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When It's Time For Mr. Met To Party, It's Time To Party Hard

Trackback — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 01:03:07 EDT

Filed under: New York, Mets, MLB Fans, MLB Police Blotter, The WordUsually it's the crazy mascots attacking fans, or doing stupid things in the vicinity of fans, that causes trouble. Or just Benny the Bull.

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Trackback — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 15:05:21 EDT

Filed under: New York, Mets, NL East, MLB Video If we've learned anything from Mr. Met, it's that the guy likes to get out and make his presence felt beyond the ballpark. (Remember these photos?)

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The Sports Hernia — Wed, 30 May 2007 18:32:53 EDT

His eyebrows STILL aren't as neatly waxed as Paul LoDuca's

The Sports Hernia

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krsflan — Wed, 30 May 2007 16:44:45 EDT

Hell, that might be A-Rod in that costume.

krsflan

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kiteless — Wed, 30 May 2007 16:28:25 EDT

was that party thrown at lucky jacks? It would be sad if that was a positive ID from just a small piece of bar wall.

I don't have many other hobbies.

kiteless

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claude balls — Wed, 30 May 2007 13:45:22 EDT

@BowdenBowdenBowden:

How Big?

This Big: http://www.paultamburro.com/digital/HappyBdayDre/target79....

Fixed

Wait for it.

claude balls

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claude balls — Wed, 30 May 2007 13:36:41 EDT

If this is how this guy has to give the shocker, I do not want to meet his girlfriend:

http://www.paultamburro.com/digital/HappyBdayDre/target35....

claude balls

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Trackback — Wed, 30 May 2007 13:35:14 EDT

Mr. Met showed up for a fan named Dre's birthday party this past weekend, and Deadspin has the photos. More pictures from Dre's party with Mr. Met can be found here....apparently a-rod isn't the only one cavorting around with women other than his wife this week...mrs met is not going to be happy...

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Fawn Liebowitz — Wed, 30 May 2007 13:17:25 EDT

@Tuffy: You are aware that Ken Lay is serving a whole different kind of sentence these days? Hint: He visits Barbaro every day at that endless green grassy meadow...

Fawn Liebowitz

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diddly — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:03:08 EDT

@Yostal: I think the artist is baked out of his mind, and Mr. Met is showing him where his head is.

diddly

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lastingsmilledge — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:59:44 EDT

he must have a really good fake ID

lastingsmilledge

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Yostal — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:58:55 EDT

Query:

In said photo, is Mr. Met attempting to raise the roof?

Yostal

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BDoc — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:56:32 EDT

It's like a real life bobblehead! Though, the only dashboard big enough to accomodate him is inside Jon Lieber's truck.

BDoc

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Tuffy — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:55:44 EDT

@Clare: @metschick: R. Kelly brings out the little girl in you, I s'pose. Then he videotapes her and another little girl on his bed. (Seriously, Ken Lay will be done with his sentence by the time Kelly starts his.)

Tuffy

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Ted Striker — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:55:35 EDT

@throwbot:

Aww yeah. +1

Ted Striker

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Weed Against Speed — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:49:12 EDT

@PenskeMaterial: @klemmer35:

MacTavish was just jealous.

Weed Against Speed

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Clare — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:48:56 EDT

@metschick: When Mr. Met pulls up to the club, all the shorties be like, "daaaaamn, twenty-eights!"

I'm embarassed how much I love that song.

Clare

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Randall Tex Cobb — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:48:30 EDT

For $500 Wally the Green Monster lets you watch him from about 600 feet away.

Randall Tex Cobb

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quick — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:46:19 EDT

@metschick: Oh snap!
But it only costs one tenth of doing nothing in NY.

quick

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Metschick — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:45:10 EDT

And dammit, the title of this post has caused me to get R Kelly's "I'm a flirt" stuck in my head.

