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Harold Reynolds Still Wondering What The Heck Happened

I Heart Poop — Tue, 01 May 2007 18:03:33 EDT

i assume his legal defense is busy preparing the "uncontrollable boner" defense.

I Heart Poop

Harold Reynolds Still Wondering What The Heck Happened

FouledOut — Tue, 01 May 2007 17:34:22 EDT

@The Man with No Name: When I hear martial law, I think about Arsenio Hall and a fat asian dude doing karate...

FouledOut

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Yostal — Tue, 01 May 2007 16:42:45 EDT

@Kid Canada: Thank you Kid Canada, that was far nicer than what I had locked and loaded.

Yostal

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ASox — Tue, 01 May 2007 16:25:58 EDT

He obviously tried to partake in owned "leather" and was "Bermanated"

ASox

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codemonkeymaster — Tue, 01 May 2007 16:25:55 EDT

seeing kruk every night kinda makes me long for the days of dibble...i cant believe i just said that...

codemonkeymaster

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Kid Canada — Tue, 01 May 2007 16:00:56 EDT

@Mevins:

Clearly you are new here.

Kid Canada

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Pete Gaines — Tue, 01 May 2007 15:48:52 EDT

@Hank Scorpio: But his wife is HOT!

Pete Gaines

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Josh Hamilton — Tue, 01 May 2007 15:34:03 EDT

Loved Harold on BBTN, but didn't dude get let go for sexual harrasment?

Josh Hamilton

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buttons — Tue, 01 May 2007 15:31:54 EDT

@Matt_T: Yep, found it online. They just gave him a 3 mil roster bonus last month... for some reason I can't quite find a joke for this one.

buttons

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Kid Canada — Tue, 01 May 2007 15:31:34 EDT

@Botswana Meat Commission FC:

Tim Hardaway agrees with your distinction.

Kid Canada

Harold Reynolds Still Wondering What The Heck Happened

Kid Canada — Tue, 01 May 2007 15:31:20 EDT

Deadspin LLP to the rescue!

Kid Canada

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Matt_T — Tue, 01 May 2007 15:26:11 EDT

@buttons: I saw it on the ticker. True Story.

Matt_T

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Trot Nixons Hat — Tue, 01 May 2007 15:24:10 EDT

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: Why, President Kucinich and his merry munchkin cabinet!

Trot Nixons Hat

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Botswana Meat Commission FC — Tue, 01 May 2007 15:22:14 EDT

"I'm not bitter, but I'm definitely angry."

That's like saying "I'm not prejudiced, but I'm extremely racist."

Botswana Meat Commission FC

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buttons — Tue, 01 May 2007 15:21:57 EDT

@Matt_T: Wait, what? That wasn't a joke?

buttons

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Chief Wahoo — Tue, 01 May 2007 15:21:02 EDT

@George of the Jungle: Nah, that was Al Gore.

Chief Wahoo

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businessorleisure — Tue, 01 May 2007 15:20:58 EDT

*wordz.

businessorleisure

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George of the Jungle — Tue, 01 May 2007 15:20:11 EDT

@businessorleisure:

You're the man that Introduced White People To The Use Of "Z" At The End of Words.

George of the Jungle

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businessorleisure — Tue, 01 May 2007 15:17:51 EDT

@George of the Jungle: @Matt_T: Or the Haterz? You see, the "z" makes it hip and edgy while the Hater part references black culture. One's black, one's gay! The Haterz!

businessorleisure

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Trot Nixons Hat — Tue, 01 May 2007 15:17:47 EDT

President Kucinich, Will?

When did elves get the right to vote?

Trot Nixons Hat

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crazyjoedavola — Tue, 01 May 2007 15:17:44 EDT

President Kucinich?? I think that Barbaro would get more votes for president. You cant elect a midget, its right in the constitution, next to the part about slaves and only white men voting.

crazyjoedavola

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Chief Wahoo — Tue, 01 May 2007 15:15:39 EDT

President Kucinich? You been hanging around with that Morrison kid again? I told you he is a bad influence.

Chief Wahoo

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SuperFrankieLampard — Tue, 01 May 2007 15:15:36 EDT

since the man with no name already spoiled it, i can safely post this:

fuck daniel agger.

SuperFrankieLampard

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Jerkwheat — Tue, 01 May 2007 15:15:19 EDT

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: it made him less repulsive to his wife!

and now I'm on it!

