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Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Wed, 30 May 2007 16:12:05 EDT

Fuck it, Mike! Just go ahead and try to kill a Senator and get it over with.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

cdrbarney — Wed, 30 May 2007 16:09:41 EDT

@goathair: You get a pass - no one is dumb enough to say they condone dog fighting

C Portis

cdrbarney

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

ArmansCopyOfSwank — Wed, 30 May 2007 15:47:33 EDT

If you shoot my dog I'm gonna kill your cat.

ArmansCopyOfSwank

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

teaser mare — Wed, 30 May 2007 14:22:02 EDT

There should be more Chinese athletes in the NFL. Vick could have sold them the dog meat after the fight is over, and that would havee destroyed the evidence.

teaser mare

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

a single mother (with a penis) — Wed, 30 May 2007 13:35:23 EDT

@MeanMachine: +1

a single mother (with a penis)

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

pimpmyPR — Wed, 30 May 2007 13:27:44 EDT

Did he blow the pups away by himself? Or did he hire a doggie hit man?

pimpmyPR

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

Barry Lutz — Wed, 30 May 2007 13:12:04 EDT

Outstanding Poltergeist reference, Will.

Barry Lutz

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

Clare — Wed, 30 May 2007 13:11:47 EDT

Ahhh! Dog zombies!

Don't say that.
What?
You know...the zed word.

Clare

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

Technicolor Jan Stenerud — Wed, 30 May 2007 13:05:13 EDT

@Spectacular Sam: you mean donkey punching?

Technicolor Jan Stenerud

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

War Penguin — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:56:08 EDT

Will! Where's the nightmare fuel tag? Oh, if only my internet connection had stayed down.

War Penguin

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

Shorty — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:42:30 EDT

you win, Nibbles.

Shorty

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

Burnsy — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:38:41 EDT

@PenskeMaterial:

That's honestly the worst thing I've ever read. And I once had a subscription to Stuff.

Burnsy

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

PenskeMaterial — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:34:16 EDT

All Mexico had to do was call this guy and all of his dog-disposal needs would have been met.

PenskeMaterial

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

Oops Pow Surprise — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:33:05 EDT

@Zach Parises Shorty: Or "wally backman signed my ####"

Oops Pow Surprise

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

Shorty — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:31:52 EDT

hmm...so how about "it is the autograph of wally backman that I own"

Shorty

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

MeanMachine — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:31:45 EDT

@HeavyPettingZoo: Chinese man to wife (in bed on wedding night): Hey, how about we have a nice hot number 69?

Wife: How you think about beef and snow pea time like this?

MeanMachine

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

quick — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:31:31 EDT

@HeavyPettingZoo:
Coddamnit, that's what I had for dinner last night.

quick

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

Badclown — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:30:10 EDT

If any of the exumed dogs had herpes, Vick is in some real trouble.

Badclown

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

twenty-four hour priapism — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:29:54 EDT

@Zach Parises Shorty: Perhaps you could also try 'The Shorty of Zach Parise'

(I'm going through the same problem and filed a request with Nibbles to make my name apostrophe-less.)

twenty-four hour priapism

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

HeavyPettingZoo — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:29:14 EDT

Vick and the Chinese could have a long fruitful relationship.

Subpar fighting dogs still make great beef & brocoli.

HeavyPettingZoo

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

MeanMachine — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:27:57 EDT

A Rod ate some dog last night too.

MeanMachine

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

Oops Pow Surprise — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:27:45 EDT

@Zach Parises Shorty: PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Apostrophes) would like to have a word with you.

Oops Pow Surprise

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DongerArd — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:27:04 EDT

@Flubby +1
...Pig Eye Jackson. Nicely done.

DongerArd

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

quick — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:24:44 EDT

@HeavyPettingZoo: Maybe Mike Vick could feed the dead dogs to the Chinese ping pong team? That's synergy!

quick

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

Shorty — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:24:44 EDT

I know it looks weird. I may have to do something about this. My apostrophe was just put in garbage bag until it suffocated and then I left it at the curb.

Shorty

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

TastesLikeBurning — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:24:26 EDT

@rocky_road: "I brought some cole slaw. It's made of peeeeople!"

TastesLikeBurning

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

Jen P — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:24:24 EDT

@HeavyPettingZoo: I'm not sure where you were going either, but it sounded interesting.

