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Brady Quinn Is Making Friends

Trackback — Sat, 27 Oct 2007 18:37:44 EDT

These days, if he’s not grabbing some kids balls or partying with Brett Michaels or decked out in Village People gear (we had these first, but the photographer sicced her lawyer on us), is it really that interesting when new photos of the Cleveland Browns backup QB turn up on the net?

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Trackback — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 21:22:19 EDT

You know, this Littles kid may have a future in pictures. So watch your back, Steinz! T-Shirts: Clinton for President and Bench More Than DurantDan's Artisanal Cheese of the Week: Ballpark Nacho CheeseMy YouTube of the Week: 'Human Tetris Is an Uphill Battle' Sites Mentioned: Mondesi's...

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Trackback — Fri, 04 May 2007 15:04:19 EDT

… because he might ask you about it’s most well-known city. This isn’t exactly breaking news, but since virtually everyone in my life is a USC, UCLA or Michigan fan (myself included- USC Alum), I couldn’t resist.

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InvertedMind — Fri, 04 May 2007 07:55:44 EDT

This is, without a doubt, the oddest round of hokey-pokey that has ever been played.

InvertedMind

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shtickless — Fri, 04 May 2007 07:43:54 EDT

Did anyone ever consider that it might be a superglue accident?

shtickless

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DamnSkippy — Thu, 03 May 2007 22:07:07 EDT

I, for one, am comfortable enough in my manhood to have a little fun with my buds and take a funny photo of us with our hands....

Aw, who am I kidding? That's just gay!

DamnSkippy

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Barbero's Gay Lover — Thu, 03 May 2007 18:48:35 EDT

Stolen From KSK: "Worlds longest game of 'gay chicken' ends in a draw."

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CliffX — Thu, 03 May 2007 18:10:48 EDT

Shit.

CliffX

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BrownSugar***s — Thu, 03 May 2007 18:05:34 EDT

@RashaanEnis: Everyone! What do I win?

And people - PLEASE! Can't men grab other men's penises without everyone thinking they're gay??? Gaw!

BrownSugar***s

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RedRight88 — Thu, 03 May 2007 18:03:27 EDT

I wish I had more hands...

RedRight88

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Blackguard — Thu, 03 May 2007 17:46:06 EDT

So, the Browns are trading for Jeff Garcia to come in (no pun intended) and mentor Quinn, right?

Congrats Browns fans. I'm sure he'll show up at training camp with Bernie Kosar's perm.

Blackguard

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Sal Bando Wagon — Thu, 03 May 2007 17:36:44 EDT

Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?

---The Onion

Sal Bando Wagon

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GordonShumway — Thu, 03 May 2007 16:18:11 EDT

"OK Chad, can we join your circle now?"

aka "Come and get your love".

/Alltel

GordonShumway

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Ehloismint — Thu, 03 May 2007 15:55:45 EDT

LET'S PLAY TUMMY STICKS!!!!

Ehloismint

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pirate — Thu, 03 May 2007 15:53:42 EDT

Not that there is anything wrong with being gay...

pirate

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Strokke — Thu, 03 May 2007 15:49:59 EDT

After close examination, I have concluded that the 12 year old girl in the middle didn't get the memo that she was just supposed to cover the crotch area. Instead, she is appearing to have applied way too much pressure and is giving him a borderline handjob

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War Penguin — Thu, 03 May 2007 15:45:24 EDT

@Run Up The Score: I present the fourth Google result for atomic pushup: http://www.sipictures.com/source/CFW/details_Pop.aspx?iid=...

War Penguin

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Moobs — Thu, 03 May 2007 15:45:09 EDT

@Footbaw: Great PCU reference.

Moobs

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Run Up The Score — Thu, 03 May 2007 15:38:53 EDT

Somewhere, there's a videotape of me tricking someone into an Atomic Pushup during Senior Week in Ocean City, Maryland.

This is one of the many reasons I'll never run for political office.

Run Up The Score

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Dr. Michael Mancini — Thu, 03 May 2007 15:38:14 EDT

Cup Check Club! Not pictured: Avery Johnson

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Agent Michael Scarn — Thu, 03 May 2007 15:26:34 EDT

There are actually 21 other guys whose junk Brady wanted to grab, but they all turned him down, so he had to settle for that guy.

Agent Michael Scarn

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Windy City Wahoo — Thu, 03 May 2007 15:25:49 EDT

How has no one pointed out the fact that the kid in the middle looks exactly like George Michael from "Arrested Development"?

Windy City Wahoo

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BigRicks — Thu, 03 May 2007 15:18:13 EDT

Andrew WK will be at "The Bamboozle" on Saturday morning at Giants Stadium hosting some kind of pep rally. By pep rally I hope he means hard rock and harder drinking...at 9:00 in the morning. Nice

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MattMillenFanClub — Thu, 03 May 2007 15:17:35 EDT

If you guys need me, I'll be upstairs in my room masturbating.

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supermike3 — Thu, 03 May 2007 15:12:59 EDT

@SlickBomb: SlickBomb... Yankees fan, Jason Mraz lover, Zinfandel connaisseur, poodle owner, bath taker.

supermike3

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BigRicks — Thu, 03 May 2007 15:12:36 EDT

@bLiNdLuCk: It was easy, I make an uglier woman, hence Monica.

BigRicks

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KevinNoMaas — Thu, 03 May 2007 15:07:01 EDT

@Kid Canada:

Back off! Or I'll rip out your eyes and piss on your brain.

KevinNoMaas

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Encouraging Referee Pitman — Thu, 03 May 2007 15:05:14 EDT

@Clare:

I have a photo in my apartment of me and Andrew WK back in '02 from the 9:30 Club. He looks like he's thrilled to meet me. It really ties the room together.

Encouraging Referee Pitman

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Jerkwheat — Thu, 03 May 2007 15:00:19 EDT

@Clare: were you there in your finest white t-shirt and jeans?

Jerkwheat

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crazyjoedavola — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:57:59 EDT

@Kid Canada:

Should we have the lobster or the cracked crab?

crazyjoedavola

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Clare — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:55:59 EDT

@Big Daddy Drew: Give 'em all a pat of Little Brady.

Fixed.

Also, Andrew WK was in Philadelphia last night, giving a lecture on how to be rad and live your life in an awesome way.

Clare

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crazyjoedavola — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:55:47 EDT

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

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Kid Canada — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:55:22 EDT

@KevinNoMaas:

Where the hell is Beeks???

Kid Canada

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twenty-four hour priapism — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:55:10 EDT

@KevinNoMaas: +1 for you name

twenty-four hour priapism

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Footbaw — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:51:19 EDT

Overheard at Browns mini-camp:

"Go and have all your parties with all your new friends! I can see it now, Quinn. You and all the knee-jerk, bleeding-heart liberals, sipping tea and playing patty-cake. And those useless hippie pot-heads, those commie-pinko leftists. The bunny huggers, the pillow biters... "
"Whoa! Whoa! Which ones are the pillow biters again?"
"The BUTT-PIRATES!"

Footbaw

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Tuffy — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:50:10 EDT

This is an unfortunate end to the Sears catalog.

Tuffy

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Dread — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:49:58 EDT

I guess "golden domers" has more than one interpretation.

Dread

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Drew Magary — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:49:53 EDT

Give 'em all a little pat of Brady.

Drew Magary

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BoeheimIsMySavior — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:49:42 EDT

Always wondered what rich, white boys do for fun...

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muggsybogues — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:49:21 EDT

I wonder if Quinn is a click or a clack?

muggsybogues

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Metschick — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:46:37 EDT

@Moobs: that sounds all kinds of awesome. Even if rashaan enis has a point.

Metschick

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Botswana Meat Commission FC — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:46:15 EDT

That photoshop is about as convincing as Vick's dog fighting excuse.

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KevinNoMaas — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:46:07 EDT

@Unsilent Majority:

Thank you good sir. Still doing battle with stupid Gawker over my avatar.

KevinNoMaas

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Signal to Noise — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:45:50 EDT

More proof that Brady Quinn would have been absolutely fabulous in Miami.

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Matt Sussman — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:44:24 EDT

Sir H of H. WINS

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RashaanEnis — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:43:35 EDT

@Moobs: Who goes to a Nickelback concert and then is disappointed when Nickelback shows up?

RashaanEnis

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Ray — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:43:08 EDT

Is that Mark Few?

Ray

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Russkiejedi — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:42:29 EDT

@A Magician Named GOB: When it comes to Mormons, though, it depends on your baptist... a lot of them hate us more than gays (if you can imagine)

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Doc Medich — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:42:06 EDT

There's Chris Simms ankle tattoo gay, and then there's this. Brady Quinn has taken it to another level.

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Roxanne Put on the Red Light Racicot — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:41:29 EDT

Pleated Pants? So 1990's. Get with the times, abundantly chubby guy on the left!

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Ron — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:41:09 EDT

@SlickBomb: AIDS?

Ron

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Randall Tex Cobb — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:41:01 EDT

Richard Simmons driving a pink Miata on his way to a Liza Minelli concert, thinks that's fucking gay.

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Moobs — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:40:55 EDT

@metschick: [threadjack, kind of]

Ever seen the YouTube video from the Nickelback concert in Portugal? They get booed offstage and then get pelted with water bottles. Love it.

Moobs

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A Magician Named GOB — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:39:57 EDT

@Russkiejedi:

A straight Mormon.
I believe sexual preference takes precedence over religion.
I'm not entirely sure though.

A Magician Named GOB

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Cinnamon Girl — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:38:54 EDT

Oh, my god, I am so relieved that the Vikings took Adrian Peterson in the draft.

and @Weed Against Speed: they were white wine spritzers.

Cinnamon Girl

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Sir Hotbod Handsomeface — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:38:49 EDT

@metschick: Thanks for looking out. I blame the site I copied it from.

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Dieter — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:37:26 EDT

@kiteless: He just met a nurse that he could go for.

Dieter

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Matt_T — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:37:08 EDT

@Clare: Its supposedly the sound the cleats make in the tunnel.

Matt_T

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Stev D — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:36:17 EDT

Brady: Do you like the Strokes? I do.

Stev D

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KOGOD — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:35:26 EDT

@crazyjoedavola: Good name.

@KevinNoMaas: Great name!

KOGOD

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CatHairSweater — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:35:18 EDT

That is definitely not Brady Quinn. See, I can admit the obvious and still think the guy is a raging bonfire of homosexuality.

On another note, that appears to be a sweetass AZ golf course.

CatHairSweater

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ArmansCopyOfSwank — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:35:15 EDT

@Grimey: Where's your father?

He's upstairs, watching gay porn.

ArmansCopyOfSwank

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Camp Tiger Claw — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:34:59 EDT

You call that giggling?

-Sex Cannon

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KevinNoMaas — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:34:31 EDT

Those men wanted to have sex with me!

KevinNoMaas

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Metschick — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:34:18 EDT

@Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: just helpin you out. I know there are some enormous, deadly songs out there (i.e. anything by Nickleback), but I didn't think you were going there.

Metschick

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crazyjoedavola — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:33:10 EDT

Tony Dungy does not approve. Or does he secretly?

crazyjoedavola

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Sir Hotbod Handsomeface — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:32:31 EDT

@metschick: Baxter, you know I don't speak spanish.

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Kelly Goosecock — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:31:41 EDT

If somebody Photoshopped Landon Donovan's head on the guy in the navy blue and added a few Galaxy jerseys on all three, we'd be looking at a picture of the gayest way to block a free kick, ever.

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Chief Wahoo — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:31:23 EDT

Show me on the little boy where he touched you.

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Russkiejedi — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:31:07 EDT

@A Magician Named GOB: They can't be. They picked a Mormon to be their QB.

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Metschick — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:30:58 EDT

@Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: canto = song.

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LingeringBursitis — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:30:43 EDT

@Clare: I think it's the noise your ego makes when you put on the 80 dollar spandex vest.

LingeringBursitis

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blackaces — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:30:29 EDT

The Snorg girl is staring at me again.

blackaces

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TheStarterWife — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:30:13 EDT

@twoeightnine: Ouch. And to think I was the one who added your shirt shop as the Ladies approved apparel store.

TheStarterWife

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Weed Against Speed — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:29:47 EDT

@Grimey: Were the handcuffs really necessary?

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WFNYScott — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:29:44 EDT

@ArkansasFred: (throws up)

WFNYScott

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Grimey — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:28:38 EDT

Brady Quinn: I said NO! No, no, no... but he just kept kissing me. Why would he do that?

Psychiatrist: Well, didn't you tell me that you had gripped him by the buttocks and pulled him closer?

Brady Quinn: Yes, but that was because I was concerned that he might fall. I mean,doctor... his pants were down around his goddamn ankles.

