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Brady Quinn, Always With The Hetero Photos

Enrico Palazzo — Wed, 16 May 2007 18:23:43 EDT

Nobody thought of Kiedis the SECOND they saw that picture of Quinn?!?!! [link] http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/1422/06vt5.jpg [/link]
Maybe I listen to too much RHCP.

Enrico Palazzo

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Moobs — Wed, 16 May 2007 17:18:46 EDT

@RyanAdams: Wow, are YOU not ready for this site or WHAT?

Moobs

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Lady Andrea — Wed, 16 May 2007 17:11:45 EDT

@RyanAdams: I actually agree with you. He doesn't even ping my gaydar, but my Theatre degree is totally trumped by your actually being gay thing.

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Clare — Wed, 16 May 2007 17:10:42 EDT

@TheStarterWife: I believe that is the case. I tried to convince my old roommate who got engaged recently to get married at Heinz Chapel, but nooooo. She wants to get married on a lake in Virginia.

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The Great Barstoolio — Wed, 16 May 2007 17:10:05 EDT

I have nothing to say, except Metsy is GORGEOUS.

The Great Barstoolio

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Tuffy — Wed, 16 May 2007 17:06:20 EDT

@TheStarterWife: 30 minutes or the next one's free.

Tuffy

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TheStarterWife — Wed, 16 May 2007 17:03:56 EDT

@soozycue: Unless you linked your MySpace here, because I refuse to look at MySpace. Who knows.

@Sarcastro: I have an ex-bf who's mom now lives in old St. Joes now that it is a retirement home.

Heinz Chapel weddings though... you have to be in and out in 30 minutes, right?

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Frank — Wed, 16 May 2007 17:00:26 EDT

Um...

Can I just say I'm sick of these jokes about how Brady Quinn isn't going to be a QB because he poses for pictures that aren't exactly macho?

I will say that my gaydar has been pinged (and it's fairly sharp, being that I am of that pursuasion), but that has nothing to do with his talent level - which is obviously very good. He's had some rough "big games," but that doesn't necessarily mean he won't pan out in the NFL. Personally, I think he's going to be an above average QB with a few real good seasons.

Frank

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War Penguin — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:54:09 EDT

@Clare: Yeah, if I get married, Heinz Chapel will definitely be my top choice for a venue.

War Penguin

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Dan Daoust — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:50:25 EDT

@Clare: Honestly? I don't have the first damn clue what you're talking about. Must be the Reform Heebs, not the real McCoy.

Dan Daoust

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drewbage — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:50:22 EDT

Coach, your qb will be here soon he's leaving the manhole right now.

drewbage

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Clare — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:50:22 EDT

@Sarcastro: One of the girls I brought with me to the Mini Pants Party lives on the South Side. Her fiance works in the building next to the Steelers' practice facility. I think he's going to have to do "Take Your Wife's Friend To Work So She Can Ogle Mike Tomlin Day."

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Sarcastro — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:50:22 EDT

@TheStarterWife: Family was. Gramps lost his bar during the Depression and they moved to the aforementioned Beaver County to work in the mills, which were still hiring. Moms was born at the old St. Joe's hospital on Carson. Great uncle was a parish priest at the Polish church on Sarah.

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soozycue — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:35:20 EDT

@TheStarterWife: possibly on my super hip myspace page.

soozycue

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TheStarterWife — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:34:18 EDT

@soozycue: I've seen your wedding photos. (I think it was you posted them here once.) They looked cute!

@Sarcastro: Are you from the SS?

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Sarcastro — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:34:14 EDT

@Lady Andrea: Amanda Hugginkiss? Amanda Hugginkiss? Why can't I find Amanda Hugginkiss?

Maybe your standards are too high, Moe.

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Bry — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:33:29 EDT

I think the "Indian" in the Village People routine is Hawk's college teammate Bobby Carpenter. Any other IDs?

Bry

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Lady Andrea — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:32:53 EDT

@Clare: that finding a man problem is always so tricky!

Botswana Meat Commission FC

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Botswana Meat Commission FC — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:32:26 EDT

Big meathead football players in ill-fitting tuxedos will ALWAYS entertain me.

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Sarcastro — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:31:34 EDT

@TheStarterWife: South Side. Most of the guests were from Connecticut, however.

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Clare — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:31:27 EDT

@Sarcastro: That's so cute.

