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calmasacucumber — Mon, 21 May 2007 08:13:20 EDT

Nicholson is the tool who was accused of rape by an FSU co-ed before a bowl game vs PSU, Bowden reluctantly suspended him and then Joe Paterno went to bat for him in a presser: "I don't know, it seems so unfair...you know, these girls knock on their doors, and..."

here's hoping AJ knocks on the door of Joe Paterno's daughter once he's out on parole.

calmasacucumber

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Sat, 19 May 2007 16:57:14 EDT

Are you purposely trying to give the Mets the game, Robbie?

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Sat, 19 May 2007 16:39:45 EDT

Annnd another Yankee pitcher goes down.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

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JB* — Sat, 19 May 2007 16:37:04 EDT

@Tuffy: whew

JB*

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Sat, 19 May 2007 16:31:49 EDT

Congratulations, A.J. You just made the smooth transition from Florida State to Cincinatti.

Where's Peter Warrick and his "free shoes" when ya need him?

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

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a single mother (with a penis) — Sat, 19 May 2007 16:26:15 EDT

2-2

a single mother (with a penis)

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Tuffy — Sat, 19 May 2007 16:22:58 EDT

@klemmer35: Do *not* go to a show at the Clark with this man.

@JB*: Don't worry. The tears she's choking back are those of satisfaction.

Tuffy

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JB* — Sat, 19 May 2007 15:56:58 EDT

@Lady Andrea: Sadly, a fuck I am all too familiar with.

... What?

@klemmer35: Ray Emery is not a Cup winning goalie. Even I know that as a Hawks fan. We've seen plenty of them.

JB*

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a single mother (with a penis) — Sat, 19 May 2007 15:47:44 EDT

small consolation, but it was a beauty of a 2 on 1 break.

Buffalo needs to get some quality shots on Emery- as a goalie, i see things that indicate he's not exceptionally sharp today.

a single mother (with a penis)

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JakeFratelli — Sat, 19 May 2007 15:47:42 EDT

You do remember the last time a chick gave A.J. the wrong answer
to the question "Do they still make you?"

JakeFratelli

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Lady Andrea — Sat, 19 May 2007 15:45:02 EDT

@klemmer35: fuuuuuuck

(that was the fuck of quiet disappointment)

Lady Andrea

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a single mother (with a penis) — Sat, 19 May 2007 15:44:27 EDT

2-1 sens

a single mother (with a penis)

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JakeFratelli — Sat, 19 May 2007 15:40:05 EDT

Talk into tha mic or get slapped around. THAT'S HOW WE ROLL IN T-TOWN.

JakeFratelli

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Lady Andrea — Sat, 19 May 2007 15:38:44 EDT

@ArmansCopyOfSwank: I have on my Victorian attire and I still have thoughts of naughty things. I'm multi-faceted.

Also, for 289: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

Lady Andrea

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ArmansCopyOfSwank — Sat, 19 May 2007 15:37:04 EDT

@Lady Andrea: That reply to myself above was meant as a reply to you.

ArmansCopyOfSwank

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ArmansCopyOfSwank — Sat, 19 May 2007 15:34:36 EDT

@ArmansCopyOfSwank: Whatever happened to sugar and spice? Do you mean to tell me that the women of today don't spend their time playing badminton in Victorian attire, leaving thoughts of naughty things entirely in the domain of brutish males?

ArmansCopyOfSwank

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being_sven — Sat, 19 May 2007 15:32:58 EDT

Kenny Mayne droning about Barbaro.

Suddenly, I'm hungry for snacks.

being_sven

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businessorleisure — Sat, 19 May 2007 15:30:54 EDT

@Signal to Noise: I went with from due to my love of Adam Sandler saying it in Punch Drunk Love. It wasn't a reference, but I like the way it sounds.

businessorleisure

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businessorleisure — Sat, 19 May 2007 15:29:17 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: yesssssssss.

businessorleisure

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Sat, 19 May 2007 15:27:37 EDT

The first season of The War at Home is out on DVD. I know how you all just love it.

That is all.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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Lady Andrea — Sat, 19 May 2007 15:23:17 EDT

@ArmansCopyOfSwank: it ain't just innocent boys' heads Carson puts filthy ideas into. Rowr.

Lady Andrea

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ArmansCopyOfSwank — Sat, 19 May 2007 15:18:45 EDT

This wouldn't have happened if Carson Palmer wasn't putting filthy ideas into the heads of innocent American boys.

ArmansCopyOfSwank

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El Knob Grande — Sat, 19 May 2007 15:15:54 EDT

@DamnSkippy:

[Kinison]

I don't condone wife beating. I understand it. I wouldn't want to be the deciding member on a fucking jury or anything.

[/Kinison]

El Knob Grande

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Yostal — Sat, 19 May 2007 15:15:28 EDT

@Lady Andrea: Well done Andie, you have made him proud.

I do love that Buffalo has busted out the old school jerseys for elimination staveoff.

Yostal

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Lady Andrea — Sat, 19 May 2007 15:14:49 EDT

@Signal to Noise: beating the hell from her is much more religious-based and involves cries of "The power of Christ compels you!"

Lady Andrea

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Lady Andrea — Sat, 19 May 2007 15:14:05 EDT

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!

I have to step up, 289 is not here today.

Lady Andrea

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TattooedMess(iah) — Sat, 19 May 2007 15:13:38 EDT

@Signal to Noise: When you're doing the beating, it can be either. The last thing she's hoping for is correct phrasing.

TattooedMess(iah)

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Signal to Noise — Sat, 19 May 2007 15:11:21 EDT

@businessorleisure: do you beat the hell from her or the hell out of her? I'm so confused.

Signal to Noise

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businessorleisure — Sat, 19 May 2007 15:08:07 EDT

What do you tell a bitch with two black eyes?

You very politely tell her to put the phone down and hope the neighbors didn't hear you beating the hell from her.

businessorleisure

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Pam Ward needs no strap-on — Sat, 19 May 2007 15:05:31 EDT

From Florida State to the Cincinnati Bengals. This kid didn't stand a chance to live a clean, law-abiding life.

Pam Ward needs no strap-on

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DamnSkippy — Sat, 19 May 2007 15:04:23 EDT

I would never hit a woman but I'll shake the shit out of her.

DamnSkippy

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a single mother (with a penis) — Sat, 19 May 2007 15:02:22 EDT

That scar is from when he rubbed the pot roast all over his chest, for he's just an excitable boy.

a single mother (with a penis)

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Lady Andrea — Sat, 19 May 2007 15:00:16 EDT

But....but....but he looks so friendly, glaring at me like I didn't make the pot roast just right, with that scar on his tummy.

Lady Andrea

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Sat, 19 May 2007 14:56:29 EDT

I'll be interested again once Doug Johnson gets arrested

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus