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Capt.Insano — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 02:42:23 EDT

This is awful. I'm stuck out of town, on a holiday on business, and I will be up all night. I was so looking forward to DUAN, and here it is, like a kindergarten class with everyone laying on their mats after they have had milk and cookies, jeez. The story of my life I tell ya.

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Signal to Noise — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 02:29:37 EDT

@Magnolia: g'night.

TFA: I figure our crew may have been one of those fakies. It's probably just as well.

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PQ Crash — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 02:25:47 EDT

Alright everyone, I'm going to crash. See you all tomorrow.

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The Fan’s Attic — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 02:24:15 EDT

@PQ Crash: you should watch the Cops NOLA episodes...those are great.

alright, g'night all. gotta be a working stiff in the morning...6 a.m. comes too quickly.

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The Fan’s Attic — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 02:20:40 EDT

@Signal to Noise: we saw some of those "GGW" film crews but we figured out some of them were fake. Just dudes trying to get girls to flash for the camera. They would have GGW gear on and everything.

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 02:19:20 EDT

@PeteJayhawk: Close enough.

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PQ Crash — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 02:16:23 EDT

@ The Fan's Attic:

Yeah, once I saw how the police in N.O. got down during Katrina, I considered myself lucky to get away with a few bruises. Although, the donut joke was worth having a knee pressed into the back of my skull.

I think I'll go down there for the jazz festival in a few years.

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Holly/Magnolia/Stabby — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 02:15:25 EDT

Night, boyos.

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Signal to Noise — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 02:12:09 EDT

@PeteJayhawk: I acknowledge this. The first time I watched football in HD was while I was on vacation at my aunt and uncle's place in NYC -- Bengals-Broncos, and I could see the snowflakes. Night!

Watching Throwdown right now on Food Network, and Bobby Flay is being a PRICK to one of his assistants who says he should measure out ingredients for the batter for fish and chips. "Send your resumes to Throwdown."

Asshole.

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The Fan’s Attic — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 02:10:52 EDT

@PQ Crash: ouch. you seriously don't want to fuck with the NOLA cops. i saw a lot of the christian street preachers down in the french quarter. they were quite humorous especially the sign blaming all the world's ills on the "Demoncrats." next time will be better.

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Signal to Noise — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 02:06:47 EDT

TFA: we actually ran into a Girls Gone Wild crew, and after the trip, one of the women in the group heard she was actually in the video (she didn't remember flashing their cameras, I do, I was much too drunk to stop it), and we bought the video that corresponded -- she wasn't on it or on any ads we saw, safe to say.

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JebusHChrist — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 02:05:44 EDT

@Hank Scorpio: You can gamble with your life all you want man but leave me out of it. Just because LA isn't here doesn't mean she won't read it eventually. She is my 1 true FIG.

Hi Andrea.

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PQ Crash — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 02:04:42 EDT

@ The Fan's Attic: Oh, and then I also got into a fight that my roommate started (guess what? He was drunk as well).

Uhm, I was tackled by two of N.O.'s finest because I tried to cross the street that was blocked off for a parade route.

I broke my ring finger because someone slammed the door of the cab on it.

I got chewed out by a bunch of Christians...

And I still fell in love with the city, when I go back, I'm going by myself.

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The Fan’s Attic — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 02:00:03 EDT

@PQ Crash: yeah, that doesn't sound like much fun.

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JebusHChrist — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:59:29 EDT

@Hank Scorpio: Say what you want Hank but you can't hurt me.

@metschick: I watch part of the series almost every night. It blows me away.

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Holly/Magnolia/Stabby — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:59:00 EDT

@Hank Scorpio: Gots to get up earlier than that to shake me, sugar.

@PeteJayhawk: Night!

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Metschick — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:57:01 EDT

TFA: yup. And I saw plenty of those. I saw one guy at the airport - damn. So hot. I wanted to take his picture, but then I remembered that I'm a not a crazy person. Mostly.

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Pete Gaines — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:56:07 EDT

I'm out too. Selah.

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Holly/Magnolia/Stabby — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:55:18 EDT

@Hank Scorpio: Also, if I ever had to fight G-Bar for your affections, none of us would make it out alive. (None of us = The Human Race) Best to keep things compartmentalized.

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Pete Gaines — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:54:04 EDT

@Signal to Noise: You have no clue, then. Sorry, it's da troof.

The only reason I got an LCD TV and an HD box was because of the fact the Bears were in the Super Bowl. But fuck - you start watching shit in HD and it's incredible....like the difference between black and white and color. Seriously.

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Metschick — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:54:01 EDT

@Signal to Noise: I have a non-HD tv as well, and it looks so fantastic. Can't wait to see the rest of Shallow Seas.

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The Fan’s Attic — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:53:44 EDT

@metschick: not much. except beautiful young women (or men depending on your preference).

@Signal to Noise: i stayed with a Tulane law student who showed us a great time. authentic crawfish boil, ran into the daughter of one of the girls gone wild lawyers, saw a wheelchair bound pimp regulate his hooker...that city was crazy.

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:53:36 EDT

Ok, I'm up way past my bedtime, and have sufficently weirded out stabby maggie for one night. I'll leave it to Jebus to finish off the job.

Night all.

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Metschick — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:50:37 EDT

@PeteJayhawk: no prob. I'm just hoping it was a one-time thing (over our time there), and that we're cool once we hang out here again. He's a great guy, who's been always been there for me, but I just don't that muddying our friendship.

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Peter Cavan — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:50:27 EDT

@PeteJayhawk: I got my "new" entertainment center used from a friend at work. He's mounting his HDTV on a wall, so he doesn't need the EC anymore. My TV wall is brick, so hanging a TV would be a pain in the ass. Besides, I rent, and I don't want to leave that kind of a mess behind.

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: No, it's all perfectly legal. I replaced the monitor with an LCD panel last summer. The old EC won't support a 46-in LCD TV, so it has to go too.

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PQ Crash — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:50:25 EDT

@ The Fan's Attic: I was drunk the first night I was down there...the second night everyone else got tanked, including all four females that I went down there with. They weren't my girlfriends or anything like that so I really didn't care who they flirted with, but I just wanted to stay sober in case some creep tried taking advantage of them.

There was about two dozen times they had me 'save' them from some guy that was trying to stick his hands down their pants or some other inappropriate act.

All of their drunk talk led to my nickname: PQ Crash. 'PQ' is a play on my proper initials and 'Crash' because I had to barge in and 'crash' some guy's game because he was trying to molest my friends.

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Signal to Noise — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:49:12 EDT

@metschick: it looks awesome to me and I have an old-fashioned, non-HD compatible TV.

I salivate at the thought of the TV viewing experience I am missing out on.

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Pete Gaines — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:49:02 EDT

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: You mean me?

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Pete Gaines — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:47:24 EDT

@metschick: [mrs broflovski]Wha Wha Whaaaaaaa?????[/mrs broflovski]

Depends on the context of things, really. I know you didn't ask me but I'm all-too-familiar with this sort of thing.

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JebusHChrist — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:46:43 EDT

@Magnolia: Thank you, but I wouldn't feel right about that.

(wink, wink, nudge, nudge)
(jerks head toward dark corner of DUAN)

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:46:39 EDT

@Peter Cavan: Is all this stuff you selling happen to "fall off the back of a truck"?

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:46:32 EDT

@Hank Scorpio: That and lets face it, I really can't handle two FIGs at once.

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Peter Cavan — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:45:45 EDT

@PeteJayhawk: Really tempting. I'm gonna sleep on it, and check with you here tomorrow.

I've also got an old 19-in CRT monitor that I'd love to place in a happy home rather than donate to the electronics recycler. It's one of those 50-lb behemoths, though, and no one wants them.

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Pete Gaines — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:44:18 EDT

@Peter Cavan: Also if you're looking for a new entertainment center for your new TV I have one of those to sell, as long as you're willing to drive to my mom's house in Rockford, IL and take it out of her garage.

What's that? No?

Well fuck you then.

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:43:40 EDT

@Magnolia: That's what you're FIBs suss and Jebus are for. I'm sure Jebus loves to talk about your feelings, he needs to talk about your feelings.

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Metschick — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:43:03 EDT

@Magnolia: I'm actually a little bit surprised that nothing too far out happened. Well except for hooking up with my best friend. I'm a little worried about how that's going to affect our relationship.

@PQ Crash: I was with a pretty good group in that there was zero babysitting, but one of my friends became the defacto leader, and I just wanted to hang with them. But next time, it's MY itinerary.

@Signal to Noise: I was just watching "Shallow Seas". I'm still amazed by how goood the series looks. You'd think I'd have gotten used to it by now.

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The Fan’s Attic — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:42:35 EDT

@PQ Crash: so a drunk was babysitting the drunkards? because i can't imagine going to mardi gras and not being blasted the whole time. drunk babysitting always leads to some interesting stories.

just curious, but was it the group or mardi gras that made your trip bad? i went with a small group of friends and had a great time at mardi gras.

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Signal to Noise — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:41:34 EDT

@PQ Crash: double that number and you have my trip to NOLA when I was in college. One of our group was a native, so we camped out in his parents' backyard.

I don't remember a hell of a lot of that time without photographic assistance.

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Peter Cavan — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:41:12 EDT

@Hank Scorpio: Death by entertainment center? You could kill someone with it if you dropped it on them. Or broke the glass door, then stabbed them with a shard.

Here's a photo of it (TV and stereo equipment not included in free offer):

http://www.flickr.com/photos/catelinp/451152384/

It's in good shape considering it's 11 years old and has survived two moves.

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:40:43 EDT

@Signal to Noise:Oh yeah, on the internet I'm a playa.

