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Patrick Willis Going From Mississippi To San Francisco

Slothrop — Sat, 28 Apr 2007 14:41:21 EDT

RE: Quinn

I thought this was big-boy school. Take off the training pants and stand up. He should get out there wearing the V for Vendetta mask and making a list of who to kill, from the Raiders to the last team to pass on him. That is, if he wasn't a huge Seymour.

Slothrop

Patrick Willis Going From Mississippi To San Francisco

Philistine — Sat, 28 Apr 2007 14:40:46 EDT

Carriker is a dead ringer for Dwight Schrute without the glasses.

Philistine

Patrick Willis Going From Mississippi To San Francisco

Analrapist — Sat, 28 Apr 2007 14:39:44 EDT

@HablaingEspanol: I'm shocked that Briggs is still on the Bears.

Analrapist

Patrick Willis Going From Mississippi To San Francisco

Riddler — Sat, 28 Apr 2007 14:39:12 EDT

Hall? Carriker? Branch? C'mon people...I'm fighting for a Mel Kiper photo here.

Riddler

Patrick Willis Going From Mississippi To San Francisco

Ron — Sat, 28 Apr 2007 14:38:58 EDT

@racistmascot_inc: So they've been having breakfast with Coach K?

Ron

Patrick Willis Going From Mississippi To San Francisco

The Devil's Advocate — Sat, 28 Apr 2007 14:38:33 EDT

where's Rachel when we need her??

The Devil's Advocate

Patrick Willis Going From Mississippi To San Francisco

Upshaws Leash — Sat, 28 Apr 2007 14:38:05 EDT

@CliffX: if that happens, you have to wonder whether or not they'll take him out on the stage. could they do that and give him a #2 jersey? do they even have #2 jerseys?

though, chances are if Goodell had mercy on him by sparing him being under the camera lights he will just keep him in hiding for the rest of the day. maybe the rest of his life.

Upshaws Leash

Patrick Willis Going From Mississippi To San Francisco

Riddler — Sat, 28 Apr 2007 14:37:59 EDT

@Baba Oje: Where in the world do you find such a stat?

Riddler

Patrick Willis Going From Mississippi To San Francisco

HablaingEspanol — Sat, 28 Apr 2007 14:37:53 EDT

Biggest surprise aside from Quinn thus far - no trades in the top 12.

HablaingEspanol

Patrick Willis Going From Mississippi To San Francisco

Slothrop — Sat, 28 Apr 2007 14:37:32 EDT

Rams have to take Hall the CB, right?
They didn't stop anyone from throwing on them last season, did they?

Slothrop

Patrick Willis Going From Mississippi To San Francisco

Analrapist — Sat, 28 Apr 2007 14:37:11 EDT

Deion needs to break his ass into Goodell's private room and get us an interview.

Analrapist

Patrick Willis Going From Mississippi To San Francisco

Philistine — Sat, 28 Apr 2007 14:37:10 EDT

Yes, Tirico, the NFL cares about its people.

Check out the old vets or anyone who blows out a knee with a career ending injury and get back to me on that shit.

Philistine

Patrick Willis Going From Mississippi To San Francisco

The Devil's Advocate — Sat, 28 Apr 2007 14:37:10 EDT

It's Carriker all the way...

The Devil's Advocate

Patrick Willis Going From Mississippi To San Francisco

BabaOje — Sat, 28 Apr 2007 14:36:35 EDT

@cowbell204: They need a TE, maybe more than they need a RB. 18 dropped passes in the redzone last season, most in the NFL. Second most was 9. Favre loves to have that big target standing in the back of the endzone.

Also have we had a discussion on Quinn's girlfriend? She has the look of a crazy lady in the sack.

BabaOje

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Juancho — Sat, 28 Apr 2007 14:35:38 EDT

@racistmascot_inc: Good point.

Alan Branch is going to clog the line like paper towel down a toilet.

Juancho

Patrick Willis Going From Mississippi To San Francisco

CliffX — Sat, 28 Apr 2007 14:34:29 EDT

Shoot, it's starting to hit me that Quinn suddenly has a chance of not getting drafted in this first round...

CliffX

Patrick Willis Going From Mississippi To San Francisco

Riddler — Sat, 28 Apr 2007 14:33:30 EDT

COncur regarding National Bingo Night. No more lame fucking gameshows. I'm waiting for Name That VD.

Riddler

Patrick Willis Going From Mississippi To San Francisco

racistmascot_inc — Sat, 28 Apr 2007 14:33:26 EDT

@Juancho:

Never assume that the Browns will have a strong anything. Half of our OL could be eaten by raptors, or crushed by falling debris, or they could all catch SuperAIDS.

racistmascot_inc

Patrick Willis Going From Mississippi To San Francisco

HablaingEspanol — Sat, 28 Apr 2007 14:33:06 EDT

I bet the Rams go for one of the corners - my money's on Revis.

HablaingEspanol

Patrick Willis Going From Mississippi To San Francisco

Upshaws Leash — Sat, 28 Apr 2007 14:32:25 EDT

"National Bingo Night" are you fucking serious?? can we revoke society's right to life?

Upshaws Leash

Patrick Willis Going From Mississippi To San Francisco

Riddler — Sat, 28 Apr 2007 14:31:38 EDT

I think I'm going with Alan Branch.

Riddler

Patrick Willis Going From Mississippi To San Francisco

Riddler — Sat, 28 Apr 2007 14:30:53 EDT

Who will STL take?

Riddler

Patrick Willis Going From Mississippi To San Francisco

Juancho — Sat, 28 Apr 2007 14:30:26 EDT

We have been deprived of watching Brady Quinn's puppy-dog eyes fill with tears. Damn you, Roger Goodell!

Juancho

Patrick Willis Going From Mississippi To San Francisco

Philistine — Sat, 28 Apr 2007 14:30:12 EDT

Badass linebacker.

Philistine

Patrick Willis Going From Mississippi To San Francisco

Will Leitchs Unfinished Novel — Sat, 28 Apr 2007 14:29:14 EDT

Good pick. Willis should be a very solid pro for years to come.

Will Leitchs Unfinished Novel

Patrick Willis Going From Mississippi To San Francisco

cowbell204 — Sat, 28 Apr 2007 14:28:23 EDT

Fuck, Now what do the Pack do :(

cowbell204