<![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> does this mean I have to change my name?

Tits McGee

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> God damn Army.

Rozelle’s Bagman

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> Way to kill it on the operating table, guys. An ombudsman?? What's next, a move to Bristol and a failed cell phone service?

Spike Vrusho

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> sorry folks, but the commenting around here just isn't as good as it used to be. Maybe the daily news was just better back then (I long of the days of tales describing Tirico's ass-grabbing exploits)

McSwollenvich

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> I vote for banning the phrase of astonishment, 'Wow, just wow.' It's very prevalent on Fark and if it creeps onto Deadspin I may kill myself. That is probably the most annoying thing to me. I do not know why but it really Grinds My Gears.

Christ Sabo

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> COMPLETELY off topic, but I just wanted to point out that my avatar says "Cheat to Win" not "livestrong." Thanks, The Onion.

quick

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> Hey guys, hope I'm not too late to the party! Did you hear the one about the whale's hoo ha??

quick

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> What about cross-sport references? Where do they fall? For example, I called Dwayne Jarrett the Maciej Lampe of the NFL...Is that okay?

I mean, there's gotta be more out there than just the Pacman/Making It Rain thing that everyone jokes about.

FouledOut

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> UkraineNotWeak says:
Shall we say pistols at dawn?

We can say it. I don't know what it means, but we can say it.

(Later) He's got a wonderful voice, doesn't he? I should have shot him.

Rick Chandler

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @MitchKayak:


I was hoping that the general public, and not those with Duke Phillips' Disease would catch that one.


Merci beaucoup, monsieur 4 years to live!

WSUCanuck

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @Chris:

Of course you're right. I knew that.

BigTDog

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> I object, your honor! This trial is a travesty. It's a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham.

TheCardCheat

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> Man, this email list escalated rather quickly....

Peyton4Heisman

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @Greek McPapadopoulos: Someday the super karate monkey death car will park in Jimmy's space.

Dieter

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> The irony is that Woody Allen always quotes Anchorman. If you were a close, personal friend of his like I am, you'd know.

shtickless

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @BigTDog:

It's "house." Patrick Dempsey shit on Malachi's house, not his lawn.

Women don't get wooly, they get weary.

Chris

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> Dammit. I hate fucking up the references! Zero plus Zero equals fag!

DD4Life

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @yostal: No calls means FAG

DD4Life

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> Ah, Deadspin comment threads. They're bigger on the inside than they are on the outside...

ComeOnYouSpurs

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @Camp Tiger Claw: that's okay, I was going to bust out with "Shipbuilding."

ComeOnYouSpurs

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> I hired you commenters to try to git a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots

Rozelle’s Bagman

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @TheStarterWife: I prefer spayed, in honor of Bob Barker.

Ron

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @Lizalicious: "Are we awake?"

"I don't know. Are we black?"

ArmansCopyOfSwank

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: I thought you said "hilarious comedians."

Ron

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @The hoi polloi: I hope you're not gonna be a difficult case.

Camp Tiger Claw

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> "No smokin in the prone position. Any many caught smokin in the prone position will spend a night in the box. No quotin of 'Anchorman.' Any man quotin Anchorman will spend a night in the box. I'm Carr,(rob) the floor walker. I'm responsible for order in here.

THE hoi polloi

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.

Lizabelle

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> Comment ombudsmanship is the art of saying 'nice doggie' until you can find a rock.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> Is it still ok to quote hilarious comedians


...ladies?

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @Seabass: +1

@Hillbilly Bill Hilly: there is no Caddyshack II

where do we stand on HsR references?

TheGoldfishCowboy

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @TheStarterWife: But then I'd have to miss church!

JebusHChrist

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @BowdenBowdenBowden: No! No, I am not the Brain Specialist!

YES! Yes I am!

Peter Cavan

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @JebusHChrist: Ok, emails answered. We're watching Meatballs Wed after game 5. You're (as well as anyone else) to fly out to LA and watch with.

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @Lizalicious: Buttons only pawn in game of life.

buttons

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @Sweet Sassy MoLassy: That's what they said.