Metschick

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a single mother (with a penis) — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:45:07 EDT

@PenskeMaterial:

Nothing like the Battle of Alberta. How can the NBA possibly compare?

a single mother (with a penis)

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crazyjoedavola — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:43:13 EDT

@Encouraging Referee Pitman: SNY may want to rethink the microphone behind the plate. Loduca yelled some mean things at Balkin Bob Davidson last night.

crazyjoedavola

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Clare — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:43:08 EDT

@TheStarterWife: Actually I once met the Pirate Parrot...and she was a girl. And married. But I imagine she was kinda slutty before she got hitched!

Clare

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a single mother (with a penis) — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:42:25 EDT

@Weed Against Speed: That was until Harvey had his tongue ripped off by an opposing coach.

a single mother (with a penis)

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PenskeMaterial — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:41:51 EDT

@Weed Against Speed:

Harvey hasn't been the same since Craig MacTavish ripped his tongue out.

PenskeMaterial

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Encouraging Referee Pitman — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:41:22 EDT

@crazyjoedavola:

LoDuca should be commended for making it through a 12-inning game without having sex with anyone. Although he did give the ump the eye.

Encouraging Referee Pitman

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Oops Pow Surprise — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:40:08 EDT

@Clarence Rosario: Man, Oski has more 10's in the bag than a bank robber. That lady he's with is all sorts of hot.

Oops Pow Surprise

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Metschick — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:39:27 EDT

@quick: what do you expect? Ain't nothing else to do in Houston.

Metschick

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Jen P — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:39:02 EDT

I leave last night, and there's a giant picture of LeBron on the site. I come back, and it's a giant picture of a giant baseball head. LeBron was scarier.

Jen P

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quick — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:33:08 EDT

@ArkansasFred: I once saw Junction Jack drink a glass of warm milk and go to bed early.

quick

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Weed Against Speed — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:32:49 EDT

Mr. Met may be the shit right now but the ladies will always love Harvey the Hound the most.

Weed Against Speed

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grungedave — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:32:40 EDT

@KurticusMaximus:

odds of this song being stuck in my head all day? A solid 80%. Thanks a lot.

grungedave

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Dwight Schrute 2008 — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:32:31 EDT

@Clarence Rosario: I don't think any of us want to see those pictures.

Dwight Schrute 2008

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Tuffy — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:31:36 EDT

If you give $500 to the Dolan family, Graham Greene comes to your party, tears through your nickel pretzels, and rants about Lou Diamond Phillips taking all his roles.

Tuffy

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Burnsy — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:30:57 EDT

$500 for that kind of head? Deal me in. Fredbird uses to much beak.

Burnsy

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crazyjoedavola — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:30:45 EDT

Big finger, giant nose. The man can play. Dont hate the playa yo, hate the game. Those girls are Loduca's rejects by the way.

Walk-Balk-Sacrifice-Balk.

crazyjoedavola

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Clarence Rosario — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:30:20 EDT

@Dwight Schrute 2008: Odd. I though Dustin Diamond rolled way harder than that.

Clarence Rosario

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Clarence Rosario — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:29:38 EDT

Bah. Back in the day, Oski carried around surgical tubing with him that he would snake into his eye hole and drain the flask you'd squirreled into Memorial Stadium. Then he'd go throw a pie in Gary Payton's mother's face.

Clarence Rosario

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diddly — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:29:14 EDT

If you give $500 to George Steinbrenner, he'll use it to sign someone who made an all-star team before I was born.

diddly

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Tuffy — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:28:01 EDT

@BowdenBowdenBowden: Slightly used.

If you give $500 to the Pittsburgh Pirates, they throw the keys to PNC Park at you and run out the door, yelling "Suckers!"

Tuffy

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Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:27:29 EDT

If you gave $500 to the old Tampa Bay Bucs mascot, Bucco Bruce, he'd do a great Johnny Depp impression, and then he'd rape you.

Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price

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BowdenBowdenBowden — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:26:53 EDT

@Dwight Schrute 2008: Screech-Mobile >> Atlanta Hawks Mascot's Scooter

BowdenBowdenBowden

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Mackey-Sasser — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:26:04 EDT

These pictures are rediculous! I find it abhorrent that Jason Kidd's son was out drinking....wait.....that's Mr. Met....oh! Carry on then!