Grimey

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Clare — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:28:24 EDT

@Matt_T: Can you or someone else explain the "click clack" thing to me?

Clare

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kiteless — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:28:23 EDT

I think the dude in the middle is the definition of a "pinhead", isn't he?

kiteless

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A Magician Named GOB — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:28:20 EDT

So this is the reason my Dolphins passed on Quinn.
Who knew Cam Cameron and Randy Mueller were a part of the Conservative Right?

A Magician Named GOB

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Sir Hotbod Handsomeface — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:27:33 EDT

@Kid Canada:

Bueno! Es canto mortal enorme! An enormous deadly boulder!

(I can't stop laughing at this.)

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

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Drew Magary — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:26:42 EDT

This is not the kind of piracy Christian Okoye had in mind.

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Russkiejedi — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:26:37 EDT

@BowdenBowdenBowden: Jay doesn't grab the frontside, dude.

Russkiejedi

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bLiNdLuCk — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:26:28 EDT

The emergency tone you are hearing is my gaydar going off.

bLiNdLuCk

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twoeightnine — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:26:12 EDT

Yes I posted the same thing on KSK. Bite me.

It's okay, if you can be unfunny there, you can be unfunny here too.

twoeightnine

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Encouraging Referee Pitman — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:25:48 EDT

He's still wishing he'd gone to Texas A&M.

Encouraging Referee Pitman

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Slothrop — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:24:03 EDT

Brady: Man, I had some dude's junk in my hand today.

Hockney: Is it Friday already?

Slothrop

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Adam Rainmaker — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:24:00 EDT

@Phony Gwynn: Jeff Garcia disagrees.

Adam Rainmaker

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Russkiejedi — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:23:24 EDT

@Proverbial: Once again (put this in the Blogdome, as well): Occam's Razor helps us explain this picture (the other one on KSK is far more graphic):

Brady Quinn is gay.

Russkiejedi

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Matt_T — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:23:13 EDT

@Clare: Click m'fing clack.

Matt_T

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bLiNdLuCk — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:23:07 EDT

@BigRicks: How did the discussion about who wore what costume go?

Friend: "I wanna be Monica, I've got better tits than you do!"

BigRicks: "No way, I'm Monica. I've got better cigar sucking lips than you do!"

bLiNdLuCk

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Phony Gwynn — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:21:45 EDT

@SirWalterIII: So are you saying Quinn's a top? Makes sense; as a quarterback, he would be a pitcher, not a catcher.

Phony Gwynn

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ArkansasFred — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:21:26 EDT

@ASox: you son of a bitch.

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Adam Rainmaker — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:21:15 EDT

Son, just show us on the doll where he touched you and we'll make the bad man go away for a long time....to Cleveland.

Adam Rainmaker

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bLiNdLuCk — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:21:07 EDT

Hmmm, if you look closely at the photo Brady's right hand on the guy in pinks shoulder looks like it was photoshopped in... I wonder where Brady's hand really is? And does it explain the look on pinkbait's face?

bLiNdLuCk

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Orson Swindle — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:21:02 EDT

[Notre Dame priest gay joke qb gets sack content here]

Orson Swindle

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Clare — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:20:47 EDT

WE MUST! PROTECT! THESE BALLS!

Clare

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El Knob Grande — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:19:37 EDT

So does this mean soccer girl is just Quinn's beard?

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BowdenBowdenBowden — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:19:23 EDT

Oh, c'mon, he's just learned some secret handshakes from Jay Buhner, that's all.

BowdenBowdenBowden

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ArkansasFred — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:19:07 EDT

threadjack

LeCharles Bentley just intentionally re-broke his leg. Out for season.

/threadjack

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BigRicks — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:18:40 EDT

the picture of me as monica lewinsky on halloween, on my knees, in front of my friend dressed as Bill Clinton isn't even this gay.

BigRicks

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ASox — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:18:26 EDT

I'm sure that photo will make Browns' C Hank Frayley feel really comfortable when Quinn is under center.

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Weed Against Speed — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:17:41 EDT

Joe Thomas' grandma is not impressed. Not impressed at all.

Weed Against Speed

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Bandit Darville — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:17:05 EDT

Nice cargo pants, Brady.

Bandit Darville

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Kid Canada — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:17:04 EDT

@El Knob Grande:

Lie down on your tummy!
On your tummy!
On your tummy!
Just DO IT, asshole!

Kid Canada

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SlickBomb — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:16:52 EDT

@Kid Canada: Jason Mraz is very cool is a weird, fun way.

If this is the worst Brady-Lite has in his picture collection, I hate to know what Claussen has...

SlickBomb

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Spectacular Sam — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:16:05 EDT

Judging by the face of the dude in yellow, this is the best moment of his life.

Or he's fucking insane.

Spectacular Sam

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Dieter — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:15:28 EDT

@Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: +1

It's the thumbs up that killed me.

Golden Domers had better help the Dawg Pound pray the ### away.

Dieter

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throwbot — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:15:16 EDT

@Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee: J.J. was buying the next round of Zimas for everyone.

@TheStarterWife: yeah I know, but it was too good to pass up.

throwbot

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Cousins of Ron Mexico — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:14:44 EDT

@G Voll the Mole: 20 bucks says all Brady Quinn jerseys have bare midriffs

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Sir Hotbod Handsomeface — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:14:40 EDT

@El Knob Grande: +1

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

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Lady Andrea — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:14:26 EDT

@G Voll the Mole: absolutely not.

Lady Andrea

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Dewey Decimal System — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:14:20 EDT

Are those pictures from "The Battle of The Bulge"?

Dewey Decimal System

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Niceguy Eddie — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:14:04 EDT

Playing fake-gay is about as manly as it gets.

Niceguy Eddie

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El Knob Grande — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:14:00 EDT

Can you tell me how to check for a hernia?

[/Maraka]

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Lady Andrea — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:13:59 EDT

@Phony Gwynn: "girthy?"

Lady Andrea

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Sh!tShow — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:13:58 EDT

@Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: awesome.

Sh!tShow

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LingeringBursitis — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:13:48 EDT

Dude in the middle has already perfected the deer in headlights face that prevails in the bukkake video world.

He'll go far as an NFL hanger-on.

LingeringBursitis

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MitchKayak — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:13:46 EDT

The "figures" tag is a nice touch.

MitchKayak

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Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:13:43 EDT

@Weed Against Speed: J.J. Redick was in the clubhouse, too?

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G Voll the Mole — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:13:32 EDT

@Lady Andrea: So does this change your plans to get a shiny new Quinn jersey? I'm guessing no.

G Voll the Mole

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Cousins of Ron Mexico — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:13:31 EDT

@Weed Against Speed: I doubt there will be much shock involved.

Cousins of Ron Mexico

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bLiNdLuCk — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:13:25 EDT

@Lady Andrea:

bLiNdLuCk

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Phony Gwynn — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:13:18 EDT

"C'mon, it'll be fun. Ok, Brady and Coby, make a happy face. Stefan, look like you're surprised at how girthy they are. What? Oh yeah, I'll totally delete it later."

Phony Gwynn

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SirWalterIII — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:13:18 EDT

@Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: I just don't see Cartman in Brady Quinn. Maybe Butters... but not Cartman.

SirWalterIII

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Weed Against Speed — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:12:54 EDT

@alumnigonzo: He appears to know that "The Shocker" is on its way.

Weed Against Speed

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Cousins of Ron Mexico — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:12:29 EDT

@Civil Negligence: I thought Barbaro was euthenized?

Cousins of Ron Mexico

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Hextall454 — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:12:02 EDT

Groin-grabbingly bad.

- Homer

Hextall454

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Matt_T — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:11:56 EDT

Brady - Chris Hansen would like a word with you

Matt_T

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TheGoldfishCowboy — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:11:31 EDT

Eek means No

TheGoldfishCowboy

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Lady Andrea — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:11:18 EDT

"Is this the way to take a few strokes off your game?"

Lady Andrea

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Metschick — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:11:12 EDT

@Jen P: yeah! he does. And he's not that cute. He has a peanut head.

Metschick

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Weed Against Speed — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:11:05 EDT

This picture must have been taken right before they got the Champagne Coolies they ordered.

Weed Against Speed

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LingeringBursitis — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:10:46 EDT

That is gay

LingeringBursitis

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Sir Hotbod Handsomeface — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:10:23 EDT

Brady: Moooooom, I, don't, want to go to school tomorrow... Deadspin has a picture of me, and they're gonna show everyone during Show and Tell, and, everyone's gonna laugh at meeee.

Mrs. Quinn: Now why would they do that?

