<![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> WHO is supermike2? it's supermike3 goddammmmit!!

supermike3

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> now THIS is a movie review!

May I offer you a suggestion? Instead of going to see this movie (Are We Done Yet?) go into your kitchen cabinet and get a medium-sized glass. Break the glass into several small pieces. Take a few of the tiny shards and stick them underneath your eyelids. If you have any left over shove them under your fingernails. This activity will not only be cheaper but infinitely more enjoyable than watching Are We Done Yet. I wish I had done it.

supermike3

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> again... this is the star of Sony's family-friendly comedy "Are We Done Yet?"

Ice Cube knows who he hates, and his raps bluntly insult and threaten violence against homosexuals, women, whites who exploit blacks, whites who covet black women, blacks who date white women, Korean shopkeepers, rappers who cross over to pop, the Los Angeles chief of police, self-destructive ghetto blacks and more.

Clearly influenced by the Rev. Louis Farrakhan's Nation of Islam, which he endorses in liner notes, Ice Cube favors black separatism, although he doesn't want his black nation to include homosexuals ("true niggers ain't gay") or yuppies.

In a rare editorial about an album's contents, Billboard magazine described "Death Certificate" as "the rankest sort of racism and hatemongering." The editorial specifically rejected the Wiesenthal Center's request for removal of the album, but concluded, "Each of us must decide whether or not Ice Cube's record is fit to sell or purchase."

supermike3

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> You can't get mine ho
I'd rather phuck an albino
Atleast I know, she's comin' from the Nubian
And not the Ku Klux Klan that you be in
And I don't give a fuck if your family is rich
You're still a little cave bitch

hey, sounds like Ice Cube - the star of Sony's just-released PG-rated family-friendly movie Are We Done Yet? - called all white women hos and said they were all in the KKK!!!

what should we do about it? i say - CANCEL THAT FUCKING RETARDED MOVIE!!!!! HOLY SHIT COULD IT LOOK ANY WORSE?!?!?!?

supermike3

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> @drewheyman: Sign the check and I'm there.

BrownSugarTits

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> Whoa whoa whoa. It's getting a little too serious in here. If there's anything we can do to lighten the mood, lemme know.

DAGOTRON

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> or else:
or else we'll handcuff you two together and make you star in a hackneyed buddy flick remake of "Nothing to Lose" with martin lawrence and tim robbins.

Get ready to dance to "scatman" while chained to 3 other people, pals.

drewheyman

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> @The Ghost of Luke Ward: 1. You don't know 99% of all black people. I'd wager it's less than 1%.

2. My parents were very specific with their threats. And they usually followed through.

3. WTF are you talking about? I didn't mention - or even imply - anything about lynching. I was asking you what you meant - which you still haven't really explained. And BTW, I don't think "every white guy" means the same thing with any turn of phrase. At least, none of my white exes did. Believe me, however, I didn't feel threatened by you in the least.

4. I don't think I'm the paranoid one here. And meth is the redneck drug... we Negroes prefer crack, I'm told.

BrownSugarTits

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> @OchentaYcinco: But does that mean Deadspin Up! All! Night! has to change its name to the Jack-Off Hour?

drjayphd

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> So, how many people are going to be in Stu's chat at 5:30 PM EST?

http://proxy.espn.go.com/chat/chatESPN?event_id=9484

The man will argue with you in his chats. He will also tell you to drug your children. True story.

Shop Smart, Shop S-Mart

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> BST...you are way too paranoid. "Or else". As in the kind of "or else" your parents give you when they say something along the lines of "sit down and shut up or else". As in the "or else" that a mythical black contingent would issue to Jesse and Al if they didn't shut up and stop acting like the spokesman that 99% of black people I know swear they're not (yet keep acting like they are).

God. Try some decaf, get off the Meth, whatever it takes...but lose the paranoia. Not every white guy uses the term "or else" to mean he's going to drag you out to the nearest tree and lynch you.