Jen P

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

Off The Baggie — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:24:16 EDT

@HeavyPettingZoo: So using the transitive property, Michael Vick eats dogs?

Off The Baggie

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

Mitch Comstein, my roommate — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:23:38 EDT

get away from me, Floof.jpg. far, far away!

Mitch Comstein, my roommate

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

Jordi Scrubbings — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:22:44 EDT

In other news, Tank Johnson was just busted for fish teasing, Chris Henry was arrested for plant abusing, Pac Man Jones is being held on suspicion of pet dressing.

Jordi Scrubbings

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

HeavyPettingZoo — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:22:38 EDT

So we have established that several black athletes fight dogs, or don't find anything wrong with it. Additionally, black athletes love to rap.

And we have also established that Chinese athletes like to rap, and from what I hear, like to eat dogs.

I have no idea where I am going with this.

HeavyPettingZoo

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

The Fan’s Attic — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:22:18 EDT

@Zach Parises Shorty: I had to take my apostrophe out back and bury it in a shallow grave to get the "reply to" thingy to work.

now it just looks like you have the plural form of Paris in your screen name.

The Fan’s Attic

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

Shorty — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:22:00 EDT

@BigTDog: yes, i suppose he is

Shorty

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

twenty-four hour priapism — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:21:26 EDT

As a result of this ongoing story, I'm officially boycotting Madden 2004 for Gameboy Advance.

twenty-four hour priapism

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

Hit Bull Win Steak — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:20:22 EDT

There's a special place in Hell reserved for Michael Vick. Right next to Carol Channing...

Hit Bull Win Steak

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

quick — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:20:20 EDT

@BigTDog: Samir Gupta?

quick

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

Oops Pow Surprise — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:20:16 EDT

@BigTDog: it's too early for spelling Nazis, man.

Oops Pow Surprise

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BigTDog — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:19:24 EDT

curse my correct grammar. Nibbles hates punctuation and america, apparantly!

However, apparEntly nibbles is down with typos.

BigTDog

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

Bunkie Perkins — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:18:57 EDT

@Mackey Sassers Right Arm: I hope you are using the term "career" losely when referring to Brooksie.

/Bitter Saints fan

Bunkie Perkins

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

Jen P — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:18:39 EDT

@Shtickless: Thank heavens it wasn't the Deadspin Widescreen version - I'd have run screaming from the room.

Jen P

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

BowdenBowdenBowden — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:18:37 EDT

@Zach Parises Shorty: Works now

BowdenBowdenBowden

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

SpicyTunaRoll — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:18:32 EDT

Or maybe Vick was hoping it would work out just like the end of "Where the Red Fern Grows".

SpicyTunaRoll

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

quick — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:18:21 EDT

@Shtickless: Is that the great movie with the line: "You come in peace...but you leave in pieces!"

quick

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

Shorty — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:18:15 EDT

@Zach Parises Shorty: It works!

Shorty

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

Shorty — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:18:05 EDT

okay, how this...

Shorty

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

BDoc — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:18:03 EDT

Someone better get Mark Richt on the phone, and tell him to get Uga to a safehouse.

BDoc

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

shtickless — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:17:24 EDT

That sinister poodle in the picture looks like one of the Killer Klowns from Outer Space.

shtickless

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

Jen P — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:17:02 EDT

@BowdenBowdenBowden: Great minds, and all that. Or I just wasn't paying attention. That's my standard line when anyone comes to me with an "editing emergency."

Jen P

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

Off The Baggie — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:16:33 EDT

If they dig around long enough, maybe they'll find the corpse of Aaron Brooks career buried back there...

Off The Baggie

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

Shorty — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:16:18 EDT

@BowdenBowdenBowden: curse my correct grammar. Nibbles hates punctuation and america, apparantly!

Shorty

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

BigTDog — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:15:59 EDT

What's next, baby smuggling?
We just pray to God he's not involved in cat juggling.

I think he's been talking on his cell phone while driving, ripping the 'do not remove' tags off pillows, and not cleaning the lint trap on the dryer when he's done with it. What an asshat!

BigTDog

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

LloydCarrPoolLane — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:15:36 EDT

He should have stuffed them in the false bottoms of several 55 gallon drums.

LloydCarrPoolLane

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

MeanMachine — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:15:34 EDT

@ ZP's S: doh!

MeanMachine

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

rocky_road — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:14:56 EDT

@Camp Tiger Claw: Milosevick?

rocky_road

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

MrSinlinlin — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:14:50 EDT

Cat Fancy coverboy Warrick Dunn isn't happy about this story... not one bit.

MrSinlinlin

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

BowdenBowdenBowden — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:14:04 EDT

@Jen P: That's what I said! (re: dangling participles)

BowdenBowdenBowden

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

Encouraging Referee Pitman — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:13:42 EDT

@Mmole:

Well, you could always rent "Skin Deep." On second though, don't. It sucks.

Encouraging Referee Pitman

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

BowdenBowdenBowden — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:13:29 EDT

@ Zach Parise's Shorty - that's what I was about to say. Also I can't seem to reply to you due to Nibbles being allergic to apostrophes.

BowdenBowdenBowden

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

Jen P — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:12:37 EDT

@Weed Against Speed: +1. Now I have the slightly disturbing but incredibly amusing image of puppy trees stuck in my head.

Jen P

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

muggsybogues — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:12:25 EDT

This is really getting out of hand fast.

muggsybogues

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

Stev D — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:12:19 EDT

PR Rep: So Mike, to rehab your image we are going to need something big

MV: Like charity work, or winning the Super Bowl

PR: Something like that, this may sound crazy...but we need you to go back in time and kill Hitler

Stev D

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

Shorty — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:12:16 EDT

christ MeanMachine, you could have saved a nice piece of change by going for the replica!

Shorty

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

Mmole — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:11:55 EDT

It was really disappointing when I found out that cock-fighting was actually two roosters fighting.

Mmole

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

Analrapist — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:11:21 EDT

This motherfucker needs Jesus.

Analrapist

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

MeanMachine — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:11:01 EDT

Fuck it. I ordered one myself.

Reebok Atlanta Falcons Customized Authentic Alternate Jersey (48-56)
Player:#7 DOGFIGHTER
Color: Atlanta Falcons Black
Size: Size 48
Item#: 1772595
IN STOCK: Leaves warehouse in 5 - 7 full bus. days.(Details)

MeanMachine

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

shea_guevara — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:09:04 EDT

If only Michael Vick had just compromised with Phil Leotardo over his cut of the dead dog disposal, this would never have happened.

shea_guevara

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

Jen P — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:08:59 EDT

So if he gets sent to prison, can they sentence him in dog years? It would sound cooler: "You are hereby ordered to serve 35-70 years ..."

Jen P

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

TheStarterWife — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:08:45 EDT

@SpicyTunaRoll: It's like all those commericals, "You wouldn't make in the NFL/NHL/etc". You're right! We wouldn't! I know to get out of the way when something bigger runs after me!

Horse sense, if you will.

TheStarterWife

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

Oops Pow Surprise — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:08:11 EDT

@KaptainKareem: It looks like they not only can, but it's a fatal condition.

Oops Pow Surprise

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

Donald_Igwebuike — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:07:57 EDT

Remember when New Mexico was the insane one, and Ron was going to be the stabilizing force in his brother's life? Those were the days.

Donald_Igwebuike

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:07:31 EDT

@Lady Andrea: Well played, Lady A. Well played, indeed.

Mr. Martin, I knew Mitch Hedberg. You sir, are no Mitch Hedberg.

Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

Weed Against Speed — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:07:18 EDT

Vick doesn't understand horticulture. He thought if he planted the dead dogs new dogs would bloom.

Weed Against Speed

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

quick — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:07:13 EDT

@Camp Tiger Claw:
But Vick is going to say that they are barking up the wrong tree.

quick

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

Boz — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:06:57 EDT

Want some whiskey in your water
Sugar in your tea
What's all these crazy questions they askin' me
This is the craziest party there could ever be
Don't turn on the lights, 'cause I don't want to see

Mama told me not to come
Mama told me not to come
That ain't the way to have fun, no

[/Three Dog Night]

Boz

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MeanMachine — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:06:20 EDT

Anyone Falcons fan? Short? That's crazy talk!

MeanMachine

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

KaptainKareem — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:06:16 EDT

Can dogs get herpes?

KaptainKareem

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

Snitches Get Stitches — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:06:13 EDT

Say what you will about Vick, he sure is elusive.

