<![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> Bogues is back.

muggsybogues

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> Who wants to sex Mutumbo?

BoeheimIsMySavior

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> Night e'erbody. The whiskey has decided I am done talking to no one in particular.

businessorleisure

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> Bed sounds like a good idea. Night, y'all.

Signal to Noise

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> I dunno, I kinda dig on Vanessa. I likes 'em a little, you know, on MY level. Hate the damn bubblegum though.

businessorleisure

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> Yeah, I'm gonna turn in, too. My eyes are starting to glaze over.

g'night, all.

Metschick

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> I think this thread may be dying off and it's sleepy time. All you cuddlers get away and somebody turn on the A/C. Night, DS.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @businessorleisure: @johnny five: Not criticizin, just sayin.
I have some experience with crazy eyes. You haven't lived until you've seen a pair hovering at the foot of your bed in the middle of the night. Nothing but Manson lamps and uneven breathing.

JebusHChrist

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @PQ Crash: later.

@Lady Andrea: that definitely counts for something, and the knee high socks weren't bad.

Signal to Noise

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Lady Andrea: you must not have finished veronica's layout. check out the black thing they put her in. caitlin looks like the annoying girls in porn who are so bad you forget you're witnessing people having sex.

johnny five

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @PQ Crash: good night.

Metschick

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Lady Andrea: ay

DougOLis

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @JebusHChrist: to be honest, i didn't even notice the eyes until everybody pointed them out. guess i'm just a sucker for ass.

johnny five

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @PQ Crash: Amen brutha man

DougOLis

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @johnny five: Did you see how flexible Caitlin is? Also, prettier face.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> G'night everyone. I've got to be to work in seven hours...I suppose it's time to get some rest.

PQ Crash

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @businessorleisure: WILL kill you and everybody you love. Man, I should quit after this boilermaker.

businessorleisure

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @DougOLis: the same thing happened to me. I ended up throwing out 1/2 the cake.

Metschick

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @JebusHChrist: You are a wise man. If given half the chance, that Starbucks chick kill you and everybody you love.

businessorleisure

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Lady Andrea: What did you think of Mirna's crazy eyes tonight on TAR at that ticket counter with the BQs? Holy shit I was terrified.

DougOLis

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @johnny five: That ass better be worth your life. For me, no ass is worth a chick with crazy eyes. I won't get a coffee from the crazy eyed chick at Starbucks. I'll get in the longer line to avoid her.

JebusHChrist

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @metschick: I don't think I've ever gone into Costco and bought just what I've wanted. I remember one time I was only going to get like 3 things and wound up spending over $300. Costco is deadly. Once I bought a whole cake just because it sounded like a good idea.

DougOLis

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Lady Andrea: You say crazy eyes like it's a bad thing. Those scream, "I will fuck you hard enough to leave you for dead" to me. Caitlin's cute, though.

@PQ Crash: I buy a chicken most times I go -- it's usually that day's dinner and gets saved for sandwiches and salads, too. Like I said, I stay away from the baked goods now.

Signal to Noise

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Lady Andrea: i have to respectfully disagree. i'll take the crazy eyes if they come with an ass like that. caitlin's only upshot is that she has a beer. while that's a huge upshot, the ass still trumps.

johnny five

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Signal to Noise: I go right to the pies. I've limited myself to buying one if there's a special occasion.

@PQ Crash: the croissants - mmmmm.

Metschick

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> Don Ho died...how sad.

PQ Crash

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @DougOLis: It's what mommy put in Jebus' bottle to make him get sleepy.

JebusHChrist

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @DougOLis: I change my vote to Caitlin. Veronica's got the crazy eyes upon closer inspection. Caitlin's hot.


Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Signal to Noise: Their croissants are awesome and their rotisserie chicken for $4.99 is a huge bargain.

PQ Crash

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @DougOLis: Indeed. I am a fan of her work. I celebrate her entire catalog.

@Lady Andrea: I dunno, something about combining beer WITH whiskey makes me smile with reckless abandon.

businessorleisure

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Baba Oje: it's awesome. He got smoke started in the area to distract bees and get the honeycomb.

