<![CDATA[Just 363 Days Until The Next NFL Draft! - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Just 363 Days Until The Next NFL Draft! - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Just 363 Days Until The Next NFL Draft!]]> At least the Eagles drafted that Great Dane named Barksdale...

shtickless

]]> <![CDATA[Just 363 Days Until The Next NFL Draft!]]> @Diddly: Bro, I would f-ck her bald, but that's not the point...

BoeheimIsMySavior

]]> <![CDATA[Just 363 Days Until The Next NFL Draft!]]> @insomniac:

No mention of Def Poetry Jam yet? It was so bad I was hoping for more Deion interviews.

Dan-tastic

]]> <![CDATA[Just 363 Days Until The Next NFL Draft!]]> I still can't get my head around the BS of him holding up the #1 jersey. Although he did go to ND, I guess he must continue to delude himself into thinking he's something relevant/special.

Blackguard

]]> <![CDATA[Just 363 Days Until The Next NFL Draft!]]> Fugly? his girlfriend is #2 from the left with the hat in that pic. if she's fugly, then the one next to her must be the toxic avenger.

drewheyman

]]> <![CDATA[Just 363 Days Until The Next NFL Draft!]]> @Diddly: Do her? Absolutely...

Have her as my girlfriend as a first round draft pick? Absolutely NOT...

12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich

]]> <![CDATA[Just 363 Days Until The Next NFL Draft!]]> @BoeheimIsMySavior: I don't know. I'd be willing to do her.

diddly

]]> <![CDATA[Just 363 Days Until The Next NFL Draft!]]> @AnalRapist: Did Jaws say something that didn't have to do with Matt Moore?

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> <![CDATA[Just 363 Days Until The Next NFL Draft!]]> Did anyone notice how mediocre Brady Quinn's girlfriend was? Don't get me wrong, she's probably a 7 in Cleveland, but if he got drafted by the Dolphins, there was about a an 85% chance he would have dumped her on the spot.

BoeheimIsMySavior

]]> <![CDATA[Just 363 Days Until The Next NFL Draft!]]> I thought the dominance of the NFL Net's Draft coverage was already common knowledge.

The dumbest comment I heard over the weekend came from my roommate after Mel Kiper and Jaws got into an arguement about a current NFL QB's ability:

"Shut the fuck up Jaworski. You don't know shit about football compared to Mel Kiper."

In related new, I'm subletting my room if anyone is interested.

Analrapist

]]> <![CDATA[Just 363 Days Until The Next NFL Draft!]]> Stupid Dolphins...

Anyways, I didn't watch the NFL channel coverage, but I listened to it on Sirius, and it was far, far superior to the ESPN coverage...

If I only go the NFL network in HD...(the draft was in HD, right?? I don't really remember)

12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich

]]> <![CDATA[Just 363 Days Until The Next NFL Draft!]]> My impression of Steve Young:

"aptitude aptitude aptitude aptitude aptitude"

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> <![CDATA[Just 363 Days Until The Next NFL Draft!]]> @Diddly: and are the Dixie Chicks over there on the left?

CardinalRedOctober

]]> <![CDATA[Just 363 Days Until The Next NFL Draft!]]> most entertaining draft ever. thanks deadspinners. watching the brady slide was a fantastic addition to an already dominating thread.

The Man with No Name

]]> <![CDATA[Just 363 Days Until The Next NFL Draft!]]> @lieutenant winslow: "Police said Meriweather used his gun legally."

You must be so proud...

Russkiejedi

]]> <![CDATA[Just 363 Days Until The Next NFL Draft!]]> ready to watch, you know, actual sporting events where people run and jump and move around.

So, no baseball then.

Grapefruit Juice

]]> <![CDATA[Just 363 Days Until The Next NFL Draft!]]> Is that Goodell on the right in that picture, smiling? Or is it someone else? Because I didn't think he smiled.

diddly

]]> <![CDATA[Just 363 Days Until The Next NFL Draft!]]> No, no, no, OH GOD YES, no, no, no, no.

[/cliche]

Clare

]]> <![CDATA[Just 363 Days Until The Next NFL Draft!]]> I had every intention of watching the NFL Network's coverage of the draft, but then Deion Sanders violated me through the airwaves and I was forced to switch back to ESPN and weep in Chris Mortensen's arms.

Also, great move by ESPN to give Michael Smith a prominent role in the coverage. He actually gave informed opinions based on research rather than the usual ESPN policy of screaming the first thought that comes to ones mind, or the Sean Salisbury system of vehemently arguing one side of a debate during one segment and then vehemently taking the other side in the next so as to always be right at least once. (The Moss trade was a perfect example of that.)

insomniac

]]> <![CDATA[Just 363 Days Until The Next NFL Draft!]]> @throwbot: that should be the least of your worries

ltwinslow

]]> <![CDATA[Just 363 Days Until The Next NFL Draft!]]> @Weed Against Speed: I'm waiting for the Philip Seymour Hoffman figure with Flaring Nostril Action.