Real life results will vary.

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Holly/Magnolia/Stabby — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:40:43 EDT

@Hank Scorpio: I don't have any feelings. Everyone wins.

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:39:06 EDT

@JebusHChrist: I'm not sure where you could go with the "m" but I'd be interested to see you try.

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Metschick — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:39:04 EDT

The Fan's Attic: definitely! It has its distinctive vibe, and it's an amazing one. The food is phenomenal, the music is great, and the alcohol flows freely. What more can you ask for??

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BabaOje — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:38:10 EDT

@Magnolia: Baba wants them!

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Signal to Noise — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:37:29 EDT

@Fan's Attic: I hear you. I gave up on finding anything remotely useful of the AM blowhards years ago.

@JebusHChrist: agreed.

@metschick: I'm in Planet Earth recovery. I need to go watch the shark again. Good to see the trip went well. I went to NOLA for Mardi Gras in '04, and I've been meaning to go again post-Katrina.

@Hank Scorpio: Fake Internet Mistress and Fake Internet Girlfriend....hmmm, learn something new every day.

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PQ Crash — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:37:28 EDT

@metschick: I made that mistake when I went to New Orleans. First, I went during Mardi Gras...fucking hell. Second, I went with a group of eight...bloody fucking hell.

Needless to say, I had to babysit seven drunkards.

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:36:59 EDT

@Magnolia: You're my dirty girl, its great! We don't talk about feelings, we decide on a safeword.

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Holly/Magnolia/Stabby — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:36:38 EDT

@metschick: You're alive! We missed YOU!

@JebusHChrist: See, but it's Hank Scorpio, so all the m-words I was going for were of the "murder" or "maim" ilk.

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The Fan’s Attic — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:35:23 EDT

@metschick: I was in New Orleans for Mardi Gras in 2004 and thought the city was great. I haven't traveled in the US much but NO has to be one of the best cities in the country. It definitely compares with the better cities in Europe I've been to.

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PQ Crash — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:34:41 EDT

@PeteJayhawk: I completely agree with you. Also, the HD-DVD drive won't ever be used for games, the driver configuration would be too difficult for MS to release and do a clean install...they'll just wait until the next incarnation of the xbox to release an internal HD-DVD drive that will be compatible with their games.

And I'm shutting up now so you can complete your deal.

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Pete Gaines — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:34:15 EDT

@Peter Cavan: Hell, I'm paid up on Xbox Live for 6 months, so I'll even give you my password for that too.

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:33:46 EDT

I just got the 360 Guitar Hero yesterday. The only song I don't have beat on expert is Jordan by Buckethead. That song is insane.

I'm just to play Iron Maiden a few hundred more times now. After I get this XBL Achievement for watching the credits

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JebusHChrist — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:33:38 EDT

@Hank Scorpio: It's about time. I was this close to making it into something really dirty.

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Holly/Magnolia/Stabby — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:33:27 EDT

@Hank Scorpio: Is that good?

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Metschick — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:32:53 EDT

@Magnolia: Holly! I've missed you guys!!

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BabaOje — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:32:52 EDT

@PeteJayhawk: Their goal is to get mentioned on TV

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Holly/Magnolia/Stabby — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:31:33 EDT

@JebusHChrist: I hooked G-Bar up already...you want 'em?

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Peter Cavan — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:31:29 EDT

@PeteJayhawk: Tempting. Give me a day to think about it. I think I know where to find you.

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Metschick — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:30:51 EDT

@PQ Crash: New Orleans was awesome. I definitely want to return. And next time, do my own thing. This time I went with a group of friends, and I just followed them, but next time - it's all me.

@Signal to Noise: what's up?

@JebusHChrist: I can't wait till Planet Earth comes out on DVD. I have become such a nature geek since it came out!

@PeteJayhawk: I'll be waiting.

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:30:51 EDT

@Peter Cavan: Can you kill with that entertainment center? Cause if you can Barstoolio might want it. Of course she'll kill you with it.

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The Fan’s Attic — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:30:19 EDT

@Signal to Noise: I pretty much can't stand any shrill TV/Radio pundits on either side. All they do is take outrageous positions and try to make noise.

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Pete Gaines — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:30:12 EDT

@PQ Crash: HDMI is not that important on the Xbox. Most TVs have 2 HDMI ports max, and wouldn't you rather use them for your cable box and your DVD player? There's nothing wrong with using component cables for the XBox. Unless you buy the external HD-DVD drive (extra $200 and no games currently take advantage of it) there's no difference anyway.

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Holly/Magnolia/Stabby — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:29:11 EDT

Metsy!!

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JebusHChrist — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:28:42 EDT

@The Great Barstoolio: @Magnolia: That's the version I wish I had. You gals have all the luck (ebay magic).

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:28:14 EDT

@Magnolia: Fake internet mistress.

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Pete Gaines — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:27:28 EDT

@metschick: Hello, metschick darling.

I'm sorry I haven't emailed you back. I somehow lost it until today, so expect something back tomorrow.

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JebusHChrist — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:27:09 EDT

Planet Earth is the best surprise TV has given me since Meerkat Manor. Almost makes me forgive it for everything on ABC. Almost.

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Signal to Noise — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:26:33 EDT

@metschick: hi there.

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PQ Crash — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:26:32 EDT

@metschick: Good evening, how was your trip?

@Peter Cavan: If PeteJayhawk cuts you a good deal, go for it. Is HDMI that important to you? Also, if you won't download much stuff of off the XBL marketplace, a 20 gig HDD should be fine.

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Pete Gaines — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:25:27 EDT

@Peter Cavan: Well, I can give you an Xbox 360 core system + memory card + 2 aftermarket controllers + NCAA FB 2007 + 1 of my other games for $250 plus shipping.

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BabaOje — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:24:44 EDT

stupid fox, leave those geese alone

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Metschick — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:23:26 EDT

Good evening, folks.

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Pete Gaines — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:23:03 EDT

@Magnolia: Flattery will get you somewhere, my dear.

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Peter Cavan — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:22:40 EDT

@PeteJayhawk: My wireless router and my TV/entertainment center where the 360 will live are within 3 feet. So I can wire them together.

And the music streaming is actually the primary reason I want the 360. GH II is the impetus to finally invest in a console.

I'm going to read up on the Elite, but I'll think about your proposal. I need to take care of buying the actual new TV first, and the cables, and swapping cable boxes, and so forth. Once I've got that stuff squared away I'll be ready for the next step.

This would be my third DUAN business deal. I'm really tempted to set up a spinoff blog just for this. Anyone in NYC want an old Ikea entertainment center? It's free, all you have to do is pick it up.

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Holly/Magnolia/Stabby — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:20:33 EDT

@PeteJayhawk: Why do you think I'm so mad to be missing it?

@Hank Scorpio: All right, I'll bite*. FIM?

*No, seriously, I'll bite.

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BabaOje — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:20:17 EDT

i wish i had a car so i could go buy blowout sale easter candy tomorrow

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Signal to Noise — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:19:06 EDT

@Magnolia: I understand completely. I may watch the shallow seas episode again to get the rush of the shark gobbling the seal one more time.

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Peter Cavan — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:17:30 EDT

@Baba Oje: I can live with that.

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PQ Crash — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:17:10 EDT

@PeteJayhawk: That's probably the best option.

That's also the configuration I'm running now, except my 360 doesn't play nice with my Macbook.

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:17:09 EDT

@Magnolia: Sure it is Tickle Stab, sure it is.

I've made a decision, I'm moving you from FIG to FIM. It just makes sense.

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Pete Gaines — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:16:09 EDT

@Magnolia: Don't call it sports talk. It's so much more.

Speaking of regulation hotties, I hear that the hottest man in the blogo-commento-sphere will be the first call-in guest on EDSBS Live! next week.

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Holly/Magnolia/Stabby — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:15:27 EDT

@Signal to Noise: It's this fucking show. It's got me all primal and killy.

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Signal to Noise — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:13:59 EDT

@Magnolia: you just keep advising violent behavior, don't you?

@Fan's Attic: yup, and his fellow respected opinion makers Bill O'Reilly, Michael Savage, the list goes on...

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Pete Gaines — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:13:58 EDT

@PQ Crash: What I did is hard-wire my 360 to my wireless router and move the modem/router to a splitter off the TV cable outlet. Works great. It's sad that the thing I'll miss most about my 360 is streaming my computer's media through it.

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BabaOje — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:12:45 EDT

@PeteJayhawk: it doesn't have to be THE lion, just something similar. like a tiger, they live in the cold. or the sabertooth tiger. we should still have those.

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:12:28 EDT

@PeteJayhawk: Oh, don't get me wrong, my job suck my will to live out of me every chance it gets. My day job at least, but I have to keep it until I can change careers. I just have to find other ways to stay sane, lately its DUAN.

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Pete Gaines — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:12:01 EDT

@Peter Cavan: It is. But I never, ever play it (or any games; I don't have a lot of alone time - I'm either working, reading, or being real-life social - but what alone time I have I spend with you folks), so what's the point?

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PQ Crash — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:11:45 EDT

@Peter Cavan: Yes, you can stream your mp3s from your windows PC. You'll need a router to do so or a wireless router and the wifi connector for the 360 (I don't recommend it, it's a hundred bucks).

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BabaOje — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:11:15 EDT

@Peter Cavan: super easy, but kind of a pain to search through all your songs if. its better to put on 1 album or artist and leave it

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The Fan’s Attic — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:10:47 EDT

@Magnolia: well, to be frank, i can't think of anything i respect more than an AM dial talk-radio host. they are bastions of intellectual reason, integrity and levelheadedness. Like that one guy, Rush Limbaugh.

