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Take A Number To Grind With MJ

Shenanigans — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 15:20:27 EDT

@SlickBomb: I'm a knicks fan and i like Jordan, but that is 100 percent due to my status as a UNC student, and zero percent due to his killing of the knicks during my formative years.

Shenanigans

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The Fan’s Attic — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 15:19:02 EDT

@MattMillenFanClub: Jordan's so far up her behind, it's about to come out of the second girl's mouth.

fixed.

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Tuffy — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 15:18:23 EDT

@Pity Da Fool: MJ doesn't run the triangle at the club; he pays tribute to Dean Smith and runs a box-and-one.

12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich

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Moonshine Mike — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 15:17:17 EDT

@lieutenant winslow: the tribe called queef? or something else?

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Red Sox Monster — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 15:15:29 EDT

Not pictured: Steve Kerr setting up for the money shot in the corner.

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metroville — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 15:14:15 EDT

Kevin Bacon actually had a line on these women, but MJ cockblocked him. He's so rascally!

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PurduePaul — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 15:14:10 EDT

I'll take the over and I'm surprised MJ's tongue isnt hanging out, he always sticks it out once he's about the get a hard score.

PurduePaul

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Buffalo Byrne — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 15:12:31 EDT

@ Big Daddy Drew: BWAHAHAHHAHAH!

Ahmad always knew how to go down on Jordan. Err, what was going down with Jordan.

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diddly — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 15:12:12 EDT

I can't believe I missed this one.

He might have looked good in that bar, but later that night, he went to another bar, and looked like a total jackass who couldn't keep up with the hot chicks.

diddly

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Red Sox Monster — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 15:10:35 EDT

It's official: We need a whole new set of "The Jordan Rules" now.

Rule No. 1: Keep the cameras away from Mr. Jordan, Oak Man.

Red Sox Monster

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MattMillenFanClub — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 15:09:47 EDT

@ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos: Jordan's so far up her behind, it's about to come out of her mouth.

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HappyFeltonsGloryHole — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 15:09:22 EDT

Look who we have our Hanes on Now!

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Black Velveteen — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 15:06:48 EDT

Dude, give it 25 years; MJ is gonna have his own posse of ladies, a la the Hefster in "The Girls Next Door". Mildly related: In February, I ran into Johnny Damon right before Spring Training on the Mayan Riviera (sleepy little town called Akumal, if you're into scuba diving I highly recommend it), and he DEFINITELY didn't have moves like that. He just sat there, in his fully bearded splendor. By that Sunday, Grizzly Adams' facial hair was gone. Also, does this put MJ in the early running for the 2007 SHOTY?

Black Velveteen

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ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 15:04:38 EDT

Between the multiple pics of Snorg Tees girl and "Dancer in the Front" (I'm giving that to her as her tribal name) it is, apparently, Mouths Wide Open day at Deadspin.

Wait, that didn't sound right.

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos

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12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 15:04:21 EDT

Over 21, easily, both of them...

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Tuffy — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 15:03:32 EDT

@stuckintheivy: Especially not washing his hands after using the plumbing.

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WildYams — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 15:03:07 EDT

Karl Malone was there as well, reportedly "hunting for little Mexican girls," but he left early after Jordan whispered in his ear that the Mailman doesn't deliver on Sunday.

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Why Not Jon Lovitz? — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 15:01:50 EDT

@stuckintheivy: Bathroom etiquette was probably the last thing on his mind. Finding some nachos and a cold beverage had to be the first.

Why Not Jon Lovitz?

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Glossina Glossinidae — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 15:00:23 EDT

What does the 20 year old who planned to hook up with a chick, maybe two that night feel like at the bar?

I mean, some kid was prob working some game on those 2 girls, maybe close to sealing the deal and heading back to the motel room he's sharing with 6 frat bros.

Then MJ walks up, grabs the two girls and starts grinding on them.

Freaking cock blocked by Michael fing Jordan.

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Mr. Randy Watson — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 15:00:02 EDT

I love MJ, but this is just selfish.

In his prime, Magic would've at least had the decency to dish one of those girls off to James Worthy after he introduced them both to Lil' Earvin.