Blackguard

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> I likes My hos carefully coiffed...

Satyr Icon

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> There's about 50% of white america that's trying to do just that. Actually, probably more than 50%, but there's not much to be done about it until election day '08.

Perhaps "spokesman" is the wrong word. But there is such a thing as "leadership". And every segment of society...black, white, women, men, etc. has one or two individuals that are recognized (at least in an informal manner) as leaders of their segment to some degree. Like it or not, Al and Jesse are perceived to part of the "black leadership" by white america. You can either accept that reality or keep pretending that it isn't true.

Blackguard

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> @The Ghost of Luke Ward: Oh, and... "or else" what?

BrownSugarTits

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> @The Ghost of Luke Ward: Um, why do you think black people need a spokesman? Just because these two volunteer, doesn't mean people have to take them seriously. The guy preaching in the quad at my alma mater isn't a spokesman for all religious people.

And by the way, when is "white america" gonna slap down Dick Cheney? He's makin' y'all look bad...

BrownSugarTits

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> @BrownSugarTits: Re: Al and Jesse. Yes...as soon as black america slaps those two clowns down and tells them to shut the fuck up or else.

Didn't "elect" them as your spokesmen? That's cool. Please find someone to fill the job then, because until that's done apparently they're going to keep volunteering.

Blackguard

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> [Eddie Griffin] What the fuck is up wit' yo eye G? Oh wait, I get it...that way you can scope on her witout pissin' her off. What you need is some Visine and some Windex..." [/Eddie Griffin]

Blackguard

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> Yikes! Thanks Stuart...thanks a lot.

SmedIndy

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> From the weave to the fake eyes
To the fake nails, down to the toes
Ha ha ha ha! we luv deez hoez
Ha ha ha ha! we luv deez hoez

See? Stu was right. They "luv" them "hoez." It's kind of affectionate.

OchentaYcinco

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> one degree too far for the jokes

Gaah...

BrownSugarTits

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> God, it took me forever to read through these comments (who knew so many of you were so well versed in rap?). Interestingly enough, although many people mentioned that Stu Scott is an idiot, no one brought up that not all rappers are black. Of course, that probably would have been one degree to far for the jokes.

PS - will there ever be a post about racism on this board without someone bringing up Jesse Jackson/Al Sharpton? (Yeah, okay, it's a dare.)

BrownSugarTits

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> Yo bitch I fucked your friend, yeah you stank hoe
I seen her on the elevator, honey grabbed my Kangol
She put me on to mega-shit, bout to slap the bitch
She shot crazy verbal, I leaned back like I'm rich
It took place late night on February 17th
Hands flooded like ink, my face on her magazine
Just got back from Honolulu, pockets stackin boucoup cash
Girlfriend sipped the Yoo-hoo and laughed, yo
While I was on tour, whore, you went to work
Quick fast, had a nigga dick in the dirt
You couldn't wait just to kidnap the bait of my sperm
Where's you at, hoe? 'Pinky house, she put in my perm'
That's all you ever said to me, thought that could hold me
Remember when I long-dicked you and broke your ovary?
You crab bitch, chickenhead hoe, eatin' heros
I'm the first nigga that had you watchin flicks by DeNiro
You gained crazy points, baby, just bein with God
Taught you how to eat the right foods, fast, and don't eat lard
I gave you earth lessons, I came to you as a blessin
You didn't do the knowledge what the God was manifestin
You sneaky fuck bitch, your ways and actions told it all
I fucked you while you was bleedin, held you down in malls
Sexually you worshipped my di-dick like a cross
I had you fiend out, broke out, for a month you fell off
You was my main shit, my peeps showed you love on the strength
You saw how I got down, the way I thought had you tranked
But you had to fuck this rasta-head ass nigga
I shoulda slapped ya but the Gods said chilllllllll
That's your wiz fault, god, handle that in the lab"
I'm wonderin how many times your hot ass got stabbed
You dumb bitch, horny hot fuck from out the mountains
Your clientele is low hoe, catch you next show, bro
I got jerked, gave away my pussy, that shit hurt
It feel like somebody died or shot your old Earth
But fuck it, I fucked you on a chair with three legs
Broken tables, had you screamin while you was bitin on my cables
Whistlin to the washing machine, I threw it on spin
If your pussy dry, spit on my dick and put it in
My dick's the bomb baby, marvelous hot steak
Plus I'm conceited Starks make the biggest so-called rape
I'm God, cipher divine love my pussy real fine
That means clean the FDS smell with a shine
Word up, respect that hoe

