<![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> Why is James Spader holding a cheeto?
Sorry....I know it's been used before, but it is uncanny...

DreadPirate-Dave-Roberts

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> @Pavanos Torn Labia: "I'd as soon destroy a stained glass window, as an artist like yourself....however, since I can't have you following me....thud..."

DreadPirate-Dave-Roberts

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> @Big Daddy Drew:
...CHEEZY LIKENESS

you've gotta be doing a Dugout Jim Thome impression. Yes?

as for the photo:
Will: yes
Cheeto: no

someone had to do it

aloysius

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> What happened to Will's sweet Swatch?

domchota

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> it's "barbarito"

supermike3

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> Sir,

step away from the barbaro cheeto.

Cinco Ocho

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> that is a spectacularily beautiful piece of snackfoods...

supermike3

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> it would have been really funny if Will had worn the leather jacket in this pic.

supermike3

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> i won and sent the cheeto. and i'm keith olbermann...

supermike3

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> @Lady Andrea: Even later, but you're welcome!

-s

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> @-s: I'm back here really late, but thanks S.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> @twoeightnine: I was trying to figure out the connection between the attractive woman and the rest of the people in the pictures. That was my best guess.

-s

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> @twoeightnine: "And so I cooooome to you, with ooopen arms..."

thesepretzels

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> Damn, Im late for everything today.
So somebody get me up to speed, Why is Emo Peter Parker holding that horse shaped Cheeto?

Grapefruit Juice

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> Is the blonde in the green shirt Andie?

Someone's jerking off during DU!AN.

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> That has to be the cheesiest, crunchiest cheeto ever!

BDoc

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> exhibit f

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> @Tuffy:

Put me down for $10

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> @Mob Penguin: got see that movie i posted a clip of, then you'll get it

Triple B

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> @twoeightnine: Very cool b&w pics. Is the blonde in the green shirt Andie?

-s

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> @GlenAndersonLikesBoys: If liking Rush makes you #### then well ... where's the pink T-shirts, is all I gotta say.

Also, note to self: never eat at Alex's restaurant. Ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgZdfMBG-R4&NR=1

War Penguin

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> @TheStarterWife: Thank you.

You hear us, Balls? We're over $600. Don't make me go NPR pledge drive on this. I'll do it.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> @what_would_Kornheiser_do: sorry forgot the link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dvj2fliU0Gw

Triple B

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> @Tuffy: I missed the AJ streaking fund. If that truly exists, put me in for $500.

Will eating the Cheeto? I raise JenP's triple dog dare to a quad-dog dare with a cherry on top AND $100.

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> @what_would_Kornheiser_do: i dont want to sound gay or anything, but i think Rush rocks.

Triple B

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> I have some tootsie rolls that look like they came out the other end of Barbaro

Bob Sheppards Flock

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> @GlenAndersonLikesBoys:

"THERE IS NO FUCKING DRUMMER BETTER THAN NEIL PEART!"

What Would Kornheiser Do?

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> At least the Indian who lives in Will's cupboard has something to keep him company over the weekend while Will frolics on Fire Island.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> @ASox: That looks more like Yoshi than E.T.

BowdenBowdenBowden

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> My faith in humankind has been restored. I now have the will to go on.

Barbaro lives on in all of us.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> If it was a Flamin Hot Cheeto he could take it on vacation this weekend.

/insensitive but unable to resist

Camp Tiger Claw

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> Chester Cheetah lives!

Triple B

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> Damn, I'm hungry now. I guess I'll just have to snack on this pretzel shaped like Chris Berman's head instead.

Keep Your Sox On

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> Lamest. Food. Product. Look. A. Like. Evurrr.

What Would Kornheiser Do?

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> @ASox: This auction was somewhat less successful, it would appear.

Russkiejedi

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> That's it. I'm investing in Cheetos stock this afternoon.

Jen P

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> and he is selling the E.T. Cheeto on ebay too:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2801071...

ASox

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> WHAT R YOU DOING TOUCHING THE SACRED CHEETO??? YOUR HAND GREASE IS RUINING IT! GET THAT THING BEHIND A PANE OF GLASS, STAT!!

Spectator

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> @BowdenBowdenBowden: Aaaasssss yoooouuuuu wiiiiiiissssshhhhhh!!

Pavanos Torn Labia

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> WTF!!! Now that same guy who sold the Barbaro Cheeto is claiming to have an E.T. Cheeto!

http://et-cheeto.blogspot.com/

ASox

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> @twoeightnine: I rarely read entire threads.

