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Jason Giambi Is The Only Man Who's Honest About Steroids

Josh Hamilton — Thu, 24 May 2007 10:15:21 EDT

awesome take.

Josh Hamilton

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Fios — Thu, 24 May 2007 08:16:30 EDT

Yeah man, losers only, so get ... wait, never mind, please stay. We ordered like 37 pizzas.

Fios

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Greek McPapadopoulos — Thu, 24 May 2007 08:11:53 EDT

Hey, who invited this guy?

Greek McPapadopoulos

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Blackguard — Thu, 24 May 2007 08:10:22 EDT

Lost!

Blackguard

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Greek McPapadopoulos — Thu, 24 May 2007 08:08:00 EDT

@Fios: I remember visiting a Denny's at some point on my 21st...Moon Over My Hammy was a poor choice.

Greek McPapadopoulos

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Fios — Thu, 24 May 2007 08:01:09 EDT

@Greek McPapadopoulos: Now I'm having flashbacks to my 21st birthday party: an empty Chuck E. Cheese, 20 unused party hats, indifferent teenagers in costumes and a lot of crying. A lot.

Fios

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Greek McPapadopoulos — Thu, 24 May 2007 07:55:41 EDT

@Fios: Yeah, I think we just pulled the equivalent of the "9th Green at 9" trick on you.

Greek McPapadopoulos

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Fios — Thu, 24 May 2007 07:51:19 EDT

@Greek McPapadopoulos: Does your invitation also say "The DUAN Party "Starts" at 7:31AM ... Don't Be Late (Sucker)!"? I'm starting to think this might be a joke

Fios

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Greek McPapadopoulos — Thu, 24 May 2007 07:35:13 EDT

@Fios: We're going streaking!

Greek McPapadopoulos

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Fios — Thu, 24 May 2007 07:31:16 EDT

Let's get this party started!

Fios

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BabaOje — Thu, 24 May 2007 02:35:15 EDT

@PQ Crash: Lost shook everything i believed to be true.

BabaOje

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Metschick — Thu, 24 May 2007 02:26:57 EDT

@Lizalicious: I think I should call it a night as well, I'm getting drowsy.

good night, folks.

Metschick

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Lizabelle — Thu, 24 May 2007 02:25:32 EDT

@metschick: Alright, Lizzy is le tired. Too much screaming at insufferable Yankee fans. Stay snug as bugs in rugs, all:)

Lizabelle

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Metschick — Thu, 24 May 2007 02:20:48 EDT

@Lizalicious: wow, four already? that's a lot.

Metschick

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PQ Crash — Thu, 24 May 2007 02:19:41 EDT

Re: Lost

Hell yes.

PQ Crash

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Matt Sussman — Thu, 24 May 2007 02:14:11 EDT

"It's unfortunate, and shall be gone tomorrow."

I've heard that before from doctors.

Matt Sussman

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Lizabelle — Thu, 24 May 2007 02:13:16 EDT

@metschick: Four, I think. I haven't seen any of season 3. But its soooo good.

Lizabelle

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Metschick — Thu, 24 May 2007 02:10:35 EDT

@Lizalicious: how many seasons has that show been around now?

Metschick

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Trot Nixons Hat — Thu, 24 May 2007 02:10:11 EDT

@PeteJäyhawk™: Don't worry. It's unfortunate, and shall be gone tomorrow.

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Lizabelle — Thu, 24 May 2007 02:05:29 EDT

@metschick: I don't squee. But I have been known to be found sitting around my television with red watery eyes and a large box of tissues.

Lizabelle

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Metschick — Thu, 24 May 2007 02:03:02 EDT

@Lizalicious: My friend squees whenever she thinKs of GA. She's weird.

Metschick

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PeteJayhawk — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:59:41 EDT

@Lady Andreas Bitch: I hope you actually know Andrea and this is some sort of inside joke. Because otherwise you're just weird. Remember - it's the internet.

PeteJayhawk

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a single mother (with a penis) — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:59:13 EDT

@PeteJäyhawk™: No shit. The Red Rcokets have offered to play our games there, but so far AEG isn't returning our calls

a single mother (with a penis)

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PeteJayhawk — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:57:10 EDT

@Lizalicious: Bestest. Show. EVAR.

PeteJayhawk

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Lizabelle — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:55:24 EDT

@metschick: Grey's drags out every super girly quality that I absolutely hate about myself. Geoge and Izzie have become the modern day Ross and Rachel for me.