Jerkwheat

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George of the Jungle — Tue, 01 May 2007 15:14:48 EDT

@businessorleisure:
"The Washed-Up Johnsons"?

George of the Jungle

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businessorleisure — Tue, 01 May 2007 15:13:35 EDT

@Matt_T: Gotta think of a catchy name...

How about the Outsiders? Taken? Fuck. OK. How about, the Released-but-Still-of-Value-to-Someones...? Eh, too long.

businessorleisure

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Cousins of Ron Mexico — Tue, 01 May 2007 15:13:29 EDT

Keyshawn really shot himself in the foot by talking the entire day about how the Panthers should draft a reciever for down the road when he's gone. That's a damn short road.

Cousins of Ron Mexico

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Phony Gwynn — Tue, 01 May 2007 15:12:35 EDT

@Ricky And His Sticky Icky: Ugh. Kouzmanoff is hitting the weight of an aborted fetus and he's still 10 times better than that bastard.

Phony Gwynn

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Weed Against Speed — Tue, 01 May 2007 15:11:08 EDT

@Big Daddy Drew: Meaning one, right?

Weed Against Speed

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Ricky And His Sticky Icky — Tue, 01 May 2007 15:10:54 EDT

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: I think Sean Burroughs would be the perfect guy for Little League WS coverage. We can just pretend his little stint with pro ball never happened.

Ricky And His Sticky Icky

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Matt_T — Tue, 01 May 2007 15:10:29 EDT

Harold and Keyshawn should form their own broadcast team and take over a network team.

Like when Scott Hall and Kevin Nash became the outsiders.

Matt_T

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ltwinslow — Tue, 01 May 2007 15:10:21 EDT

fuck you Drew!!!!

ltwinslow

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ltwinslow — Tue, 01 May 2007 15:10:05 EDT

The thing that's amazing to me is how long the legal process takes

spoken like a newbie Harold, spoken like a newbie

ltwinslow

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Drew Magary — Tue, 01 May 2007 15:09:31 EDT

"The thing that's amazing to me is how long the legal process takes."

Somebody watches way too many David E. Kelley shows.

Drew Magary

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Spectacular Sam — Tue, 01 May 2007 15:09:14 EDT

Steve Phillips molests collies.

Spectacular Sam

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That Bootleg Guy — Tue, 01 May 2007 15:08:29 EDT

Meanwhile, R. Kelly peed on that girl 20 years ago and he *still* hasn't gone to trial. Or did that retroactively NOT become a crime via some judicial ruling?

(Umm, just wondering.)

That Bootleg Guy

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Tue, 01 May 2007 15:08:18 EDT

@Dread: No Nutrisystem pays for that.

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

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The Man with No Name — Tue, 01 May 2007 15:08:18 EDT

@Hank Scorpio: Now, that honestly wouldn't be a bad addition. I like Tom, Keyshawn and Steve;

Liverpool just scored! 1-0 against Chelsea in a Champions league game.

Did I just threadjack my own post?

I'm good.

The Man with No Name

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Tue, 01 May 2007 15:07:36 EDT

Harold Reynolds in Network. Wait wrong thread.

Who is going to do the Little League coverage now!?

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

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Dread — Tue, 01 May 2007 15:07:11 EDT

Did ESPN start paying John Kruk in hair gel?

Dread

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The Man with No Name — Tue, 01 May 2007 15:07:02 EDT

@businessorleisure: that's my bad, I didn't hear about that.

The Man with No Name

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Tue, 01 May 2007 15:06:59 EDT

@The Man with No Name: Oh, I think the wwl is keeping the Michael Irvin chair warm for him.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

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businessorleisure — Tue, 01 May 2007 15:06:35 EDT

@The Man with No Name: 15. Pretty sure they hired Imus.

businessorleisure

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George of the Jungle — Tue, 01 May 2007 15:06:33 EDT

@Lady Andrea: you're probably right... it was just an opportunity for me to take a shot at Me-shawn... so I took it.

George of the Jungle

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The Man with No Name — Tue, 01 May 2007 15:04:54 EDT

Give Keyshawn a job! Maybe NBC will add them to Football Night in America making the number of studio blowhards, what, about 14 now?

