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]]> <![CDATA[Chad Johnson: The New Barbaro?]]> That is the most horrifying photoshop I've ever seen.

It was a horse. Deal with it.

DrunkenApostle

]]> <![CDATA[Chad Johnson: The New Barbaro?]]> No.

Affirmed.

Bort

]]> <![CDATA[Chad Johnson: The New Barbaro?]]> @UkraineNotWeak:

Or Washington state.


I hope Carl Monday is there to make sure nothing gets out of hand.

jwaves2007

]]> <![CDATA[Chad Johnson: The New Barbaro?]]> Why is this race not taking place in Tijuana? I thought that was the place for all horse/man interaction.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Chad Johnson: The New Barbaro?]]> There's a horse's ass joke in here somewhere...

Blackguard

]]> <![CDATA[Chad Johnson: The New Barbaro?]]> Ladies and gentlemen, another round of applause for Ohio.

RashaanEnis

]]> <![CDATA[Chad Johnson: The New Barbaro?]]> Technically I still beat you.

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[Chad Johnson: The New Barbaro?]]> Great job by those writers.

mlmintampa

]]> <![CDATA[Chad Johnson: The New Barbaro?]]> The rest of the interview will be Centaur questions.

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[Chad Johnson: The New Barbaro?]]> As a centaur, are you more attracted to the horse part or the human part? If you saw the back of a horse, and the front was behind a barn, would you be attracted to it, for just a split second, until you realized it was a horse and not a centaur?

Catalyst

]]> <![CDATA[Chad Johnson: The New Barbaro?]]> @ArmansCopyOfSwank:

Jesse Owens is not impressed.

John Holmes is...What's that? Oh, they're racing. Oh, that's the contest, o'kay.

Pam Ward needs no strap-on

]]> <![CDATA[Chad Johnson: The New Barbaro?]]> What's 29 in horse years?

Shakεy

]]> <![CDATA[Chad Johnson: The New Barbaro?]]> Please give the horse some pimped out horseshoes to show off to the crowd post-race.

Signal to Noise

]]> <![CDATA[Chad Johnson: The New Barbaro?]]> Barbar-... nevermind.

Ron

]]> <![CDATA[Chad Johnson: The New Barbaro?]]> If the horse pulls up lame, I have a good guess how they're gonna feed the children...

TattooedMess(iah)

]]> <![CDATA[Chad Johnson: The New Barbaro?]]> Grow 'FroHawk, Grow! Affirmed.

Blackguard

]]> <![CDATA[Chad Johnson: The New Barbaro?]]> Jesse Owens is not impressed.

ArmansCopyOfSwank

]]> <![CDATA[Chad Johnson: The New Barbaro?]]> I'm sorry, we don't hire dirty centaurs.

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[Chad Johnson: The New Barbaro?]]> Worthless fact: The same jockey that beat Collinsworth will be riding against Johnson.

I can't wait to see Ocho Cinco's celebration should he win. I'm going with a right hook that knocks the horse out.

Though, it is a shame they couldn't find a horse named "Hugh" for him to race.

BDoc

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