Jim Nantz Is The Master - Deadspin Comments

Jim Nantz Is The Master

buttons — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 11:51:25 EDT

GregNormanWillBeatJimNantz'sMulletedAss.jpg

Now THAT, I'd watch on my computer.

buttons

Jim Nantz Is The Master

amishshah.com — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 15:44:13 EDT

@Scott Walker: I heard that comment too. I was in shock.

amishshah.com

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CardinalRedOctober — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 02:03:41 EDT

I watched the Masters today for a few hours, and then tried to play frisbee golf. I couldn't get Nantz's voice out of my head.

CardinalRedOctober

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Scott Walker — Sat, 07 Apr 2007 19:04:38 EDT

One of the 5 best lines of all time uttered on TV was by David Feherty earlier today.

He said playing lovely Augusta was so tough today, "It was like being tortured by a beautiful woman".

Like none of us have ever felt that...

Of course, unsheathing a weapon is in that top 5, as well.

Scott Walker

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The Bigger Unit — Sat, 07 Apr 2007 17:44:32 EDT

With bottles of D.P., Nantz do it real B-I-G.

The Bigger Unit

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Philistine — Sat, 07 Apr 2007 17:43:11 EDT

Greg Oden looked a little winded on Amen Corner.

Philistine

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Disgruntled Goat — Sat, 07 Apr 2007 17:18:55 EDT

@Roy Hobbs: Thanks. Glad to know I'm not crazy.

Disgruntled Goat

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Roy Hobbs — Sat, 07 Apr 2007 17:13:40 EDT

@DisgruntledGoat: You hear it alright...

Roy Hobbs

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Disgruntled Goat — Sat, 07 Apr 2007 17:02:27 EDT

Did anyone else hear that comment about Tiger "unsheathing his weapon," or am I just crazy?

Disgruntled Goat

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preciousroy — Sat, 07 Apr 2007 16:58:08 EDT

I've seen Lefty try to putt a couple of times today.

I think Arsenal is about to sign him.

preciousroy

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Wolf Blitzer — Sat, 07 Apr 2007 16:55:11 EDT

any chance at all that Nantz, after captivating America's hearts and minds these last few weeks with the NCAA tourney and The Masters, slips into his alter-ego NantzNasty, fires up the yacht, and makes it rain like it aint no thang but a chicken wang on a strang?

Wolf Blitzer

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Matt_T — Sat, 07 Apr 2007 16:27:15 EDT

[threadjack] A-rod just hit a game winning GS[/threadjack]

Matt_T

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J.L. White — Sat, 07 Apr 2007 16:26:54 EDT

Jim Nantz is having a great time, because he doesn't beieve in the existance of bogies. That's because all Golfers are perfect beings who are incapable of making any mistakes. I can't wait to read on Monday morning how the Master champion won by shooting 60 under par!!!

J.L. White

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amishshah.com — Sat, 07 Apr 2007 16:25:14 EDT

HAHAHAHAHA

I don't think I will ever get tired of making fun of Joakim Noah.

amishshah.com

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Matt_T — Sat, 07 Apr 2007 16:15:57 EDT

@Roy Hobbs: Its funny watching everyone self destruct though

Matt_T

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Spectacular Sam — Sat, 07 Apr 2007 16:15:50 EDT

Well, count me as one who loves this shit. I hit a tremendous amount of horrible golf shots every year, so I enjoy seeing the pros make double bogey too.

Spectacular Sam

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Analrapist — Sat, 07 Apr 2007 16:11:45 EDT

@Roy Hobbs: Imagine that, a golf tournament being boring.

Analrapist

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Roy Hobbs — Sat, 07 Apr 2007 16:01:59 EDT

I have to agree. With all of the changes they've made to the course, and the weather conditions, this really seems like it is going to be a boring tournament.

Roy Hobbs

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Sat, 07 Apr 2007 15:53:43 EDT

@George of the Jungle: I'm pretty sure that was right after Nantz had licked whipped cream off of Norman's finger.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

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Matt_T — Sat, 07 Apr 2007 15:49:19 EDT

I'm not okay with Nantz calling me his friend. I've never even met him. That's presumptuous.

Matt_T

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George of the Jungle — Sat, 07 Apr 2007 15:38:18 EDT

Hmmmm.... Greg Norman gives a gentle caress to Jim Nantz's chin... that's so ####

George of the Jungle