Phil Mickelson Is Not A Wooden-Shafted Legend - Deadspin Comments

Phil Mickelson Is Not A Wooden-Shafted Legend

Capt.Insano — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 19:01:25 EDT

@ Chilltown; excellent guess, Zach Johnson just won the Masters. He won in spite of slipping on some sputum left over from a certain left hander..

Capt.Insano

Phil Mickelson Is Not A Wooden-Shafted Legend

Abe Froman — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 15:09:28 EDT

even a-rod thinks mickelson is a choker.

Abe Froman

Phil Mickelson Is Not A Wooden-Shafted Legend

Blackguard — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 14:55:52 EDT

So, Phil = Shooter McGavin or is it Phil = David Simms?

Blackguard

Phil Mickelson Is Not A Wooden-Shafted Legend

chilltown — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 14:55:31 EDT

If anyone besides Tiger is going to win today, it will be Zach Johnson or Retief Goosen. But it'll probably be tiger.

chilltown

Phil Mickelson Is Not A Wooden-Shafted Legend

GiselleBeardchen — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 14:46:23 EDT

If AnalRapist has it in good authority--that's good with me

GiselleBeardchen

Phil Mickelson Is Not A Wooden-Shafted Legend

The Crimson King — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 14:41:12 EDT

Who's the golf choking dick that's a money machine to Mrs. Mick?

Phil!

You damn right.

The Crimson King

Phil Mickelson Is Not A Wooden-Shafted Legend

Blackguard — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 14:40:32 EDT

John Daly would like to offer his zero-degree driving iron. Vijay will witness the beating and then deny it ever happened.

Blackguard

Phil Mickelson Is Not A Wooden-Shafted Legend

DennyCrane — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 14:37:44 EDT

I have a wooden-shafted legend ... IN MY PANTS!!

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DennyCrane

Phil Mickelson Is Not A Wooden-Shafted Legend

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 14:31:00 EDT

No, no Suss. You use the 3 iron so even his ancestors can feel it

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

Phil Mickelson Is Not A Wooden-Shafted Legend

Matt Sussman — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 14:28:32 EDT

"I want to beat that guy to death with a 9-iron."

Hmm. That's probably too much loft for blunt force trauma. Try the 6-iron.

Matt Sussman

Phil Mickelson Is Not A Wooden-Shafted Legend

Analrapist — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 14:26:57 EDT

I have it on good authority that Phil Mickelson is Mark Grace like in his off field smoking, drinking, gambling, and womanizing. The difference being when Gracey did it, he didn't hide it, but Phil acts like the perfect gentlemen/lovable loser.

Analrapist

Phil Mickelson Is Not A Wooden-Shafted Legend

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 14:26:55 EDT

Which I'm sure is of great disappointment to Mrs. Mickelson.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

Phil Mickelson Is Not A Wooden-Shafted Legend

Spectacular Sam — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 14:23:50 EDT

You'll still get to see the fake-ass smile when he puts the green jacket on Tiger.

Spectacular Sam