Brady: Because, they're jealous of how much smarter I am than them. So, they're gonna show everyone the picturrrre.

Mrs. Quinn: What is the picture of, Brady?

Brady: Last time, when me and those 2 random dudes went golfing, I was being really nice to them and I was... gonna take a picture of them for their mom to have.

Mrs. Quinn: Ohh, that's nice.

Brady: But then, right when I took the picture, I tripped, and, fell down, and my hand landed right on their penis, and, then I thought of something funny, so I smiled up at, the camera and gave like a, thumbs up, and, and then Deadspin took the picture from me, and they're gonna show it to everybody, and make them think I'm gaaaaaaay. [turns his face to the wall and cries again]

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Civil Negligence — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:10:16 EDT

Note: if the dude on the left's hand position is correct, the fella in the middle must be hung like Barbaro.

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KOGOD — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:10:16 EDT

polo and khakis are perfectly acceptable as long as you're playing golf. cupping the balls...not so much.

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Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:10:02 EDT

The "douche" needle is firmly in the red...

...and it ain't movin'.

We all like Polo shirts, but c'mon.

Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee

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Cousins of Ron Mexico — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:09:59 EDT

The kid in the middle looks terrified and the kid on the left just looks like he doesn't want to be there. It's like Brady's already in the huddle next fall!

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Moobs — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:09:54 EDT

Brady, your first priority as an NFL quarterback is to protect the ball(s). I'm disappointed in you.

Moobs

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GorgeForeman — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:09:31 EDT

I think it's an ad proof for the fragrance, Ralph Lauren Muni Course.

GorgeForeman

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Jen P — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:08:59 EDT

"Now that we've perfected our grips, let's go get our golf on ..."

Jen P

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TheStarterWife — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:08:29 EDT

@throwbot: Hey, you recycled too. Now I don't feel so bad.

TheStarterWife

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Moobs — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:08:26 EDT

Tim Hardaway does not approve.

C'mon, it was there.

Moobs

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diddly — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:08:20 EDT

"I need an adult! I need an adult!"

diddly

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Barbero's Gay Lover — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:08:07 EDT

World's largest game of "gay chicken" ends in a draw.

Barbero's Gay Lover

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RashaanEnis — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:08:04 EDT

You can tell the photo is in jest because none of their collars are popped.

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bLiNdLuCk — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:07:47 EDT

On a side note, apparently the guy in the yellow is really well hung.

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Jen P — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:07:33 EDT

And actually, this is a great way to meet guys.

Jen P

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bLiNdLuCk — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:07:14 EDT

@metschick: No you're not.

I'll show you mine if you show me yours!

bLiNdLuCk

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Pete Gaines — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:07:01 EDT

There aren't enough pound signs in the world to mask how ### that picture is.

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TheStarterWife — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:06:57 EDT

"The keys to throwing a perfect spiral every time are: Your hand positioning, your release, and your timing."

Yes I posted the same thing on KSK. Bite me.

TheStarterWife

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Jen P — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:06:47 EDT

The one in the middle also looks to be about 14 years old.

Jen P

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RashaanEnis — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:06:43 EDT

@metschick: DAMMIT

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Civil Negligence — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:06:42 EDT

My doctor does that too; except he tells me to turn to the side and cough.

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Kid Canada — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:06:37 EDT

Brady's favourite song: Jason Mraz, "The Geek in the Pink".

I mean, Jason Mraz? Who's that? I never listen to that kind of music...

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RashaanEnis — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:06:29 EDT

Who among us doesn't have awkward pictures of ourselves happily grabbing our friend's crotches? Come on people, stop the hypocrisy.

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soozycue — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:06:28 EDT

I know exactly what's going on in this photo.

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Metschick — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:05:52 EDT

What, I'm the only one who takes pics with her friends where we all grab each other crotches?

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throwbot — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:05:24 EDT

I was going to hang out with these guys, but my polo shirt and khakis were in the wash.

Plus, I don't enjoy putting my hands on another dude's junk.

throwbot

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Matt Sussman — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:04:35 EDT

No! No! No! And sometimes no!

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SteveJeltzFan — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:04:09 EDT

Oh sure, grasp at another man's ass 60 times on a Sunday and you're a hero, but you cup another man's balls just once...

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Proverbial — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:03:17 EDT

I don't think any of us knows what's going on in that picture.

Proverbial