Signal to Noise

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Signal to Noise: Bear fucking rules.

PQ Crash

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Lady Andrea: what's a boilermaker? anybody ever had a teenage pussy?

DougOLis

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
DaDoing, doing, doing

johnny five

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Magnolia: g'night!

@metschick: I stopped buying muffins and cookies there because I ate them too quickly. The oatmeal raisin ones are DEADLY.

@PQ Crash: my mom and I share a membership. She recently upgraded it to the Exec membership, so I get to pick up a new card that lets me get in even earlier if I want.

Signal to Noise

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Signal to Noise: i just saw bear throw a big stick at a bunny to kill it

BabaOje

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @JebusHChrist: *blushes*

Metschick

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Lady Andrea: Thanks. My runner-up: Erica. That halter bodysuit is fugly; Erica is most definitely not.

Bear is trying to get honey from angry bees. Uh oh.

Signal to Noise

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Signal to Noise: It's the best $50 I spend all year.

@businessorleisure: Yeah, I kept returning all my iPods for the new models.

PQ Crash

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @businessorleisure: oh gross. I did one boilermaker, once, when I met some Boilers on spring break. Never again.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @businessorleisure: I like Caitlon too, mainly because she's Canadian.

DougOLis

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Signal to Noise: She's good, for a model, but she's no Metschick.

JebusHChrist

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @DougOLis: I think there's a lot of number ones on that list, man. Let's not go analyzing a sunny day here.

businessorleisure

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Signal to Noise: I love, love, LOVE their baked goods.

Metschick

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> All right, now that I know what y'all wear to bed I can finally sleep. Sweet dreams, 'spinlings.

Holly/Magnolia/Stabby

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Lady Andrea: I gave up on car bombs and switched to boilermakers. It may be terrible in name, but it doesn't make you feel like you drank milkshakes all night.

@PQ Crash: That's really sad. I had no idea.

businessorleisure

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Signal to Noise: She was my #2; there's something about her face that holds her back for me. Rockin bod though.

DougOLis

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @JebusHChrist: aw, I wanted to hear what he wore to bed.

@Lady Andrea: Damn, girl, I couldn't keep up with that.

@PQ Crash: yeah, but that's what happens when people take advantage of it.

Metschick

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Signal to Noise: Fine! I'll go look.

JebusHChrist

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @PQ Crash: @metschick: Costco owns. I buy all my beverages and a surprising amount of clothes there (read: all my jeans, socks, underwear, and a large number of t-shirts.)

Signal to Noise

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Signal to Noise: That was the one I picked out too StN. Good taste, my man.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @metschick: Unfortunately, they've discontinued their lax return policy on electronics though.

PQ Crash

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @DougOLis: Natasha's nice, but Veronica can model that tank thong for as long as she likes.

Signal to Noise

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @metschick: we may have. Two birthdays ago, we did an Irish carbomb every time ND scored against Purdue. We ended up scoring 7 TDs. I did two more carbombs to finish off the Guinness, since it was my b-day. Those are not fun if they come back up later.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @metschick: I think pajama jammy time was too much for him.

JebusHChrist

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @DougOLis: Jesus man! I feel like I asked for a drink and you brought me a bottle.

JebusHChrist

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> Did we lose Petejayhawk?

Metschick

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Magnolia: @metschick: @Lady Andrea: Fine, I'll go. Boxer briefs.

JebusHChrist

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @PQ Crash: Costco does rule.

Metschick

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @DougOLis: yikes.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Lady Andrea: Wow. That is strange.

@Signal to Noise: I lost like 10 pounds last summer until my boss got worried and gave me a window unit. Heat is stupid for rising. Perhaps I'll write heat a letter.

businessorleisure

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @JebusHChrist: My bad.

See Natasha

DougOLis

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Lady Andrea: April 23rd!

@Signal to Noise: Costco rules.

PQ Crash

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @businessorleisure: once in awhile I'll do that. But for some reason, even though I enjoy going commando during the day, once it's bedtime I like to wear only underwear. I know, it's totally fucked up.