Lizabelle

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Trot Nixons Hat — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:55:03 EDT

@JB*: Yes, yes... Sad times.

Trot Nixons Hat

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Lizabelle — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:54:20 EDT

@Lady Andreas Bitch: Vengeful?

Lizabelle

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JB* — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:53:05 EDT

@Lady Andreas Bitch: As her bitch would know

JB*

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Trot Nixons Hat — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:50:40 EDT

@Lizalicious: It's better that way. Lady A can be quite vengeful.

Trot Nixons Hat

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Metschick — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:49:38 EDT

@Lizalicious: Me neither.

I've never seen Grey's either.

Metschick

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Lizabelle — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:46:27 EDT

I really need to start watching other network shows besides Grey's Anatomy. I've never seen Lost.

Lizabelle

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BabaOje — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:46:05 EDT

@PeteJäyhawk™: Careful with that Lost talk, people get upset. Head over to DeadOn.

BabaOje

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PeteJayhawk — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:44:45 EDT

@klemmer35: Too bad it'll only be used for the occasional Big XII Championship and Brigade games. And no, I'm not happy about this. AEG promised us some shit and they'd better fucking deliver. They've got 4 months.

@Lizalicious: @metschick: @JB*: Hi.

So, um....Lost tonight? OHMYFUCKINGGODAREYOUKIDDINGME?????????????(!)

PeteJayhawk

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Metschick — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:44:34 EDT

@JB*: yay!

Metschick

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a single mother (with a penis) — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:42:13 EDT

@The Legend of Vincent Tremblay: The new Sprint Center here is KC is going to be phenominal

a single mother (with a penis)

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JB* — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:39:55 EDT

@metschick: Of course you can.

@PeteJäyhawk™: Pete!

JB*

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Metschick — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:38:07 EDT

@JB*: so... I can't get a woot woot? :(

@Lizalicious: weird. that happened to me once. it's a hard thing to say, but I think my wallet was stolen.

@PeteJäyhawk™: Pete!

Metschick

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Lizabelle — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:36:40 EDT

@PeteJäyhawk™: Hi Pete!!

Lizabelle

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PeteJayhawk — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:36:03 EDT

Hello friends.

PeteJayhawk

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Lizabelle — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:35:59 EDT

@metschick: Yeah. At work of all places. It was in a zipped pocketbook. And I'm scatterbrained, but not about stuff like that.

Lizabelle

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Metschick — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:35:16 EDT

@Lizalicious: oooh, that sucks.

okay, I'll let you know when I get it.

Metschick

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JB* — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:33:25 EDT

@metschick: Actually just emailed you on that (the section data... not the woot woot)

JB*

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Lizabelle — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:32:27 EDT

@metschick: Which reminds me, the money for my ticket will be en route to you Friday. My wallet got stolen last week (checkbook, credit cards, everything) and the last piece of the puzzle (checks and new ATM card) should be rolling in the mail tomorrow. I hope.

Lizabelle

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Metschick — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:32:05 EDT

@Lady Andrea: if you can't get one from her, buy one from the Mets. just buy it next to us.

Can I get a woot woot?

Metschick

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Metschick — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:30:03 EDT

@Lizalicious: Sooooze! We'd love to have her.

@businessorleisure: do you have a portable DVD player? Because I've been having so much fun with Reno 911 DVDs.

Metschick

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Lady Andrea — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:29:56 EDT

@metschick: seriously, I'm double-checking that I can get a ticket from SportsGal, b/c I don't want to come if I can't go to the game, and then I'm booking my flight!

Lady Andrea

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businessorleisure — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:27:14 EDT

Blugh, any suggestions for passing time tonight? I got a bus ride ahead of me to NC tomorrow. I'm excited, can't sleep and can't afford to drink.

Books have been nice so far, but I need a reading break.

IDEAS, PEOPLE.

businessorleisure

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Metschick — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:27:11 EDT

@Lady Andrea: yup - J-Money!

@JB*: weee - it's gonna be me, LA, and Gordonshumway.

Metschick

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Lizabelle — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:27:10 EDT

@metschick: I'm dying to get Soozy out for one of these things. But I'm not sure if NYC (or anywhere for that matter) would be ready for the shitshow that would most likely be the two of us together.

Lizabelle

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Trot Nixons Hat — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:27:07 EDT

@Lady Andrea: Greatest. Exit. Ever.

Cooooo-stanza!

Trot Nixons Hat

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JB* — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:25:20 EDT

@Lady Andrea: g'night, Andie.

@metschick: I think you'll only find out if ya try.

JB*

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businessorleisure — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:25:20 EDT

@metschick: The answer, of course, is yes. Yes it is.

businessorleisure

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Lady Andrea — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:24:17 EDT

@metschick: wait, who else besides you and me? G-shum is coming! RIGHT? Awesome.

Lady Andrea

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Lady Andrea — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:23:40 EDT

@Lady Andreas Bitch: well, I'm fast.

And with that, I'm out. Night, Deadspin.

Lady Andrea

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Metschick — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:23:24 EDT

@Lady Andrea: wow - three ladies... at one event?? Is the world ready for that much awesomeness?

Metschick

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JB* — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:22:53 EDT

@Lizalicious: Thanks. I am thinking I may go the same route as Andie just said, and hunt down one of my friends in Queens to discuss crashing at her place, and maybe to get her to join in.

JB*

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Trot Nixons Hat — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:22:44 EDT

@Lady Andrea: This may be the fastest I've ever gotten pants off of people. Maybe I should go around to bars talking about Lost in the future.

Trot Nixons Hat

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Metschick — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:21:27 EDT

@Lady Andrea: his powers scare me.

@businessorleisure: it's so frustrating.

Metschick

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Trot Nixons Hat — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:20:05 EDT

@JB*: What would you like me to make that bastard hamster do next?

I feel like he should have to spellcheck DUAN now.

Trot Nixons Hat

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Lady Andrea — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:19:44 EDT

@Lady Andreas Bitch: wow, you've charmed the pants off both Nibbles and myself tonight. I think you should leave it....

Lady Andrea

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Bandit Darville — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:19:12 EDT

Free Hat!

Bandit Darville

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Lady Andrea — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:18:59 EDT

@metschick: I'm giving it some serious thought. I may book a flight tomorrow and I've got a friend in NYC I can stay with.

Lady Andrea

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Trot Nixons Hat — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:18:51 EDT

@The Legend of Vincent Tremblay: Nothing to see here folks, nothing to see..

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JB* — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:18:36 EDT

@Lady Andreas Bitch: Nicely done. And wow - the speed of Nibbles is impressive.

JB*

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Trot Nixons Hat — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:17:48 EDT

@JB*: Did that do it?

Oh man, I think that Nibbles is my bitch tonight.

Trot Nixons Hat

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Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:17:24 EDT

I'm back. What did I miss?

...Lady Andrea's Bitch...

Oh, my.

Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay

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businessorleisure — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:16:33 EDT

@metschick: No. It's not bad. I have given up as well.

Ah well.

businessorleisure

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Trot Nixons Hat — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:16:06 EDT

@Lady Andrea: Love it. Savor it. For your bitch shall be a dirty, funky, talking hat by tomorrow.

Trot Nixons Hat

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JB* — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:15:57 EDT

The Apostrophe is causing reply issues again... just FYI.

JB*

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Lizabelle — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:15:42 EDT

@JB*: Don't stay in Manhattan. Try Jersey City or one of the Boroughs. It's considerably cheaper.

Lizabelle

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Lady Andrea — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:15:42 EDT

@metschick: hey, I worked in another Tony LaRussa as warlock reference in a comment on my Caption Contest Hit n Run. You're so genius.

Lady Andrea

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Metschick — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:15:29 EDT

@Lady Andrea: do it, do it, do it, do it!!!

Metschick

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JB* — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:15:09 EDT

@Lady Andrea: Sorry, you're right - $80 to LaGuardia, $40 to Long Island - Islip. I guess a check with some of the NY folk would tell if the extra $80 savings would be lost to cab fare.

JB*

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Trot Nixons Hat — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:14:37 EDT

@metschick: I feel your pain. 4 starts this week? 4 losses.

The only thing tempting me is that I'm playing the two worst teams ever...

Trot Nixons Hat

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Lady Andrea — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:13:57 EDT

@CardinalRedOctober: I know Oxford Street well. That's great. And yes, expensive as all hell.

Lady Andrea

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Lady Andrea — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:12:47 EDT

@My Bitch: verrrrry nice. I love it.

@JB*: wow, flying out of Midway the cheapest I can do is $80 each way. Which is still cheap. Hmmmmm.....

