Crunch Time For The Warriors ... And Their Fans - Deadspin Comments

Believe me, I won't hold your omissions against you. Slackers are my friends.

BigTDog

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TheStarterWife — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:33:18 EDT

I;m the slack ass who has not written anything for a week.

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TheStarterWife — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:32:51 EDT

www.ladiesdotdotdot.com

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BigTDog — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:31:37 EDT

What is the link to you Ladies...?

I haven't visited in a while

BigTDog

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Metschick — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:31:30 EDT

@TheStarterWife: I know. I was a dumb ass and bought a second controller for 40 bucks, when I could've gotten it with Wii Play for a few bucks more.

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TheStarterWife — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:30:32 EDT

It was funny. I bought the Wii and then we started the Ladies, which meant I ignored the Wii for a long while in the NCAA tourney.

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RonMexicosPitbull — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:30:21 EDT

Jon Stewart thinks cancer is funny and Colbert loves McDreamy. When is he going to betterknow deadspin?

RonMexicosPitbull

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Metschick — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:28:27 EDT

@Texas Gal: I'm not that far. In fact, I'm still early on in the game, but Baby Mets and other various activities don't allow me much Wii time. Boo.

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TheStarterWife — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:27:47 EDT

@metschick: You do get another controller with Wii Play.

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Texy — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:27:23 EDT

@metschick: I bought Wii Play, and you do indeed get a second controller. And Wii Play is FUN.

Texy

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BigTDog — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:25:52 EDT

I like free

BigTDog

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BigTDog — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:24:28 EDT

I don't think I've used F5 as much as I have tonight

BigTDog

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Metschick — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:24:22 EDT

@BigTDog: I heard that if you buy Wii Play, you get a 2nd controller "free". The game costs between 40-50 bucks.

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Texy — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:24:04 EDT

I'm all the way to the end on Super Paper Mario, that last level. Unfortunately, I do not have the time or patience to collect all those recipes or whatever. Dumb.

Texy

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BigTDog — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:22:40 EDT

Looks like fun...I'll have to invest in a 2nd controller and find some friends

BigTDog

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Metschick — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:22:15 EDT

@TheStarterWife: It's awesome. Especially when you switch from 2D to 3D.

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TheStarterWife — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:21:12 EDT

Ugh... I hate when threads move.

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Metschick — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:20:41 EDT

@BigTDog: Mario Party 8 for Wii.

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BigTDog — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:19:25 EDT

@CardinalRedOctober:

I heard there was going to be a Bob Ross Wii game coming out. Is that still in the works?

For me to poop on!

BigTDog

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TheStarterWife — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:18:53 EDT

@Texas Gal: Yeppers. The next Katamari is going to be Xbox360 and Wii. Just think about... BOTH ARMS TO ROLL THE BALL!

@BigTDog: I haven't played Zelda yet. I should.

Metsy - I've heard Paper Mario is fun.

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CardinalRedOctober — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:17:48 EDT

I heard there was going to be a Bob Ross Wii game coming out. Is that still in the works?

CardinalRedOctober

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BigTDog — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:17:37 EDT

What is this Mario Party?

BigTDog

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Metschick — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:16:57 EDT

TSW: I CANNOT wait for Mario Party to come out. That's gonna be my shit right there.

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Lady Andrea — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:16:52 EDT

@CardinalRedOctober: people are in the To Watch Tonight thread, apparently. Join us, won't you?

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RonMexicosPitbull — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:16:16 EDT

Stephen Jackson is 4 games away from fighting Raja Bell.

RonMexicosPitbull

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TheStarterWife — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:16:07 EDT

Is Cuban cursing at the camera?

@BigTDog: Same. Although in
Wii golf, I work with the wind better.

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BigTDog — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:16:05 EDT

Zelda is pretty cool.

BigTDog

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Texy — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:15:50 EDT

@TheStarterWife: Wait- what?!?! I did not know of this awesomeness! I was happy for Super Paper Mario. Katamari on Wii makes me delirious with joy.

Texy

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businessorleisure — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:15:48 EDT

WAIT-- WHAT DID CUBAN JUST SAY INTO THE CAMERA?!

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CardinalRedOctober — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:15:37 EDT

@Lady Andrea: Hello yourself. Is D!UAN really this addictive? I gotta wake up in five hours, but I don't see myself stopping any time soon.

CardinalRedOctober

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DougOLis — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:14:51 EDT

@Baba Oje: Damnit. Wait, why are there two DUANs going on at the same time?

DougOLis

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John Amaechi's Playoff Beard — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:14:40 EDT

I think Shaun Bradley just got dunked on again.

John Amaechi's Playoff Beard

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TheStarterWife — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:14:24 EDT

@Texas Gal: That's one of the things that is disappointing with the Wii. Other than Sports and the old games I've downloaded, I'm not impressed.

Soon... Wii Katamari Damacy will come though, and I will explode in happiness.

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wildcatfan — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:14:22 EDT

The people leaving the Golden State game early in order to beat the traffic are officially my favorite fans ever.

wildcatfan

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businessorleisure — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:14:19 EDT

@DougOLis: Probably.

"Dear Blog,

With a heavy heart but a clear conscience, I have decided to end it all here..."

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BigTDog — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:14:11 EDT

I get frustrated at the lack of clubs. Wood-Iron-Wedge-Putter. It's like golfing in the 3rd World...except, well, there's golf.

BigTDog

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Metschick — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:13:26 EDT

@TheStarterWife: I have it. But Super Paper Mario has been sucking up all my Wii time lately, so I haven't even played Tiger Golf.

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Lady Andrea — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:12:47 EDT

@businessorleisure: haha, that's awesome.

@Baba Oje: darn right.

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TheStarterWife — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:12:43 EDT

@BigTDog: I've heard that too.

My "real" gold game makes me REALLY mad. I have a great short game, but cannot drive worth shit.

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DougOLis — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:12:41 EDT

@businessorleisure: Will this finally prompt him to write about sports on his blog?

DougOLis

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Dr. Michael Mancini — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:12:30 EDT

@DougOLis: I think it was just yesterday it happened.

Dr. Michael Mancini

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Texy — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:12:25 EDT

@TheStarterWife: I just have Wii sports. I don't think I can hang with Tiger.

Texy

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businessorleisure — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:12:08 EDT

@DougOLis: I noticed that tonight too.

@Lady Andrea: His look is like my grandmother's when my sister brought home a black guy.

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RedDear — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:11:44 EDT

Did anyone else see Labamba from Late Night with Conan O,Brian when they showed the crowd?

RedDear

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BabaOje — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:11:24 EDT

@DougOLis: This is the cool kids table. You need to go to To Watch Tonight.

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BigTDog — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:11:22 EDT

Just like real golf!

My sister sent me the Tecmo golf (she works in that industry) I have yet to pop it in though...she tells me it's better.

BigTDog

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Lady Andrea — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:10:24 EDT

@businessorleisure: oh, totally. He looks like someone drove over his puppy. Hee hee.

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DougOLis — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:10:18 EDT

When did they take away the ability to choose which page to go to? Has it been that long since I've been on DUAN?

DougOLis

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TheStarterWife — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:10:14 EDT

@BigTDog: The golf game makes me mad.

Has anyone bought the Tiger Golf game yet?

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BigTDog — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:10:03 EDT

I cannot believe this game was close at halftime

BigTDog

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businessorleisure — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:09:43 EDT

The shots of Cuban are killing me-- in a fairly good way.

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TheStarterWife — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:09:36 EDT

As we wind down? Marv, 3 minutes left. Mavs have plenty of time to come back.

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Lady Andrea — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:09:17 EDT

@CardinalRedOctober: hello you!

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BigTDog — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:09:02 EDT

@CardinalRedOctober:

I'm into the golf, myself. I think my record is -6. Then I just started disappointing myself

BigTDog

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BabaOje — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:08:56 EDT

@metschick: It was a good one

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PoppaPerk — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:07:24 EDT

I'm dying to see T-Mac lose to the #8 G State, and two of the best 3 players in the NBA can't win a title for their life (kobe), and it KILLS them.

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CardinalRedOctober — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:06:56 EDT

@TheStarterWife: Meh. Bowling is where it's at. I wish they would have just added some features and made that a separate, freaking awesome game. Like a 2 lane split-screen with six bowlers aside. That would be sweet.

CardinalRedOctober

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John Amaechi's Playoff Beard — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:06:13 EDT

@RonMexicosPitbull: I don't think that works with two bottoms...probably just a lot of awkward staring and exposed stink stars.