ArkansasFred

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> @ArkansasFred: See above

Pavanos Torn Labia

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> Did we ever figure out who the person auctioning off the Cheeto was? Because their blurb was damn funny, with the "little hoarse" and the "NEIGH!" and the "stable home."

Jen P

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> @Pavanos Torn Labia: To the Pain!

BowdenBowdenBowden

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> @TheStarterWife: But nothing for The Balls Streaks the Spelling Bee fund? I worry about your priorities.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> No one wants to make a hilarious Stephen A. Smith joke?

Big Daddy Drew got the Stephen A. Smith and joke parts right.

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> @Athletic Supporter: more plausible than we would like to think. How did that Cheeto make it through the U.S. mail without crumbling?

Signal to Noise

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> @BowdenBowdenBowden: "My name is Pavanos Torn Labia. I posted before you. Prepare to die."

Pavanos Torn Labia

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> @TheStarterWife: I think enough commenter money has already been wasted on this item...

Russkiejedi

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> How 'bout a Johnny Carson hidden-bowl-of-potato-chips situation?

What Would Kornheiser Do?

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> No one wants to make a hilarious Stephen A. Smith joke?

ArkansasFred

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> @TheStarterWife: The EAT IT! EAT IT! chant reminds me of when we were trying to get a friend to eat a booger. We were far too old to be amused by such an idea.
@Lady Andrea: You need to take it down a notch before you get banished to Fleshbot.

BabaOje

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> Well -- and this probably shouldn't have surprised us -- one Deadspin comment guru who wishes to remain anonymous won the auction and, last week, hand delivered the sacred finger food

Athletic Supporter v0.42beta

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> Will, you also acquired the responsibility for another blog... I'm sure you'll care for it better than its previous owner.

http://www.cheetosbarbaro.blogspot.com/

Russkiejedi

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> @Pavanos Torn Labia: Damn.

BowdenBowdenBowden

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> @Lady Andrea: Get used to disappointment

BowdenBowdenBowden

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> Hell. I'll post it again.

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> @Lady Andrea: "No one of consequence ... Get used to disappointment."

Pavanos Torn Labia

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> @Suss--: Curdoroy? Ew.

Jen P

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> pictures of us that are not particularly flattering

exhibit a
exhibit b
exhibit c
exhibit d
exhibit e
exhibit f (coming soon)

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> Dee Mirch is still pissed about losing out on this.

RedDear

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> Fuck that. I TRIPLE DOG DARE you to eat it!

Jen P

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> @TheStarterWife: you don't want Will to eat you?

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> @Lady Andrea: Ironically, it was probably Rob.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> I dare you to eat it.

Jen P

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> So, does the anonymous donor get the nomination for SHOTY or is it the doodle itself.

And I do admire Will's ability to look exactly the same in every picture taken of him. It's a true gift methinks.

Yostal

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> I was nowhere near properly spelling that.

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> Barbaro cheeto? Thats bullshit, on the other hand, a Barbaro funion would have be impressive.

Triple B

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> Curdoroy pillows -- and Barbaro cheetos -- are both making headlines!

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> @meyer hochstein: yes. One black tshirt, one pair of jeans.

Who are you, anonymous buyer? I must know.

/Inigo

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> *$100 If you eat it Will, not me.

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> There is a painting that resembles this purchase (I think):

http://abstractfineart.blogspot.com/2007/03/sally-pierre-a...

PoppaPerk

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> Will should quit horsing around with that Cheeto.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> EAT IT! EAT IT!

I will pay $100 to eat it Will!

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> @TattooedMess(iah): yup, but to be fair to Cooper, his terminal comes with a bust of Carl Monday for decoration.

Signal to Noise

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> so the singular of Cheetohs is Cheeto?

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> @The Fans Attic: Ah, the double entendre. Always a fun device.

businessorleisure

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> THAT IS ONE DELICIOUS LOOKING EQUINE EVEN MORE SO THAN ANNA MARIE HORSFORD AND I WOULD LIKE TO PARTAKE OF HIS CHEEZY LIKENESS.

Drew Magary

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> Will keeps good company

After the Manhattan theater community began staying on Fire Island during the 1920s, the island had numerous summer celebrity residents.