Meanwhile, Charles Oakley has to watch from the sideline (i.e. - MJ's hotel bathroom) while Mr. Six Rings completes yet another one of his championship-caliber conquests. For shame, MJ. For shame.

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stuckintheivy — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:59:58 EDT

@Why Not Jon Lovitz?: He broke about 5 different rules of men's bathroom etiquette there. Especially the hugging part.

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Sigerson Holmes — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:58:38 EDT

Yes, yes, living legend dude.

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Why Not Jon Lovitz? — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:54:00 EDT

@Dieter: True Story. While waiting for a flight at the Indy airport, my brother and I walked into the mens room by our flights gate. Immediately we recognized the sweet smell of the cheeba, and two sets of feet in one of the stalls. As we washed our hands, two figures emerged from the stall, a petite woman and a enormous man clad in a fur coat and fedora complete with exotic plumage. Before I can ask if he is in fact 'Big Smooth' he yells at his lady who is leaving and says 'whats up boyeeez (no joke).' Trying not to laugh while deciphering whether to ask him for a photo or another blaze session, he saunters over and bear hugs my brother (5'9, 170 lbs) picking him up off the floor and gently shaking him to and fro. After several pictures and handshakes he heads toward the door and leaves us with "Y'all be easy, peace."

Best day of my life.

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The-Mighty-KrilDog — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:53:16 EDT

Fred Brown tried to come up and score with the girls after Jordan finished, but James Worthy ended up intercepting the pass and scoring the sloppy seconds instead.

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Run Up The Score — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:53:13 EDT

@Big Daddy Drew: I had $4 on the "Working The Balls / Tickling The Prostate" exacta box.

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UpWithMontana — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:52:21 EDT

I wonder if he found time to grab a yarda at El Squid Roe.

UpWithMontana

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:52:00 EDT

Shouldn't MJ be able to do better then co-eds on spring break? I feel sad for and a little disgusted with him at the same time.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

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CliffX — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:46:47 EDT

"That girl up front screams "overzealous sweeper for girls high school soccer team" - the kind of girl who would wrecklessly tackle opposing players and then yell "C'MON!!" in the face of the ref."

SO WHAT???

CliffX

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Drew Magary — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:45:37 EDT

Not pictured: Ahmad Rashad working the balls.

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AddDoe — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:45:29 EDT

Like Mike, If I could be Like Mike!!!

AddDoe

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Tuffy — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:44:42 EDT

@Charles: That explains his inability to hit anything but the high hard stuff.

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ltwinslow — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:44:38 EDT

everyone does love a Jewish girl

not everyone. and this is coming from a member of the tribe

ltwinslow

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Saldawg — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:43:32 EDT

I can't wait to see this picture on PTI or ATH in a few hours

Saldawg

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Moletran — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:43:30 EDT

Its good to see he never lost that legendary focus.

Moletran

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Tuffy — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:43:13 EDT

@Dieter: That bong limped along at the end, didn't it?

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Weed Against Speed — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:42:40 EDT

Where's Charles Oakley?

Actually, he's probably outside kicking the shit out of someone that asked Jordan for an autograph.

Weed Against Speed

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Charles — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:42:16 EDT

@Stev D:

Maybe this is Jordan's partying equivalent of playing minor-league ball.

Charles

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Why Not Jon Lovitz? — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:40:16 EDT

Why isn't everyone at the bar watching this?

Oh yeah, It's Cabo, someone is drunk and naked.

Isn't it kind of creepy that MJ would choose to be in be in a prime spring break locale at the same time as thousands of college kids?

And by creepy, I mean totally awesome.

Why Not Jon Lovitz?

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Dieter — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:36:50 EDT

@Tuffy: I miss Sam Perkins. I also wish my old bong, which I named Sam Perkins (alternately, Big Smooth).

Dieter

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Shok — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:35:14 EDT

Jerry Krause is angry because he was talking to those girls first.

He's somewhere off-frame with a box of Munchkins to ease the pain.

Shok

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Ricky And His Sticky Icky — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:34:59 EDT

@Charlie Kerfeld's Jetsons Tee: That was the most random specific assessment of someone based solely off a picture EVER. And I loved it.

Ricky And His Sticky Icky

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Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:34:27 EDT

@Poppa Perk: Actually, I think it's those girls who are "set up for a rectifying."