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Holly/Magnolia/Stabby — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:10:44 EDT

@PeteJayhawk: I ought to shank him.

Let's follow this thought, and just see where it leads, shall we?

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Fawn Liebowitz — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:10:30 EDT

@Signal to Noise: In my mind when I read that I heard "narrated" like Attenborough would say it with the accent on the second syllable...

This officially puts me in the commenter graveyard

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PQ Crash — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:10:07 EDT

@PeteJayhawk: What? What did I do?

I didn't mean to kill your salespitch.

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:10:04 EDT

@The Great Barstoolio: Goodnight #1 FIG.

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:08:47 EDT

@The Great Barstoolio: Formula One, imagine the exact opposite of NASCAR, but then a 100 times cooler.

I'm a huge Mercedes McLaren fan, and Ferrari can blow me.

And yes, I know you know this.

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Pete Gaines — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:08:41 EDT

@Baba Oje: Climate.

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Peter Cavan — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:08:27 EDT

@PeteJayhawk: why are you selling it? I thought the 360 was the new hotness.

@PQ Crash: I've heard about the Elite but I'll have to read up on it now.

Geek question: how hard is it for me to stream MP3s from my Windows XP PC to the 360? I don't have any iTunes-purchased songs, just ripped or downloaded MP3s. I'm dying to stream my music to the stereo in the living room.

Peter Cavan

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Holly/Magnolia/Stabby — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:08:13 EDT

@The Great Barstoolio: Sweet dreams, G-Bar...if you can close your eyes without seeing the octopus.

Holly/Magnolia/Stabby

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Pete Gaines — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:07:28 EDT

@PQ Crash: Fuck you.

@Hank Scorpio: Word. Whenever I get a job that doesn't suck my soul on a daily basis, I will be able to survive without alcohol. Until then, however, it's here to dull the pain.

@Baba Oje: My roommate is a moron and is watching my TV. It's my 42-inch LCD, it's my HD box, but yet he's there. I ought to shank him.

@Jacques Bauer: You're missing out. Bittorrent is the best thing evar.

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The Great Barstoolio — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:06:23 EDT

Okay, I'm off to have nightmares of being trapped in a school of 20,000 tiny pulsing squids. 'Night!

The Great Barstoolio

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Signal to Noise — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:06:07 EDT

@Jacques Bauer: there are clips of the Attenborough-narrated version on YouTube, too.

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Holly/Magnolia/Stabby — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:05:32 EDT

@The Fan's Attic: You've got to love the blanket assertions that sports talk radio is on a higher journalistic plane than...well, anything really.

(Except for EDSBS Live. The hosts are intelligent and the guests are regulation hotties.)

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BabaOje — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:04:11 EDT

since the united states has such a huge grassland with buffalo and shit, why don't we have any kick ass predators like lions? not really fair

BabaOje

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Bry — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:04:08 EDT

@Magnolia: "Thats what you get for messing with the BULL!!"

Yeah, if you mess with the BULL, you get the, uh, the Cowherd...?

never mind. off to sleep.

Bry

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PQ Crash — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:03:50 EDT

@Peter Cavan: Not to geek out on everyone, but hold off on buying the 360 until the "elite" version comes out. It'll have an HDMI port and a larger hard drive than the other version has.

PQ Crash

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Pete Gaines — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:03:44 EDT

,,@Peter Cavan: Wanna buy an Xbox 360?

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:03:26 EDT

@PeteJayhawk: Alcohol has a tendency to burn large holes in my stomach. 6 years ago I had an endoscopy and the results weren't good so I quit drinking.

Besides it just means I have more money to spend on cigars.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

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Fawn Liebowitz — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:03:22 EDT

@The Great Barstoolio: Either I'm drunk or retarded--sorry PC peeps--but I dont get Bittorrent--so I will be off to look it up on the Internets

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BabaOje — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:02:12 EDT

@PeteJayhawk: discoervy channel. put it on. not being sober amd/or HD makes the eXperience 100 times better each. The big X is for extreme

BabaOje

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The Fan’s Attic — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:01:33 EDT

@Magnolia: How about this one from Big Straight Al?

colin is your typical espn liberal. and liberals don't like to be criticized. just like cornhole on MNF. he went nuts in his wapo column after being criticized. colin is full of himself and really deserves a nice butt flower from one of the homeboys here in folsom. ESPN is tired, they jumped the shark with john amechi and i avoid the network whenever possible. i really don't care if a dude wants another dude, but when people force it down my throat like i'm john amechi and call me a bigot for having values, well ESPN, you can go f yourslef.

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Peter Cavan — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:01:12 EDT

@Yostal: I came THISCLOSE to dropping $200 on a refurbished PS2 and GH 1 and 2 on Friday night. But I couldn't bring myself to spend money on an game console that's been out for 5 years. I'm going to get an Xbox 360 for my new HDTV (whenever I buy it, hopefully this week) and then get GH II for that.

Peter Cavan

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The Great Barstoolio — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:00:53 EDT

@Magnolia: I knew you'd know the technical term.

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Holly/Magnolia/Stabby — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:00:26 EDT

@PeteJayhawk: That was the first day I had me hook.

(Too sleepy to waste time with setups.)

Holly/Magnolia/Stabby

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Pete Gaines — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 00:59:59 EDT

What with all this "Earth: It's Our Planet!" talk (or whatever that show's called) does anyone else miss the Michael Palin travelogues on Travel Channel?

Pete Gaines

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Holly/Magnolia/Stabby — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 00:58:39 EDT

@The Great Barstoolio: Just say it's Internets Magic.

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Pete Gaines — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 00:58:00 EDT

@Magnolia: pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants bartender says hey buddy you got a steering wheel sticking out of your pants pirate says yarrrrr its driving me nuts

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The Great Barstoolio — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 00:57:47 EDT

@Jacques Bauer: Bittorrent. I say that like I know what it means. I guess his version came out on BBC already and is floating around out there.

The Great Barstoolio

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Signal to Noise — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 00:57:43 EDT

@PeteJayhawk: the 6pm news producer and I switched shifts for the day tomorrow, so I've got to be in by 9:30. The positive is that I'll be home by 7 and actually able to cook a meal at night.

Signal to Noise

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Pete Gaines — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 00:56:03 EDT

@Hank Scorpio: Malaysian Gran Prix I guess I can understand. But....So-ber?

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Holly/Magnolia/Stabby — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 00:55:11 EDT

@PeteJayhawk: Hello, sailor.

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The Great Barstoolio — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 00:54:31 EDT

@Hank Scorpio: Mal-as-ian Grand Prix?

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Fawn Liebowitz — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 00:52:55 EDT

@The Great Barstoolio: How can you do that? What am I missing?

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Pete Gaines — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 00:52:42 EDT

@Signal to Noise: I gotta be to work by 10. But my Monday shift exists only for me to get my required 40 hours and so I can be there for our giant weekly operations meeting at 2pm. The rest of the time I'm out smoking and talking 'round the water cooler with people in other departments.

In other words.....SPRING BREAK WOOOOOO! (Yostal, it's funny you mention the Kitty Sanchez thing, considering we were all just talking about it)

In other news, my roommate's an idiot. This has nothing to do with anything...just a random observation. Arrgh, I'm drunk.

Pete Gaines

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BabaOje — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 00:50:37 EDT

How good is Snapple Peach Ice T

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The Great Barstoolio — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 00:50:02 EDT

@Jacques Bauer: I'm watching his version of PE. The voice is half the fun.

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Yostal — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 00:48:15 EDT

@PeteJayhawk: Dude, I'm on [Kitty Sanchez]
SPRING BREAK! WOOO!
[/Kitty Sanchez]

Nah, I've figured it out. I think I am going to get the PS2, GH2, a couple of games, and maybe a new TV, and I think I'll still come out OK. I really don't play that much console stuff anyway, so this should work well. But thank you.

Yostal

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Signal to Noise — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 00:47:55 EDT

@PeteJayhawk: still up and kicking, despite the fact I actually have to show up for work in the day time tomorrow rather than in the afternoon.

Signal to Noise

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Fawn Liebowitz — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 00:47:41 EDT

@Baba Oje: That man is my god--if you saw The Blue Planet when he was riding in a little motorboat next to a blue whale you would agree...and he was in his 70's at the time

His shows are the gold standard

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Pete Gaines — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 00:46:26 EDT

@Yostal: Or maybe you're not gone. What sort of crapass holiday do you get off for tomorrow>

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Pete Gaines — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 00:45:19 EDT

@Yostal: Yostal, I realize this is from 3 hours ago and you're probably gone, but I'd be more than happy to sell you my Xbox360.

In other news, hi, how y'all are?

Pete Gaines

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Yostal — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 00:45:15 EDT

OK, I'm back...I don't have to work tomorrow, so instead of relaxing, I just spent 175 minutes working on my next Tied to the 90s. How do these things always end up being harder than I anticipate?

Oh, so you were saying...

Yostal

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Holly/Magnolia/Stabby — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 00:44:45 EDT

@ TheFan'sAttic: "Thats what you get for messing with the BULL!!"

That has to be one of us. No one says that seriously. 'Fess up.

Holly/Magnolia/Stabby

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The Great Barstoolio — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 00:43:23 EDT

@Magnolia: I'm scared to take a bath. The SNAKES! Underwater! LOTS OF THEM!

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Signal to Noise — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 00:43:16 EDT

@Jacques Bauer: agreed. That's the only downside to the American version. Give me Attenborough!!!

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BabaOje — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 00:42:27 EDT

@Jacques Bauer: Just me then? Attenborough does the UK version

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Signal to Noise — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 00:40:44 EDT

I saw the Planet Earth episode that's currently on before. Watching the end of Iron Chef.