@metschick: it really does. We should fight crime as K. Cihcstem and Aerdnaydal

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> Am I the only nude sleeper here? That's disturbing.

businessorleisure

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Lady Andrea: I like Aerdnaydal. Sounds super hero-ish.

@JebusHChrist: no long sleeve tees. (Will I be warm enough in a long sleeve tee? Yes.)

Metschick

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> Oh, Jeebsy, what have you started?

(wifebeater and booty shorts, generally)

Holly/Magnolia/Stabby

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @metschick: Does it have an NY on it? I think I can picture that.

@Lady Andrea: In that case, you go nakey time?

@DougOLis: Dude? I thought I was finally going to feast my eyes on this American Apparel girl I've been hearing about that couldn't possibly hold a candle to Snorg girl.

JebusHChrist

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @PQ Crash: that's the only positive. I lose weight in summer that I was trying to get off anyhow.

@JebusHChrist: T-shirt and PJs unless it's summer. Nabbed 'em on sale at Costco.

Signal to Noise

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @metschick: I very well may be. We're like Niki and Jessica on Heroes. I'm Kcihcstem. Or you are Aerdnaydal.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @JebusHChrist: An old pair of shorts from my soccer playing days and a t-shirt.

PQ Crash

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> did that girl just WTF in a commercial?

BabaOje

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Lady Andrea: I used to do that as well, when I had someone else in my bed. Are you me?

Metschick

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @JebusHChrist: I have no time for clothes when there's sleeping to be done.

I love walking in on conversations like these.

businessorleisure

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @JebusHChrist: bottom: http://store.americanapparel.net/5450.html
top: either a sweatshirt, t-shirt, or nothing depending on the temperature

DougOLis

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @JebusHChrist: I wear just my underwear. Unless the heat is not working and it's January.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @JebusHChrist: oh, you want that? you'll get it. I wear a t-shirt.

Metschick

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @PeteJayhawk: Ahhhh get over here you big lug!

JebusHChrist

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Baba Oje: +very many

@PeteJayhawk: No, I hear you, darlin'. Sucks, don't it?

Holly/Magnolia/Stabby

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> Even though I'm sitting here alone, for the, I don't know, 6Th month in a row, I have to admit I prefer cuddle time DU!AN over Gilmore Girls. I'm anxiously awaiting the "what I wear to bed" segment.

JebusHChrist

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Signal to Noise: Yeah, I have no idea how Bear is going to find food on an active volcano.

And I always lived on a top-floor of any apartment I've had, so the heat rising bugged the living hell out of me. The weight loss from sweating sucked as well.

PQ Crash

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> It's good to know that should there be any extracurricular activities at any Pants Parties later this year, we're all aware that we don't want to cuddle, we just want to sleep. Preferably each of us under our own set of covers, with the A/C on full blast. I'll keep this information in mind.

Good night.

Peter Cavan

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Baba Oje: don't forget the sloth; my favorite animal of all

DougOLis

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Signal to Noise: that is the worst - waking up in a sweat. My night would always be ruined by that.

Metschick

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @PeteJayhawk: your comments are reminding me of what mine must've looked like after a couple of Hurricanes.

:)

Metschick

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @PQ Crash: You know what makes it worse? My apartment building is on a sloping hill, and on the second story (top floor). Guaranteed heat rising every time. I woke up in a sweat every evening.

Did you see the lava melting Bear's boot?

Signal to Noise

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Baba Oje: oh my!

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> I had phenomenal times at on the dowtowwn Rockfor get.

Pete Gaines

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Signal to Noise: Yeah, this Hawaii episode shows promise.

And I worked graveyard for six years. Sleeping during the day in 75+ heat is miserable.

PQ Crash

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @DougOLis: theyve got leopards and panthers and lemurs

BabaOje

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Magnolia: Sleeping cold is great. Double great when THERES SOMEONE ELSE [/no not sad at all why do you ask]

Pete Gaines

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> Next episode of Man vs. Wild is in Hawaii...sweet.