Heyo!

Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee

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Mr. Poon — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:34:18 EDT

@MitchKayak:

Only if it's one of those collages that creates a bigger picture. Which should be a picture of Pacman making it rain, of course.

Mr. Poon

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badbabu — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:33:48 EDT

No Ball Park frank euphemism? C'mon guys.

badbabu

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Tuffy — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:33:41 EDT

@Shenanigans: So would Sam Perkins.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

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ArmansCopyOfSwank — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:33:06 EDT

@biggie smalls: "& just to let ye know, yes, everyone does love a Jewish girl."

Amen!

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UkraineNotWeak — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:32:01 EDT

With Joe Francis' legal problems, it's nice to see MJ has picked up the pieces.

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Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:31:54 EDT

That girl up front screams "overzealous sweeper for girls high school soccer team" - the kind of girl who would wrecklessly tackle opposing players and then yell "C'MON!!" in the face of the ref.

If that get-up had sleeves, you know she'd have those weird little rubber band thingies pulling them up to her shoulders.

Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee

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MitchKayak — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:30:17 EDT

someone who is good at the interwebs should make a collage of every compromising athlete photo that has been on Deadspin.

Who doesn't want to see Urlacher coppin a feel of Berman? Wait, don't answer taht.

MitchKayak

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BoeheimIsMySavior — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:30:03 EDT

MJ's hot cause he is. You're not, cause you aint...

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PoppaPerk — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:29:39 EDT

No way that's MJ. He was the best role model for young African American Males in the 90s.

[/setup for rectifying]

PoppaPerk

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Stev D — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:29:27 EDT

This ruins my impression of MJ. Those girls should be feeding him grapes or something.

Stev D

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Swolestice — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:29:13 EDT

@Tuffy: This definitely goes on the Top 10 list of reasons why it is better to be a Bobcats fan than a Knicks fan.

Swolestice

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josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:28:57 EDT

@KWehme09: Actually, the gal in white/green (depending on the angle, I suppose) looks like a volunteer whom I served alongside in the Peace Corps. So, I'm going to take the over. Over 28, in fact.

& just to let ye know, yes, everyone does love a Jewish girl.

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Sarge — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:28:57 EDT

@The Fans Attic: Nothing wrong with reiteration

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JakeFratelli — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:28:40 EDT

10 minutes earlier the chicks were dancing with Kevin Bacon.

JakeFratelli

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Scott Chill — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:28:37 EDT

The chick in the middle? Sarah Spain.

Scott Chill

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Nobody_Fs_With_David_DeJesus — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:28:30 EDT

Craig Ehlo is lying on the floor just out of frame.

But this time he's comatose from Cabo Wabo.

Nobody_Fs_With_David_DeJesus

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Why Not Jon Lovitz? — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:27:32 EDT

Nice to know a forty four year old man is still rockin the ripped jeans and white t-shirt look. Eat your heart out Jon Bon Jovi.

Why Not Jon Lovitz?

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JebusHChrist — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:27:23 EDT

@ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos: And don't forget the part where Kobe says, "Here's mud in your eye!"

JebusHChrist

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Dieter — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:27:06 EDT

It's gotta be the shoes.

Seriously, that's all these girls can know him for, unless maybe they saw him clanking turnarounds at the All-Star game a few years back.

Dieter

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badbabu — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:26:30 EDT

Not pictured: Bryon Russell, shoved off the dais mere moments before.

badbabu

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RestoretheRoar — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:26:27 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: Damn you, I was about to pull out my Craig Ehlo Joke.

I mean jesus Mike, I know your sponsored by hanes, but you can at least not where there long sleeve tee.

RestoretheRoar

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ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:25:50 EDT

@Weed Against Speed: Not quite... she'd have to be on her knees and facing him.
That's Kobe's "thing".

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos

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The Fan’s Attic — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:25:21 EDT

@Sarge: damn you.

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BigTenObsession — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:25:15 EDT

@Power of 1000 Lemons:

Reggie Miller is #1 on my list of people to punch in the junk if I ever meet them in real life. Fuck that fuckin' cheater.

BigTenObsession

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Chamomiles Davis — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:25:10 EDT

Are the rumors true?

Well... let's just say he's penetrating both of them at the same time. Beat that, Dennis Rodman!

Chamomiles Davis

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The Fan’s Attic — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:24:46 EDT

@Riddler: R. Kelly seems to prefer pee.

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Swolestice — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:24:26 EDT

@Baba Oje: Adam Morrison certainly has a minor league moustache. Thank you folks.

Swolestice

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Ron — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:24:23 EDT

@KWehme09: This is Mexico, so she's 18 if he's lucky.

Ron

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Sarge — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:24:20 EDT

@Riddler: I wanna piss on you....drip drip drip

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The Curse of Harold Ballard’s Bunker — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:23:52 EDT

@Phony Gwynn: That's not a napkin, that's the new "Skanky Hanky." Designed for quick clean ups after impromptu romantic liaisons.

The Curse of Harold Ballard’s Bunker

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Run Up The Score — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:23:33 EDT

Do you mind if we dance wit yo dates?

Run Up The Score

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stuckintheivy — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:23:19 EDT

I love that MJ is hanging on to the ceiling for stability. And that it appears to be falling apart.

stuckintheivy

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Windier E. Megatons — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:22:46 EDT

@SlickBomb: Alternately, Knicks fans should hate all the stars of their 90s teams for being total chokers in the big spots. Reggie Miller wasn't just whistling Dixie.

Windier E. Megatons

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UkraineNotWeak — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:22:45 EDT

Not pictured, Craig Ehlo trailing behind.

UkraineNotWeak

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Shenanigans — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:22:40 EDT

i may make this my computer background. I would enjoy it more if that was Sam Perkins instead of Mj.

Shenanigans

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Tuffy — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:22:29 EDT

@Unsilent Majority: WHERE'S THE CAKE?

Coddammit. It's Pavlovian for me.

@Bill Braskey: Sooo. How's this picture working out for you?

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Riddler — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:22:04 EDT

@Clare: @Sarge:

Down Low, Down Low (Keep it on the ...) Down Low, Down Low

or, if you prefer

Toot, Toot, Beep, Beep

Riddler

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BabaOje — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:21:35 EDT

@Bill Braskey: The who? Are they a minor league baseball team?

BabaOje

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The Fan’s Attic — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:21:33 EDT

Greg Oden has a lot to learn.

This may be one of the greatest photos ever on Deadspin. There could be funnier or more risque photos but this is FUCKING MICHAEL JORDAN. He is the ultimate sports star even in retirement. Only Ali and maybe Tiger will ever surpass him and somehow I don't see Ali ever giving us anything this good. Maybe Tiger after Elin takes her half but not now.

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Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:21:08 EDT

@Hit Bull Win Steak: Jesus. Where is your butt?

I know I'm speaking only for myself here, but my anus comfortably rests quite a ways below my shoulder blades.

Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee

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ltwinslow — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:20:49 EDT

I am setting the over-under on the girl in white at 21 beers

fixed.

oh, and unless there are drugs involved. i'm taking the OVER

ltwinslow

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businessorleisure — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:20:09 EDT

The dude in the lower left hand corner is a bit scary, no?

businessorleisure

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Swolestice — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:19:41 EDT

@Tuffy: I like to think of myself as the resident Bobcats fan... basically for all of these here internets.

Swolestice

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Hit Bull Win Steak — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:19:38 EDT

off your rectum, through your spleen, over your colon, off the scoreboard, nothin' but vag....

Hit Bull Win Steak

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Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:19:22 EDT

Interestingly enough, Sam Bowie was the girls' first choice for a dance partner.

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Hit Bull Win Steak — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:18:10 EDT

@TheStarterWife: Looks more like it was "Doin' The Butt"....literally

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SlickBomb — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:17:03 EDT

Yes, Yes, dude.

By the way, I hate Jordan. EVery Knicks fan needs to hate this guy.

SlickBomb

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TheStarterWife — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:17:03 EDT

I really hope Lionel Richie's "Dancing On the Ceiling" was playing right then.

TheStarterWife

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UkraineNotWeak — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:16:31 EDT

I'm sure MJ found an interesting home for the cigar later.

