<![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?" - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?" - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> @Pity Da Fool: I have to agree with you

Rickey_Fitts

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> Reminds me of "Best in Show," except that Fred Willard was completely awesome.

Buck Laughlin: Excuse me if this off the subject a little bit, but just take a guess at how much I can bench press. Come on, what do you think? Take a guess. 315 pounds, maxing out at 400!

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Buck Laughlin: Now tell me, which one of these dogs would you want to have as your wide receiver on your football team?

kw

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> @soozycue: I bought it and never actually read it.

diddly

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> @soozycue: No, it's gay if you fuck women.

Raskolnikov

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> @UkraineNotWeak: Tom Mees in "the Swimming Pool"

Or to go really obscure:
Sean Salisbury in Me and Him.

HugsFromHarold

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> Ever watch the Scripps-Howard National Spelling Bee?

Ever watch the Scripps-Howard National Spelling Bee on weed? It's the greatest!

Dieter

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> Is it gay that I liked Greeny's book?

soozycue

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> ESPN is going down the same path as MTV. They are getting away from their core product.

Capt.Insano

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> @The Hat of Trot Nixon: You needed the power of Ned....

LloydCarrPoolLane

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> Can Golic spell his own last name? I'm taking odds.

DennyCrane

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> @Lloyd_Carr_Pool_Lane: That they do. Usually when one of the power schools plays us.

We caught Miami after their brawl against FIU and had a shot to win it - picked off on a 5 yard pass in the freakin' end zone as time expired.

Trot Nixons Hat

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> Another questionable ESPN programming decision:

Garth Brooks on today's Hotlist.

Why?

What Would Kornheiser Do? Presented by Peniston Fuels

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> @The Hat of Trot Nixon: Do they actually put Duke football on TV?

LloydCarrPoolLane

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> @what_would_Kornheiser_do: Yeah, but it's still NASCAR. No one gives a shit.

And again, that means we don't care.

PeteJayhawk

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> Nearly 100 comments and no "25th annual Putnam County Spelling Bee" jokes.

Oh but for my unfortunate erection.

BigRicks

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> @Diddly: Yeah, but the fans who weren't going to watch for Musberger may tune back in.

They played around with Chris Fowler and Kuselius earlier this year, and Musberger was bad out of the box.

What Would Kornheiser Do? Presented by Peniston Fuels

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> @UkraineNotWeak: John Kruk *is* Oklahoma!

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> @what_would_Kornheiser_do: I just don't understand the rationale - I don't think it's going to bring in fans (I'm still not watching, and I think she's pretty cute), and existing fans will already watch. Odd move.

diddly

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> @Lloyd_Carr_Pool_Lane: Does that mean that I could watch my Duke Blue Devils almost win football games?

Trot Nixons Hat

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> What i would give in a moment of clarity for Golic to say " whats with all the foreigners?". All would be forgiven

crazyjoedavola

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> @BigTDog: Unless she interviews a drunk redneck in the infield who wants to kiss her....

LloydCarrPoolLane

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> Is Ron Jaworksi going to break down film for this?

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> @Diddly: Yeah, but it's still Suzy Kolber. That's a pretty big move.

And again, that means Brent Musberger is out.

What Would Kornheiser Do? Presented by Peniston Fuels

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> "Hey you in the braces and the training bra. Lemme know."

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> @what_would_Kornheiser_do: It's just that a lot of people gloss right over Nascar. or is it NASCAR? See, that's much too long of an acronym.

diddly

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> @what_would_Kornheiser_do:

Why would you wonder that? It's NASCAR...we don't care if it's true

BigTDog

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> @The Hat of Trot Nixon: I'm supposedly getting it the end of the month. What's it been out now, like 4 years. Way to go, ESPN.

diddly

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> I'll just turn down the TV broadcast volume and turn up the radio feed from NERD-FM

Wilf

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> @The Hat of Trot Nixon: to tell you the truth, I get it and I watch it for the obscure NCAA football games during the season...

LloydCarrPoolLane

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> (Wondering right now if anyone realizes my Kolber story is real.)

What Would Kornheiser Do? Presented by Peniston Fuels

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> @Hit Bull Win Steak: Pacman like when she uses the DIPTHONG to pick up the singles.

LloydCarrPoolLane

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> @Lloyd_Carr_Pool_Lane: A network I've always wanted to get so that I can watch things like Lax and Soccer, but... well, yeah, no one gets it.

ESPN2 used to be the place for the lax title game. Maybe this year they'll get bumped off of the deuce due to the Arena Bowl or some such hogwash.

Trot Nixons Hat

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> @buttons: That's very disrespectful to Studebaker. They produced some gorgeous cars.