ArmansCopyOfSwank

]]> <![CDATA[Just 363 Days Until The Next NFL Draft!]]> @Weed Against Speed: Dude Abides.

TomahawkFlop

]]> <![CDATA[Just 363 Days Until The Next NFL Draft!]]> @thesepretzels: I'm thinking Tom Brady. Or Leinart.

diddly

]]> <![CDATA[Just 363 Days Until The Next NFL Draft!]]> @bodacio: at least his makeup was pretty.

thesepretzels

]]> <![CDATA[Just 363 Days Until The Next NFL Draft!]]> @thesepretzels:

They were trying to get to Matt Leinart, but apparently not only did the smoke fail but the pony express was too late as well.

MitchKayak

]]> <![CDATA[Just 363 Days Until The Next NFL Draft!]]> @Tuffy: I'm with you when he retires, I'd like to see him on one of the pregame shows. But he doesn't yell and scream so it won't happen.

Matt_T

]]> <![CDATA[Just 363 Days Until The Next NFL Draft!]]> @lieutenant winslow: As long as he doesn't stomp on my head, that's cool.

throwbot

]]> <![CDATA[Just 363 Days Until The Next NFL Draft!]]> Seriously, what did happen to Steve Young? It's almost as if he switched heads for the draft.

bodacio

]]> <![CDATA[Just 363 Days Until The Next NFL Draft!]]> threadjack

Who else is going to buy "The Big Lebowski" action figures?

/threadjack

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Just 363 Days Until The Next NFL Draft!]]> @throwbot: brandon merriweather would like a word with you

ltwinslow

]]> <![CDATA[Just 363 Days Until The Next NFL Draft!]]> @Matt_T: I'll go you one better; I thought he was good. When that fight came, though, he tried to step in and change the subject and got blindsided. He got really quiet for the next couple picks.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Just 363 Days Until The Next NFL Draft!]]> @MitchKayak: would this be the message to Quinn? or to Kurt Warner?

thesepretzels

]]> <![CDATA[Just 363 Days Until The Next NFL Draft!]]> @MrRandyWatson:

Considering he allegedly tried to pick up Lady Andrea a couple weeks ago, they must be very serious.

Encouraging Referee Pitman

]]> <![CDATA[Just 363 Days Until The Next NFL Draft!]]> @MrRandyWatson: That girl was fugly...makes you realize how much of a douchebag Quinn must be.

TomahawkFlop

]]> <![CDATA[Just 363 Days Until The Next NFL Draft!]]> @thesepretzels:

two puffs means, "you should've double bagged it"

MitchKayak

]]> <![CDATA[Just 363 Days Until The Next NFL Draft!]]> For me, "The recitation of names of people we don't know for four hours" took a back seat to the awkward and uncomfortable PDA between Brady Quinn and his soon-to-be dispatched-for-some-average-looking-Cleveland-groupies "girlfriend."

Seriously, who brings their girlfriend to the draft? ... Or did he already Tom Brady her and we just don't know yet?

Mr. Randy Watson

]]> <![CDATA[Just 363 Days Until The Next NFL Draft!]]> @Tuffy: My bad, someone called me in the middle of typing.

JakeFratelli

]]> <![CDATA[Just 363 Days Until The Next NFL Draft!]]> I might be missing something here, but didn't the Patriots lose to the Colts (and almost lose to the Chargers) because they defense couldn't stop Colts' passing attack/Chargers' running game?

And getting Moss helps them how exactly?

throwbot

]]> <![CDATA[Just 363 Days Until The Next NFL Draft!]]> @Weed Against Speed: And because no one wants to argue with a 'retard'

@Tuffy: He wasn't half bad.

Matt_T

]]> <![CDATA[Just 363 Days Until The Next NFL Draft!]]> @Matt_T: This drove me nuts. Young is all like "What kind of a message does this send to Favre" As if that's how the coaching staff and GM communicate with their players, via draft picks. Or maybe with smoke signals or telegrams.

thesepretzels

]]> <![CDATA[Just 363 Days Until The Next NFL Draft!]]> @Diddly: On the same note, every time Steve opened his mouth, Keyshaun gave him the 'what the fuck are you talking about' look, even before he finished the first sentence.

JakeFratelli

]]> <![CDATA[Just 363 Days Until The Next NFL Draft!]]> @Lt. Winslow Read the Mighty MJD's assessment yesterday and its hard to believe they can mesh well, but i guess we'll see.

Dirka Dirka

]]> <![CDATA[Just 363 Days Until The Next NFL Draft!]]> enojoyment = enjoyment. Damn, I'm all hopped-up on Mountain Dew.

Blackguard

]]> <![CDATA[Just 363 Days Until The Next NFL Draft!]]> Simmons has to be wetting himself right now. Remember when he convinced himself that Telfair was a good fit for the Celts? Imagine the Moss discussion in his head.

crazyjoedavola

]]> <![CDATA[Just 363 Days Until The Next NFL Draft!]]> @Matt_T: Even with cancer (or whatever's wrong with him) and the 18 concussions, Steve Young would OWN Mort.