Snitches Get Stitches

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

Oops Pow Surprise — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:05:46 EDT

@ArkansasFred: You think Joey Checkdown can really make an adjustment like that? It probably sounded more like "Joey Har-- uhh, Mr. Joe... no... Harringto---fuck it there's dead dogs (click)"

Oops Pow Surprise

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

Stev D — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:05:36 EDT

Marlo Stanfield can make an inconvienent dog disappear

Stev D

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

Jen P — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:05:04 EDT

@Diddly: Too many dangling participles, perhaps?

Jen P

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

MeanMachine — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:04:49 EDT

While you can't even preview a Vick # 7 "Mexico" short at NFL.com, it will let you preview/order the #7 shirt with the "Dogfighter" on the back. Anyone Falcons fan with $259 bucks should check it out.

MeanMachine

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

SpicyTunaRoll — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:04:43 EDT

Why does it surprise anyone when NFL athletes self-destruct? This is a sport that rewards size, speed and an incredible tolerance for violence.

Look at the average defensive player in the NFL. You have to be a little off your rocker to think, "Hey, I want those guys chasing me around all day!"

I feel terrible for the animals that have been harmed, if these allegations are true. But when it comes to erratic behavior by NFL players, heck, playing in the NFL is erratic behavior for the average person.

SpicyTunaRoll

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

diddly — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:04:13 EDT

@BowdenBowdenBowden: I assumed that there were sentences ending in prepositions. I don't actually know, though, and seeing as how it was Virginia, it could have been anything.

diddly

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:03:39 EDT

@Burnsy: We have no criminal attorneys at this website. Move along, now. Nothing to see here.

Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

a single mother (with a penis) — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:03:28 EDT

Cat: The other white meat.

Cat juggling is only impressive if they haven't been declawed.

a single mother (with a penis)

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

Ron — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:03:09 EDT

@Mackey Sassers Right Arm: At least Joey Harrington can complete a pass.

Ron

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

Dan-tastic — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:02:34 EDT

Two different movie references in a single post? If some schmuck did that in a comment, Iracane would have them killed.

Dan-tastic

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

Burnsy — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:02:24 EDT

@Oops Pow Surprise:

That's it, I'm demanding a Malibu blog. I want a webcam on this guy 24/7.

Burnsy

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

TheStarterWife — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:02:21 EDT

Can't he just check himself into some sort of rehab, admit he was an abused child, do the talk show circuit, cry for Oprah, and then go back to playing ball soon?

This scandel is taking too long to break wide open! Speed things up ESPN! You're making US Weekly and ET look like the Grey Lady!

TheStarterWife

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

Da_Mang — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:02:14 EDT

It's bad when we Falcon fans yearn for the days when our QB was just an insufferable asshole like Jeff George.

Da_Mang

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

J-No — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:02:12 EDT

@BowdenBowdenBowden: I would prefer it if Vick was executed instead. He is a waste of the air we breath.

J-No

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

Yostal — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:01:46 EDT

You know, search warrants weren't executed at my property yesterday either, but you don't see ESPN rushing to cover the lack of their execution...

Oh, right...

Yostal

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

Jen P — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:01:37 EDT

@Encouraging Referee Pitman: No. Because most people who get shot have probably done something that deserved shooting.*

*innocent bystanders and war crime victims notwithstanding, blahblahblah

Jen P

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

Burnsy — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:01:10 EDT

@crazyjoedavola:

Charlie Garner wishes Tyrone Wheatley's involvement would have been discovered about five years ago.

Burnsy

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

quick — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:00:39 EDT

@SlickBomb: Yes. Yes it is.

quick

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

Oops Pow Surprise — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:00:29 EDT

@Burnsy: Fortunately, they're already beginning production for Revamped 2: Joey Harrington's Revenge. It's about Atlanta's QB situation after Vick gets shitcanned for the year.

Malibu plays Vick, of course.

Oops Pow Surprise

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

Lady Andrea — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:00:12 EDT

We are the world, we are the children, we are the ones who make a better life, so let's keep on giving.

Remember that song baby? The night I fucked you in the pet cemetery?

Lady Andrea

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

ArkansasFred — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:59:33 EDT

The tip apparently came from some guy named Harry Joeington.

ArkansasFred

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

BowdenBowdenBowden — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:59:24 EDT

@Diddly: The hell? Was it too vague? too flowery? too many dangling participles?

BowdenBowdenBowden

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

Off The Baggie — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:59:01 EDT

We're 30 dead dogs away from the Joey Harrington era beginning in Atlanta...

(cries to himself)

Off The Baggie

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

Camp Tiger Claw — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:58:01 EDT

People are always hounding this guy.

Camp Tiger Claw

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

Spectacular Sam — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:57:54 EDT

"We just pray to God he's not involved in cat juggling."

Maybe not, but we know he's involved in a lot of kitten punching.

Spectacular Sam

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

diddly — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:57:33 EDT

@Burnsy: Nope, no idea where you'll find one.

diddly

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

crazyjoedavola — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:57:22 EDT

"In his letter to Goodell, Humane Society President Wayne Pacelle linked three former NFL players to dogfighting: Nate Newton, LeShon Johnson and Tyrone Wheatley. All were also mentioned in PETA assistant director Dan Shannon's letter."

Nate Newton? Nate Newton? I was all for the guy transporting weed in a van, but now this? No more postcards to this prison pen pal.

crazyjoedavola

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

diddly — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:57:04 EDT

@BowdenBowdenBowden: "The DA didn't like the language."

No, really.

diddly

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

Encouraging Referee Pitman — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:56:51 EDT

Clinton Portis thinks that it's Vick's property and Vick's dirt and whatever we wants to do with it is his business.

Is it weird that I'm probably more upset by this story than if Vick had shot someone?

Encouraging Referee Pitman

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

MeanMachine — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:56:39 EDT

This issue is going to dog Vick all season long.

MeanMachine

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

Ray — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:55:53 EDT

Melo would like to have a word with Michael's friends.

Ray

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

SlickBomb — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:55:50 EDT

Matt Schaub is the Atlanta football version of Scott Kazmir for Los Mets and this is delightful in every way.

SlickBomb

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

Burnsy — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:55:31 EDT

@econdave:

I have difficulty taking any movie seriously when it didn't have Malibu in it.

Burnsy

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

Weed Against Speed — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:55:22 EDT

@Seabass: Dammit! I was just about to write that Vick has dug his own grave in this situation.

Weed Against Speed

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:55:09 EDT

But, Will, where do YOU find time to juggle?

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

Burnsy — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:55:00 EDT

OK, I have to ask if we have any lawyers here because I am completely baffled at how the prosecutor says he can't link Vick to the dogfighting when he owns the fucking house.

Burnsy

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

WFNYScott — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:54:45 EDT

Paulie would've made sure that nobody's finding those dogs...

WFNYScott

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

Seabass — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:54:39 EDT

Sounds like Vick is in grave danger of being punished.

Seabass

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

BowdenBowdenBowden — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:54:20 EDT

So why hasn't the search warrant been executed?

BowdenBowdenBowden

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

econdave — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:54:19 EDT

I had difficulty in taking that scene from "Poltergeist" seriously, because the guy who played the heavy (James Karen, according to IMDB), played the avuncular guy in the local Pathmark Supermarket commercials.

econdave

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

flubby — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:53:53 EDT

Whoa, whoa, whoa, Mike Vick is no Pig Eye Jackson.

flubby

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

Shorty — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:53:30 EDT

Commonwealth's attorney Gerald Poindexter

that's an unfortunate name

Shorty

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

44 in a Row — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:52:44 EDT

The man was just composting. What, so environmentalism is illegal now?

44 in a Row

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

Camp Tiger Claw — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:51:47 EDT

Hmm. Mass graves. How Slobodan of you, Mr. Vick.

Camp Tiger Claw

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

Da_Mang — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:51:41 EDT

It's not a pet cemetary without Fred Gwynne.

Da_Mang

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

badbabu — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:51:20 EDT

My lab took one look at that pic and barked. I ain't even bullshittin'.

badbabu

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

Shorty — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:50:56 EDT

at least he buried them instead of using the old garbage bag trick

Shorty

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

goathair — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:50:39 EDT

To clarify, I do not love dog-fighting. Just Michael Vick being an idiot.

goathair

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

goathair — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:50:18 EDT

This story keeps getting more and more weird. I love it.

goathair

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

Riddler — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:49:52 EDT

It's only fitting that I watched 28 Days Later last night.

Riddler

Michael Vick Has Bad Luck With Pets

ArkansasFred — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:49:38 EDT

Zsa Zsa Gabor looks like shit.

ArkansasFred