* Louis Alter, songwriter ("Do You Know What It Means to Miss New Orleans?")
* Anne Bancroft, actress
* Mel Brooks, actor, writer, director
* Robert John Burke, Robocop 3
* Truman Capote, author
* Claudette Colbert, actress
* Mart Crowley, playwright
* David Duchovny, actor
* Peggy Fears, Broadway performer
* Peter Greenberg, TV travel authority
* Rex Harrison, actor
* Ethan Hawke, actor, novelist
* Nat Hentoff, columnist, jazz critic
* Harvey Keitel, actor
* Paul Krassner, author, editor
* Carson Kressley, TV fashion authority

* Will Leitch, Deadspin editor

* Mary Martin, Broadway performer
* Joe Namath, Football player
* Kevin Nash, Professional Wrestler (His residence would be directly referenced in a skit [3] [a link to the makers' original content])
* Pola Negri, silent film actress
* Frank O'Hara, poet, playwright
* Tony Randall, actor
* Carl Reiner, actor
* Ally Sheedy, actress
* Tedi Thurman, Miss Monitor
* Uma Thurman, actress
* Stanley Tucci, actor
* Jeffrey Zeldman, web guru
* Gary Beach, Tony award winning actor.[1]

[edit] Communities and locations

Kung Fu Cantona

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> @Signal to Noise: That damned horse gets his own wing in the Deadspin Museum and Mike Cooper only gets a computer terminal?

TattooedMess(iah)

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> Who is Sally Pierre who paid $69.69 for that?!

I bet it's Kevin from The Office.

PoppaPerk

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> @businessorleisure: "horse chip"? if that's anything like a cow chip
, i'm not interested.

The Fan’s Attic

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> The Cheeto can go next to to the Deadspin SHOTY award.

Signal to Noise

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> Oooh! This Lima Bean looks like the leader. I'll put with the rest of the collection.


/Homer Simpson

Analrapist

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> nicely kept fingernails Mr. Leitch.

Kung Fu Cantona

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> @lieutenant winslow: I think the manicure was for the trip to Fire Island.

being_sven

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> it actually looks more like ronaldhino.

Abe Froman

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> @Jake Fratelli: Talk about beating a dead Melissa Rivers.

Amended, and yet somehow not.

TattooedMess(iah)

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> $69.69 Very clever anonymous Deadspin buyer!

ASox

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> @Weed Against Speed: My bad. Should have hit refresh first.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> Does Will wear the same clothes day in, day out like the girl from Seinfeld?

meyer hochstein

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> seriously, what's that watch, will?

PoppaPerk

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> Will, rocking the corduroy jacket. Stylin'!

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> Jesus, more Barbaro nonsense? Talk about beating a dead horse....

JakeFratelli

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> Corduroy eh?

-s

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> i'm going to assume that you got a manicure just for this photo, and not as a matter of course

ltwinslow

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> So the Leather jacket has been replaced by grey courdoroy. Out of respect for Barbaro?

Southeast Jerome

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> I want to eat the Cheeto, digest the Cheeto, and poo out a Barbaro-shaped nugget that I will shellac and keep in Craig Sager's trophy room.

Rob Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> I notice you are not wearing your Riding With Barbaro wristband, fraud. And that Cheeto looks nothing like Barbaro. Lawyer Ron, maybe. Barbaro, NFW.

Lt. Exley

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> the Cordorouy sport coat is the balls

BigRicks

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> Yes! Exhibit #1 in the soon to be endowed Deadspin Museum?

ASox

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> I must know how much this anonymous donor paid for such a succulent morsel of immortality. Why don't you tell us...MOOBS?

Wait, that's me, and I sure as hell didn't buy it. Who did?

Moobs

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> Is that a Seiko watch? Nice.

Oh yeah, the horse chip. Cool.

businessorleisure

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> Fuck an A!!!

The Fan’s Attic

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> mmmmm Bagel Bites.

and nice jacket.

being_sven

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> Will looks kinda stoned in that picture... so I think the Barba-cheeto might have met a Screamin' A Smith-style fate shortly after this photo was taken.

Pavanos Torn Labia

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> Poor Rob.

But yay - Barbaro hilarity.

Metschick

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> "not particularly flattering" -?

I beg to differ, Mr. Leitch.

{/buttering up}

BrownSugar***s

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> Victory is mine! You know vicariously through Will.

Footballhack

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> Have to ask... how much did Barbaro's soul cost?

Sh!tShow

]]> <![CDATA[We Will Cherish Him, And Keep Him Warm]]> Plus Fucking One to Will and the anonymous donor.

TattooedMess(iah)

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