Since we're doing wedding chat:

Dream Wedding Scenario A (aka Rich Husband):
Get married in Heinz Chapel, barbeque buffet, make-your-own-margarita bar and dancing at the Warhol.

Dream Wedding Scenario B (aka Less Rich Husband):
5-minute ceremony with immediate family on the terrace outside of Picasso, everyone has a glass of champagne on the patio, and we all go inside and order off the menu at Picasso for dinner immediately following the vows.

Now I just have to take care of that pesky little problem of, you know, finding a man. *sigh*

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soozycue — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:30:52 EDT

@Lady Andrea: oh yeah.

Weighing in on the wedding planning: I hated every minute of mine. And the mother-in-law wasn't too keen on dancing with Mr. Soozycue to 'Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys' at the reception... or that our first dance was to Ring of Fire.

Welcome to the family!

soozycue

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Grapefruit Juice — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:29:47 EDT

Hey Laura, Why the long face?

Grapefruit Juice

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TheStarterWife — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:29:45 EDT

@Sarcastro: WTF?!?!?

Was this a wedding in Beaver County? Because that I could see.

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Hit Bull Win Steak — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:26:42 EDT

Apache, jump on it????

Hit Bull Win Steak

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Sarcastro — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:25:52 EDT

@metschick: We had a hell of a time. Which is appropriate, since our marriage has devolved into hell.

(Just kidding, Mrs. Sarcastro, if you're reading.)

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Lady Andrea — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:25:47 EDT

@soozycue: if you mean the Quinn wedding, then yes, I heartily agree.

http://www.negativschnitt.de/eric_stoltz/html/mask_001.htm...

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blooker — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:25:34 EDT

Just got a flashback to the Eric Stoltz classic M.A.S.K.

blooker

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soozycue — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:24:39 EDT

Oh, to be a drunk bridesmaid at that one...

soozycue

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Metschick — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:24:38 EDT

@Sarcastro: Nice. Some of my peers actually took out "wedding loans". Suckas.

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Sarcastro — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:23:40 EDT

@metschick: The whole thing cost $4k. Friends made the cake, homemade icecream, provided the flowers, used coke on the bed and breakfast's piano, menstruated on a toilet seat and didn't clean it up, had a screaming match in the middle of a city street, hit on one another, and tripped over a potted plant and tore a suit. And my father-in-law came running down the stairs in his underpants to yell at us for making too much noise as, "I'm paying for this thing!"

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TheStarterWife — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:23:03 EDT

Man. This thread did have everything. Wedding dress talk, Steeler fans bashing the Browns, cats...

And the Christmas Ape is NO where to be found.

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AgInDC — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:21:25 EDT

I'm dresin gai, buildinz ur comedy pyramidz

AgInDC

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BigTDog — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:20:36 EDT

@Jerkwheat:

Maybe so.

I've never understood why PW3ND!!!11!! is funny. And, I even understand what that means.

BigTDog

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Metschick — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:20:30 EDT

@Sarcastro: awesome.

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TheStarterWife — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:19:52 EDT

@Sarcastro: Ha!

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Clare — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:19:51 EDT

@Dan Daoust: I don't think that's necessarily because we're Gentiles, I think it's because of the ubiquity of digital cameras.

Since I'm guessing you're a member of the tribe, perhaps you can explain the "memory glass" to me. I went to so many bat mitzvahs in seventh and eighth grade where the bat mitzvah girl was presented with a "memory glass" by some attendees who had filled a wine glass with confetti, a personalized cocktail napkin and some flowers, and sealed up the whole shebang with some melted candles and crayons. What was that about?

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Sarcastro — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:18:07 EDT

@TheStarterWife: At my nuptials, guests played the Wedding March on kazoos and the reception began before the three-minute ceremony.

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Metschick — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:17:15 EDT

@Signal to Noise: we were engaged for two years, so that was plenty of time for me to find the cheapest of everything.

but if I ever marry again - it's def. gonna be on a beach somewhere.

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Jerkwheat — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:16:25 EDT

@BigTDog: do you need assistance in getting the kids off your lawn?

I'm close by

Jerkwheat

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Metschick — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:16:03 EDT

@The Hat of Trot Nixon: that's the beauty of Deadspin.

@Yostal, @Clare: Thanks! We cleaned up pretty nicely.

