You'd Think He'd Run Inside - Deadspin Comments

You'd Think He'd Run Inside

Capt.Insano — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 19:17:06 EDT

If Tiger would only hit a Titleist driver.....as an added note, Phil is being custom fitted for a mansiere, or a bro, as it it sometimes referred to.

Capt.Insano

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Blackguard — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 18:55:36 EDT

Damn it, he just did it again during the jacket ceremony. This is not going to work for me. We need to get this cat on 'roids/HGH ASAP and get him into the NFL. I can't have the Jesus craze blurring over into other sports.

BTW...Fat Phil with a triple-bogey on the first hole today? He must have really pissed off our lord and savior.

Blackguard

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 18:45:43 EDT

@The Ghost of Luke Ward: Well and I have to admit, I tend to only rock the Nikes.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

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Blackguard — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 18:42:03 EDT

[Vijay] "I'd like to thank the disappearing ink I used on my scorecard...oh, did I just say that out loud?" [/Vijay]

Blackguard

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BabaOje — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 18:40:25 EDT

@The Ghost of Luke Ward: vijay will thank himself - arrogant bastard

BabaOje

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Blackguard — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 18:36:37 EDT

@Hank Scorpio: I think we can all bow down to capitalism.

Actually, I started wondering who Vijay would thank. Ganesh? Shiva? Next year I'll be rooting for him just to find out.

@Baba Oje: Outstanding point. He's a faker.

Blackguard

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algiers4 — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 18:35:02 EDT

i loved tiger on the last hole.. "what the hell just happened?!"

algiers4

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PQ Crash — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 18:31:43 EDT

I was hoping for a 'backyard' wrestling moment after he jumped off the roof. Perhaps someone could have hit him upside his head with a florescent light bulb and the mercury would get in his eyes and he'd be screaming in agony.

On an unrelated note, I went to church for the first time in five years and I didn't get struck by lightning. Obviously, I'm not trying hard enough.

PQ Crash

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BabaOje — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 18:29:08 EDT

@The Ghost of Luke Ward: If he really lvoed jesus, he would be in church

BabaOje

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Disgruntled Goat — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 18:27:49 EDT

@The Ghost of Luke Ward: Jesus hates Cablinasians.

Disgruntled Goat

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 18:25:55 EDT

@The Ghost of Luke Ward: Well if Tiger wins I'm sure he'll thank his personal lord and savior; Phil Knight.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

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Blackguard — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 18:23:16 EDT

Oh shit, the guy leading The Masters just went "I'd like to thank Jesus" on us. I suppose it was only a matter of time, but I was really hoping to never see that. I can barely put up with it during football season.

Blackguard

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Signal to Noise — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 18:20:05 EDT

Degree of difficulty: 3.7

Signal to Noise

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The Big Picture — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 18:14:35 EDT

US - 8.7
China - 8.6
Russia - 9.3
Germany - 4.2
Canada - 10.0

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