Mackey-Sasser

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Dwight Schrute 2008 — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:25:21 EDT

It's not worth inviting Screech to your parties. He's spent after one chocolate milk and drives himself home in his Screech-Mobile.

Dwight Schrute 2008

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Tuffy — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:25:15 EDT

@metschick: Maybe Ted Koppel will come out of semi-retirement to host a half-hour show each weeknight until Mr. Met is freed.

Tuffy

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diddly — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:24:56 EDT

@metschick: Sometimes a revolution must have casualties. And if said casualties are mets or mets fans, then the revolution seems to be doing its job.

diddly

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BowdenBowdenBowden — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:24:47 EDT

If you give $500 to the Atlanta Braves, they put it in Mike Hampton, but he'll just dispense a bag of FunYuns and some trail mix.

BowdenBowdenBowden

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Roy Keane — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:24:21 EDT

Big deal...for $50 you can get Phil Mushnick to attend, then critique, you son's briss.

Roy Keane

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Sandy Magic Jackson — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:24:18 EDT

I can just imagine a lot of hilarity ensuing from guys wanting to start bar fights with Mr. Metropolitan and his mimed responses ticking them off even more.

Sandy Magic Jackson

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Grimey — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:24:05 EDT

Personally, I'd rather do peyote with Chief Knockahoma.

Grimey

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Tuffy — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:23:50 EDT

If you give $500 to Jerry Reinsdorf, Benny the Bull drags your record collection into the street and does wheelies over it.

Tuffy

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BowdenBowdenBowden — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:23:05 EDT

@metschick: Ha! We're onto you, Leitch.

BowdenBowdenBowden

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Tuffy — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:22:27 EDT

@TheStarterWife: The guy who was the Pittsburgh Parrot used to get chicks like crazy.

Do tell.

Tuffy

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Peter Cavan — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:22:25 EDT

@metschick: I hope we all get invited to the party. I love Mr. Met and the whole Mets family. That Sportscenter ad where everyone's leaving the studio after the show and the Mets family left early kills me every time.

Peter Cavan

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SuperfluousThirdCatcher — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:22:18 EDT

The original Mr. Met was acually fired after the 2006 NLCS for cornering Scooter at a cast party after a few drinks and making everyone really uncomfortable

SuperfluousThirdCatcher

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mel — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:22:04 EDT

One foam finger... perhaps Mr. Met is nacho friendly

mel

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tentimesodds — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:21:59 EDT

@TheGoldfishCowboy: Hysterical. 180

tentimesodds

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War Penguin — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:21:58 EDT

@OchentaYcinco: Maybe this is Reche Caldwell's idea of off-season fun.

War Penguin

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Tuffy — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:21:43 EDT

If you give $500 to Bill Wirtz, he has two of his sons hold you down while Bob Probert knees you in the groin repeatedly. Then he asks for another $500.

Tuffy

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TheStarterWife — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:21:14 EDT

@Diddly: The guy who was the Pittsburgh Parrot used to get chicks like crazy.

Or you could be like the old Pirate Bucco mascot who got busted for skinny dipping in the Mt. Lebo pool and then go on to be in the third season of Road Rules.

TheStarterWife

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Off The Baggie — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:20:29 EDT

@BlogofHilarity's Chris

He strapped them into the back of the bullpen cart and drove it into the east river... Then he claimed a Cincinatti Bengal carjacked him...

Off The Baggie

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Metschick — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:20:07 EDT

@BowdenBowdenBowden: He's clearly hatching a plot to kidnap Mr. Met. Then he's going to have FredBird take pics with him, where Mr. Met is blindfolded and smoking a cigarette. I don't know what he hopes to accomplish, but we seldom do when it comes to kidnappings.

Metschick

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Tuffy — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:19:57 EDT

If you give $500 to the Tribune Company, they send Ron Santo over with instructions not to give him any beer or feed him after midnight.

Tuffy

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Camp Tiger Claw — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:19:03 EDT

@We Are Donyell Marshall: Then the Phanatic wakes up in the morning with Pat Burrel's Valtrex prescription stuck in his fur.

Camp Tiger Claw

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Metschick — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:18:26 EDT

IHWBA: (the reply to function doesn't work with you, presumably because the apostrophe in your name): you gotta account for inflation, and it's NYC. Everything's more expensive. Even professional mascots.

Metschick

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BowdenBowdenBowden — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:18:19 EDT

We want Mr. Met to come to all our parties, from now on. Dude can throw down.

I'm calling BS on this Will. I thought you hated everything Mets.

BowdenBowdenBowden

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Drew Magary — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:18:01 EDT

Meet the Mets
Meet the Mets
Head to the bar and get ten sheets with the Mets
Rum drinks, tequila, bitchin' about Shea...
Guaranteed to throw up in the alleyway...

Drew Magary

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Pretty Much Just Another Group of Unassuming, Dangling Modifier Words — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:17:53 EDT

Julio Franco parties great for a 68 year old

Pretty Much Just Another Group of Unassuming, Dangling Modifier Words

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Blog of Hilarity Chris — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:17:09 EDT

But Mr. Met has a wife and two kids. With equally disproportionate heads. This should have made the cover of the Post, not A-Rod.

Blog of Hilarity Chris

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Encouraging Referee Pitman — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:17:01 EDT

@Mackey Sassers Right Arm:

In the 69 it will tickle your rear?

Encouraging Referee Pitman

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Off The Baggie — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:16:59 EDT

Is it just me, or is the guy in the shadows dressed in full Mets uniform???

Off The Baggie

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ArkansasFred — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:16:52 EDT

I once saw the Phillies Phanatic do 10 Montezeuma shots, 6 Red Bull and Vodkas and 5 lines of that cheap blow that smells like gasoline and then head butt a fascist bouncer who was trying to harsh on his buzz.

ArkansasFred

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parker91 — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:16:42 EDT

For my next birthday, I'm going to hire Goleo the Lion, just so I won't be the only person around without pants.

parker91

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twenty-four hour priapism — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:16:01 EDT

$500 for Mr. Met? Back in the day in Montreal, you could hire Youppi for $250 (CAN) and he'd bring the blow.

twenty-four hour priapism

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diddly — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:15:31 EDT

@We Are Donyell Marshall: +1

diddly

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Off The Baggie — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:15:06 EDT

You know what they say about the size of a mans nose...

Off The Baggie

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Weed Against Speed — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:15:01 EDT

@Diddly: Let's just say Mr. Met batted around that night and leave it at that.

Weed Against Speed

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OchentaYcinco — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:14:51 EDT

You think Mr. Met pleases the ladies? You wouldn't believe the things I've seen the Phanatic do with the tongue thing of his...

OchentaYcinco

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Randall Tex Cobb — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:14:27 EDT

@Diddly: Phillies fans hire the Phantic to throw things at and boo. Makes them feel better.

Randall Tex Cobb

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Tuffy — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:14:13 EDT

I look at the raw alcoholic thirst in Mr. Met's eyes in the second picture and I see a trip to Promises in his future.

Tuffy

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Camp Tiger Claw — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:13:56 EDT

Guy in the shadows in the second picture, hugh jackman it?

Camp Tiger Claw

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Metschick — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:13:49 EDT

Also, I was totally going to get Mr. Met for Baby Mets' first bday (it's $500) until I realize I should just get him when she's older. Or for my birthday. So in a year and a half, when I turn 30, I'm def. getting him.

Metschick

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StevieY19 — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:13:34 EDT

Weird that they invited Mr. Met and Lindsay Hunter.

StevieY19

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Bob Sheppards Flock — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:13:28 EDT

Does he send out cell phone pictures of his L'il Mr. Met to the ladies?

Bob Sheppards Flock

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MeanMachine — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:12:48 EDT

He's smelling his finger just like A Rod.

MeanMachine

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Metschick — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:12:33 EDT

Squeee! I loooove Mr. Met.

Ahem. Excuse me.

Metschick

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thebigcheese — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:12:06 EDT

I hope it isn't totally wrong of me to think of the grudge when I look at that top picture.

thebigcheese

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Phony Gwynn — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:11:42 EDT

John Kruk's testicle wishes for the ladies to spread the oversized-ball love.

