Lemme At 'Em! Lemme At 'Em! - Deadspin Comments

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filthyfowl — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 18:10:18 EDT

I was at the game. Freakin' hilarious. That guy Uri tried to bowl over the catcher and then stand over him. The beanball came as retaliation.

After Kaplish and Berenguer made up seconds later, Beane kept trying to force his way on the field. Hilarity ensued

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twoeightnine — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 16:37:04 EDT

How much did they have to pay for their Japanese pitcher?

http://www.carlbeane.com/images/BostonMediaGame2007%20145....

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Capt.Insano — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 13:50:45 EDT

Tito is more controllable, too.

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Kid Canada — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 13:46:39 EDT

@Burnsy: Tito Santana is a Mexican. He's ok, better than nothing.

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Tuffy — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 13:35:05 EDT

I didn't know Dr. John was a Red Sox fan.

Tuffy

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Jen P — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 13:24:45 EDT

Where did that guy find a uniform to fit him?

Jen P

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The Legend of Vincent Tremblay — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 12:47:09 EDT

@metschick: Note to self: Abort plan to liveblog the ECPP.

The Legend of Vincent Tremblay

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DennyCrane — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 12:42:28 EDT

Hey, where was Shaughnessy throughout all this?

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Metschick — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 12:32:29 EDT

@Oops Pow Surprise: If you take your laptop to a baseball game, you deserve to be hit in the face with a foul ball.

Metschick

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Oops Pow Surprise — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 12:27:45 EDT

@Da_Mang: I'm missing the picture of scene with them near the mound, but it's kind of better that way.

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Off The Baggie — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 12:25:31 EDT

@Da_Mang: I'm going to go out on a limb and say... Every time the Red Sox and Yankees play there.

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Ron — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 12:24:50 EDT

@Da_Mang: Every Red Sox game?

Ron

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Da_Mang — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 12:24:18 EDT

Has there ever been such a gathering of douchebaggery on the field at Fenway before?

Da_Mang

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Oops Pow Surprise — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 12:23:18 EDT

@The Man with No Name: Good luck, he'll just curl up into an assball if you so much as take two steps toward him.

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Jen P — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 12:20:03 EDT

So why didn't they fight?

We were a few seconds away from a full-out scrap. But then somebody announced the buffet was open.

Jen P

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Tuffy — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 12:19:39 EDT

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: I've got $20 on Patches.

Tuffy

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The Man with No Name — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 12:19:13 EDT

@Oops Pow Surprise: I call dibs on Bayless! He is going down! I will introduce his teeth to a curb.

The Man with No Name

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SlickBomb — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 12:17:37 EDT

Cripple Fight!!!

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Oops Pow Surprise — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 12:15:17 EDT

@BigTenObsession: Anything that brings us closer to a televised fatal heart attack for Whitlock is A-OK by me.

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Lady Andrea — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 12:14:07 EDT

Oh, I'm a nerd. But I don't get beat up for it. And thank you! I couldn't remember his name. I made a joke in a thread Saturday night about keeping my eye out for an NFL player who might want to beat me up.

Lady Andrea

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balki — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 12:13:39 EDT

What I would give to bean that scum bag Dan Shaughnessy (sp?)

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Matt_T — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 12:12:58 EDT

Vernon Wells stopped by and gave them all signed baseballs.

"Dear Mr. Dork..."

Matt_T

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BigTenObsession — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 12:12:26 EDT

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus:

It would be more fun if they played against all of the ousted ESPN employees - Whitlock, Reynolds, etc.

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Crookednose — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 12:12:21 EDT

Clemens was scheduled to start for New York, but he had fatigued 'gina

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quick — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 12:11:27 EDT

@DisgruntledGoat: True story: in Chattanooga, there used to be a Denny's with a full service bar. It's still there, but not a Denny's anymore.

quick

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 12:11:16 EDT

@Oops Pow Surprise: I can't wait for a league to be formed so the Jemele Hill vs Skip Bayless rivalry can be lived out on the field

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The Man with No Name — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 12:10:15 EDT

Is it dorky to bring your labtop to a bar? I need confirmation on this.

The Man with No Name

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Disgruntled Goat — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 12:09:52 EDT

@Lady Andrea: Well of course no Lady... could be a nerd (at least not in the "I get beat up" sense). Last time I botch a Ricky Manning joke.

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Oops Pow Surprise — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 12:09:45 EDT

Any bets on how long it takes for ESPN to start showing this event, complete with 25 minutes of analysis on Baseball Tonight? It's Boston, it's New York, it's baseball. You can't say that doesn't give Norby a stiffie.

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metroville — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 12:09:40 EDT

Gooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllll...!!!!!

metroville

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ArkansasFred — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 12:07:23 EDT

Jackie McMullen wanted to make it but she couldn't find her jock strap.

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Lady Andrea — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 12:06:14 EDT

@DisgruntledGoat: that's what I did on Saturday night. Wings, pale ale, Pistons/Cavs and my laptop.

Lady Andrea

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goathair — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 12:05:50 EDT

I want a donut.

goathair

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Greg Tolan — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 12:05:03 EDT

Where's Ned?