Lady Andrea

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Metschick — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:12:11 EDT

Is it bad that I don't even want to check on my fantasy team anymore?

Fuck those guys (my players). They ain't done nothing for me lately.

Metschick

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JB* — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:11:40 EDT

@Lizalicious: Ugh - a quick search of hotels is killer. This will require some additional, sober, searching.

JB*

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CardinalRedOctober — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:11:34 EDT

@Lady Andrea: London was good. We spent a lot of time on Oxford Street. Nice weather the whole time. However, the consensus was that Scotland was *much* better overall.

By the way, unless you are wealthy, avoid international travel for a while. We nearly went broke on food, transportation, etc. because the exchange rate is so awful.

I was also not happy to see where the Cards were at by the time I came back.

CardinalRedOctober

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Trot Nixons Hat — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:11:19 EDT

@JB*: This is scary... This hamster is like a super bad-ass Commie Nazi

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Metschick — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:10:40 EDT

@JB*: yeah, I'll eat you all. but after I cover you in sugary marshmallow.

Metschick

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Lizabelle — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:09:58 EDT

@JB*: DOOOO IIIITTTT.

It's going to be an effing ball.

Lizabelle

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JB* — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:09:19 EDT

@The Hat of Trot Nixon: The problem with changing your Commenter Name is you never know when Nibbles will make it happen, and when it will go away when you try and change it back.

JB*

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Bandit Darville — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:09:14 EDT

Every time I post, nibbles takes me back to Juancho's post from 5:45 pm.

In my humble opinion, $120 mil is kind of in a dead heat with nut shrinkage, man boobs, and kidney failure.

I think its a sign from ye gods that I need to change my priorities.

Bandit Darville

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JB* — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:08:16 EDT

@Lady Andrea: Probably Midway. I was supposed to still be in Kansas City, but the meeting got moved up a week, so will be "home".

JB*

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Bandit Darville — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:07:38 EDT

@Lady Andrea: I get it. So its sovereign like Vatican City. Must be a Catholic thing. (kidding)

Bandit Darville

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JB* — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:07:31 EDT

@metschick: Also -very misleading after last night's discussion to see the word "peeps" in the file name.

JB*

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Lady Andrea — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:07:25 EDT

@JB*: where are you flying out of?

Lady Andrea

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Trot Nixons Hat — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:07:10 EDT

@Lady Andrea: For one night, and one night only... Curses...

I blame the black fog that ate the Others (except for Ben) in the last 5 minutes for this...

Trot Nixons Hat

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JB* — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:06:36 EDT

@Lizalicious: Southwest, $40 each way into LaGuardia or Long Island. Not bad, just need to hunt down a place to crash now.

And I may take you up on that interesting challenge.

JB*

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Metschick — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:06:06 EDT

@Lizalicious: I know! I think I'm going to end up like one of those kittens on I Can Has Cheezburger:

chillin

Metschick

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Dr. Michael Mancini — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:05:33 EDT

Since I didn't get here until late, I'll play the best not my team moment game-

Saw in person: Cal Ripken Jr. hitting two home runs against the Braves during his final season. Shit that was awesome.

In general: The Kirk Gibson home run.

Dr. Michael Mancini

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Lady Andrea — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:05:16 EDT

@The Hat of Trot Nixon: alright. I suppose. But I think as punishment you should change your commenter name to Lady Andrea's Bitch. : )

Lady Andrea

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JB* — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:04:56 EDT

@The Hat of Trot Nixon: I've heard groveling to the Ladies... can help save your neck.

Just a thought.

JB*

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Lizabelle — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:04:39 EDT

@JB*: Do it. My sister and I can drink all your asses under the table. Line up the Irish Car Bombs.

Lizabelle

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BabaOje — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:03:46 EDT

For those who wish to discuss Lost.

BabaOje

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Trot Nixons Hat — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:03:40 EDT

@Lady Andrea: Don't worry. I promise it really didn't change anything. And you shan't know what the hell is going on, that I can guarantee.

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JB* — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:02:17 EDT

@Lizalicious: Hmmm... my work schedule just shifted, so it may be time to revisit the airfare situation.

JB*

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Lady Andrea — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:02:14 EDT

@Bandit Darville: they do play in Notre Dame, Indiana. Notre Dame's campus has its own zip code and my address is blahblahblah Hall, Notre Dame, IN.

Lady Andrea

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Bob_Marley_and_the_Hartford_Whalers — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:02:04 EDT

Ok folks. I'm out. I need to sleep. I cannot stay awake, the pain of the final is too depressing. And always remember...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=URRICSFLhiY

When...you..walk...through the storm.
Hold your head up high.
And don't be afraid of the dark.
At the end of the storm,
There's a golden sky.
And the sweet silver song of the lark.

Walk on, through the wind.
Walk on, through the rain.
Though your dreams be tossed and blown.
Walk on, walk on, with hope in your heart,
And you'll never walk alone.
You'll never walk alone.

Walk on, walk on, with hope in your heart.
And you'll never walk alone.
You'll never walk alone.

Bob_Marley_and_the_Hartford_Whalers

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Bandit Darville — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:00:39 EDT

@Lady Andrea: According to the geniuses who posted Georgia Tech's 2007 football schedule on the team website, Notre Dame plays their home games at 'Notre Dame, Indiana.'

But yeah, we're heading up to South Bend in the fall. Nothing like celebrating a fifth football season in college.

Bandit Darville

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Lizabelle — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:59:46 EDT

@metschick: The potential for fun here is unreal. Deadspinners. Baseball. Bars that don't close till the sun comes up...God, I can't wait.

Lizabelle

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Lady Andrea — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:57:49 EDT

@The Hat of Trot Nixon: yeah, whatever. *pouts*

Lady Andrea

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Trot Nixons Hat — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:56:33 EDT

@Lady Andrea: For that I apologize.

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Metschick — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:56:11 EDT

@Lizalicious: EEEEEEE!!!!

Metschick

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What Would Kornheiser Do? Presented by Peniston Fuels — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:55:42 EDT

If Izzard on Doctor Who wasn't enough, try him on Star Trek.

What Would Kornheiser Do? Presented by Peniston Fuels

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Oops Pow Surprise — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:52:36 EDT

It's this old buttlicker's bedtime. Have a good night, kids.

Oops Pow Surprise

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Lizabelle — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:52:29 EDT

One month to the pants party!

Lizabelle

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Lady Andrea — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:52:12 EDT

@CardinalRedOctober: YES! and also, how was London?????

@Bandit Darville: so, will you actually be in South Bend? And yes, I do go there.

@The Hat of Trot Nixon: dude, shut the hell up. I am SO GOOD about spoilers on here! That really chaps my ass.

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BabaOje — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:51:26 EDT

DeadOn lost discussion thread? If theres interest I'll slam one up there.

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Trot Nixons Hat — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:50:11 EDT

@JB*: D'oh!! I said nothing at all. NOTHING!

/shame

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Bandit Darville — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:49:41 EDT

@Lady Andrea: Do you go to Notre Dame? I'll be up there on September 1 to simultaneously celebrate the death of the Reggie Ball era and mourn Calvin Johnson's passing on to the big green field in [Detroit].

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JB* — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:48:59 EDT

@CardinalRedOctober: Yes. Several had indicated DVR or Online viewing will be done tomorrow.

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Trot Nixons Hat — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:48:51 EDT

@Baba Oje: I'm very confused by what's going on now with Lost. Did they get rescued in some other reality that they have a chance to change?

Oh, and weren't Jin and Sun on the plane behind Jack in the first scene?

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CardinalRedOctober — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:47:40 EDT

So is it too early to talk about Lost yet?

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Oops Pow Surprise — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:46:39 EDT

@Lizalicious: Well, I meant cake!

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Analrapist — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:46:16 EDT

A can of beets, Estelle Getty, or a bobcat with a saddle on its back.

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Trot Nixons Hat — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:46:03 EDT

@Bob Marley and the Hartford Whalers: Oh, that is saved on my computer, don't you worry.

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BabaOje — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:45:44 EDT

Seriously, Lost, what the fuck?

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Lizabelle — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:45:32 EDT

@Oops Pow Surprise: Nope, you said death first.

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Metschick — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:44:55 EDT

@Lizalicious: what kind of cake?

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Oops Pow Surprise — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:44:48 EDT

@Bob Marley and the Hartford Whalers: I've got it as my roommate's ringtone. I just wish someone would get the Sega or SNES version of the song and put it online.

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Lizabelle — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:43:46 EDT

@what_would_Kornheiser_do: He looks so weird not in drag.

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Cinnamon Girl — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:43:19 EDT

@Bandit Darville: Agreed. Love her.

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Trot Nixons Hat — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:42:09 EDT

@Lizalicious: I know the answer to this... I know it....

Death?

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Metschick — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:42:05 EDT

@Lady Andrea: just used it as a bit of, um, fuel last night.

We came up with a reasonable facsimile of your wonderful post.

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Bob_Marley_and_the_Hartford_Whalers — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:41:57 EDT

@The Hat of Trot Nixon: www.brassbonanza.com

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JB* — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:41:25 EDT

@Bandit Darville: It's amazing (read: disturbing) how... different her voice is between singing and talking. But I'd agree.

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Oops Pow Surprise — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:41:08 EDT

@Lizalicious: Uh, death, please. No, cake! Cake!

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Cinnamon Girl — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:40:51 EDT

@Peter Cavan: Good night. Good luck.

@JB*: Not those I want to know. I consider two a minimum.

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What Would Kornheiser Do? Presented by Peniston Fuels — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:40:51 EDT

@Lizalicious:

Death or plumbing?

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Nationalcoholic — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:40:45 EDT

Evening, crew!

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Bandit Darville — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:40:08 EDT

@JB*: When she's sawing on a fiddle Allison Krauss is a top 10 hottie for me.

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Lizabelle — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:38:39 EDT

@Oops Pow Surprise: Cake or death?

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Lady Andrea — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:38:30 EDT

@Texas Gal: psssh. Domer Schmomer. I've been mean to LOTS of Notre Dame guys.

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Oops Pow Surprise — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:38:16 EDT

FYI-- Eddie Izzard will be on Conan tonight.

Not on him, but... you know.

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Lizabelle — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:38:00 EDT

@Suss--: Thank you. I haven't seen that commercial in ages.

Super Chunky Skippy directly from the jar is my drug of choice.

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JB* — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:37:40 EDT

@metschick: As well you should have.

@Lady Andrea: Uh huh. You and.... it looks like probably twenty-some other commenters (a guess, since you replied multiple times)

@Cinnamon Girl: Some women settle for only one?

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Lady Andrea — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:37:34 EDT

@metschick: OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!!!!

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Texy — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:37:28 EDT

@Lady Andrea: He's a DOMER. You were mean to a Notre Dame guy!

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Peter Cavan — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:37:06 EDT

@Lady Andrea: you and me both.

I'm getting up in less than 6 hours for a bike ride, so I'm off to bed. Good night.

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Trot Nixons Hat — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:36:46 EDT

@Lizalicious: Absolutely. It does make me want a glass of milk, too. Damn effective marketing.

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Metschick — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:36:31 EDT

@Lady Andrea: btw, I've been meaning to tell you - my best friend says thank you.

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DougOLis — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:36:24 EDT

@Suss--: most favoritest commercial ever. well, at least top 10

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Lady Andrea — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:36:06 EDT

@Texas Gal: that was one of my favorite euphemisms, actually. Fine then. No Longhorns love for you!

/soup nazi

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DougOLis — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:35:18 EDT

Shouldn't they have had Old Man River singing before tonight to remind the voters: "Hey, fuck up and this is what you're stuck with again"

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Lady Andrea — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:35:05 EDT

@metschick: well, my post got me hot at least....

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Analrapist — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:34:56 EDT

@Lady Andrea: Your's was very good, but don't worry, no one could have gone up against "Doe Urine" and won. Not even GordonShumway.

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Matt Sussman — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:34:48 EDT

"WAARON BAH. Anyone else remember that commercial?"

I hf nuh uh uhdeeuh wuh you uh tuhhee uhbuh.

Matt Sussman

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Texy — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:34:29 EDT

@Lady Andrea: If only you had not chosen to reference the Lidge-killer, then maybe I would be inclined to give you props. But you earn no props for that, missy- none at all! (Poor Brad!)

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Metschick — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:34:20 EDT

@Analrapist: ahhh, of course.

@JB*: Of course, I went right for it.

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What Would Kornheiser Do? Presented by Peniston Fuels — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:33:37 EDT

@JB*: Of course, remember long-time NASCAR fans tend to be a little xenophobic.

And you really can't blame them, sometimes...

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Cinnamon Girl — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:33:01 EDT

@Lady Andrea: I'll take a real "you know" over an authentic jersey any day. And more than one if I can get it.

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JB* — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:32:20 EDT

@Cinnamon Girl: grin Yes... I meant the jersey. The rest would be authentic.

@Lady Andrea: I saw Holly's, yours, and metschick's. And I'll refrain from a joke about "creamed".