Phony Gwynn

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OchentaYcinco — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:11:41 EDT

He's flying on something. Look at those eyes.

OchentaYcinco

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muggsybogues — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:11:37 EDT

best $3,000 those dudes ever spent.

muggsybogues

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Yostal — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:11:26 EDT

Well, I think I know what we can do to celebrate Metschick's next birthday. After all, Mr. Met is her #1 stunna.

Yostal

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diddly — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:11:24 EDT

I have to imagine that if you're the mascot for a team, and fans of said team hire you for a party, there's a pretty good chance you get laid, right?

On a similar note, I've decided to change careers.

diddly

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RashaanEnis — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:11:15 EDT

So which one is Metschick?

RashaanEnis

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Randall Tex Cobb — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:10:37 EDT

Difference between A-Rod and Mr. Met?

Women don't have to fake it with Mr. Met.

Randall Tex Cobb

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Roy Keane — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:10:03 EDT

Keith Hernandez just fired his agent

Roy Keane

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TheGoldfishCowboy — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:09:28 EDT

Asian Female Golem is excited to see Mr. Met

TheGoldfishCowboy

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KurticusMaximus — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:09:08 EDT

You!
You work all night!
And when you work you don't feel all right!
And we!
When things stop feeling all right!
And everything is all right!

'Cos we will never listen to your rules!
No!
We will never do what others do!
No!
Know what we want and we get it from you!
Do what we like and we like what we do!

So let's get a party going!
Let's get a party going!
Now it's time to party and we'll party hard!
Party hard!

KurticusMaximus

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Weed Against Speed — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:09:07 EDT

@Kathleen Turner Overdrive: She's trying to figure out if she can fit that finger in her mouth.

Weed Against Speed

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Off The Baggie — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:08:35 EDT

Dan Patrick: After a few drinks, he started saying some things about Mrs Met...

Off The Baggie

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MitchKayak — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:08:14 EDT

David Wright is sooooo jealous. No one invites him anywhere cool.

MitchKayak

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Kathleen Turner Overdrive — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:08:10 EDT

That Asian girl is freaking me out. I can't tell if she's happy or scared.

Kathleen Turner Overdrive

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diddly — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:08:04 EDT

@BowdenBowdenBowden: Looks like he's a little light in the shorts. Fucking Mets.

diddly

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Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:07:34 EDT

What has two seams and loves to go fast and hard?

THIS GUY!

Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price

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Big Jim Slade — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:07:34 EDT

@badbabu: dammit... beat me to it

Big Jim Slade

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diddly — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:07:29 EDT

@Weed Against Speed: Are you kidding? He was with the Mets. He figured it out, quick.

diddly

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BowdenBowdenBowden — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:07:21 EDT

How big?

This big!!

BowdenBowdenBowden

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Big Jim Slade — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:06:34 EDT

no, no, maybe, no, no

Big Jim Slade

When It's Time For Mr. Met To Party, It's Time To Party Hard

Weed Against Speed — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:06:28 EDT

If Mr. Met can throw down as you suggest, how does he snort all the coke without nostrils?

Weed Against Speed

When It's Time For Mr. Met To Party, It's Time To Party Hard

Camp Tiger Claw — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:06:25 EDT

Is that Samir Gupta in pic 2? Of course it is. There are ladies in attendance.

Camp Tiger Claw

When It's Time For Mr. Met To Party, It's Time To Party Hard

throwbot — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:06:11 EDT

I got stitches on my face and bitches at my place, ya feel me?

throwbot

When It's Time For Mr. Met To Party, It's Time To Party Hard

ltwinslow — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:05:49 EDT

chicks dig that one big finger of his

ltwinslow

When It's Time For Mr. Met To Party, It's Time To Party Hard

badbabu — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:05:44 EDT

No, maybe, frightening, bad view, probably.

badbabu

When It's Time For Mr. Met To Party, It's Time To Party Hard

Barry Lutz — Wed, 30 May 2007 11:05:30 EDT

I'm pretty sure that's Armando Benitez in the green shirt.

Barry Lutz