SonnyHooper

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> You doin ho activities
With ho tendencies
Hos are your friends, hoes are your enemies
With ho energy to do whacha do
Blew whacha blew
Screw whacha screw
Y'all professional like DJ Clue, pullin on my coat tail
an why you think you take a ho to a hotel?
Ho tell everybody, even the mayor
Reach up in tha sky for tha hozone laya
Come on playa once a ho always
And hos never close they open like hallways
An heres a ho cake for you whole ho crew
an everybody wants some cuz hoes gotta eat too

Cant turn a ho into a housewife
Hos dont act right
There's hos on a mission, an hos on a crackpipe
Hey ho how ya doin, where ya been?
Prolly doin ho stuff cuz there you ho again
Its a ho wide world, that we livin in
feline, feminine, fantastical women
Not all, just some
You ho who you are
Theres hoes in tha room, theres hoes in tha car
theres hoes on stage, theres hoes by tha bar
hos by near, an hos by far

You gotta run in your pantyhos
Even your daddy knows
that you suckin down chocolate like daddy-o's
You hos are horrible, horrendous
On taxes ya'll writin off hos as dependents
I see tha ho risin
it aint surprisin
its just a hoasis
with ugly chicks faces
but hos dont feel so sad and blue
cuz most of us niggaz is hos too

Metschick

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> @MDT: Thank you for finding that. You are truly a WWE Champion among mere jobbers. Except me ... I get to be EuroContinental Champion. And we'll let Sir Hotbod be Hardcore Champion. Agreed?

DAGOTRON

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> Gob: Franklin said some things Whitey wasn't ready to hear.
Michael: Gob, weren't you also mercilessly beaten outside of a club in Torrance for that act?
Gob: He also said some things that African-American-y wasn't ready to hear either.

SonnyHooper

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> everything wrong with america has now officially been summarized via 6-degrees of political correctness featuring Don Imus and Stuart Scott. God help us.

BillyMumphry

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> @MDT:

Affirmed to the nth power.

Encouraging Referee Pitman

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> @BigJ: Is there something about those two that we don't know about?

DAGOTRON

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> @MDT: I was out of town that weekend, and I never knew that thread even existed. I'm so pissed I missed that.

OchentaYcinco

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> Pacman and Lil' Weezy had love when they made it rain on dem hoes.

BigJ

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> Scary, Stuart Scott's making eye contact with leopard print, yet they're both looking forward. F'ing freaky that dude is.

Pam Ward needs no strap-on

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> Santa Claus better shut the fuck up or he'll get Imussed.

Lt. Exley

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> @Big Daddy Drew: It ain't no fun if the homies can't get a taste of it 'cuz you know I don't love it.

That song makes me want to change my commenter name to DJ E-Z Dick.

OchentaYcinco

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> @Stupid Wop Jarnold: Probably my favorite thread of the year so far, just for reveling in sheer wrestling geekdom.

MDT

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> Anyone else think Stuart Scott's thumbing those chicks?

DAGOTRON

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> @drjayphd: Nope, not true. There was a thread a while back that turned into the who's who of wrestling references ... I just can't name the topic at this time.

Anyways, +1 for sure. I'd take a 3-way between Beulah and Kimona any day.

DAGOTRON

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> @PeteJayhawk:

Thank you for the help. I'm starting to wonder if I've got some empty parking spaces in between my ears. First I missed the whole Pontiac convertible thing, and now this. An abstract reasoner, I'm not.

Scott

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> She was hurtin for a squirtin

And I remember that one, she was a ho
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fo sho

Ehloismint

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> @PeteJayhawk: Actually, the uptight, intellectual, and metrosexual things are hyperbole too I guess. He is Jewish though.

PeteJayhawk

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> She was a ho. FOR SHO.

LouVuittonDon

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> @Scott: It's their shtick: One guy is Jewish, uptight, "intellectual", and metrosexual (the gay thing would be an example of hyperbole) and the other is a big fat slob.

PeteJayhawk

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> @Scott: he's not really gay (as a matter of fact, i think he's married w/ kids), but the show is marketed as an "Odd Couple" kind of arrangement that amplifies the differences b/w Mike & Mike (even though the share the same name!)

my guess is it's just another creative way for Will to rip the in your face/repetitive/stupid marketing tactics of the WWL.

Upshaws Leash

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> @UkraineNotWeak: Killing myself isn't an option?

J-No

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> Thanks for the insight (hey a pun) you one eyed step-and-fetch-it.

Grapefruit Juice

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> I hope the Revs. Sharpton and Jackson heard this. Problem solved!

Civil Negligence

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> @Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: POTVIN SUCKS!

I hate to rely on a Rangers chant, but "Potvin" is easier to spell than "Dubielewicz".

Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> I have no love for hoes
That's somethin I learned in the pound
so how the fuck am I supposed
to pay this hoe, just to lay this hoe
I know the pussy's mines, I'ma fuck a couple more times
And then I'm through with it, there's nothing else to do with it
Pass it to the homie, now you hit it
Cause she ain't nuthin but a bitch to me
And y'all know, that bitches ain't shit to me
i gives a fuck, why don't y'all pay attention
Approach it with a different proposition, I'm Kurupt
Hoe you'll never be my only one, trick ass beeeitch!

Can you feel the romance and shit?

Drew Magary

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> Dear Stu-

We are only ripping your wonky eye and desperate grabs for street cred because we're really hate your catchphrases. Please don't sic ESPN Radio on us.

Love,
Sager

Fixed

PurduePaul

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> Bros before hoes. Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They got your back after your ho rips your heart out for no good reason. And you were nothing but great to your ho, and you told her that she was the only ho for you. And that she was better than all the other hoes in the world. And then suddenly...she's not yo' ho no mo'.

cowbell204

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> so, you're saying people hold double standards when it comes to race and sex? NOOOO WAYYYY

gmschmidty

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> But what is his stance on winky dinky ho cakes?

Drew Magary

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> A ho is a ho is a ho.

The Fan’s Attic

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> Where my hoes at?

http://olympia.fortunecity.com/gunnell/281/godfather/godfa...

cowbell204

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> Dear Stu-

We are only ripping your wonky eye and desperate grabs for street cred out of affection. Please don't sic ESPN Radio on us.

Love,
Sager

SagerBombs

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> I saw the post last week on Mike & Mike, but I'm totally lost on him being gay. Can someone fill in the blanks on this joke and/or truth? I feel left out.

Scott

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> This is just another story you won't see reported on Sportscenter.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> Honestly, Stu's comment just set back the whole "ho" issue about 10 years. Good work there, Cyclops.

HeavyPettingZoo

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> @Encouraging Referee Pittman: That entire movie is like a whiter, sanitized version of Kentucky Fried Movie.

Juancho

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> No "Where Da White Women At?" tag?

Disgruntled Goat

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> @UkraineNotWeak:

Marry - Golic
Boff - Scott
Kill - Greenburg

Saldawg

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> @Sasser:+ as many as I have to give. Let's just go ahead and move onto the next thread.

Analrapist

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> @Weed Against Speed:

Well played in remembering anything from that movie besides the woman at the end's boobs.

Encouraging Referee Pitman

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> @Phil Mickelson's Man Tits: that's a little scary.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> @PeteJayhawk: Ergo, Boston.

Michael Bertin

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> You can't use that word! That's our word!!

I'm sorry, I...I...I thought it was your name...

Can you pass me the oar, N-word Jim?

The Gentleman Masher

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> Looks like Stu wants to pull himself a Fredo in that photo.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> @PeteJayhawk: you would have thought that whole Boston bomb scare mess would have brought the rest of America into the fold

Upshaws Leash

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> This may have already been mentioned, but after reading through the morning's comments, I'm surprised how many people don't seem to know what ATHF is.

We do have a lot of Boston-area commenters.

MDT

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> When a JUGGS machine hits you in the eye with a football, it's a sign of affection

Off The Baggie

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> Yo, Stu -- do the Heisman on them hos!

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> @PeteJayhawk: Yeah, and I went as MC Pee Pants to a Halloween party two years ago. That was a lot of explaining to do...

Sandy Magic Jackson

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> He totally reminds me of Don "No Soul" Simmons from Amazon Women on the Moon.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> This may have already been mentioned, but after reading through the morning's comments, I'm surprised how many people don't seem to know what ATHF is.

PeteJayhawk

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> @xhack: Ah ha ha, it's true, it's true! We're so lame!

Analrapist

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> Sung to the Tune of Bryan Adams' "Everything I Do, I Do It For You"

Look into my eye
Do you see
Something damn cree-py?

Clamp your mouth
Supress a gag
And when you start to heave
Please grab a bag

Don't tell me
That you just lost your meal

I'm Boo-Ya-ti-ful
Did you know that I'm a Heel?

You it's true
My right eye is brown
The other one's blue

Phil Mickelsons Man Tits

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> @drjayphd: +1 from me too. Tommy Dreamer in early-late 90's ECW was the absolute shit, and screw anyone who thinks differently.

SlickBomb

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> @Sir Hotbod Handsomeface:I noticed.

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> @AnalRapist: looks like he's got Jugs to his left

Matt_T

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> See black guys, we drive a car like this:

(leaned back, looking cool) Doo dooo. A Doobie doobie doo doo.

But white guys, they drive a car like this:

(leaned forward, making a funny face): Deepa Dee. A deepa deepa deepa dee.

xhack

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> We're getting a double dose of the Snorg ho right now.

Analrapist

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> @TheStarterWife: and holding the Cup

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> @TheStarterWife: Snoop's also gone on record as saying he, and I quote, "don't love them hoes." Which one is it, Calvin? Hmm? Hmmmmmmm?

drjayphd

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> @The Great Barstoolio: Say wha?

Although, I think EB in Any Given Sunday>EB in Showgirls any day.

If you'll excuse me, I'm having flashbacks of Joe Eszterhas's book and his trip to the set of the latter film.

Juancho

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> "Making it rain" is also a sign of affection.

Sid Bream Was Out

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> When did Stu Scott turn into Ike Turner?

JimmyChitwood

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> @drjayphd: +1, Dreamer is not an easy guy to reference

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> Apparently, it's all about the tone of voice...

being_sven

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> Santa?

Sid Bream Was Out

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> MDT, Sasser's Arm are tied for first.

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> R. Kelley says he truly loves you if he gives you a golden shower.

MitchKayak

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> Sir Hotbod Handsomeface is sporting an Islanders Jersey? WTF?

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> Stuart Scott is just gonna blame it on the lazy eye.

Will, you have succeeded... anything I see/hear anything remotely related to Mike & Mike I think of your "one's gay! one's fat!" line. pure brilliance.

Upshaws Leash

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> @TheStarterWife: FO SHO

Shakεy

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> Stu Scott is the Carlton Banks of ESPN. Him saying anything even remotely ghetto makes me laugh like I'm watching a Dave Chappelle skit.

Is Booyah actually defending Imus?

SlickBomb

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> Yes... All rappers in the word use the word "affectionately".

So when Snoop talks about, "beating the 'ho with a shoe", it's nothing but love.

(And I like Snoop, but I'm not going to kid myself about what some of his words mean.)

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> Judging from the clothes, bright whites, hair, and boob job on the right, I'm guessing this is as close as the two of them will ever allow a black man to get.

Robert Barone’s Dog

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> So it's just possible that Pokey Chatman wanted a 9-way with the Scarlet Knights???

Fixed.

TastesLikeBurning

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> @Flametown: Why is everyone making such a big deal out of garden utensils? I wouldn't care if someone called me a ho. That would mean I was very tall and skinny!

[Ducks]

Fixed

Analrapist

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> @Juancho: The one on the left is wearing Elizabeth Berkeley's meth face.

The Great Barstoolio

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> I'm hardcore. I'll take 'em both.

(Editor's note: This will probably mark the only Tommy Dreamer reference on Deadspin.)

drjayphd

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> Stu Scott to speak about African American issues? Really?

Dude makes me look O.G.

Michael Bertin

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> So it's just possible that Don Imus wanted a 9-way with the Scarlet Knights???

Off The Baggie

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> @biggie smalls: I have to agree. I think the one on the left is slightly better.

Juancho

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> G's up Ho's down. Bitch

Denis Lemieux

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> @The Gentleman Masher: For the last time, it's come, c-o-m-e. There is no differentiation between the traditional come, as in to arrive, & the colloquial come, as in to arrive sexually. It's all the same.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> "hey, your anal beads are showing"

MattMillenFanClub

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> Why is everyone making such a big deal out of garden utensils? I wouldn't care if someone called me a ho. That would mean I was very tall and skinny!

Shakεy

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> is it cuz they like my gangsta walk (gangsta walk)/
is it cuz they like my gangsta talk (gangsta talk)/
is it cuz they like my handsomeface (handsomeface)/
is it cuz they like my gangsta ways (gangsta ways)...

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> "They called him Icy Stu cuz he was cold on dem hoes..."

Juancho

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> You have to respect Stu Scott for maintaining his street cred. He's keepin' it real, dawg!

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> Damn it!!! I knew was going to be late on that joke...

Off The Baggie

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> @12-inch Idongivafuck Sandwich: I'm the inverse.

Yes (drunk, or sober), dude, no (not even with The Balls's dick).

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> scylla, cyclops, charybdis

MDT

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> @Lady Andrea: Ho...

Off The Baggie

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> Stu must have gone to the Elizabeth Hoffman School of Endearment.

Robert Barone’s Dog

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> I think most women would prefer the term "cum dumpster"...

The Gentleman Masher

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> Happy Mother's Day, you ho!

throwbot

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> @Lady Andrea:

Ho!

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> Marry, boff or kill:

Mike Golic, Stuart Scott, Mike Greenberg


Ladies...

UkraineNotWeak

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> Furthermore, I imagine it's even hotter when the guy can look you in the eye and do it.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> "Thick in the britches" is endearing.

MattMillenFanClub

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> @SuperFrankieLampard: beat me to it!

Bill S. Preston, Esq.

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> And when Schrutebag says to blow up a website, its affectionate.

Matt_T

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> Nothing gets me hotter than when I cuddle up with a guy, he nuzzles my neck and then he whispers, "You're such a ho."

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> when i slap you around, bitch, i'm doing it out of love.

SuperFrankieLampard

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> i use the term "coke whore" in an affectionate way

ltwinslow

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> Is that a pre-JUGS era Stu? I wonder if Stu calls his mother a ho? Maybe his daughter?

Analrapist

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> Cougar in leopard's clothing?

ArkansasFred

]]> <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Truly Loves His Hos]]> Gross, dude, if I was drunk

12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich

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