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crazyjoedavola — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:15:32 EDT

@TheStarterWife: Ironically same amount on the down payment for my house. Or about an inning of Roger Clemens

crazyjoedavola

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Signal to Noise — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:15:20 EDT

@metschick: now that's evidence of how you do a wedding.

Signal to Noise

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Clare — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:15:13 EDT

@TheStarterWife: My dad's playing in one of those $1K buy-in super satellites this year.

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Metschick — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:14:24 EDT

@Lady Andrea: Thanks! And btw, my mom chose almost everything for my wedding. I was still in law school, didn't have the time nor the inclination to care. All I chose was my dress, my bridesmaids dresses (pale pink strapless), my flowers and the invites.

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BigTDog — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:14:23 EDT

@Dieter:

It's a few memes combined into a meta-meme that's not particularly emo

That's like telling me in Greek that it's all Greek to me.

BigTDog

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Dan Daoust — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:14:21 EDT

@Clare: How many cameras are pointed at the linebacker dude as he removes the bride's garter with his teeth while her Barbaro foot dangles six inches away from his fuckin' face? You just don't see that at Jewish weddings. Sometimes you Goyim confuse me...

Dan Daoust

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Clare — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:14:17 EDT

@metschick: With all due respect? Mr. Metschick? Wow. What a looker.

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Yostal — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:14:16 EDT

@metschick: Metsy, #2 is an amazing picture. You look spectacular.

Yostal

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TheStarterWife — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:14:00 EDT

@crazyjoedavola: 50K. You could help pay for house with that money. Part of college.

Two entry fees to WSOP.

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Moobs — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:13:16 EDT

@metschick: Fred Smoot loves that idea.

Wait, double wedding? Never mind.

Moobs

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Trot Nixons Hat — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:12:54 EDT

May I nominate this for the most wide-ranging thread of the year? We've had criticisms of dresses, discussions of weddings, questioning what the hell is going on with the Browns' new QB, nonsensical cats (that are making me crack up), and, of course, a discussion on the arms of Tatoo(ed) Messiah.

Trot Nixons Hat

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Lady Andrea — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:12:25 EDT

@metschick: that second picture is beautiful. Wow.

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Metschick — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:12:19 EDT

@crazyjoedavola: got you beat! 250 guests, less than 15 grand spent. woo.

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Metschick — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:11:23 EDT

@TheStarterWife: double wedding!

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crazyjoedavola — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:11:17 EDT

@TheStarterWife: 325 at my wedding, 50 grand out the window for a party. Nice pics though. And still married

crazyjoedavola

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TheStarterWife — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:11:08 EDT

@Clare: My closet with a few fucking royal blue / pink / teal dresses agrees with you.

I always love this quote - "You'll be able to wear it again. Maybe to church at Easter."

I HAVEN'T BEEN TO EASTER SERVICES IN 10 YEARS??? You think I am going to go now in this thing?

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Lady Andrea — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:11:01 EDT

@metschick: oh my god, I can't even take it, my sides ache.

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Moobs — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:10:54 EDT

@Mob Penguin: I thought I recognized him from somewhere. Must've seen more USA Softball games than I originally thought.

Moobs

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Metschick — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:10:54 EDT

@Clare: lemme see what I can scroung up (all my pics are on another computer).

Okay, I found a few (these are from my brother-in-law, not the professional pics): pic 1, pic 2, and pic 3.

Encouraging Referee Pitman

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Tuffy — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:10:17 EDT

I can't commit to the rest of this thread. It's not me; it's you.

Tuffy

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Signal to Noise — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:09:55 EDT

Looks like they had a striptease, too.

Can Brady just give us one non-#### photo? Please?

Signal to Noise

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Moobs — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:09:51 EDT

@metschick: I was dying laughing at that one. Fantastic.

Moobs

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Moobs — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:09:16 EDT

Brady's sister knows that wearing a curtain for a dress has been played out, right?

Moobs

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Encouraging Referee Pitman — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:09:02 EDT

@BigTDog:

I don't either, so it's not just you.

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Clare — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:08:49 EDT

@Dan Daoust's link

OH HOLY JESUS. The bridesmaids are in FLOOR-LENGTH LIME FUCKING GREEN SATIN HALTER DRESSES. If I were in that wedding, I'd cut that bitch.

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TheStarterWife — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:08:34 EDT

@crazyjoedavola: Listen, I've been delaying marriage for years now, don't make it worse.