The Man with No Name

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businessorleisure — Tue, 01 May 2007 15:04:43 EDT

@Ricky And His Sticky Icky: I love it when you answer your own questions.

I'm pretty sure Eric Young has gone the way of that Kevin Smith "Fletch" project. At least I hope so.

businessorleisure

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Lady Andrea — Tue, 01 May 2007 15:04:31 EDT

@George of the Jungle: well, I should've said then that I actually thought Keyshaun was good.

Lady Andrea

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DennyCrane — Tue, 01 May 2007 15:04:25 EDT

I hear Outback Steakhouse is hiring.

DennyCrane

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xhack — Tue, 01 May 2007 15:04:25 EDT

BBT is actually kind of funny this year because Karl Ravech isn't even trying to hide his disgust at the ridiculous claims Phillips and Kruk make any more.

xhack

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George of the Jungle — Tue, 01 May 2007 15:03:19 EDT

@Lady Andrea: Damning with faint praise...

George of the Jungle

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badbabu — Tue, 01 May 2007 15:03:02 EDT

President Colbert doesn't see race, so he will summarily dismiss the case and add HR as his new black friend.

badbabu

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Dirk Calloway — Tue, 01 May 2007 15:02:58 EDT

In the meantime, he said he watches a lot of televised baseball, and "the funny thing is, you always have some comment you want to make. So I just yell at the TV now. You get a little different perspective when you're not sitting in the studio watching."

A different perspective from the studio? I suppose it just takes time to adjust to harassing yourself at home. Keep the faith, HR. You'll get the hang of it soon.

Dirk Calloway

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Matt_T — Tue, 01 May 2007 15:02:57 EDT

@businessorleisure: Now, hopefully someone will get him the damn microphone. I thought he was solid at the draft.

Matt_T

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Trenton Makes The World Takes — Tue, 01 May 2007 15:02:51 EDT

Keyshawn was excited to take that new receiver under his wing, little did he know

Trenton Makes The World Takes

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Signal to Noise — Tue, 01 May 2007 15:01:55 EDT

@Matt_T: in retrospect, that makes Saturday's draft interview between Keyshawn and Dwayne Jarrett even more awkward, if that were possible.

Signal to Noise

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Max Power — Tue, 01 May 2007 15:01:40 EDT

Feb. 2009? That's crap. He has enough money to hire a private rent-a-judge like every other millionaire and finish the case within a year. He needs to get Marv Albert's lawyer stat.

Max Power

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Ricky And His Sticky Icky — Tue, 01 May 2007 15:01:38 EDT

What about Eric Young?? He's likeable and all, but I think that's just because you always think there's a 50% chance he's retarded every time he opens his mouth. I'm pretty sure he was actually singing on Baseball Tonight a few nights ago.

Ricky And His Sticky Icky

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The Man with No Name — Tue, 01 May 2007 15:01:22 EDT

@Dewey Decimal System: Midgets have a baseball league?

The Man with No Name

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thesepretzels — Tue, 01 May 2007 15:01:14 EDT

I'd rather have President Tracy Jordan. But we'll never elect an Irish Catholic president again.

thesepretzels

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Lady Andrea — Tue, 01 May 2007 15:01:14 EDT

@George of the Jungle: well, actually, I thought he was the best commentator at the draft.

Lady Andrea

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businessorleisure — Tue, 01 May 2007 15:01:14 EDT

Honestly, I think Vina is an upgrade. I wanted to keep my "jocks can't form sentences" stereotype going in my mind. Vina provides that quite nicely.

Plus, hearing Steve Phillips talk about "developing young talent" is a gas, man.

businessorleisure

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George of the Jungle — Tue, 01 May 2007 15:01:01 EDT

@Dewey Decimal System: I assumed Little World Series was just another new reality show...

George of the Jungle

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Tuffy — Tue, 01 May 2007 15:00:50 EDT

@Lady Andrea: President Bush? So by 2009 we'll also have abolished the legal system and the president will be deciding cases? DAMMIT! What a waste of law school!

Changed via signing statement.

Tuffy

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Phony Gwynn — Tue, 01 May 2007 15:00:41 EDT

President Camacho would say, "Shit. I know shit's bad with all that dismissal bullshit, and the lawsuits, and we are running out of Boston Market franchises. But I got a solution."

Of course, the solution is Brawndo.