@metschick: @Lady Andrea: @Magnolia: I prefer to sleep cold, but I don't get the choice from May to August.

At least I sleep at night again now. It was much worse last summer, when I was working the graveyard shift in order to produce a morning show and had to sleep during the day, in 80+ degree weather. I slept on the couch most times during those months.

Signal to Noise

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @DougOLis: I'm really not that big of an ass by the way.

@Baba Oje: that's not fair, we've got COOHGAHH

DougOLis

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Magnolia: Even in the middle of winter, I usually have a blanket and leave the window open. I hate trying to sleep during the summer months.

PQ Crash

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Lady Andrea: When I was married my spare A/C unit was in my spare bedroom/office so that my wife could stay cool and work in the summer. And then we'd sweat all night, and not in a fun way. Last year was my first summer by myself here, so I moved the A/C unit to the bedroom and slept in cool comfort all summer long.

I love living by myself.

Peter Cavan

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Magnolia: I like it to be nice and chilly when i fall asleep so i can crawl under a pile of blankets, curl up and feel all warm and safe. like in a kangaroos pocket, but without all the goo

BabaOje

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Signal to Noise: My dad bought me a fan once that chilled me so much I needed a comforter. That was my favorite fan.

Metschick

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @metschick: It's the only thing that bugs me when I'm trying to go to sleep. My day is usually shot if that's how I wake up.

PQ Crash

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Signal to Noise: no worries, fella. The *sigh* was a faux-sigh. The way I wrote the original quote could be cause for confusion.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @metschick: Ditto here. I sleep cold.

Holly/Magnolia/Stabby

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @metschick: yeah, I like to have something weighty on top of me. I'll run the AC too.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @metschick: you're lucky to have A/C. My apartment does not. I have three fans.

Signal to Noise

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Lady Andrea: that sound you just heard is my heart skipping a beat

DougOLis

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Lady Andrea: crap. Missed reference, again...

Signal to Noise

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> the united states got shafted in the animals that climb trees category. everywhere else in this world is covered in koalas and monkeys. we're stuck with fucking squirrels

BabaOje

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Signal to Noise: when it's hot I blast the AC. I NEED my comforter.

Metschick

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @PQ Crash: and brushing his teeth with leaves of bushes.

Signal to Noise

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Peter Cavan: well, frankly, cuddling can just be skipped most of the time. I'm always exhausted after sex. Let's just separate and go to sleep.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Signal to Noise: I think it's time to break out the Opera browser and fire up the bit-torrents.

PQ Crash

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @PeteJayhawk: hmm, it seems we have a dilemma as I only accept tangible proof.

@PQ Crash: I agree! Don't put your hot breath all over me...

Metschick

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Signal to Noise: oh dear. *sigh* That is what I was saying:

Dana: So how are we going to handle the sleeping arrangements?

Peter: Well, what's best for me is if I lie on my side like this, and you spoon up beside me, your arm draped over me. If we do it the other way- (rolls over) I get your hair caught in my throat and I choke in the night.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @metschick: Don't try to hide your shit incognito - I's awesome.

@JebusHChrist: Come Pants Party time.....Yarrgh, I plan on deforming and/or defecating at leawst imes, some of which are claimed to be Irishers

Pete Gaines

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Lady Andrea: I'm reminded of Billy Crystal's line in When Harry Met Sally, regarding how long the cuddling should go on after sex:

"Somewhere between 30 seconds and all night is your problem."

Peter Cavan

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Baba Oje: Dude, Bear is eating the ass-end of biting ants. Now, the guy is looking for rattlesnakes.

PQ Crash

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Magnolia: you'll get everybody thrown out of this dump

BabaOje

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Lady Andrea: I'm the one who will probably choke on your hair, as mine is curly and just grows up.

I've given in to spooning, but I've awakened way too many times with hair in my mouth or blocking my nose. Blech. I get a choice, I go to my side of the bed.

@metschick: With you there. I hate sleeping with anything outside of the covers, even if it's summer -- I just get rid of the comforter when it's hot.