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Metschick — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:31:54 EDT

@Lady Andrea:

I got creamed

in your panties?

(my mind's in the gutter.)

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Oops Pow Surprise — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:31:35 EDT

@metschick: Uh oh.

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Analrapist — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:31:07 EDT

@metschick: It's ok. I didn't want to work there anyway. I dumped them. They didn't dump me

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Lady Andrea — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:30:29 EDT

@JB*: @Cinnamon Girl: nooooo, the jersey has to be for real.

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Lizabelle — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:30:19 EDT

@Suss--: WAARON BAH. Anyone else remember that commercial?

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Metschick — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:30:06 EDT

@Oops Pow Surprise: Bo Sox.

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Lady Andrea — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:29:44 EDT

@JB*: there are only two left. Have you read the other 3 that have been posted already besides Holly's?

@Texas Gal: dude, I went up against Holly today. I got creamed.

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Texy — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:29:24 EDT

Also- the Budweiser/Cubs commercial? Where the lyrics say, "This is what I believe in" in a really earnest tone, not at all sarcastic, and then the people hold up beer? Nice. We don't believe in the Cubs, we believe in getting drunk.

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Cinnamon Girl — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:29:07 EDT

@JB*: The jersey can be a replica. The rest has to be authentic.

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JB* — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:28:03 EDT

@Cinnamon Girl: I'm just wondering if it needs to be an authentic, or if a replica will suffice. If I can get a ruling, it would help.

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Oops Pow Surprise — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:27:48 EDT

@Lady Andrea: Which team will she be covering? She is fucking hysterical.

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Metschick — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:27:44 EDT

@Texas Gal: both y'all posts will rock my world.

@Analrapist: but, but - you wouldn't have smelled of booze!

@Lady Andrea: Pants Party! Pants Party! Pants Party!

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DougOLis — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:27:39 EDT

2 idol notes:
1) Why the fuck did Joe Perry agree to do a song with Sanjaya? How the might have fallen.
2) Nice to see Billy Joe Armstrong is now rocking the Ryan Adams hairdo and denim jacket.

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Matt Sussman — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:26:55 EDT

"Iv uh bah tha I a cuh-humah peanah buuh duhwehkee fwuh wuh ja?"

Jif-ed.

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Texy — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:26:37 EDT

@DougOLis: @DougOLis: You hush up.

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Cinnamon Girl — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:26:05 EDT

@JB*: FYI - as a lady, it won't change until after she wears the jersey. It will be after you do those things Andrea said. That's when it will change. (hello, btw)

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Texy — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:25:27 EDT

@Lady Andrea: Nah, for reals- when I learned I was up against her? Suddenly, being out of town and unavailable seemed great. She is a goddess of the funny.

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DougOLis — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:25:18 EDT

And the Cubs are now a league worst 2-10 in 1 run games

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Trot Nixons Hat — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:24:51 EDT

Hey all.

Oh, and that Champs League match? Disappointing. Freakin Benitez waits until the 78th min. to put Crouch in? Yeah, gooooood stuff.

@Bob Marley and the Hartford Whalers: That song is now playing in my head. Now to load up brass bonanza on the laptop.

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JB* — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:24:49 EDT

@Lady Andrea: I just read Holly's Tennessee post at EDSBS and had to catch my breath from laughing. If the others are even better, then I can't wait.

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Peter Cavan — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:24:12 EDT

Debra Messing's scary thin physique and not-there dress look even worse than Ahnold in HD.

/still watching Leno.

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DougOLis — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:24:03 EDT

@Texas Gal: Wooo, good guys win

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Cinnamon Girl — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:23:57 EDT

@Clare: Nite! (as I say to my kids, what are you going to dream about tonight?)

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Texy — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:23:39 EDT

Thanks, Izturis. As always, you suck.

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Lady Andrea — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:23:32 EDT

@Texas Gal: I feel confident that yours will rock too, but I am preparing to perchance wet my pants reading G-shum's. That girl cracks my shit up.

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JB* — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:23:01 EDT

@metschick: Among the list of things that get me worked up and ranting - NASCAR, Kentucky sports, the World Champion St. Louis Cardinals, females in unbuttoned Scott Rolen jerseys (Mrs.JB* does not thank you, Andie.. but that should change after she actually wears said jersey), Alison Krauss on the fiddle, and Lauren Graham.

So yeah, short list.

And good evening!

JB*