Plus - metschick's idea of 10/10/10 has totally grown on me.

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Sir Hotbod Handsomeface — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:08:06 EDT

@whoever posted the cat cheeseburger site: Thanks for ruining the rest of my fucking life. I'll be there for hours now.

Seconded. The invisible tag alone was worth the price of admission.

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

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Juancho — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:07:46 EDT

He looks like one of the lost Hot Cops. That's all I can think of at this point.

Juancho

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TheStarterWife — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:07:42 EDT

@Lady Andrea: I mean I get that part, but I've seen that be such an added pressure on so many brides. They have so many people to see, and talk to, obligations, that they are so stressed out on their wedding day, you feel bad.

It's stressful enough to get married, *cough*, why add to that?

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War Penguin — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:06:59 EDT

@Dan Daoust: Word.

http://harcarphotography.com/featured18.jpg is my favorite.

Also, whoever did AJ Hawk's hair for this needs to be ... I don't know. Punished severely, for making him look like a very butch girl.

War Penguin

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Dieter — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:06:40 EDT

@BigTDog: It's a few memes combined into a meta-meme that's not particularly emo.

Dieter

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Lady Andrea — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:06:37 EDT

@Moobs: he does look a little like Crutchy. Buff, hot, I'd lick ice cream off those arms Crutchy.

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Metschick — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:06:37 EDT

Thanks for the I CAN HAS CHEESEBURGER site. I've been laughing for 5 minutes at this.

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Dan Daoust — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:06:26 EDT

This pic -- http://harcarphotography.com/featured15.jpg -- right here? This is the difference between Jews and Gentiles.

Dan Daoust

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Matt Sussman — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:06:17 EDT

I am officially mass proposing to you all right now. +1

Matt Sussman

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crazyjoedavola — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:06:05 EDT

@TheStarterWife: If i may... Marry me.

crazyjoedavola

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Clare — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:06:01 EDT

@Dan Daoust: Yeah, really. Can some ND booster FOIA that shit?

@metschick: I wanna see!

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Lady Andrea — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:05:46 EDT

@TheStarterWife: cool. I actually am excited about a semi-big wedding, just b/c I don't get to see my cousins and friends from HS very often and I know I'll see them all there.

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Moobs — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:05:23 EDT

Jesus, Brady's dressed like the cripple from Newsies. Classy.

Moobs

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Matt Sussman — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:05:20 EDT

I AM SERIOUS COMMENTER
THIS IS SERIOUS THREAD

Matt Sussman

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crazyjoedavola — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:05:06 EDT

@TheStarterWife: You can also say that for large family gatherings, open bar and digital photography. A recipe for disaster.

crazyjoedavola

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BoSox Siobhan — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:04:13 EDT

The dress looks like a crocheted TP cover to me.
-Vintage-Plastic-TOILET-PAPER-Dol...ls-Crochet-Outfit_W0QQitemZ260117452063QQihZ016QQcategoryZ4642QQcmdZViewItem#ebayphotohosting">http://cgi.ebay.com/Lot-2-Vintage-Plastic-TOILET-PAPER-Dol......

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onside kick — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:04:08 EDT

AJ Hawk and Gene Stallings' son are missing the same chromosome.

onside kick

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TheStarterWife — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:04:04 EDT

@Lady Andrea: This will be my wedding.

Just me and the guy and the judge. (And maybe someone holding a gun to my head.)

This will be the receiption - Tower Bar, everyone we know and like, (I'm not even inviting people who owe me gifts from us attending their weddings if I am not sure how I feel), and an open bar for everyone.

No speeches, no 1st dances, no nadda. Booze, food, great view of the city.

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throwbot — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:03:17 EDT

This set of pictures is exactly WHY having a Village People routine at your wedding isa bad idea.

Fixed.

throwbot

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Lindsay Lohans Left Boob — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:02:53 EDT

Do you, Cro-Mangnon man, take this Barbaro-faced woman to be your lawful, wedded wife?

Ooo ooo gaa! Ooo oo!

Does anyone object? Bridal party?

Ooooooooooooooooo oooooooooo gaa! Ooooo ugh! Ooo!

Neiiiiiiiiiiigh! Heeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaugh!

Lindsay Lohans Left Boob

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Moobs — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:02:45 EDT

@whoever posted the cat cheeseburger site: Thanks for ruining the rest of my fucking life. I'll be there for hours now.