@PQ Crash: Time to get up to speed.

Signal to Noise

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> Here's my preferences when a woman is in my bed: don't breathe on my neck. Other than that, I'm good.

PQ Crash

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @PQ Crash: I trust survivorman more to get me out of a bad situation, but bear is fucking badass

BabaOje

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @PeteJayhawk: The Irishman in me wants to slug you, then buy you another one.

@DougOLis: You better hunt for some new nuts while you're out there.

@Lady Andrea: Every night should be Ghostbusters night. Well, I guess we could throw in a Stripes or a Meatballs from time to time.

JebusHChrist

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @metschick: Your best friend makeout buddy is weak in comparison to me.*


*Market analysis may be not be indepenedent; wildlfie numbers are influenced by local demographics and more intelligent that the rest of those dumbfucks.

Pete Gaines

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Peter Cavan: That is a dilemma. But I would just tell her that I can't stay cuddled up. Sleepy time and cuddly time are separate.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Lady Andrea: Me too! The only person I am okay with that is with Baby Mets, and even she now gets moved as soon as she falls asleep (she likes falling asleep on my shoulder).

Metschick

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @DougOLis: And yes, I do realize that in the animal kingdom it's often the mother that does the hunting for the children.

DougOLis

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Lady Andrea: That's always my dilemma. How long does she want me to hold her before I can let go, roll over, and go to sleep? Because I can't sleep if I'm that close to someone else. Unless I've been up for 24 hours or something weird like that.

Peter Cavan

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @PeteJayhawk: Oh, god, it's punning hour.

Holly/Magnolia/Stabby

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @JebusHChrist: That's exactly the point. I don't want to do woman's work; I'd rather hunt.

DougOLis

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Baba Oje: @Signal to Noise: I can't believe I've missed out on this show.

PQ Crash

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @metschick: I too am very particular about my legs. I also cannot take it if he's touching me at all.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Magnolia: What's a girl like you duan' in a place like this?

Pete Gaines

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @PeteJayhawk: I have no idea what that is in reference to.

@JebusHChrist: I like you because you sleep above your covers. FOUR FEET ABOVE YOUR COVERS.

@Signal to Noise: we sleep that way, I get your hair caught in my throat and I choke in the night.

It's like Ghostbusters night here at Deadspin!

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @DougOLis: I've got a pair and I'm keeping them just as they are. You talk a good game but I'd love to see you roll a broken egg over to mama P after she returned from her journey.
Not this guy.

JebusHChrist

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Lady Andrea: phew. I'm not a freak. And I got the comforter as well! Heh.

@JebusHChrist: I'm very particular about my legs. I like one out of the covers, but when it's time to sleep - it goes back under. I'm scared something may touch me in the night - and I know that is totally unreasonable. I'm allowed my quirks.

@Signal to Noise: oh yeah, hair in the face is annoying.

Metschick

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @PQ Crash: Bear is the MAN. I've seen that episode before.

@PeteJayhawk: mmmm...Bailey's, Jameson, and Guinness...three great tastes that taste great together.

Signal to Noise

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @PeteJayhawk: Why hello, sailor!

Holly/Magnolia/Stabby

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @PeteJayhawk: I watched Greatest Raid Of All Time. Holy shit that was awesome; the History Channel or Military Channel needs to show it.

DougOLis

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @DougOLis: At my place I also have the issue of already sharing my bed with my cat. He gets scratchy and doesn't like company. I don't think he even likes having me in there with him. But if I close the door and shut him out he cries all night and the bedroom gets stuffy. So I put up with the cat in the bed.

Peter Cavan

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Peter Cavan: we only shared a bed for 18 months (we didn't live together before we got married), but we quickly caught on that sharing covers wasn't going to work.

@PeteJayhawk: hello, Pete.

Metschick

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @metschick: my exes have been of the clutching, spoon-favoring variety for sleeping, which I've never really objected to (outside of hair in the face). I'm just upfront about the restless sleeping thing.