JebusHChrist

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @Rob Iracane: "Did anyone actually, you know, READ THE TOPIC OF THE COLUMN?"

Why would we want to start doing that NOW?

a single mother (with a penis)

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @Peter Cavan: Are you the Brain Specialist??

BowdenBowdenBowden

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> Jackie Chan (Rob)- "Do you understand the words comin outta my mouth?"

Chris Tucker (rest of Deadspin)- "Man, don't nobody understand shit comin outta yo mouth..."

THE hoi polloi

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @JebusHChrist:
With friends like you who needs friends.

Dan-tastic

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @Lizalicious: Let me just whip this out...

ArmansCopyOfSwank

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> Dusting off a classic (and sports-related) Roy Hobbs quote that seems appropriate as commentors scoure the internet for movie quotes:

Pick me out a winner, Bobby.

In Flagrante Delicto

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> I wish I knew how to quit you, movie quotes....

VOTE FOR BIB!
VOTE FOR BIB!
VOTE FOR BIB!

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> Would you say that we have had a plethora of comments?


Heffe do you even know what a plethora is?

jwaves2007

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> The Gawker post about the screaming British reporter reminds me of a few Python sketches.

http://www.gawker.com/news/cults/bbc-reporter-loses-his-mi...

He sounds like a Gumby, for one. And he has the glasses. All he needs is the mustache and handkerchief on his head.

Peter Cavan

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @Lizalicious: Lizalicious says: [reply to this comment]

@soozycue: Soozy, would you like some sausage, cuz you are the whales vaginas. Here's another vote for the attention-whore clause in the commenter manifesto.

I would say fixed, but apparently that is now out of vogue. And second your second.

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> "Ever since then, I be like 'Fuck Hector(rob)'"

"I got mind control on Debo(rob). He say shut up and I do, but when he leave, I be talkin again."

THE hoi polloi

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> Save the commenting, save Deadspin.

In Flagrante Delicto

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @metschick: Nevermind.

JebusHChrist

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> Oh, and what are our feelings on Blazing Saddles.

Lizabelle

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @soozycue: Soozy, would you like some sausage, cuz you are the whales vagina. Here's another vote for the attention-whore clause in the commenter manifesto.

Lizabelle

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> Rob,

Or what? You'll release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> The Royal Penis is clean, your Highness...

THE hoi polloi

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> Might I also ask that people stop commanding the beginning of comedy pyramids? They're funnier when they develop naturally.

Either that or I haven't had enough caffeine this afternoon.

Jeff Martin

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @Sex-Panther: The sketches come back to me before the quotes do. Like this weekend, when I was watching "The Tudors" with a friend and seeing the cardinal with his staff reminded me of "The Bishop!"

"We was too late. The Reverend Grundy bit the ceiling."

Peter Cavan

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @In Flagrante Delicto: Now that is some excellent quotage, and is sports related. Well played sir, well played.

Yostal

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> Come on, Rob. Let the play... LET them play... LET THEM play... LET THEM PLAY! LET THEM PLAY!

Sandy Magic Jackson

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @Dex: Rack it. Great comment.

Grimey

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @Peter Cavan: Sorry, I missed your comment...gotta be honest, my ability to quickly remember Flying Circus quotes has waned in recent years

PHONICS wif Emmitt Smiff

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> What are you doing? You promised me breakfast.

Breakfast, shmreakfast. Look at the score, for Christ's sake. It's only the second period and I'm up 12 to 2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, "the Whale," they only beat Vancouver once, maybe twice in a lifetime.

In Flagrante Delicto

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> "I get it now!"

peyote, anyone?

McSwollenvich

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @JebusHChrist: I was speaking of J-Money, gordonshumway.

Metschick

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> This makes me so happy. Deadspin is my favorite. Some of the commentators here were seriously making me remember why I stopped listening to Jim Rome.

Does Jim Rome take callers still? What do those guys think they're auditioning for? Why are they such tools?

Dex

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @Magnolia: Except for the edited-for-TV version of The Hard Way...

"You slug in a ditch!"

Grimey

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @crazyjoedavola: the term "rain delay" makes me think of The War at Home. Which is now available as a 40-episode DVD.