UkraineNotWeak

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ltwinslow — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:16:31 EDT

You have to admire a guy who isn't afraid to bump and grind while still smoking a cigar.

bill clinton is utterly unimpressed with MJ's cigar antics

ltwinslow

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:15:26 EDT

Byron Russell was dancing with then first but Jordan pushed him out of the way

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twoeightnine — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:13:55 EDT

Why couldn't he have gotten the HIV?

He did but then Stern banished to play minor league baseball until it cleared up.

twoeightnine

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businessorleisure — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:13:45 EDT

Last known photo.

businessorleisure

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BabaOje — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:13:39 EDT

@KWehme09: I'll take under, My guess, college freshman on first spring break. By the end of the week she hung loose like sleeve of wizard

BabaOje

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ghettobear — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:13:11 EDT

magic never had the hiv. all a government conspiracy.

/s/ people in the know.

ghettobear

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Dread — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:12:49 EDT

He's clearly getting in positon for the "Redick"

Dread

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ArkansasFred — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:12:41 EDT

@BigTenObsession: That's just her mustache.

ArkansasFred

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Matt_T — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:12:23 EDT

We finally have an answer to the eternal question: Where the white women at?

Matt_T

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Matt Sussman — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:12:02 EDT

Karl Malone had a party on the same night, and it was pretty awesome, yet nobody talks about that.

Matt Sussman

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KWehme09 — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:12:02 EDT

Did those two go 1-2 in the WNBA draft and then get traded? I mean, they tower over the rest of the crowd, don't they? They must be ballers.

KWehme09

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Phony Gwynn — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:11:41 EDT

Holding a cigar and a cum napkin in the same hand.

Hall of Fame, MJ. Hall of Fame.

Phony Gwynn

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BigTenObsession — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:11:17 EDT

RE: the girl in the middle - I really hope that's not her 'O' face

BigTenObsession

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Weed Against Speed — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:10:54 EDT

MJ's bringing down the house! Seriously.

Weed Against Speed

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MitchKayak — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:10:33 EDT

Where all the white women at?

MitchKayak

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Unsilent Majority — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:10:30 EDT

Not Pictured: Kwame Brown humping a cake.

Unsilent Majority

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preciousroy — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:10:19 EDT

@KWehme09: I'll take the 'yes.' The over-under is exactly what she and her friend did to Mike.

preciousroy

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Tuffy — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:09:57 EDT

Someone's really sweating the Bobcats' draft possibilities.

No, really, someone must be. Are there any Bobcats fans left?

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KWehme09 — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:09:31 EDT

Oh, and what is with the trailer-park attire the "female" behind MJ is sporting. Yikes.

KWehme09

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BigTenObsession — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:09:29 EDT

Honey?!?

BigTenObsession

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KWehme09 — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:08:21 EDT

I am setting the over-under on the girl in whites age at 21 years and one day.

Place your bets.

KWehme09

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Sarge — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:08:08 EDT

@Clare: you remind me of my jeep

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Unsilent Majority — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:07:54 EDT

Why couldn't he have gotten the HIV?

Unsilent Majority

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ArmansCopyOfSwank — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:07:53 EDT

For the first time in my life, I understand the those old "Be like Mike" commercials. I wanna be like Mike.

ArmansCopyOfSwank

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Clare — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:07:39 EDT

I don't see nothin' wrong...with a little bump and griiiiiiiind...

Clare

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throwbot — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:07:05 EDT

Jordan was always unstoppable against the double team.

throwbot

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Chet Lemon — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:06:45 EDT

Looks like the broad in the middle fancies the dark ale.

Chet Lemon

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Drew Magary — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:06:42 EDT

I meant that literally.

Drew Magary

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goathair — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:06:29 EDT

I thought MJ always wore suits and/or leather blazers.

goathair

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Drew Magary — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:06:21 EDT

You're aiming too high, Mike.

Drew Magary

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ArkansasFred — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:06:19 EDT

...continues to display the true heart of an unrepentant dirtball.

Rectified.

ArkansasFred

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Weed Against Speed — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:06:08 EDT

That's the new dance all the NBA players are doing...it's called "The Kobe".

Weed Against Speed

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AwfulAnnouncing — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:05:25 EDT

Yes, Yes....for $100 million in a divorce settlement....Yes.

AwfulAnnouncing

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Sarge — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:05:19 EDT

Is he on a zip line?