take it!

Shakεy

]]> <![CDATA[That's Right! TBS Is Doing Non-Braves Games This Year! We Forgot!]]> Yeah, who's gonna captain and play 3rd in the Celebrity all star game this year!?! We need Harold!

Shakεy

]]> <![CDATA[That's Right! TBS Is Doing Non-Braves Games This Year! We Forgot!]]> PQ crash, 44 in a row, Jerkwheat, Starter Wife, Texas Gal:

My wii bombed out (It got dropped from 3 feet and it killed the fan). Nintendo sent me a new Wii and I'll need you to input the new console # before I can send any of you anymore miis. I was able to send all of you a message on the old one giving you the new Wii console #. If you didn't get that message let me know. Thanks!

If anyone else wants my wii just let me know!

Arkbear

]]> <![CDATA[That's Right! TBS Is Doing Non-Braves Games This Year! We Forgot!]]> @twoeightnine: I LOVE that shirt.

You ought to send one to Citizens Bank Park, Attn: Greg Dobbs.

Clare

]]> <![CDATA[That's Right! TBS Is Doing Non-Braves Games This Year! We Forgot!]]> I can't wait to hear them fill up dead-time in a broadcast.

Cal: Y'know Tony, what the ballplayers are putting in their bodies is sickening and destroying the game.

Tony: I use a stick of butter as deodorant.

Cal: All these chemicals they put into their bodies can't be good for their health either.

Tony: Have you ever had a Twinkie enema? I have, and it's fantastic!

Cal: Today's ballplayers should be ashamed of themselves.

Tony: Do you remember my jheri-curl? I used Mrs. Buttersworth.

Cal: Tony, what in the hell are you talking about fuck-face?

Tony: Chorizo!

PQ Crash

]]> <![CDATA[That's Right! TBS Is Doing Non-Braves Games This Year! We Forgot!]]> Neat shirt, 289!

SlickBomb

]]> <![CDATA[That's Right! TBS Is Doing Non-Braves Games This Year! We Forgot!]]> "Tony Gwynn IS Black Hammer! Cal Ripken Jr IS White Lightning! Together, they're taking on the mob! These guys play for keeps!"

TastesLikeBurning

]]> <![CDATA[That's Right! TBS Is Doing Non-Braves Games This Year! We Forgot!]]> Those bats aren't as cool as Wonderboy.

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[That's Right! TBS Is Doing Non-Braves Games This Year! We Forgot!]]> chip caray during the mariners-angels game in may:
"that ichiro suzuki is some ballplayer. reminds me of a much older ryan langerhans".

chip caray during the pirates-rockies game in august:
"todd helton is one of the better first basemen in the game. i'd rank him behind jim thome, ryan howard and scott thorman."

and, of course, chip caray during the twins-royals game in september:
"that johan santana is something else. with a little more work, he can turn himself into something special. like a less-polished kyle davies."

Abe Froman

]]> <![CDATA[That's Right! TBS Is Doing Non-Braves Games This Year! We Forgot!]]> Excuse me, but [threadjack]:

Bottom of the 9th, bases loaded! Wes Helms is at the plate!

Unfortch, we're still down 8-2, but...COME ON, WES!

[/threadjack]

Clare

]]> <![CDATA[That's Right! TBS Is Doing Non-Braves Games This Year! We Forgot!]]> why is Keenan Thompson standing next to Cal Ripken?

chopper dave

]]> <![CDATA[That's Right! TBS Is Doing Non-Braves Games This Year! We Forgot!]]> How many Tony Gwynns are in that picture? It looks like there's at least 2 or 3 hiding under that jersey.

Franklin Comes Alive!

]]> <![CDATA[That's Right! TBS Is Doing Non-Braves Games This Year! We Forgot!]]> Tony Gwynn... not thin. He doesn't even look healthy. He looks like he's going to keel over and have a heart attack any minute a la Kirby Puckett.

Speaking of the Hall of Fame, put Matsuzaka in right now!!!