Phony Gwynn

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Tue, 01 May 2007 15:00:40 EDT

@The Man with No Name: Which actually turned out better then I thought it would. All in all The Siege could've been worse.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

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Dewey Decimal System — Tue, 01 May 2007 15:00:07 EDT

@Dewey Decimal System: Little League World Series

Dewey Decimal System

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Bandit Darville — Tue, 01 May 2007 14:59:38 EDT

@Muggsy Bogues:
Last night John Kruk and Steve Phillips yelled at each other for ten minutes about God knows what. If HR's departure hastens the arrival of the day we get to watch Kruk and Phillips fight to the death, then it will be worth it in the end.

(Fernando Vina was nowhere to be found, btw.)

Bandit Darville

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businessorleisure — Tue, 01 May 2007 14:59:13 EDT

@Matt_T: If they had just gotten him the damn ball, you know?

businessorleisure

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Dewey Decimal System — Tue, 01 May 2007 14:59:11 EDT

Oh no! Who will provide color analysis for ESPN's coverage of the College and Little World Series?!

Dewey Decimal System

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The Man with No Name — Tue, 01 May 2007 14:59:06 EDT

@Hank Scorpio: All I imagine when I hear Martial Law is that movie with Bruce Willis, Denzel Washington, and Annette Benning.

The Man with No Name

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George of the Jungle — Tue, 01 May 2007 14:58:20 EDT

@Matt_T: they must've seen his work on draft day and decided he'd make a better commentator

/sarcasm

George of the Jungle

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Jerkwheat — Tue, 01 May 2007 14:58:05 EDT

yeah, what the heck is "gameful employment"?

Jerkwheat

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Signal to Noise — Tue, 01 May 2007 14:57:41 EDT

President Kucinich.

Idealism is so...quaint.

Signal to Noise

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Matt_T — Tue, 01 May 2007 14:57:20 EDT

/threadjack
Panthers have already released Keyshawn. That's cold.
/threadjack

Matt_T

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Tue, 01 May 2007 14:57:18 EDT

Sure Kucinich acts like a hippy, but the dude is just jonesing to declare Martial Law.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

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KevinNoMaas — Tue, 01 May 2007 14:57:14 EDT

Reynolds must have the black crusaders after him.

KevinNoMaas

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ArkansasFred — Tue, 01 May 2007 14:56:59 EDT

Who needs a hug????

ArkansasFred

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Josh Zerkle — Tue, 01 May 2007 14:56:05 EDT

Or the Monastery. One of those.

Josh Zerkle

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G Voll the Mole — Tue, 01 May 2007 14:55:43 EDT

By that time he'll have a job on The Baseball Channel. Sweet?

G Voll the Mole

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George of the Jungle — Tue, 01 May 2007 14:55:34 EDT

"gameful employment?"

George of the Jungle

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Lady Andrea — Tue, 01 May 2007 14:55:14 EDT

President Kucinich? So by 2009 we'll also have abolished the legal system and the president will be deciding cases? DAMMIT! What a waste of law school!

Lady Andrea

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MattMillenFanClub — Tue, 01 May 2007 14:55:02 EDT

President Kucinich? Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

MattMillenFanClub

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muggsybogues — Tue, 01 May 2007 14:54:48 EDT

Baseball Tonight needs Harold Reynolds back. Fernando Vina is the worst studio analyst this side of Jamal Mashburn.

Oh wait.

muggsybogues

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Josh Zerkle — Tue, 01 May 2007 14:54:34 EDT

Kucinich will be president right after Captain Caveman joins the Monestary.

Josh Zerkle

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George of the Jungle — Tue, 01 May 2007 14:54:34 EDT

I hear the Mandingo Party team is hiring...

George of the Jungle

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Agent Michael Scarn — Tue, 01 May 2007 14:54:20 EDT

At least it won't be settled by President Gravel. Dude's crazy.

Agent Michael Scarn

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Juancho — Tue, 01 May 2007 14:54:07 EDT

Do not anger Kucinich. God, we're trying to get rid of him here.

Juancho

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The Man with No Name — Tue, 01 May 2007 14:52:44 EDT

He' a black man going up against a White company. Of course this is going to take a while.

The Man with No Name

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ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos — Tue, 01 May 2007 14:52:28 EDT

President Kucinich?

As long as it's not President Clinton (any of 'em).

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos