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Meet A-Rod's Lady

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(Warning: The links contained in this post are most definitely not safe for work. Unless you work at home.) It was only a matter of time: the Playboy photos of supposed A-Rod paramour/definite stripper have surfaced. (Link via Fleshbot via Deadspin via the New York Post.)

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MrSinlinlin — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 14:52:42 EDT

If she's from Iowa, maybe she partied with Larry Eustachy. That could be her before the bleach job.

MrSinlinlin

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cromartie — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 14:30:24 EDT

Morse is a corn-fed Catholic-school girl from Iowa who quickly took up the stripping trade after high school, sources said..

This leads me to two questions:

1) Who is exactly an anonymous authority on Iowa strippers?

2) Why is it notable that she waited until after high school to start stripping?

cromartie

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LeNoceur — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 13:28:09 EDT

a corn-fed Catholic-school girl

Those corn-fed strippers sure have nicer marbling than range-fed strippers.

And a corn-fed Catholic school girl is the Black Angus of strippers.

LeNoceur

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Lady Andrea — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 13:20:06 EDT

@Chief Wahoo: close, but no cigar.

Lady Andrea

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Lady Andrea — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 13:18:34 EDT

@Oops Pow Surprise: I've never been prouder.

Lady Andrea

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EVillJoe — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 13:13:23 EDT

@crazyjoedavola:

Now that Lockhart Steele's left, Will's trying to take his place as Gawker Media's go-to NYT quote:

http://gawker.com/news/no-media-gossip-too-low%21/editoria...

http://gawker.com/news/lockhart-steele/lockhart-steele-mak...

EVillJoe

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Frank Pentangeli — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 13:00:52 EDT

Batting 1.000

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OchentaYcinco — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:57:48 EDT

@Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: I vaguely remember that, and she would say things like "Howard, that's so mean" and "Stop it Howard", all while sounding like she had four testicles.

OchentaYcinco

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JebusHChrist — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:52:42 EDT

And this is exactly why I've lost all interest in Iowa women.
Bor-ing!

JebusHChrist

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Kid Canada — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:50:55 EDT

@rsr26:

Your outdated financial stereotypes don't faze us. It's now up to 93% as long.

Kid Canada

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Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:42:22 EDT

@OchentaYcinco: My favorite thing about Nicole Bass (well, the only non-frightening thing about Nicole Bass) was when s/he would go on Howard Stern, and Fred Norris would attempt to impersonate her voice and laugh. Pretty much the funniest thing ever, though none of you may have any idea what I'm talking about.

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Signal to Noise — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:36:06 EDT

@BowdenBowdenBowden: A-Rod is deceptively white.

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OchentaYcinco — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:30:08 EDT

I'm hitting Mae Young over Nicole Bass every day and twice on Sunday. And I'm not sure what to make of the fact that I didn't even have to think about it.

OchentaYcinco

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Chief Wahoo — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:28:40 EDT

Waaaaaaait a second. Cedar Rapids? Tall? Blonde?

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BowdenBowdenBowden — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:28:23 EDT

@Signal to Noise: He doesn't look white to me.

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MayDay Malone — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:26:07 EDT

@Burnsy: No need to bring Greg Oden's poon tang into this.

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Burnsy — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:20:49 EDT

A-Rod's a throwback to the days of the Fabulous Moolah and Mae Young.

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OchentaYcinco — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:18:50 EDT

By the way, Nicole Bass officially makes the list of things I was sure I'd never talk about on Deadspin.

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OchentaYcinco — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:17:16 EDT

@KurticusMaximus: He is rich.

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Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:16:26 EDT

@Juancho: MY EYES! THE GOGGLES, THEY DO NOTHING!

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KurticusMaximus — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:16:12 EDT

@Weed Against Speed: Yeah, but she probably didn't hurt her foot rounding second.

PS. When did A-Rod marry Ann Coulter? And, more importantly, why did Ann Coulter marry a Hispanic guy? I thought she hated "brownies."

KurticusMaximus

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theWolf — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:16:08 EDT

I think you meant "with whom Adam Kennedy was sleeping." Who's editing this site, Nibbles?

theWolf

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OchentaYcinco — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:15:48 EDT

I remember her from my rasslin' watching days, and I'm pretty sure she used to go on Stern too.

She makes Chyna look like Allison Sto-... can I say that?

OchentaYcinco

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Oops Pow Surprise — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:15:37 EDT

@Juancho: I as well. I'll be crying in the shower for the rest of the day.

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crazyjoedavola — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:13:40 EDT

@OchentaYcinco: Was she the one that used to go on Stern? She scared me.. a lot

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Juancho — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:13:12 EDT

@OchentaYcinco: I now wholeheartedly regret Googling that name.

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Capt.Insano — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:12:26 EDT

@Weed Against Speed: It's the one wearing the strapon, whomever he is.