SlickBomb

]]> <![CDATA[That's Right! TBS Is Doing Non-Braves Games This Year! We Forgot!]]> @Russkiejedi: It would be fun if all of Gwynn's lines were dubbed, like in a bad kung fu movie.

TastesLikeBurning

]]> <![CDATA[That's Right! TBS Is Doing Non-Braves Games This Year! We Forgot!]]> If Ripken makes one "Back during my streak" comment, Gwynn better sit on him

Bob Sheppards Flock

]]> <![CDATA[That's Right! TBS Is Doing Non-Braves Games This Year! We Forgot!]]> I bet Tony Gwynn could still hit two eighty, and by that I mean the number of IHOPs in one month.

Capt.Insano

]]> <![CDATA[That's Right! TBS Is Doing Non-Braves Games This Year! We Forgot!]]> @TotalBS: Exactly. Or Tiger Woods. Basically, same thing.

Russkiejedi

]]> <![CDATA[That's Right! TBS Is Doing Non-Braves Games This Year! We Forgot!]]> @Russkiejedi: His voice reminds me of Dave Chappelle's impression of a white person.

TotalBS

]]> <![CDATA[That's Right! TBS Is Doing Non-Braves Games This Year! We Forgot!]]> @cameltrader: Seeing how he is going to say the same stupid stuff only with mallomars crammed in his gullet

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> <![CDATA[That's Right! TBS Is Doing Non-Braves Games This Year! We Forgot!]]> @Yostal: His analysis is fine, but his voice is really grating. Nasally, kind of whiny. Not pleasant. He needs to have someone do voice-overs for him.

Russkiejedi

]]> <![CDATA[That's Right! TBS Is Doing Non-Braves Games This Year! We Forgot!]]> @cameltrader:

Also, does anyone else think Tony Gwynn is going to be just as bad a Joe Morgan?

No, my money is on Cal Ripken doing his best Joe Theismann impersonation.

PQ Crash

]]> <![CDATA[That's Right! TBS Is Doing Non-Braves Games This Year! We Forgot!]]> Damn, I had completely forgotten TBS was going to be doing more coverage of baseball. This is going to suck. Chip Carey is a turd and I hate everything about the fucktardiness of Braves baseball.

Also, does anyone else think Tony Gwynn is going to be just as bad a Joe Morgan?

cameltrader

]]> <![CDATA[That's Right! TBS Is Doing Non-Braves Games This Year! We Forgot!]]> and to think, at one point I had a Gwynn Clippers jersey... I mean really, that man was once a hell of a baller!?!?

THE hoi polloi

]]> <![CDATA[That's Right! TBS Is Doing Non-Braves Games This Year! We Forgot!]]> Tony must be on a quest to acquire so much weight that his voice gets deeper. because i remember the first time i heard him doing an ESPN game i said out loud "who is this bitch announcing a baseball game?" he's had to have heard that from someone else in his lifetime.

Upshaws Leash

]]> <![CDATA[That's Right! TBS Is Doing Non-Braves Games This Year! We Forgot!]]> @Matt_T: You and me both Matt.

Hey, at least the Braves have a pen again...

drew.catt

]]> <![CDATA[That's Right! TBS Is Doing Non-Braves Games This Year! We Forgot!]]> "These two handsome gentleman were once called "athletes," fairly recently, which is kind of funny, when you look at them."

I think Ripkin looks in decent shape for a guy pusing 50.

Tony appears to be pushing 350.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[That's Right! TBS Is Doing Non-Braves Games This Year! We Forgot!]]> Tony Gwynn:

"3000 calories? Yeah, that's breakfast."

How in the hell did he win 5 Gold Gloves as a center-fielder?

PQ Crash

]]> <![CDATA[That's Right! TBS Is Doing Non-Braves Games This Year! We Forgot!]]> Wait, I do have a serious question

Wrong website

TotalBS

]]> <![CDATA[That's Right! TBS Is Doing Non-Braves Games This Year! We Forgot!]]> I'm glad Uncle Fester finally found some gainful employment.

econdave

]]> <![CDATA[That's Right! TBS Is Doing Non-Braves Games This Year! We Forgot!]]> Wait, I do have a serious question:
Is this going to interfere with Tony's job as SDSU's ball coach?

I guess not. OK. I've always thought Tony did a pretty good job when I saw him on ESPN, but that's snippets and the like.

Yostal

]]> <![CDATA[That's Right! TBS Is Doing Non-Braves Games This Year! We Forgot!]]> why is Biggie Smalls standing next to Cal Ripken?

ltwinslow

]]> <![CDATA[That's Right! TBS Is Doing Non-Braves Games This Year! We Forgot!]]> This is all very strange. The Braves on TBS is what I grew up with. Now the games are on 3 different stations and the announcers aren't together anymore.

Matt_T

]]> <![CDATA[That's Right! TBS Is Doing Non-Braves Games This Year! We Forgot!]]> Also, I think Cal Ripken's been putting his head in the Shine-O Ball-O.

Peter Cavan

]]> <![CDATA[That's Right! TBS Is Doing Non-Braves Games This Year! We Forgot!]]> threadjack

Geaux Irish found this and posted it on EDSBS. It may or may not be the Cowherd family residence.(How many Cowherds are in West Hartford, though?) I think all you will use good judgement with this ... so go at it if you feel so inclined.

The New Math: 86=1

]]> <![CDATA[That's Right! TBS Is Doing Non-Braves Games This Year! We Forgot!]]> Does TBS get any extra regular season games?

BabaOje

]]> <![CDATA[That's Right! TBS Is Doing Non-Braves Games This Year! We Forgot!]]> Because I can't seem to get the Leftovers to load...

Stingley never said a bad thing about Jack Tatum despite the fact that Tatum never apologized to him or even said something vague like "I'm sorry what happened."

Bummer about his passing. He really did stay classy.

Michael Bertin

]]> <![CDATA[That's Right! TBS Is Doing Non-Braves Games This Year! We Forgot!]]> @Land of Os(borne):

But Will didn't even blog about Purdue's practice!! What the hell!

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[That's Right! TBS Is Doing Non-Braves Games This Year! We Forgot!]]> I'm just going to say it. I never liked Cal Ripken. I know that will bother some people, but I fucking hated that guy. That's all.

diddly

]]> <![CDATA[That's Right! TBS Is Doing Non-Braves Games This Year! We Forgot!]]> I think Tony Gwynn ate Nibbles.

Bo Pelini Temper Tantrum

]]> <![CDATA[That's Right! TBS Is Doing Non-Braves Games This Year! We Forgot!]]> Tony Gwynn keeps Li'l Chocolate Donuts on the training table at San Diego State.

Peter Cavan

]]> <![CDATA[That's Right! TBS Is Doing Non-Braves Games This Year! We Forgot!]]> Look, it's the number 10!

TotalBS

]]> <![CDATA[That's Right! TBS Is Doing Non-Braves Games This Year! We Forgot!]]> Harold Reynolds was hired. And then Tony Gwynn ate him.

Mr. Soul

]]> <![CDATA[That's Right! TBS Is Doing Non-Braves Games This Year! We Forgot!]]> The cable network will broadcast the NLCS in 2007, 2009, 2011 and 2013, and the ALCS in 2008, 2010 and 2012.

MLB Playoffs...now with 50% less Buck and McCarver!!

throwbot

]]> <![CDATA[That's Right! TBS Is Doing Non-Braves Games This Year! We Forgot!]]> sorry, Will.. i know you won't like this... but it has to be said

having Chip Carey do national baseball TV broadcasts is about as bad as having Joe Buck doing the same. they'll never shut up about their favorite teams. a little neutrality, please.

Upshaws Leash

]]> <![CDATA[That's Right! TBS Is Doing Non-Braves Games This Year! We Forgot!]]> Tony Gwynn is fat.

I really have no more to add. That man is fat.

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> <![CDATA[That's Right! TBS Is Doing Non-Braves Games This Year! We Forgot!]]> Holy weird shit happening on Deadspin, Batman!

Weed Against Speed

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