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Fawn Liebowitz — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 00:40:17 EDT

@Baba Oje: Not everybody--if it was David Attenborough narrating, then it would be

Sigourney Weaver is the verbal equivalent of Valium

Fawn Liebowitz

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The Fan’s Attic — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 00:40:13 EDT

MJD wrote earlier that TheBigLead.com was back up and running. It now looks like the comments are back too. Schrutebag's little stunt brought TBL some more readers but it also brought some of his disciples to the site. Check out some of the crap they have posted.

http://thebiglead.com/?p=2074#comment-24741

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Holly/Magnolia/Stabby — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 00:39:02 EDT

@The Great Barstoolio: Me too. Particularly my desire to sleep with the lights on.

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BabaOje — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 00:37:36 EDT

these starfish are crazy

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 00:37:24 EDT

@The Great Barstoolio: You do know how to bring the funny.

Me I'm sober and watching the Malaysian Grand Prix. But then I'm always sober, which makes my behavior all the more baffling.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

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The Great Barstoolio — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 00:34:58 EDT

@Hank Scorpio: That's why it's funny.

@Baba Oje: I'm settling for drunk and watching Planet Eart. This show is changing my life.

The Great Barstoolio

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 00:33:31 EDT

@The Great Barstoolio: This crowd?

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BabaOje — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 00:33:05 EDT

i think everybody went to get high and watch planet earth

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The Great Barstoolio — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 00:32:25 EDT

the rapture?

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 00:29:17 EDT

@The Great Barstoolio: So I noticed. What's up with that?

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The Great Barstoolio — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 00:27:26 EDT

You killed the thread!

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 00:20:27 EDT

@The Great Barstoolio: I know.

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Fawn Liebowitz — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 00:18:13 EDT

@Signal to Noise: Yeah, they do@The Great Barstoolio: !

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The Great Barstoolio — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 00:17:18 EDT

@Hank Scorpio: I know.

...I know.

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 00:15:54 EDT

@The Great Barstoolio: That wasn't the type of tired I meant. I'll give you a minute to think about that.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

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The Great Barstoolio — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 00:13:31 EDT

@Jacques Bauer: Thanks. I do accept cash donations by mail. FYI.

@Hank Scorpio: You would never get tired of me. NEVER! DO YOU HEAR ME?

The Great Barstoolio

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BabaOje — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 00:10:59 EDT

@Magnolia: ewww, nerd
@Hank Scorpio: MC Hammer now lives in his parachute pants (rimshot....now)

BabaOje

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 00:08:53 EDT

@Baba Oje: Oh my God, that has to be it!

Does that mean my FIG is MC Hammer?

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

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Holly/Magnolia/Stabby — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 00:08:18 EDT

@Chief Wahoo: I actually have one of these. They're quite affectionate.

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Fawn Liebowitz — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 00:08:13 EDT

@The Great Barstoolio: Brilliant. I applaud your sensibility. I am also a girl, and followed the same philosophy in commenting on the site...if you lived in Boston, I would buy you a round

Fawn Liebowitz

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The Great Barstoolio — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 00:08:06 EDT

@Baba Oje: Yeah, you got me! I'm sure it was jeans, actually. I'm not sure why I said pants. And now I will have to endure "slippy pants" comments. Great.

The Great Barstoolio

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Signal to Noise — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 00:07:34 EDT

@The Great Barstoolio: No member of the Vaginarchy tires us with their womanhood.

(That sounds vaguely bad as I type it.)

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 00:06:40 EDT

@The Great Barstoolio: How do you keep slippery pants on, wouldn't they just slide off?

I'm going to leave the joke about you tiring me out alone, its low hanging fruit.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

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Analrapist — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 00:06:39 EDT

@Chief Wahoo: Once I'm rich, I'm paying The Mighty MJD to liveblog my life.

Analrapist

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BabaOje — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 00:05:08 EDT

@The Great Barstoolio: parachute pants?

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Chief Wahoo — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 00:04:51 EDT

@Magnolia: Well that settles it. Once I'm rich I'm not only getting my personal beer vendor to follow me around everywhere, I'm also getting a robot shark. And a wisecracking chimpanzee sidekick.

Chief Wahoo

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Signal to Noise — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 00:03:58 EDT

Battle Sablefish on Iron Chef America. Unremarkable except that it's Morimoto night.

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The Great Barstoolio — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 00:03:50 EDT

@Hank Scorpio: Well, it was either my pants or the stool. I just slid right off. I don't know!

@Jacques Bauer: Yes, I'm saying I am not a man. I'll try to not to tire you with my womanhood. If I wasn't tiresome before I don't see how it'd make a difference.

The Great Barstoolio

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Signal to Noise — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 00:02:30 EDT

@The Great Barstoolio: mmm...slippery pants.

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 00:01:26 EDT

@KWehme09: Where the cats from Detroit? I hear that's where Bettis is from.

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Holly/Magnolia/Stabby — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 00:01:20 EDT

@Chief Wahoo: Would these lips lie?

They would. But not about robotic sharks.

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Bry — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 00:01:17 EDT

@KWehme09: Picture a crazed pack of 30-or-so house cats running after, tacking, and eating Jerome Bettis in High Definition.

Forget Planet Earth, this is the kind of programming I want to see.

Bry

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Analrapist — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 00:00:19 EDT

@KWehme09: That should be included in the description of the show. Good Work. The mental image of that is cracking me up.

Analrapist

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Pam Ward needs no strap-on — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 23:59:58 EDT

@KWehme09:

It's not worth watching in standard-def, especially the ocean/sea episodes.

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Fawn Liebowitz — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 23:59:30 EDT

@The Great Barstoolio: Are you saying you arent a man? Tell, please...unless you wish to remain sexually ambiguious, which here is a good thing--the femmes that make a big deal of being such can get tiresome@AnalRapist:

Youre right--and its always amazed me!

Fawn Liebowitz

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 23:59:11 EDT

@The Great Barstoolio: And it really is just that simple.

Pants were slippy? WTF?

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BabaOje — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 23:58:28 EDT

@The Great Barstoolio: slippery pants, huh?

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The Great Barstoolio — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 23:58:21 EDT

@Chief Wahoo: At first I thought we were talking about that striped curvy-legged octopus in Shallow Seas. That thing stopped my heart.

The Great Barstoolio

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Chief Wahoo — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 23:57:22 EDT

@Magnolia: You're making that up, right? Fighting animal robots?

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KWehme09 — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 23:56:34 EDT

@AnalRapist: The Elephant-Lion scene was the best part yet. Amazing.

Picture a crazed pack of 30-or-so house cats running after, tacking, and eating Jerome Bettis in High Definition. That's about what it was like.

Anyone try switching between HD and non-HD discovery? It's like a whole different show in HD.

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Analrapist — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 23:55:59 EDT

@Jacques Bauer: I don't think mine needs any explanation.

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The Great Barstoolio — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 23:55:41 EDT

Someone mentions Ikea on my myspace and suddenly I'm an assassin armed with Swedish meatballs.

@Jacques Bauer: It's not really worth telling. Just out at a bar (mildy drunk) and I started to fall slowly off the barstool because my pants were slippy. I took about two minutes for me to slowly fall into some guy's lap, which was funny to everyone who saw it, so my friends came up with the name. When I became a commenter, I just used it instead of my real name, but I didn't foresee getting stuck with it FOREVER. And apparently everyone thought I was a man.

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 23:55:01 EDT

@Magnolia: I had a friend we nicknamed GhostFace Killah, because she was just that damn pale.

Which was stupid because she was also mind numbingly hot.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

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Fawn Liebowitz — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 23:54:14 EDT

Speaking of commenter names, some nite when its slow lets all discuss how we came up with ours--

potential pure gold, if you ask me

Fawn Liebowitz

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Signal to Noise — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 23:53:35 EDT

@Magnolia: I did not expect elephant seals to be that vicious. Nice comeback after getting eaten by the shark, seal-kind.

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Holly/Magnolia/Stabby — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 23:53:28 EDT

@Chief Wahoo: Have you ever watched that show on Discovery where they build animal robots and make them fight? Check out the Shark vs. Hippo episode--not only does [spoiler!] the hippo win, but the scientists controlling them are mic'd and you can totally tell they're doing it.

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Pam Ward needs no strap-on — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 23:53:26 EDT

Elephant seals and octopi have nothing on the vampire squid. Just thinking about it gives me a bad feeling.

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BabaOje — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 23:53:04 EDT

Has anybody seen the discovery channel special "Deep Ocean" which went told the story from 1950-2050 through the eyes of a sperm* whale? fucking badass

*haha sperm

BabaOje

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 23:52:44 EDT

@The Great Barstoolio: Wow it really is fake internet true love.

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Analrapist — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 23:51:51 EDT

@Pam Ward needs no strap-on: No. It's just that good. They need to use these cameras in Porn. Then again, maybe not. (Stubbly ball sack)

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 23:51:14 EDT

@Baba Oje: Yeah I imagine Phil leaves industrial strength pit stains. I think that guy sweats gravy.

But I didn't realize they got a year with it.

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Fawn Liebowitz — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 23:50:41 EDT

@The Great Barstoolio: Please keep the name--pure genius, as far as I'm concerned--and detail us on the slow fall and how you got the name some time--sounds dicey

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Holly/Magnolia/Stabby — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 23:50:37 EDT

@Chief Wahoo: I actually saw that thing at the Seattle Aquarium. It's biding its time, mark my words.

@The Great Barstoolio: Hmmmm....new name. GhostFaceIkea?

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