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Tuffy — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 12:03:47 EDT

@Da_Mang: Bob Ryan could hurt his knee while ramming it into Lupica's head.

@DisgruntledGoat: Weekend Daddy can hear you.

Tuffy

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Disgruntled Goat — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 12:02:43 EDT

@BigTenObsession: Crap. How did I confuse Denny's with a bar?

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 12:02:31 EDT

Lamba Lamba Lamba really needs to show more unity than this

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Off The Baggie — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 12:02:03 EDT

Did Joe Morgan show up wearing a #2 Yankees uniform?

Off The Baggie

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Basshole — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 12:01:07 EDT

@Big Daddy Drew:

Lupica wouldn't be there, because that would require him participating in a sporting event.

Basshole

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BigTenObsession — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 11:59:49 EDT

@DisgruntledGoat:

Better not bring them to Denny's, though.

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Da_Mang — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 11:59:19 EDT

@Da_Mang: *your

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Disgruntled Goat — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 11:59:08 EDT

Those look like people who would bring laptops to bars.

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Da_Mang — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 11:58:57 EDT

@Big Daddy Drew: You can have you Lupica if I can get Bob Ryan kneecapped.

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The Man with No Name — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 11:57:49 EDT

@BigTenObsession: There is always someone on here who can find the one exception to my comments.

I love it.

The Man with No Name

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Weed Against Speed — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 11:57:42 EDT

@Sandy Magic Jackson: You should have submitted that story to Reader's Digest for their Life in These United States column.

Weed Against Speed

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Drew Magary — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 11:57:05 EDT

Did someone punch Lupica? Because that's really all I've ever wanted.

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BigTenObsession — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 11:56:23 EDT

@The Man with No Name:

Uri Geller wasn't Mexican?

BigTenObsession

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The Man with No Name — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 11:55:55 EDT

Uri Berenguer

That's an interesting name for a Spanish broadcaster. I live in Tucson and I haven't met too many Mexican "Uri"s.

The Man with No Name

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OchentaYcinco — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 11:55:53 EDT

@Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: Hugo Savinovich isn't afraid to bring the chin music.

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Sandy Magic Jackson — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 11:55:05 EDT

I remember hitting the shoulder of a guy at Reader's Digest with a pitch last year, and his subsequent stare down as he walked down to first.

'Don't fuck with a guy whose magazine was designed to fit in a purse' was my lesson that day.

Sandy Magic Jackson

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Burnsy — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 11:54:52 EDT

@Sir Hotbod Handsomeface:

Poor Tito Santana. All he wants is to finish one damn event with a table in front of him.

Burnsy

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Burnsy — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 11:54:07 EDT

@Rob Iracane:

Ay dios mio! Es el chupacabra!

Burnsy

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Tuffy — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 11:53:53 EDT

Now we know what the first image is in the Getty Images search for "nerd fight" and knowing is half the battle.

Tuffy

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Sir Hotbod Handsomeface — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 11:53:50 EDT

New York reliever Bob Klapisch accidentally hit Boston Spanish radio broadcaster Uri Berenguer in the helmet

Did it send him through his own announcer's table?

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Burnsy — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 11:53:28 EDT

Latin media members are much easier to control than African American media members.

Burnsy

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Rob Iracane — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 11:52:29 EDT

This is not the face of someone you want to see coming at you in a bench-clearing brawl.

Rob Iracane

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TheStarterWife — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 11:52:02 EDT

Sorry that I must have to finish my book, because new posts keep going up every two minutes. (And that I am not mainstream enough to be invited to these events. At least I don't eat doughnuts.)

- W. Leitch

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OchentaYcinco — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 11:51:57 EDT

Uri Berenguer was great as Jake Taylor in Major League.

Wait, different guy?

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Yostal — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 11:51:49 EDT

Will, do you play for the St. Louis media team, or are you part of the extreme New Media baseball league?

Yostal

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Kid Canada — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 11:51:42 EDT

Kramer: I punched Mickey Mantle in the mouth.

Jerry: What?

Kramer: Well, you know, we were playing a game and, you know, I was pitching,and I was really throwing some smoke. And Joe Pepitone, he was up, and man that guy, you know, he was crowding the plate.

Jerry: Wow! Joe Pepitone!

Kramer: Yeah, well, Joe Pepitone or not, I own the inside of that plate. So I throw one, you know, inside, you know, a little chin music, put him right on his pants. Cause I gotta intimidate when I'm on the mound. Well the next pitch, he's right back in the same place. So, I had to plunk him.

Jerry: You plunked him!

Kramer: Oh yeah!! Well, he throws down his bat, he comes racing up to the mound. Next thing, both benches are cleared, you know? A brouhaha breaks out between the guys in the camp, you know, and the old Yankee players, and as I'm trying to get Moose Skowron off of one of my teammates, you know, somebody pulls me from behind, you know, and I turned around and I popped him. I looked down, and woah man, it's Mickey. I punched his lights out.

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MitchKayak — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 11:51:40 EDT

full out scrap?

NEEEEEEEEEEERDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDS.

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flubby — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 11:51:07 EDT

Sissy boy slap flights rule!

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Camp Tiger Claw — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 11:50:10 EDT

Can we give them all loaded guns next time?

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