John Amaechi's Playoff Beard

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asliceofbacon — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:06:12 EDT

i bet the mavs wish they would have kept keith van horn

asliceofbacon

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TheStarterWife — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:05:35 EDT

Didn't Kate Hudson go to HS with one of the Warriors and is still friends with him? That's not really a bandwagon.

Barstoolio - Affirmed. On Holly being hot. I missed the redhead part.

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Metschick — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:05:20 EDT

@Baba Oje: I should've known you were referencing Scrubs. I loved tonight's episode!!!

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BigTDog — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:05:01 EDT

I think Golden State needs a "Black Hole" at one end of the court. Lord knows us Raider fans need something to root for.

BigTDog

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Lady Andrea — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:04:54 EDT

@metschick: ohhhhh, okay. Well, then no. Mine was not a Devil's Threesome.

I've said a lot of things....

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Texy — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:04:48 EDT

@Clare: This game, Clare! AAHHHHHHH!

Texy

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RonMexicosPitbull — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:04:45 EDT

@John_Amaechis_Playoff_Beard: Wait until Brady Quinn bends over Vince Carter at half court. Fixed

RonMexicosPitbull

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Lady Andrea — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:04:01 EDT

@Baba Oje: ahhh, okay.

@The Great Barstoolio: she's totally hot. But I thought she told me she's naturally a blonde.

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Metschick — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:03:59 EDT

@Lady Andrea: I don't know where he got it from, but they said it tonight on Scrubs. Devils threesome = three girls.

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businessorleisure — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:03:58 EDT

@John_Amaechis_Playoff_Beard: Oh am awaiting that with open arms, friend. That and when Dirk stands with his mouth open looking up at the scoreboard after the game is open, thinking, "is there another quarter? Is that it?"

M-V-P! M-V-P! M-V-P!

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TheStarterWife — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:03:47 EDT

@CardinalRedOctober: Just keep going. do the training. Half the time I just play the home run derby game.

Weed - The Wii is ok. Time killer for GTA IV for me.

Clare - You were there for the sex talk!

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throwbot — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:03:14 EDT

@Poppa Perk:

I bet Mullin's pissed he can't be getting blind drunk with all the other Oakland dudes.

fixed.

throwbot

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The Great Barstoolio — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:02:54 EDT

@Lady Andrea: @TheStarterWife: Holly is, in fact, a redhead. A very hot one :)

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BabaOje — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:02:51 EDT

@Lady Andrea: Scrubs joke.

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Analrapist — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:02:51 EDT

@JebusHChrist: AnalRapist has no concerns for other people's feelings.

Analrapist

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BigTDog — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:02:35 EDT

@BowdenBowdenBowden:

I game in fits and spurts. What's your #?

I find that I oversaturate, then I'm bored. I'll pick it up again, I promise

BigTDog

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a single mother (with a penis) — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:02:32 EDT

@El Knob Grande:

There's nothing like "first period" or "bra shopping" or "let's go visit the vag doc to get big sis pills"

As their Mom said-"Watch 'Full House', it will be a training guide"

I had to call bullshit on that one.

a single mother (with a penis)

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Dignan — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:02:19 EDT

@Gnarls Oakley: Yeah, you're right. That's why the Spurs and Mavs played in an unstable 2nd round series last year.

Honestly though, I think if the Warriors played like this all post season (which they won't) they could win the title. However, they already look beat up, and I think it's hard to imagine they could keep shooting this lights out from 3-point range. But who knows. I've never seen an 8th seed play this fucking amazing.

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Lady Andrea — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:01:55 EDT

@JebusHChrist: I think he meant the Jebus upstairs.

It's not quite To Watch Tonight territory yet....

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Metschick — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:01:52 EDT

@Clare: hola, Clare.

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PoppaPerk — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:01:49 EDT

I bet Mullin's pissed he can't be giving hardcore high 5s and fist pumps with all the other Oakland dudes.

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CardinalRedOctober — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:01:41 EDT

@TheStarterWife: For some reason, we can't figure out how to get more than one hit in a Wii Baseball game. Played 5 or 6 games one time without even scoring a run.

CardinalRedOctober

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JebusHChrist — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:01:00 EDT

@AnalRapist: How is that a deal for me?

JebusHChrist

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Lady Andrea — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:00:35 EDT

@Baba Oje: I don't get the Devil's threesome joke. Sorry, Adorable Koala Bear.

@AnalRapist: fair enough. I only need 6'2 or over, though.

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Oops Pow Surprise — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:00:31 EDT

It's about that time to head to To Watch Tonight.

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Weed Against Speed — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:00:25 EDT

@TheStarterWife: I've asked before on DU!AN, is Wii worth it?

Weed Against Speed

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BowdenBowdenBowden — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:00:25 EDT

@BigTDog: Why's your Wii gathering dust? Been busy?

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BabaOje — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:00:24 EDT

@Athletic Supporter: Nunchukas

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Yostal — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:00:18 EDT

MOVE OUT...To To Watch Tonight!

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Yostal — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:59:56 EDT

@Athletic Supporter: Love to, legally can't. What I really want is a TASER, but that is more for classroom management purposes.

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John Amaechi's Playoff Beard — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:59:51 EDT

@businessorleisure: Wait until Jackson bends Croshere over at half court.

John Amaechi's Playoff Beard

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PoppaPerk — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:59:38 EDT

@throwbot: They showed Snoop and Woody Harrelson too, earlier. No more L.A., they move up to Oakland.

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El Knob Grande — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:59:19 EDT

@klemmer35: Keep us posted when you write your book. I'll definitely buy a copy.

El Knob Grande

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Lady Andrea — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:59:15 EDT

@throwbot: I love her and her mom. I'm okay with her jumping on the Warriors' bandwagon. I did.

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businessorleisure — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:59:12 EDT

@throwbot: Nah man, Kate Hudson actually thinks she's at the Laker's game now. That's all.

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Clare — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:59:09 EDT

@TheStarterWife: We did? I missed it. (Story of my life.)

Hi, bitches!

Clare

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BabaOje — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:59:02 EDT

@Lady Andrea: Devil's threesome?
@TheStarterWife: I put off facebook for almost 3 years. Then a bunch of friends were overseas this spring, so I had to give in

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Oops Pow Surprise — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:58:54 EDT

@Poppa Perk: Indeed.

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Athletic Supporter v0.42beta — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:58:52 EDT

@Yostal: All I keep in my desk is a can of pepper spray.

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TheStarterWife — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:58:30 EDT

@BigTDog: Not using the Wii?

I left it alone a few weeks ago for awhile, but I'm back into it. Wii Sports is a nice way to relax.

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The Legend of Vincent Tremblay

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The Legend of Vincent Tremblay — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:58:29 EDT

I love how JRich just stopped, like he was thinking about it for a moment.

"Should I heave up the three? Really stick it in and twist it? ...Aw, what the hell."

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Analrapist — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:58:09 EDT

@Lady Andrea: Ok. For every redhead the world gains, Jeebus will also create a man over 6'5. Deal?

Analrapist

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businessorleisure — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:58:06 EDT

Man, Richardson and Crazy Eyes Davis are SCREAMING on the court. This is a fucking beautiful game to witness as a nonpartisan.

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throwbot — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:57:46 EDT

kate hudson is at the warriors game? are they the new hip NBA team now that the Lakers are done?

throwbot

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BigTDog — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:57:43 EDT

That pass was incredible

BigTDog

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Oops Pow Surprise — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:57:42 EDT

Are the headstones with the Mavs logo on them engraved yet? We need about 15 of them.

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Metschick — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:57:36 EDT

@klemmer35: okay. will do.

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PoppaPerk — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:57:35 EDT

This is actually insanely fun to watch.

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Lady Andrea — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:57:32 EDT

@Yostal: I hear that. I actually had a very scary conversation with my Rector and other AR the day of the shootings about what would happen if that happened here. We were all crying because we all knew we'd do anything to protect our girls.

/sad threadjack. Commence dick jokes

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Barry White Stripes, Office LW — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:57:17 EDT

Is Avewee's head going to blow up too?

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Barry White Stripes, Office LW — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:56:31 EDT

@Dignan: NBA doesn't reseed, so it will be 2 (PHX) v 3 (SA), and 8 (G-State) v 4/5

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Lady Andrea — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:56:24 EDT

@AnalRapist: *ahem* Blondie here.

@metschick: yes, it was very naughty.

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Yostal — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:56:02 EDT

@Lady Andrea: I try not to think about it too much, but there's also a reason I keep a seven iron and an official MLB baseball in my classroom.

But really, if the rubber ever really meets the road, I am putting so many desks in front of the door, all they're hitting is plastic and metal.

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businessorleisure — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:55:58 EDT

@Lady Andrea: Whoops. My bad. I must've been thinking of another time. Or maybe making one up. I spend too much time unconscious. That's the lesson here.

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BigTDog — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:55:21 EDT

You can still me my Wii friend...even though I haven't touched that thing in a month

BigTDog

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Metschick — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:54:59 EDT

@Weed Against Speed: not my fault he drank way too much. (that third guy was a close friend from law school, and the guy I slept with was his co-worker.)

@@Suss--:: Dammit, and I said the sentence out loud a couple time to make sure that didn't happen. Guess I wasn't paying attention to myself.

@Lady Andrea: naughty!

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Analrapist — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:54:59 EDT

@Lady Andrea: Yes. The world needs more redheads.

Analrapist

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BigTDog — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:54:50 EDT

@Dr. Michael Mancini:

Was he a comedian?

BigTDog

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TheStarterWife — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:54:47 EDT

@Yostal: There will be no joining Facebook or MySpace for TSW.

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Jerkwheat — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:54:42 EDT

@Athletic Supporter: we did that too - but I have a knack for improv songs that are both hilarious and vulgar so we went the song route quite a bit. It was more personal that way.

The lesson being - never have sex at a small college fraternity house unless you want the whole house and all visitors cheering you on.

Jerkwheat

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Lady Andrea — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:54:37 EDT

@businessorleisure: uh, I said they were both "conscious." So, that was not me, fella. : )

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RonMexicosPitbull — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:54:23 EDT

Over under on the number of white oaklanders ghostriding is all 984 of them.

RonMexicosPitbull

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Dignan — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:54:19 EDT

@Gnarls Oakley: Why would they play SA? The Spurs finished 3rd in the west... therefore, they would have to play the higher seed (Houston/Utah) right?

I might be wrong. I don't know.

Either way, I'm going to enjoy watching the Suns/Spurs rip the shit out of this Warriors team.

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Dr. Michael Mancini — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:54:15 EDT

I was there once when the roommate had sex. I won't forget the phrase "I was a gymnast!"

Dr. Michael Mancini

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TheStarterWife — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:54:03 EDT

@BowdenBowdenBowden: Because I believe in neither of them.

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Lady Andrea — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:53:41 EDT

@TheStarterWife: I think she's actually a blonde, naturally. She has red hair right now though. At least, that's what she told me.

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Yostal — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:53:28 EDT

@TheStarterWife: Rectify that TSW by making your own Facebook. One of us...one of us...

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a single mother (with a penis) — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:53:25 EDT

Sort of... We were divorced when she got sick.. Check the email you have listed on your blog.. I wrote you there this morning

a single mother (with a penis)

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Athletic Supporter v0.42beta — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:53:22 EDT

Is it me, or is Matt Barnes "Doug Christie v2.0" (minus the crazy wife, of course).

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businessorleisure — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:53:03 EDT

@Lady Andrea: And I woke up with a NASTY knock on the noggin, thanks. You coulda drugged me.

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BowdenBowdenBowden — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:53:03 EDT

@TheStarterWife: Why no Myspace or Facebook? I actually didn't have either, but Deadspin actually made it useful to have them.

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Lady Andrea — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:52:55 EDT

@Yostal: actually, I sort of am on edge since the VaTech thing. I had multiple friends and relatives call me b/c they were all freaked that I'd block the door or take the bullets to save my residents. Scary.

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The Great Barstoolio — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:52:55 EDT

@Dignan: We have a Dignan now? Does he look like a giant yellow banana?

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Yostal — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:52:54 EDT

@BowdenBowdenBowden: 6 fire, 2 tornado, 2 oh shit lockdown drills, which is new this year.

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Jerkwheat — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:52:47 EDT

@TheStarterWife: my Mii is far more handsome and dashing

Jerkwheat

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BowdenBowdenBowden — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:52:02 EDT

@Yostal: Do you have bomb drills or earthquake drills?

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TheStarterWife — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:52:02 EDT

Holly's a redhead? Why did I think she was more brunette.

Dammit. No MySpace and Facebook, and I have no idea what anyone looks like, other than Jerkwheat and that is just from his Mii.

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John Amaechi's Playoff Beard — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:51:58 EDT

Dirk has played remarkably well, hitting more shots than most could...with both hands wrapped firmly around their neck.

John Amaechi's Playoff Beard

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Oops Pow Surprise — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:51:56 EDT

@AnalRapist: She liked it.

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businessorleisure — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:51:53 EDT

Nice to see Chris Mullin and Tim Hardaway get some face time.

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The Great Barstoolio — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:51:38 EDT

@Yostal: As long as she's topping a list somewhere. That's where she belongs.

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Buzz Bissinger — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:51:32 EDT

Question: Do you think Don Nelson smokes Black and Milds?

Buzz Bissinger

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Athletic Supporter v0.42beta — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:51:29 EDT

@Jerkwheat: Roughly the same here, except replace the guitar with us pounding on the door yelling "DONT DO IT!!"

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Analrapist — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:51:16 EDT

@Oops Pow Surprise: I just did. She says fuck you for giving her Hep-C.

Analrapist

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Metschick — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:51:05 EDT

@klemmer35: are you a widower?

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BowdenBowdenBowden — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:50:55 EDT

@Jerkwheat: I thought it was a tie on the doorknob.

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Oops Pow Surprise — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:50:52 EDT

@AnalRapist: Right here pal.

Sincerely,
OPS '89

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Barry White Stripes, Office LW — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:50:37 EDT

@Dignan: I think PHX plays San Antonio...I tried to get tix for G1 and ticketmaster gave me the stiff arm.

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Yostal — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:50:26 EDT

@Lady Andrea: We had the tenth and final emergency drill of the year at school today, so I am just in disaster preparedness mode.

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Lady Andrea — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:50:10 EDT

@El Knob Grande: you have twins!!!!! I'm so jealous. When I was 5, I asked Santa for a twin sister after seeing Haley Mills' Parent Trap.

@metschick: Hi Mets! I did too, but they were both conscious. Heh heh.

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Athletic Supporter v0.42beta — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:50:05 EDT

@Yostal:

"When the comments hit 1,000, everyone evacs to To Watch Tonight, OK?"
Agreed.

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Matt Sussman — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:50:04 EDT

"I did have sex once with a third person in the room, but he was knocked the fuck out."

I am well aware you didn't mean "there was a third person in the room, passed out, and I had sex with him." But that makes the story better.

Matt Sussman

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BigTDog — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:50:04 EDT

@AnalRapist:

Wasn't that a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode?

BigTDog

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TheStarterWife — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:50:00 EDT

@BigTDog: Andie's heard the story, (the Ladies once had a sex discussion email thread... long story), but its bad with a hippie mom who can talk about seeing "Prince Alberts."

@AnalRapist: That is an awful story. If I have a son, I promise I will not do that to him.

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Dignan — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:49:52 EDT

It'll be like, "yeah, yeah... 75 wins... so fucking what. What are you going to do in the playoffs?"

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Weed Against Speed — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:49:29 EDT

@metschick: What the hell did you do to him/her??

Weed Against Speed

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Yostal — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:49:27 EDT

@The Great Barstoolio: True dat, but we have her listed separately under "Super stabby college football fan gals we adore."

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BigTDog — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:49:16 EDT

@Lady Andrea:

Indeed.

BigTDog

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Analrapist — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:49:16 EDT

@@Suss--:: I was 8. You find me an 8 year old with a 12" cock.

Analrapist

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Lady Andrea — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:49:06 EDT

@Yostal: awwww, you're like a stewardess! Where are the emergency exits? What do I do with my oxygen mask?

*my mom was one and that scene in Tommy Boy makes her laugh until she cries

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buttons — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:49:03 EDT

@Yostal: I think I'm gonna go ahead and pack my shit now - I just saw Jim Cantore drive by in the Weather Channel van.

Aaaand I'm spent. Goodnight, DU!AN!

buttons

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Barry White Stripes, Office LW — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:48:55 EDT

And....boom goes the Marc Cuban!

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Dignan — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:48:49 EDT

The Suns will have fun with Golden State. Not like the Warriors care, since they "have nothing to lose".

I don't think I'm going to be able to forgive the Mavs til next postseason.

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The Great Barstoolio — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:48:41 EDT

@Yostal: Ya'll forgot to list Holly, by the way. Hot redhead, indeed.

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Jerkwheat — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:48:39 EDT

@Athletic Supporter: we used the cliche coathanger on the doorknob or certain music playing meant "stay away its naughty time" method.

of course that just meant standing outside the door with the guitar and singing them sweet love songs with a large group of people

Jerkwheat

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Oops Pow Surprise — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:48:21 EDT

@AnalRapist: Man, I had no idea that by screwing your mom I'd have such far-reaching consequences. Tell her I say hi by the way.

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throwbot — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:48:12 EDT

@AnalRapist: so when did you learn about anal rape?

throwbot

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Lady Andrea — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:47:59 EDT

@BigTDog: I think the sex talk is always pretty awkward.

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Metschick — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:47:54 EDT

@Athletic Supporter: thank god I've never seen anyone else have sex, or had anyone else walk in on me.

I did have sex once with a third person in the room, but he was knocked the fuck out.

Good evening, DUAN.

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Matt Sussman — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:47:52 EDT

"That's how I learned about the birds, the bees, and inadequacies."

On the plus side, it makes the AnalRapy less painful for the victim.

Matt Sussman

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a single mother (with a penis) — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:47:46 EDT

@El Knob Grande:

Been raising two alone since their Mom passed away in 1999.

Gonna write a book about it "A Single Mother (with a Penis)"

the religious wrong will hate it
oprah will love it
springer will want to know if it's true.

good luck!

a single mother (with a penis)

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El Knob Grande — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:47:29 EDT

@Lady Andrea: All start with different letters - even the twins.

El Knob Grande

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throwbot — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:47:22 EDT

@Oops Pow Surprise: you win the contest for Stephen Jackson's nickname.

Captain Insane-O

throwbot

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CardinalRedOctober — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:47:04 EDT

I can't cheer for the Warriors. Ever since the 2004 World Series, when the whole country was cheering for the Sox, I vowed to never cheer for the team everyone is cheering for unless I have a vested interest.

CardinalRedOctober

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Yostal — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:46:57 EDT

I think we need to be ready to evacuate. When the comments hit 1,000, everyone evacs to To Watch Tonight, OK?

The Legend of Vincent Tremblay

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The Legend of Vincent Tremblay — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:46:44 EDT

Now that the hockey is over, I arrive just in time for EXPLODING CUBAN HEAD!

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businessorleisure — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:46:38 EDT

@Lady Andrea: I work nights, so I usually have my work cut out for me (both in trying to figure out what is being discussed and drinking the alcohols).

Man, the Warriors are POURING IT ON, guys and gals.

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BigTDog — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:46:21 EDT

@throwbot:

I'm sure we put the poor little guy through his paces.

I hear Lance Armstrong is available.

BigTDog

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Analrapist — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:46:14 EDT

@TheStarterWife: No toast for you Starter Wife.

I have a funny birds and the bee's story.

When I was maybe 8 or 9 years old my Mom pulls me in her room and gives me the talk. She decides to draw pictures to provide a visual aid. The drawing wasn't extremely detailed or anything, but frankly a little clue as to where the clitoris is would have saved me some time and embarrassment later on in life. Anyway, she draws the penis the size of the entire fucking paper. So here I am, balls still haven't dropped, and I'm just staring at this thing. Almost crying because it's so big. I didn't hear a word my mom was saying because I was just staring at this 11" monstrosity and kept saying to myself, "Mine is not that big. Is that what it's supposed to look like. Oh God." When it was over I just turned and walked away slowly without saying a word. That's how I learned about the birds, the bees, and inadequacies.

Analrapist

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Oops Pow Surprise — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:46:12 EDT

Here's the thing... take away all seven threes for Captain Insane-O, and the Warriors are still up by four. What a great game to watch.

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Lady Andrea — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:46:08 EDT

@BigTDog: embrace the Deadspin UP! All Night. It's great.

@El Knob Grande: that's so great, do their names all start with the same letter?

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Athletic Supporter v0.42beta — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:46:00 EDT

@RonMexicosPitbull: I think anybody who's gone to college has seen their roomate have sex at least 3 times... however, it's rarely on purpose or a desired situation.

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buttons — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:45:53 EDT

@Athletic Supporter: I dunno, the ol' Nibblator has begun to skip a beat every other refresh in the last few minutes.

buttons

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Barry White Stripes, Office LW — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:45:49 EDT

I think I need a beer to enjoy this Mavs whuppin. Plus two beers might do me in, I still haven't rehyrdrated after my hockey game tonight...

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BigTDog — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:45:42 EDT