@Lady Andrea: I find I can split my queen size bed with someone, but getting married will definitely require the purchase of a king size.

Signal to Noise

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Lady Andrea: Come to Wakarusa 2007.

Pete Gaines

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @metschick: I don't sleep under the covers so this has never posed a problem. I sleep on top of the covers all year round. How can you people sleep under there? All confined? I like to have one leg hanging off the end off the bed and one off the side.

JebusHChrist

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @PQ Crash: bear grylls doesnt fuck around. he does 3 things every episode 1) jump off something really fucking high, 2) get naked, 3)bite the head off of something thats still alive and then eat the rest of the body, usually raw, even if he has a fire

BabaOje

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @PeteJayhawk: BOOM!

DougOLis

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Signal to Noise: I'm limited edition, honeybunch.

Holly/Magnolia/Stabby

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @metschick: my last boyfriend and I did that. We'd cuddle and stuff, but then at sleepy time, he'd take a this red blanket and I'd take the comforter. We could not share, or he'd have none by the morning.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @JebusHChrist: Grow a pair!

@Peter Cavan: Yeah, that can be difficult because sometimes I snore (not most of the time) . . . and I kick . . . and I pass gas . . . and I wet the bed.

DougOLis

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> HELLO FRIENDS

I just got done drinking Irish Car Bombs.

WOO

Pete Gaines

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @metschick: I should have thought of that while I was married. I slept with the same woman for 10 years and we fought over the covers all the time. Separate covers never occurred to me. Separate beds, yes, but impractical in a NYC apartment.

Peter Cavan

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> BLOODY FUCKING GNARLY!

I'm watching Man vs. Wild and the host grabbed a water-snake, bit off it's head and then ate the body.

PQ Crash

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Lady Andrea: I didn't want to say it above, but when I was married, we each had our own covers. I am a total cover hog, and so was he. Luckily, it worked out perfectly.

Metschick

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @JebusHChrist: awwww, you'd protect the egg.

Also, I'm totally on board with cuddling is nice until sleepy time. I have trouble even sharing a queen-sized bed. I will totally need a king if I get married. I may also need my own covers. I'm a cover hog.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @metschick: There will be no egg cracking! Not on my watch. You think it's cold now penguin guy? Wait til mama gets back and sees you eating an egg salad sandwich and wearing a guilty look.

JebusHChrist

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @DougOLis: I try to avoid one-night stands for reasons like this. I'd rather have something good going first, and then I don't mind so much if I have to share my bed with her.

That said, the first couple of times you sleep with someone new (and I mean sleeping in this case) can be awkward. I usually don't sleep much in those situations.

Peter Cavan

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Tuffy: I prefer going on the road myself, but I will play home team if my apartment is closer.

Signal to Noise

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @metschick: Spread the word. All these years, I was just trying to be polite when I go home.
I mean, after I eat dinner at someone's house, I don't walk into their bedroom and hit the hay for the night. I tell them I had a lovely night and I go home. It's manners 101. I'm basically a Southern Gentleman.

@DougOLis: I would guard the egg, wash the egg, clean the egg, and protect the egg, so long as it doesn't come out of me. Protecting the egg seems like a fair deal to me.

JebusHChrist

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Signal to Noise: I need my own space also. And it's not for safety reasons, I just don't like feeling someone next to me. I like cuddling for a bit, but when it's time for sleep, back to my side of the bed.

And I do snore. I need help with that. Seriously.

Metschick

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Tuffy: I do the same thing. You have all the control on the away turf.

BabaOje

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Tuffy: I'm kind of like that too, but only with one night stands. Mainly because it's easier to climb out of someone else's bed in the middle of the night than carry them down the street and dump them in a park.

DougOLis

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Lady Andrea: Have you seen an elephant fly?

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Magnolia: where do they make you, and where can we find more?

I have to have the bed space, unless it's an actual serious relationship. It's for the woman's own safety. I toss and turn a lot, although several exes told me that while that was annoying, at least I didn't snore.