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Signal to Noise — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:11:38 EDT

@Weed Against Speed: You're presuming he can dance. A-Rod always looks like that dude who couldn't count the beat to even move anything below the waist in time.

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OchentaYcinco — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:11:30 EDT

@Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: Nicole Bass. Thanks, my junk just fell off.

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Juancho — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:10:59 EDT

@Diddly: Top sign that you're in a lousy strip club? The cocktail waitresses are hotter than the dancers.

Juancho

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crazyjoedavola — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:10:55 EDT

@Burnsy: Nothin hotter than a fully formed waddle...

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Phony Gwynn — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:10:48 EDT

@metschick: Ho tell e'rybody, even the mayor
Look up in the sky for the ho-zone layer

Phony Gwynn

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Weed Against Speed — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:08:49 EDT

Who do you think leads when the Rodriguez's dance?

Weed Against Speed

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diddly — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:08:05 EDT

@Juancho: There's no "end of the night" at a strip club. Well, not one that serves liquor, anyway.

diddly

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Burnsy — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:07:08 EDT

@Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!:

+1, I was about to go the Medusa route myself.

Burnsy

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MeanMachine — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:07:02 EDT

@The Ghost of Luke Ward: Rafinity Jewelry in Santa Monica / Ann Whatu

MeanMachine

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Ted Striker — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:05:58 EDT

@Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!:

I've got a friend who's a jowls man. Can dress him up, but you can't take him out. He once got drunk and asked out a package of maple smoked bacon.

Ted Striker

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Juancho — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:05:16 EDT

@lieutenant winslow: Until the house lights come up at the end of the night.

Juancho

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Matt Sussman — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:04:40 EDT

How nice of you to share your desktop wallpaper with us, 289.

Matt Sussman

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RyanBeingManny — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:04:40 EDT

@ZPS: Actually, if you read the whole ball, I think it says, "I'm sorry I cheated on you, now if you tell me what gas station you work at I can come boo you, Love Alex"

RyanBeingManny

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Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:04:39 EDT

Worry not A-Rod, your nightly trysts with Nicole Bass are still safe.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

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PenskeMaterial — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:04:27 EDT

@rsr26:

No more disrespect to the exchange rate on the loonie, please.

All your factory outlet mall are belong to us.

PenskeMaterial

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Big Jim Slade — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:03:50 EDT

Even with his wife, ARod can't keep his hands off balls.

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BubbaCJ24 — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:03:41 EDT

@wes mantooth:

It's so funny that you say that. I was there last summer and the guy said the same exact thing to us. We went to the club next door, and the "American football" guy threw a beer bottle at us.

BubbaCJ24

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Carson — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:03:30 EDT

That Casting Calls sheet looks like notes from the With Leather Intern Search.

Carson

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Jefferson DArcy — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:03:29 EDT

@SlickBomb: Indeed Cynthia is.

http://i.cnn.net/si/pr/subs/swimsuit/images/04_arodriguez_...

Jefferson DArcy

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Juancho — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:03:11 EDT

@What would Kornheiser do?: I was thinking the same thing. That's all he can pull?

No wonder he's pissed at Jeter!

Juancho

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Cinco Ocho — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:02:54 EDT

I think Alex might be wishing he made her sign a post nup

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Metschick — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:02:01 EDT

@SlickBomb: It's hos on a mission and it's hos on a crackpipe.

Metschick

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Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:01:59 EDT

Some guys are breast guys, some guys are ass guys, but A-Rod is apparently a jowels guy.

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Cinco Ocho — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:01:51 EDT

The Red Sox fans tonight should be in rare form.

How much that someone throws ask's him if he can give them a 100 bill for a 100 ones.?

Cinco Ocho

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Capt.Insano — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:01:37 EDT

Man, how quickly they tumble from the pedestal. Six weeks ago, the worst thing Arod had going for him was he played in a lot of cash poker games, jeez. He needs to get a new publicist...maybe a female ex-weightlifter with large....

Capt.Insano

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crazyjoedavola — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:01:09 EDT

Can you link to a column where you are quoted in? Where are your ethics man? The combudsman is not amused (at least by my post).

crazyjoedavola

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twoeightnine — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:01:05 EDT

Am I the only one who is disturbed by A-Rod tucking in his polo shirts and cuffing his jeans?

Suss does not agree.

twoeightnine

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Lizabelle — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:00:51 EDT

@goathair: At least he's not popping his collar.

Lizabelle

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Blackguard — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:00:39 EDT

I wonder if A-Rod made a call to Kobe for the name of his jewler...

Blackguard

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MeanMachine — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 11:59:51 EDT

So he likes him some muscle-pud.

MeanMachine

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Capt.Insano — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 11:59:27 EDT

@theothermatt: Salient point, perhaps the rough trade bars is where he learned to call "mine".

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Weed Against Speed — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 11:59:24 EDT

@What would Kornheiser do?: It appears she got her medication bottles mixed up with Jason Giambi.