Moobs

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Jerkwheat — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:02:29 EDT

@BigTDog: I get it - therefore I envy you

Jerkwheat

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Dan Daoust — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:02:27 EDT

In lieu of traditional wedding favors the couple made a contribution to the Special Olympics in honor of their guests.

That's just bullshit.

Dan Daoust

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SA — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:02:07 EDT

@Clare: Late, but I absolutely hate it. The back is just...awful.

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Metschick — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:02:07 EDT

@TheStarterWife: i am just itching to show you pics from my 250-guest affair.

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BigTDog — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:02:00 EDT

@Yostal:

OK...It's not just me.

BigTDog

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Lady Andrea — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:01:05 EDT

@TattooedMess(iah): wow, I bet that looks awesome, judging by what I've seen of it on myspace. Not that I look.....much. : )

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TheStarterWife — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:00:37 EDT

BTW - This set of pictures is exactly WHY big weddings are a bad idea.

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thebigcheese — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:00:31 EDT

He looks like a roided out Zach Morris, only even less hetero

thebigcheese

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Dan Daoust — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:00:31 EDT

To see more photos from A.J. & Laura's wedding please call us to set up a meeting.

Will somebody please get on this, and pronto?

Dan Daoust

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crazyjoedavola — Wed, 16 May 2007 15:59:55 EDT

@Dan Daoust: Goddamn thats a handsome woman. I wonder if she likes soccer?

crazyjoedavola

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TattooedMess(iah) — Wed, 16 May 2007 15:59:53 EDT

@Lady Andrea: Naw, just relatively new. I got the coloring done on the phoenix that's on my myspace and facebook pages. I wasn't a big fan of colored tattoos before, but now? Holy shit.

TattooedMess(iah)

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Lady Andrea — Wed, 16 May 2007 15:59:53 EDT

@TheStarterWife: I just want something long enough that doesn't make me look like the Abominable Snowman. *sniffle*

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Ron — Wed, 16 May 2007 15:59:26 EDT

@Dan Daoust: Very MILFy.

http://harcarphotography.com/featured8.jpg

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War Penguin — Wed, 16 May 2007 15:59:19 EDT

@metschick: That absolutely screams "My parents wouldn't let me wear what I wanted to in my senior pictures. Well suck it, Mom and Dad! Because now I'm millionaire and I can do whatever I want!"

War Penguin

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thebigcheese — Wed, 16 May 2007 15:58:56 EDT

I wonder if the gloves came with a leather mask to match, otherwise what's the point?

thebigcheese

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Dan Daoust — Wed, 16 May 2007 15:58:46 EDT

Ain't nothing wrong with Mamma Quinn, I'll tell you that right now.

Dan Daoust

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Grimey — Wed, 16 May 2007 15:58:45 EDT

@BowdenBowdenBowden: @SteveJeltzFan: But HA HA Guy wants to weigh in on Brady.

Grimey

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TheStarterWife — Wed, 16 May 2007 15:57:59 EDT

@Clare: Really? I would not have you down for lace, but I can respect it.

Me? Clean lines. Classic.

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Trot Nixons Hat — Wed, 16 May 2007 15:57:25 EDT

@MoBot: A stop like that might leave me shivering and shaking on the sidewalk... a ripe target for that damned QB

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Yostal — Wed, 16 May 2007 15:57:22 EDT

I am so lost.

Yostal

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BigTenObsession — Wed, 16 May 2007 15:56:29 EDT

@Yinka Double Dare:

Butt-pirating?

[/hanging head in shame]

BigTenObsession

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Yinka Double Dare — Wed, 16 May 2007 15:54:58 EDT

@GlenAndersonLikesBoys: START AGAAAAAAAAAIN! WOW!

Sorry, I absolutely had to do that.

And my contribution: IM IN UR WEDDINGZ, PIRATING UR MANZ.

Yinka Double Dare

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Camp Tiger Claw — Wed, 16 May 2007 15:54:37 EDT

@Lady Andrea: What a sick little monkey.

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Lady Andrea — Wed, 16 May 2007 15:53:54 EDT

@Camp Tiger Claw: he should be livin' the sweet life out in Southern California's beautiful San Fernando Valley.

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Rock tha Hizzee — Wed, 16 May 2007 15:53:52 EDT

Note those aren't Hawk's groomsmen in the photos. They are an a capella group called the Tennessee Top Hats.

Rock tha Hizzee

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Clare — Wed, 16 May 2007 15:53:22 EDT

@BigTenObsession: But I'm a Panth...oh, I get it.

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Camp Tiger Claw — Wed, 16 May 2007 15:52:38 EDT

@metschick: AJ Hawk looks like Vigo the Carpathian!

Camp Tiger Claw

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Lady Andrea — Wed, 16 May 2007 15:52:09 EDT

@Clare: I agree on layers of ruffles, a smoother back would've been much prettier.

@TattooedMess(iah): ooooh, new tattoo you say?

Also, Clare! Go look at his myspace pic, they'll tide you over.

http://icanhascheezburger.com

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Trot Nixons Hat — Wed, 16 May 2007 15:51:46 EDT

This makes watching the Giants and Eli Manning so much more bearable. Thank you Brady!

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Rickey_Fitts — Wed, 16 May 2007 15:51:31 EDT

@The Hat of Trot Nixon: Love the name ...

Rickey_Fitts

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Windy City Wahoo — Wed, 16 May 2007 15:51:26 EDT

@The Hat of Trot Nixon: Ironically enough, the Browns practice in Berea, Ohio, home of the infamous Mike Cooper/Carl Monday throwdown. If you're doing any sort of road trip to watch Brady practice, make sure you stop by the library for old time's sake.

Windy City Wahoo

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BigTDog — Wed, 16 May 2007 15:51:25 EDT

@Clare:

I don't get it. Is that emo or meta or meme?

BigTDog

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Clare — Wed, 16 May 2007 15:50:55 EDT

@TheStarterWife: I'm more of a Monique Lhullier girl -- I like lace.

@metschick: I think I can see A.J.'s nugget pouch!

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BigTenObsession — Wed, 16 May 2007 15:50:46 EDT

@Clare:

Easy there, Tiger.

BigTenObsession

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Disgruntled Goat — Wed, 16 May 2007 15:50:00 EDT

@Juancho: I join you in the sobbing.

Disgruntled Goat

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Sarcastro — Wed, 16 May 2007 15:49:42 EDT

Even Kordell Stewart refused to do this sort of thing. Except at the Pegasus Lounge on Friday nights.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=brown+town<...

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Blackguard — Wed, 16 May 2007 15:49:34 EDT

Y M C A ! Enjoy Browns fans. It's apropos...Quinn enjoys brown town, he plays for the Browns...ah, the world makes sense.

Blackguard

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Weed Against Speed — Wed, 16 May 2007 15:49:18 EDT

@Ron: Salute.

Weed Against Speed

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Spectacular Sam — Wed, 16 May 2007 15:49:10 EDT

What the hell is with the guy on the left? Was there a 50/50 raffle?

Spectacular Sam

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Weed Against Speed — Wed, 16 May 2007 15:49:03 EDT

@TheStarterWife: Brady Quinn loves Vera Wang.

Weed Against Speed

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Ron — Wed, 16 May 2007 15:48:16 EDT

@TheStarterWife: Heh heh, you said 'Wang'.

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Roy Hobbs — Wed, 16 May 2007 15:48:15 EDT

@TheStarterWife: Not bloody likely.

Roy Hobbs

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Clare — Wed, 16 May 2007 15:48:15 EDT

@TattooedMess(iah): I request a private viewing of and consultation regarding said photos.

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TheStarterWife — Wed, 16 May 2007 15:47:28 EDT

@Clare: It looks like she pinned it back to soon is what it looks like.

StarterWife rule of thumb - If not Vera Wang, then at least TRY to look like Vera Wang.

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Metschick — Wed, 16 May 2007 15:47:23 EDT

Um, what?

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TattooedMess(iah) — Wed, 16 May 2007 15:46:49 EDT

@Clare: There will be pics up on the Ladies... site in due time. I need some new ones taken anyway, I don't have any of my new tattoo since I got all the color done.

TattooedMess(iah)

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Trot Nixons Hat — Wed, 16 May 2007 15:46:16 EDT

@Sarcastro: Cross-country road trip 2008 might be making a stop wherever the hell Brady shall be practicing.

I just need to ask him what it was that Weis "gave" him - you know, in terms of advice in making it at the NFL level for football, not doing your O-Line.

Trot Nixons Hat

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Cousins of Ron Mexico — Wed, 16 May 2007 15:46:15 EDT

@Dieter: Rick Mirer and Ron Pawlus didn't know the first thing about dancing!

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TheStarterWife — Wed, 16 May 2007 15:46:00 EDT

@Juancho: Sorry Juancho.

Maybe it will work out.

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Metschick — Wed, 16 May 2007 15:45:59 EDT

@Clare: Bingo. I don't like the ruffles or the mullet.

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Dieter — Wed, 16 May 2007 15:45:28 EDT

You never see any pics Rick Mirer or Ron Pawlus ###ing it up.

Dieter

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Clare — Wed, 16 May 2007 15:44:37 EDT

I like the ruffle detail that goes all the way around the top of the dress. If it were just at the top and the hem, I think I'd like that dress more.

But I don't care for the layers of ruffles on the skirt on the back, nor do I care for the "column dress in front, huge poufy ballgown in back" silhouette. It's like the mullet of wedding gowns.

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Stev D — Wed, 16 May 2007 15:44:16 EDT

@MoClarettMoProblems: You should be designing dresses though

Stev D

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Cousins of Ron Mexico — Wed, 16 May 2007 15:43:51 EDT

Do you think anyone will call him out the first time he asks where the Visitor's Dressing Room is?

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Triple B — Wed, 16 May 2007 15:43:27 EDT

@Ron: just checked the lyrics to that, i dont much about judas priest, and yes, it fits

Triple B

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diddly — Wed, 16 May 2007 15:43:26 EDT

@Roy Hobbs: Thank you.

diddly

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Juancho — Wed, 16 May 2007 15:43:17 EDT

[sobbing uncontrollably]

That's going to be my team's new starting QB.

[/sobbing uncontrollably]

Juancho

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TheGoldfishCowboy — Wed, 16 May 2007 15:43:10 EDT

That rent-a-cop is breaking it down

TheGoldfishCowboy

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Sarcastro — Wed, 16 May 2007 15:41:54 EDT

@The Hat of Trot Nixon: Sign me up. Can't wait 'til a Steeler decapitates Brady Quinn, quarterback woman.

@Roy Hobbs: http://icanhascheezburger.com

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Clare — Wed, 16 May 2007 15:41:48 EDT

Learn it, love it, live it.

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Ron — Wed, 16 May 2007 15:41:34 EDT

@Tuffy: LOLGheys

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TheStarterWife — Wed, 16 May 2007 15:41:20 EDT

@Clare: The front of the dress is nice, but she should have lost the spaghetti straps - better strapless and it looks like it is built to be worn that way.

The back of that dress? Ooof. Only mid-west brides strive to look like their cake on the wedding day

/snark

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bizzo5000 — Wed, 16 May 2007 15:41:19 EDT

IM IN OHIOZ, MAKEN IT RAIN MENZ!!!!1!

bizzo5000

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Cousins of Ron Mexico — Wed, 16 May 2007 15:41:12 EDT

@Weed Against Speed: It's the one time you ask to Plea-up. You know in case some sports blog gets ahold of the records.

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Ron — Wed, 16 May 2007 15:40:53 EDT

@Roy Hobbs: I Can Has Cheezburger

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Lady Andrea — Wed, 16 May 2007 15:40:35 EDT

@Clare: I think it's very pretty, I love the black & white pic with the colored stained glass window.

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Roy Hobbs — Wed, 16 May 2007 15:40:11 EDT

@TheStarterWife: Goddammit, what the fuck are you people talking about?

Roy Hobbs

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Matt_T — Wed, 16 May 2007 15:40:04 EDT

Hey sister why you all alone?
I'm standing out your window
Hey little sister, can I come inside, dear?

I wanna show you all my love
I wanna be the only one
I know you like nobody ever, baby

Little sister can't you find another way
No more livin life behind a shadow

You whisper secrets in my ear
Slowly dancing cheek to cheek
It's such a sweet thing when you open up, baby
They say I'll only do you wrong
We come together cause I understand
Just who you really are, baby

Matt_T

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Cousins of Ron Mexico — Wed, 16 May 2007 15:40:00 EDT

Caption: "I see you over there Chaz Frye. I'm bringing it, baby!"

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Clare — Wed, 16 May 2007 15:39:57 EDT

@BigTDog: I guess they know their millionaire friends will pick up the Riedel and All Clad for them.