Ron

]]> <![CDATA[Just 363 Days Until The Next NFL Draft!]]> @Encouraging Referee Pittman: Ewww, girl, ewww...

shea_guevara

]]> <![CDATA[Just 363 Days Until The Next NFL Draft!]]> Quinn + Browns fans = much laughter and enojoyment in my future.

Blackguard

]]> <![CDATA[Just 363 Days Until The Next NFL Draft!]]> @lieutenant winslow: As a huge Patriots hater, I say indubitably.

SlickBomb

]]> <![CDATA[Just 363 Days Until The Next NFL Draft!]]> @Port City Gangsta: Nah, that may be the one QB he's actually better than.

Juancho

]]> <![CDATA[Just 363 Days Until The Next NFL Draft!]]> @Matt_T: When Keyshawn tried to step in, he got JACKED UP! That's why he hates going over the middle now.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Just 363 Days Until The Next NFL Draft!]]> @Matt_T: It wouldn't have went this way if Michael Irvin was there. You know, because of the crack smoking.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Just 363 Days Until The Next NFL Draft!]]> @lieutenant winslow: I have to be honest, I'm kinda excited to see Moss as a Pat, and I f-ing hate New England.

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[Just 363 Days Until The Next NFL Draft!]]> Are we sure that the Dolphins didn't actually write "Quinn" on the draft card and Goodell accidentally read "Ginn"?

TomahawkFlop

]]> <![CDATA[Just 363 Days Until The Next NFL Draft!]]> It wasn't a bad day for Steve's (and my) alma mater, however. The Dolphins passed over Quinn so they could take our QB in the second round. And if he's not at least as successful as Quinn in the NFL, I'll be surprised.

Russkiejedi

]]> <![CDATA[Just 363 Days Until The Next NFL Draft!]]> @Matt_T: Yea, and as a packers fan, I was about to drive down there and help.

diddly

]]> <![CDATA[Just 363 Days Until The Next NFL Draft!]]> @Refreshments_in_the_Narthex:

And by "All4One" you mean Three Times One Minus One. Daaaaaaaamn.

Encouraging Referee Pitman

]]> <![CDATA[Just 363 Days Until The Next NFL Draft!]]> @Diddly: When Green Bay didn't take an offensive player, Steve and Mort got into it pretty bad and Steve looked like he was going to go over the table at him

Matt_T

]]> <![CDATA[Just 363 Days Until The Next NFL Draft!]]> You can't just draft Lucious Pusey. You must whisper sweet nothings in his ear, feed him cantelope dipped in chocolate, and serenade him with All4One ballads until be surrenders his love...

Refreshments in the Narthex

]]> <![CDATA[Just 363 Days Until The Next NFL Draft!]]> The Bears signed Chris Leak to a FA contract. The Neckbeard better get his act together!

Bunkie Perkins

]]> <![CDATA[Just 363 Days Until The Next NFL Draft!]]> So I guess we won't be seeing Mr. Pusey in tha' league like he promised. What a liar. I bet that's not even his real name.

Russkiejedi

]]> <![CDATA[Just 363 Days Until The Next NFL Draft!]]> @TheStarterWife: I've thought he was great ever since Major League II.

diddly

]]> <![CDATA[Just 363 Days Until The Next NFL Draft!]]> seriously though... we're all in agreement that the patriots are winning the superbowl again this year, right?

ltwinslow

]]> <![CDATA[Just 363 Days Until The Next NFL Draft!]]> Steve Young looked like he wanted to fuck up Kiper and Mortensen a few times on Saturday. I actually felt bad, because he was making good points, and Kiper would basically call him an idiot because the guy ran a 4.5 and not a 4.6.

diddly

]]> <![CDATA[Just 363 Days Until The Next NFL Draft!]]> I can't believe I'm probably never going to hear John Madden slur the words "Luciuos Pusey."

instinct after dark

]]> <![CDATA[Just 363 Days Until The Next NFL Draft!]]> the recitation of names of people we don't know for four hours

Why did you only watch half of the first round?

Donald_Igwebuike

]]> <![CDATA[Just 363 Days Until The Next NFL Draft!]]> And oh, managing to catch a little bit of Mike Tomlin last night has made me realize I have fallen in love with the Steelers new head coach.


TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[Just 363 Days Until The Next NFL Draft!]]> Jared Zabransky not being drafted is a shammockery.

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[Just 363 Days Until The Next NFL Draft!]]> yes, yes, yes, dude, dude, no, dude, dude

CardinalRedOctober

]]> <![CDATA[Just 363 Days Until The Next NFL Draft!]]> My favorite was the confused looked on Jets fans faces when they made their first pick.

You usually only see that look when they are trying to do simple math in their heads.

MitchKayak

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