Weed Against Speed

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rsr26 — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 11:59:01 EDT

@wes mantooth: yeah, but I hear a Canadian lapdance is only 3/4 as long as tbe American version.

rsr26

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Big Jim Slade — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 11:58:54 EDT

Yes, good god no

Big Jim Slade

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Sarge — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 11:58:10 EDT

Since when does Mike Vick to Gawker Art?

Sarge

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What Would Kornheiser Do? Presented by Peniston Fuels — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 11:57:50 EDT

That's his wife? He is into the she-male type.

Seriously, who hit her in the face with a brick?

What Would Kornheiser Do? Presented by Peniston Fuels

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Dweeze — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 11:57:49 EDT

@Oops Pow Surprise:

Dude. Pride is the only response.

Dweeze

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Sandy Magic Jackson — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 11:57:46 EDT

@goathair: Nah, but once he starts tucking in his t-shirt into his jeans (or, god forbid, Jorts), then you worry.

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Weed Against Speed — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 11:57:39 EDT

...we really wanted to know whom Adam Kennedy was sleeping with.

So would Adam Kennedy's life partner. Adam promised he would never do it again!

Weed Against Speed

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SlickBomb — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 11:57:30 EDT

You can't turn a ho' into a housewife, ho's don't act right.

@Capt.Insano: And for the record, his wife is pretty muscular too.

SlickBomb

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UkraineNotWeak — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 11:57:29 EDT

You have to be licensed to be a stripper in Vegas? There's a licensing bureau I wouldn't mind working at.

UkraineNotWeak

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Da_Mang — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 11:57:25 EDT

Kobe is seriously pissed because he just found out that all it takes to say "I'm sorry I banged a white girl behind your back" is an autographed ball.

Da_Mang

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theothermatt — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 11:56:58 EDT

@Capt.Insano: I was thinking that there was some she-male potential there. That's a handsome face.

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Juancho — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 11:56:54 EDT

@Oops Pow Surprise: Lady Andrea, care to comment?

Juancho

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Blackguard — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 11:56:54 EDT

Morse is a cornholed Catholic-school girl from Iowa who quickly took up the stripping trade after high school, sources said.

Just wanted to correct that before a retraction had to be issued...

Blackguard

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Analrapist — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 11:56:40 EDT

@goathair: Am I then only one who is disturbed by Goathair's observations of ARod's wardrobe in the presence of a stripper?

Analrapist

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diddly — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 11:56:39 EDT

Whoever runs that site has WAY too much free time.

diddly

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Oops Pow Surprise — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 11:56:39 EDT

@ZPS:

"Dear Mrs. Dork..."

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Carson — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 11:56:19 EDT

"a corn-fed Catholic-school girl from Iowa who quickly took up the stripping trade after high school"

For most high school girls, that decision is apparently a slow, contemplative process.

Carson

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wes mantooth — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 11:55:15 EDT

Strippers in Canada > Strippers in America

Bouncer outside random club on Sainte Catherine Rue in Montreal "Come in, come in, more contact than American football."

And do you know what, he was right.

wes mantooth

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Capt.Insano — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 11:55:02 EDT

Arod seems to have a fetish for busty, skanky blondes.

Capt.Insano

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Dewey Decimal System — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 11:54:43 EDT

Judging by that Playboy Model Index, the bald eagle is indeed a endangered species.

Dewey Decimal System

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Sarge — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 11:54:31 EDT

Nothing says "I'm sorry" like a Beantown steak

Sarge

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Signal to Noise — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 11:54:13 EDT

@rsr26: Kobe Bryant scoffs at the idea that A-Rod, biggest contract in MLB history that he's got, doesn't put away a few million for the "apology jewelry" fund. Cheapskate.

Signal to Noise

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goathair — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 11:53:59 EDT

Am I the only one who is disturbed by A-Rod tucking in his polo shirts and cuffing his jeans?

goathair

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Shorty — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 11:52:54 EDT

@rsr26: It said,
"Im sorry I cheated on you -love Alex"

Shorty

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brocklanders79 — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 11:52:30 EDT

Even though her clitoris is probably the size of my penis, I'd definitely bang her just because she's A-Rod's wife.

brocklanders79

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Shorty — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 11:52:18 EDT

I think Will's been posturing for a spot at the NY Times

Shorty

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ltwinslow — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 11:52:01 EDT

in the words of mr. ufford:

"stripping is the noblest of professions. they're like angels you give money to"

ltwinslow

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rsr26 — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 11:51:12 EDT

What's A-Rod doing there? Giving his wife a free autographed baseball to make things right? Dr. J approves.

rsr26

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Oops Pow Surprise — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 11:50:05 EDT

She's from Iowa?! I'm not sure whether to be proud or ashamed.

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Bandit Darville — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 11:50:04 EDT

Page - Nipples - Buttocks - Pubic Hair - Shaved

Those are interesting stats for the back of a baseball card.

Bandit Darville