MattMillenFanClub

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> Or the edited for TV version, where funky fuffers was a swear word?

Nothing can top the USA edited-for-TV version of The Big Lebowski, which gave us "This is what happens when you feed a stranger in the Alps."

Holly/Magnolia/Stabby

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @metschick: Did someone say my name?

JebusHChrist

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> Can we quote House Party?
Catch your own ride to the DU!AN Dragon Breath!

Or the edited for TV version, where funky fuffers was a swear word?


drewheyman

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> Please tell me we're getting rid of Fixed. I hate that.

goathair

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> People are quoting things on Deadspin? When did this happen? I thought these comments were hilariously original.

Rory B. Bellows

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @Peter Cavan: Tenga Cuidado, hay llamas!

BowdenBowdenBowden

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @Rob Iracane: "Now, the story of commentors that lost Anchorman, and the one ombudsman who had no choice but to keep them all together. It's 'Arrested Development.'"

Little Wooden Boy

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> Pop culture is sports

Writes that on my hand, right below:

Lenny=white
Karl=black

being_sven

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @Sex-Panther: No, no, no, I said episodes. Everyone knows The Holy Grail. I'm looking for more obscure quotes. Like
"Drop your panties, Sir William! I cannot wait 'til lunchtime!"
"My nipples explode with delight!"

Peter Cavan

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> OK, an IMDB search for The Third Leg yields no results, so all three of you are wrong.

That being said, I've got an idea for a movie....

Grimey

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> Rob, what about song lyrics? Or movie quotes used in songs? What about song lyrics that refer to movies, but don't directly quote them?

THE hoi polloi

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @Chamomiles Davis: Thank you, I try.

Ron

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @MattMillenFanClub: Every Mets rain delay growing up had that Casey quote. Im not that old, close though

crazyjoedavola

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @BowdenBowdenBowden: re: Andie's quote. Yes it was, and my mom thanks her for it.

Pamchenko! Do it!

Clare

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> Do I look like a man who would enjoy a good game of Goofy Ball?

SpamSpamSpam

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @Big Daddy Drew: My day has been made.

Yostal

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @The Great Barstoolio: Fair enough. I'd follow up with another reference but I don't want to wear out my welcome even more so.

ScottVanPeltIsMyHero

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @BigRicks: I like Supermike.

@metschick: *siiigh*

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> Last movie quote from me - I really have nothing to say, but I want to say it all the same.

@metschick: a HA!

@Lady Andrea: Was that a reference to "The Cutting Edge?"

BowdenBowdenBowden

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @Ron: Your avatar is the balls, sir.

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @crazyjoedavola: you're dating yourself. which makes for an interesting mental image.

MattMillenFanClub

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> Arthur: Well I am king.

Dennis: Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.

PHONICS wif Emmitt Smiff

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @HeavyPettingZoo: nothing wrong with My Two Dads, fella.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @Lady Andrea: I'm a sucker for abs. J-Money's captured my fancy.

Metschick

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> And can't we let Suss-- off the hook this once, for old time's sake?

What, you mean like we did the first three times it happened?

Holly/Magnolia/Stabby

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @Chamomiles Davis: In South Korea, you could get a good blogging for five American dollars!

Ron

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @crazyjoedavola:

work, work, work
work, work, work
work, work, work
hello boys!! i missed you!!
work, work, work

supastah

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @BigRicks:

+5 - well played, good man.

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @BigRicks: Oh no. Here we go...

JebusHChrist

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @BowdenBowdenBowden: toe pick.

@metschick: three???

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> I love blog.

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @The Great Barstoolio: I knew you'd say something smart. I would have, but can't.

JebusHChrist

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @MattMillenFanClub:

Casey Stengel 1962. Sorry

crazyjoedavola

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @Rob Iracane: Yes, but I've never seen Anchorman.

MattMillenFanClub

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> Yams on a cracker

The title of the baron davis video dunking on kirilenko then getting dusted off by steezy jackson.

EricFrostHatesLife

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @Rob Iracane: I did! And I offered you Mets/Yanks tickets as a bri- um, gift.

Metschick

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> If I make a Suddenly Susan or My Two Dads quote on Deadspin, and nobody knows what the hell I'm talking about, have I actually made a comment at all?

HeavyPettingZoo

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> here's hoping supermike uses an anchorman quote

BigRicks

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @Rob Iracane: If you have a kill switch for this thread, you better use it. After all :

The whole point of the doomsday machine is lost . . . if you keep it a secret! Why didn't you tell the world, ay?!

crazyjoedavola

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @Rob Iracane: Not really, no.

Ron

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @TheStarterWife: Lucky. Last time I emailed friends to watch a movie, they agreed on The Island.
We are no longer friends.

JebusHChrist

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> You people are making my soul hurt...

Off The Baggie

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @Rob Iracane: Rob, Rob, Rob...

No.

Trot Nixons Hat

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @Rob Iracane: To-pic?

BowdenBowdenBowden

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @Jerkwheat:
Jesus Christ, don't let the cat completely out of the bag.

BoSox Siobhan

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @Diddly: yeah, I am. I really can't go on Sat. Email me. wanda.mdejesus@gmail.com.

@Lady Andrea: Can't say I do.

Gah, I'm two (three?)-timing the Ladies...

Metschick

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> Whoa, go to a three hour lunch meeting and I come back to find out that: I'm gonna have to change my screen name...

PHONICS wif Emmitt Smiff

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @Rob Iracane:

I did. And I am happy to say that I don't believe I have made more than 3 Anchorman references on here in my entire tenure, and none today.

[/ass-kissing]

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> Which brings up my final point: no more fucking Anchorman quotes.

A please would be nice.

Rufus On Fire - David

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @metschick: I'm taking full credit for the term: "Metsy"

MattMillenFanClub

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @Peter Cavan: No, you idiot...

Oh, you wanted an argument? This is abuse. Argument is over on Vallywag.

Stupid git.

The Legend of Vincent Tremblay

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @jwaves: You think he's funny? You think this is cute? You think he's "bitchin'," is that it? Let me tell you something. Look at him - he's a bum. You want to see something funny? You go visit Rob Iracane in five years. You'll see how goddamned funny he is.



If Rob takes away The Breakfast Club, I'll be beside myself.

Clare

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> Woody Allen quotes...okaysir

"My grammy never gave gifts. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks."

You're right. This site's better already

Roy Keane

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @TheStarterWife:

What? I assumed that TSB's wonderful ASSets would preclude you from dating around.

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> Did anyone actually, you know, READ THE TOPIC OF THE COLUMN?

Rob Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @ScottVanPeltIsMyHero: See Newton's Third Law.

The Great Barstoolio

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @BoSox Siobhan: Regardless, you'll have fun. Mets/Yankees is quite the event.

@BigTenObsession: We are going to have fun!!

Metschick

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @TheStarterWife: waaaait a second, I thought I was the only Lady dating Metschick.

Metsy, you got some 'splainin' to do!

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> Wow Rob, did the Snickers sharing get out of hand again?

So long, and thanks for all the fish
(Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

MattMillenFanClub

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @Nationalcoholic: had you joined us afterwards, you might be inclined to think otherwise.

I KEED! Love ya BoSoxSally!

Jerkwheat

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @metschick: so you know-know? Like, in the Biblical sense? : )

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> Can I still quote Monty Python episodes that no one else remembers?

Peter Cavan

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> LOUD NOISES!

KOGOD

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @JebusHChrist: I just email a few friends so we could get together and watch it tonight. I SO needed to hear that chant today with the shit I've been putting up with.

@BigTenObsession: Lies! I'm dating Metschick. And the Nationalolic. And maybe Juancho.

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @metschick: You seriously trying to get rid of them? I'll pay.

diddly

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @thebigcheese: Well it certainly won't be "Airport 2007" because he didn't even get close to one.

Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @Lady Andrea: Oh, I know he's cute.

Metschick

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> This comment thread is virtually bursting with adequatulence.

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> I would hope that Mel Brooks films are acceptable, right?

...

Lt. Winslow, I didn't get a harumph out of you!

The Legend of Vincent Tremblay

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @metschick:

You crazy jersey kids are going to get us all in trouble on June 22nd, aren't you? You don't come in to my neighborhood acting out, dammit.

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @metschick:
My tickets are work-related swag, so I don't know where I'll be until I meet up with the other folks.

BoSox Siobhan

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> What in the wide, wide world of sports's a-goin' on here?!

crazyjoedavola

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @Lady Andrea: I think you could go with "Put your mouth on the curb!" and at least spark some recognition.

buttons

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> No Godfather on the acceptable movie list? Hm...

And can't we let Suss-- off the hook this once, for old time's sake?

ScottVanPeltIsMyHero

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @TheStarterWife:

any idea if snorg sells a "when the hand goes up, the mouth goes shut" tees?

supastah

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> Does this mean I have to change my commenting name??

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @metschick: no, he's cute. No worries.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @Lady Andrea:

DAMMIT! quick-draw

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @HeavyPettingZoo:

American History X? Sure, but only the curb-stomping and shower scenes in order to maintain our comedic atmosphere

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> What does Rob have to do to get a "you mess with the bull, you get the horns" tag.

jwaves2007

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> This may be the greatest day in the history of days to be left running the whole office... by which I mean answering the phone in jeans.

Trot Nixons Hat

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @BigTenObsession:

I heard from Rob, who is dating metschick

I wish.

Too forward, Rob?

Metschick

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @soozycue: Preach on!

BoSox Siobhan

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> We're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize?

Second prize is a set of steak knives.

Third prize is you're fired

yesiamahooker

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @HeavyPettingZoo: always. I try to quote the curb-stomping, but it doesn't translate very well.....

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @soozycue: Urban Meyer is a commenter now?

Camp Tiger Claw

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @BoSox Siobhan: Well, Sunday's game should be fun. Where you sitting? I'm in the Mezz.

Metschick

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> Is it appropriate to quote from the following movies?:

Schindler's List
Brian's Song
Witness
Sleepers
Mississippi Burning
American History X

HeavyPettingZoo

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @Chief Wahoo: "Con-Air 2"?

thebigcheese

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @buttons: lord knows what kind of vermin live in the butt of a dune coon

ltwinslow

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @Nationalcoholic: "You wouldn't know a classy broad if she took a dump on your head"

throwbot

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @soozycue: Awesome. You are a genius.

JebusHChrist

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @Lady Andrea: Ooh, even better.

"It's like a scumbag yard sale. We should come down here once a week and clean house."

buttons

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @crazyjoedavola:

I heard from Rob, who is dating metschick, whose brother Suss was hanging out with Andie at 31 flavors last night, and they saw Will pass out.

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @HugsFromHarold: okay, here's a good example. The Third Leg joke got made twice, like 30 minutes ago. : )

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @lieutenant winslow: executions! executions!

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @Nationalcoholic: International Waters, where they held the Mike Tyson-Secretariat fight? I'm there!

Greek McPapadopoulos

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @Magnolia: I don't talk about him anymore. It only makes him more tooly.

@TheStarterWife: I haven't watched Meatballs in years. I need to own it. I'm going right now to buy (download) it.

JebusHChrist

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @MDT: You don't know the half of it.

Holly/Magnolia/Stabby

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @BoSox Siobhan: I remember how upset you got when I playfully suggested you might be such a Masshole. Note to those following at home: Siobhan is a classy broad.

Nationalcoholic

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> Will it be okay to quote from the inevitable made-for-television movie "The Cory Lidle Story"?

Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @ NOT Urlacher's Athletic Supporter: Thanks for the support. :)

Seabass

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> Am I still here?

Keith Olbermann

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> Is Dazed and Confused still fertile territory?

Because I'd just like to say that Martha was a hip, hip, hip lady.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> is there an attention-whore-self-promotion clause in the commenter manifesto? cause, yeah. there should be.

@soozycue: My hero.

Holly/Magnolia/Stabby

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> So does this mean that I can't state John Amechi's height as: "Rather inclined to giggle, doesn't put things away"

thebigcheese

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @metschick:
I'm planning on being a respectful Sox fan and not starting any shit.
This is going to be tough.
*Cue Masshole jokes....now.

BoSox Siobhan

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @BowdenBowdenBowden: ohhh "wintry economic climate," iiii get it. Being John Malkovich?

when you said the thing about being inside John Malkovich's head and ending up on the New Jerset Turnpike I was lost

Ben

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @Magnolia: I find your lack of faith in Suss--... disturbing.

MDT

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @MDT: I think all of the jock strap posts today already brought the locusts and boils.

Trot Nixons Hat

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> For those of us a little older... is Ferris Bueller ok? Anyone? Bueller?

crazyjoedavola

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @BigTDog: yes!

is there an attention-whore-self-promotion clause in the commenter manifesto? cause, yeah. there should be.

furthermore, thanks for not booting me for any past Freddy Got Fingered references.

soozycue

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> It's a falafel hot dog with cinnamon and bacon on top. I got it a the bin at the end of the lunch line.

-Not Anchorman

wes mantooth

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @Grimey: no that's the Third Leg.

HugsFromHarold

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @lieutenant winslow: Not until the Pharaoh says so, or Moses gets born, whichever comes first

MDT

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @lieutenant winslow: It's less of a pyramid and more like a Great Wall of Clusterfuck.

Rob Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @Magnolia: To build on my previous movie reference, I think we should go easy on Suss. Nobody's looking for an html jockey in today's wintry economic climate.

BowdenBowdenBowden

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> So, just to be clear, quoting Disorderlies is still cool?

If so... Will you guys please stop illing? Somebody's going to get hurt!

Chad Sexington

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> I know that DUAN operates a bit like international waters, what with the rampant chaos and a general sense of martial law, but couldn't we cut out the HTML bullshit? Hmm?

Nationalcoholic

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> although I, uh, hate to judge before all the facts are in, it's beginning to look like, uh, Rob Iracane exceeded his authority.

BigRicks

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> Brilliant. So now we got a huge guy theory, and a serial crusher theory. Top notch.

buttons

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @UkraineNotWeak: @supastah:

Yea for Meatballs quotes!

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> 150 comments means the pyramid is complete?

ltwinslow

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> Gentlemen, gentlemen, you can't fight here. This is the War Room!

HugsFromHarold

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> Suss gets held up as a sterling example after crashing Up! All Night eighty-seven unfunny times with nerd gymnastics? Don't encourage him, man.

Holly/Magnolia/Stabby

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @BoSox Siobhan: I've been to two Red Sox/Yankees game. The first one I went with a bunch of Yankee fans. The second one I went with a bunch of Sox fans. The Sox fans were decked out and, surprisingly, no one bothered them. Everyone was really nice. (Unlike the time my husband wore a Cincy hat and -I guess since the Yanks had just been beaten by the Reds - we got garbage thrown at us. Fun.)

Metschick

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> Fixed can be funny sometimes. Soc-cer? Hoc-key? Less so.

ArkansasFred

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @Swellesley: Yeah, it's not possible in comments, but if you do it in your name, you open a hole in Gawker's server which leads into John Malkovich's head and after about 15 minutes you're spit out into a ditch on the side of the New Jersey Turnpike.

BowdenBowdenBowden

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @The Hat of Trot Nixon: Are those movies that have tried to kill us? Throw the Freaky Friday remake up there if that's the case.

Mix Master Meche

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @BowdenBowdenBowden: I just got tired of them very quickly, though...@Ron: this made me laugh.

Greek McPapadopoulos

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> REGULATE, YOU STUPID FUCKING OMBUDSMAN, REGULATE!


(Vote For Bib!)

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @TheStarterWife:

You guys divide them up anyway you like.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> @lieutenant winslow: just stand outside so Chief can translate my Iraqi ass map, okay?

buttons

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> 140 comments already? I'm too lazy to count the "this is the war room!" comments, but I'd imagine they're plentiful by now.

BigRicks

]]> <![CDATA[Enough With The Anchorman References]]> Phew! I'm glad Rob only put the smack-down on Anchorman, I don't know what I would have done if he had banned me from quoting Bowling for Columbine or An Inconvenient Truth.

@Seabass: And now that I'm here, your jockstrap request has been granted.

Athletic Supporter v0.42beta

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