Signal to Noise

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Jacques Bauer: not yet

DougOLis

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Magnolia: I have a dear friend who won't let any man sleep in her bed. She only fucks in away beds. It makes it easier to break up with a guy when needed; she doesn't have to go to sleep each night with the memory of him next to her in her own bed.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Baba Oje: Her body is too bootylicious for ya

DougOLis

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Tuffy: did you just compare the Ladies... to a bunch of crows? No, sweetheart, no.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Tuffy: If you're asking if there was an explosion in my pants, then the answer is yes.

DougOLis

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Jacques Bauer: exactly! I know i can walk quicker than them, and I still can't imagine covering that distance in that kind of climate.

@JebusHChrist: :( poor mama penguins come back and find no chick.

@Lady Andrea: I want to watch the gang of cuteness already! Dammit, why does my bed have to be comfortable?! (I'm already in bed, on the laptop)

Metschick

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Lady Andrea: And we rarely get an opportunity to use it in a sentence--but when you can, its gold--

Fawn Liebowitz

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Hank Scorpio: Night, sugar. Change the bandages before you go to sleep.

Holly/Magnolia/Stabby

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Hank Scorpio: write that down

DougOLis

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> I'm with Metsy. It's verrry rare I want a guy to spend the rest of the night in my bed. I like my space.

Holly/Magnolia/Stabby

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Lady Andrea: I'm somehow not shocked.

Good night all.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Lady Andrea: It's a murder, honey. A group of Ladies... is a MURDER.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Jacques Bauer: isn't that a great word? I love it.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @DougOLis: Was there an explosion? I hope there was an explosion.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Hank Scorpio: I had such a crush on Otter when I first saw Animal House. HOLY COW, hotness.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Magnolia: I don't think shes ready for it

BabaOje

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @JebusHChrist: We WILL talk about penguins, and you will like it

Anyone see "Sopranos" tonite?

Fawn Liebowitz

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @JebusHChrist: :) I just want some peace afterwards. That's not bad.

Metschick

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Magnolia: so, a crocodile slipped into the water and I screamed and clamped my hands to my face and then yelled, "Run, otters!" BUT THEN! It turns out the otters harass the crocodile, like a little furry gang of cuteness. AWESOME!

The Ladies... are like a gang of cuteness.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @JebusHChrist: It should be the women that have to guard the egg too. That's not mans' work; mans' work is hunting and killing and eating.

DougOLis

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Lady Andrea: Well this one is available: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001513/

And as a bonus he's in your age range, and probably has great The West Wing stories too.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @JebusHChrist: I'd rather not talk about the Pittsburgh Penguins either.

Peter Cavan

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @PQ Crash: Yum to either one on that.

@Hank Scorpio: Ah, thank you.

Signal to Noise

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Lady Andrea: Nice word check--"gamboling", that is

Fawn Liebowitz

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Hank Scorpio: No, I got it. I was just saying that McClure and I are alike in all respects except our teeth, which is both gross and inaccurate.

Baba, send Andie the otter video you sent me. Just do it. Andie, watch what Baba sends you.

Holly/Magnolia/Stabby

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> Can we not talk about penguins? It'll just get me upset again. I mean one little mistake, and the egg is just LOST!

JebusHChrist

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> Did anybody else watch the Paris-Roubaix cycling race before the Senators-Penguins game? No? Just me? Well, anyway there was a pretty badass pileup on one of the cobblestone roads.

DougOLis

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Hank Scorpio: Not alias, her aunt's name.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Signal to Noise: It was Jordan Baker's alias.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> Oh my god, there are gamboling otters on the Discovery channel! I AM GOING TO DIE FROM THE CUTENESS!!!! I want an otter!

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @JebusHChrist: Yeah, watching Planet Earth makes me yearn to nest between "those two."

PQ Crash

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> @Hank Scorpio: it's been so long since I read that book that I wouldn't have remembered the reference.

@Jacques Bauer: true.

Signal to Noise

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]> Hello friends/enemies/lovers/bastards/gods/and suckers

DougOLis

]]> <![CDATA[Beer Pong Has Its LeBron James]]>