Ron

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> @Tuffy:

Stuart Scott as Prof. Harold Hill in The Music Man.

Friends, I say we have trouble.

Booyah, right here in River City...

UkraineNotWeak

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> Can you use "dipthong" in a sentence?

Hit Bull Win Steak

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> My shoutout to Ehloismint:

"Your word is 'twinkie'."

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> @The Hat of Trot Nixon: oh yeah...forgot about ESPNU...as does most of the nation...

LloydCarrPoolLane

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> @UkraineNotWeak: Chris Berman in "Long Day's Journey into Night (Train Lane)".

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> @Ron: More like ESPN the Studebaker.

buttons

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> @Lloyd_Carr_Pool_Lane: They've always shown the championship. Two years ago they showed the whole final four, too. Turns out that ESPNU needs programming...

Trot Nixons Hat

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> ESPN just announced Suzy Kolber will be hosting the ESPN NASCAR prerace show for their 17 NEXTEL Cup races. Apparently, Brent Musberger wasn't working out...

What Would Kornheiser Do? Presented by Peniston Fuels

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> ESPN The FLAMETHROWER!!!

the kids love this one.

Dr.Venkman

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> @Christmas Ape: I believe that would be Hebrew.

thesepretzels

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> @Tuffy: And don't forget to claim that the dictionary was incorrect and she really should be out, but that's how the kids spell now-a-days, with their baggy shorts, cornrows, and jelly beans and such.

Trot Nixons Hat

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> @The Legend of Vincent Tremblay: like the NCAA Lacrosse championships?? Tell me if the Duke thing hadn't happened they'd even sniff at those games?

LloydCarrPoolLane

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> @PeteJäyhawk™: I for one can't wait for ESPN the Buick.

Ron

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> Pleaselordgodstoptalking:

Language of origin?

Christmas Ape

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> @Tuffy: Couldn't that be Greg Maddux as well?

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> @Ricky And His Sticky Icky:

Ramesh Nasaheempapetalan with the SPEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

Chad Sexington

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> @Tuffy: The Alou family in "On Golden Pond".

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> @Tuffy:

Rachel Nichols in "The Sex Cannon Cometh"

UkraineNotWeak

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> @Ricky And His Sticky Icky: Yes, please. Gus Johnson and Billy Packer, just so Packer could hate on elementary schools with less than 3000 students.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> @Ricky And His Sticky Icky: She can do some kind of "1st and ten" bit from another desk.

thesepretzels

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> @ASox: D-I-C-K-W-E-E-D.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> @thesepretzels: The AFL or the NSB? I mean, there's a big difference between "I'm going to Ladies n' Lace!" and "I'm going to Chuckie Cheese!"

buttons

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> @UkraineNotWeak: Keith Olbermann and Dan Patrick in "The Best Years of Our Lives". Kenny Mayne in "Our Town". Pedro Gomez and Tim Kurkjian in "Waiting for Bonds".

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot need to be involved somehow.

ASox

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> I say they bring back that psycho girl who covered her mouth after saying each letter when she was spelling the championship-clinching word. I could see her being SO into it. She'd be the next Gus Johnson of spelling bees.

Wait... why not get Gus to announce this?

Ricky And His Sticky Icky

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> @The Legend of Vincent Tremblay: Why, why must you make me cry at work?

Trot Nixons Hat

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> According to both Mikes, 11-year-old Priya Rajnikanth is this year's Stone Cold Lead Pipe Lock.

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> Tom Jackson will also be there covering the event, but only to ask kids if they are retarded when they spell a word incorrectly.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> @twoeightnine: It's much more fun to pretend you're referring to some magical, Furthur-like ESPNmobile.

PeteJayhawk

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> Does anyone else think Golic couldn't spell "BEE" if you spotted him the "B"?

LloydCarrPoolLane

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> They're ok. Repetitive, but ok...

**Ducking barrage of lettuce and tomatoes being thrown at my head**

Chad Sexington

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> @Tuffy:

Stuart Scott and Bob Ley in I'm Not Rappaport. It sells itself.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> ESPN's Four Major Sports:

1: The National Football League
2: Major League Baseball
3: The National Basketball Association
4: A long line of non-sport fads du jour that can deliver a ratings spike above the National Hockey League.

/bangs head on desk

Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> @UkraineNotWeak: Skip Bayless and Stephen A. Smith in "Who's Afraid of Rupert and Fox?"

QUITE FRANKLY, YOU NEED TO STOP MOCKING THE CHILDREN, SKIP.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> @Sarge: Will just wants you to know he does wield the power to use the Stuart Scott tag as he chooses

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> Will: Thanks for helping me add "pablum" to the rotation.

By the way, you forgot to say "One is gay! one is fat!"

BigTDog

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> and the pressure these spellers face as they compete in front of a national Prime Time television audience...

That pressure will be nothing compared to when they try to get in line in front of Golic at the buffet table.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> I was really hoping Imus would get the nod.

Chet Lemon

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> @UkraineNotWeak:

Rachel Nichols and Erin Andrews will play Phyllis and Olivia. It's ESPN next film production.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> @UkraineNotWeak: Greenberg will make a great Walter.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> @grungedave: What does Adam Morrison's house have to do with any of this?

RashaanEnis

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> gratuitous stuart scott tag

Sarge

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> Nooooo!! ESPN is now tainting the purity of the "crying room". When will it stop?!?!

grungedave

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> Can we please get the ombudswoman to define sports for ESPN so that we can go back to watching fun things on television?

Trot Nixons Hat

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> @Tuffy:

Mike: (Throwing his plate at the wall) Now, It's garbage.

In a bit of trick casting. Golic and Greenberg will play the Pidgeon Brothers.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> If a fat kid wins Golic is doing a striptease.

Camp Tiger Claw

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> @ASox: What a hebetudinous comment.

RashaanEnis

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> They should spice things up, let Greenie and Golic participate. That way when Greenberg gets a tough word we can see him whine and moan like he always does. Hey Greenie, spell t-e-d-i-o-u-s.

Paper Cut

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> @UkraineNotWeak: Save your leftovers for breakfast and you can have it every weekday. "No, Mike, that's not spaghetti; it's linguini!"

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> Do the kids get to wear AFL teeshirts? What a great cross-promotional opportunity. Now, if they could just find a sponsor...


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(I'm going to Disney world!)

thesepretzels

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> Over/under on Greeny's first joke about Golic's poor spelling: 3 seconds.

Ray

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> @El Knob Grande:

They should all wear shirts with just one letter on it, so when they're in line at the cafeteria hilarity can ensue.

SagerBombs

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> Silly rabbit. Bees can't spell.

The Curse of Harold Ballard’s Bunker

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> "personalities of these remarkable young people"

Why exactly are they remarkable again? Because their parents lock them in their rooms every day and make them study words that no one ever uses?

ASox

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> Does this mean that next Wednesday all ESPN employees have to wear a Scripps Howard t-shirt to work?

The Ronettes Sing Medieval Agrarian History

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> How soon to Mike and Mike are doing a dinner theatre production of The Odd Couple somewhere in America?

UkraineNotWeak

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> @SagerBombs: I was kind of amazed it took this long for someone to say it, even if it was in ESPN-ease.

Red Sox Monster

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> @Southeast Jerome: Actually, I'm pretty sure he did that last year.

diddly

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> What "unique perspective" could everyone's least favorite gay couple possibly bring to the Bee?

Frinklin

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> E-S-P-N has a way
To destroy all you love today!

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> @Southeast Jerome: His podcast should be out later. It'll make a great drinking game - every time you get confused on which pre-adolescent voice is the contestant, take a shot.

buttons

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> he's fat!

he's ####!

SagerBombs

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> @Pity Da Fool: i don't know. probably just Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

The Fan’s Attic

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> How long until they have Simmons live blogging the event?

Southeast Jerome

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> Akeela is gonna be pissed

TheGoldfishCowboy

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> Does Golic get the "Shtick" t-shirt and Greeny the "Corporate Pablum", or is it the other way around?

RashaanEnis

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> @The Fans Attic: Will they ask how to spell "Ramalamadindong"?

Red Sox Monster

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> @El Knob Grande:

damn you

I Heart Poop

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> This is a despicable, tasteless, and disgusting act.

/Joe Buck

The Fan’s Attic

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> Call me the black sheep, but I actually like these two schmucks. They're some of the only on-air talent they have that possess souls.

Red Sox Monster

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> when you see this and immediately think "the sklar brothers would be better" that speaks volumes.

I Heart Poop

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> This sucks. The Sklar brothers should be hosting this event.

The Ronettes Sing Medieval Agrarian History

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> G-a-g m-e.

G Voll the Mole

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> Why is Bobby Bacala punching that little #### dude?

Proverbial

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> That's gross. Just gross. I am so sick of those two blowhards.

Buzz's Monkey Butler

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> Won't Mike and Mike's extensive coverage of arena football prevent their participation?

shea_guevara

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> Everyone just go rent Spellbound instead.

Rinse and repeat.

sarah

]]> <![CDATA[How Do You Spell "P-L-E-A-S-E L-O-R-D G-O-D S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G?"]]> By the way, ESPN mobile is back.

twoeightnine

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