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Wal-Mart's Automotive Department Tends To Make Me Cranky, Too

WithMalice — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 03:48:39 EDT

Michelle Wie's turning into a real yawnfest...

WithMalice

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clarkehead — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 00:25:28 EDT

Hey, it ain't the studios in Bristol, but you've gotta start somewhere right?

clarkehead

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Steve Holt — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 18:57:03 EDT

@twoeightnine: You think he contradicts himself in this video?

Check this one out: [www.youtube.com]

Steve Holt

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Capt.Insano — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 18:21:45 EDT

Kige could fill in for Golic, he's big, dumb, and can't read from a teleprompter. He also has the Stu Scott wandering eye going for him.

Capt.Insano

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twoeightnine — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 16:55:55 EDT

How did Kige get a job with YouTube Sports anyways?

twoeightnine

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SA — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 15:33:19 EDT

@Tuffy: Your words are like a shot to my heart.

But when I find them, I'll let you know.

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drewheyman — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 15:28:38 EDT

don't you have to "flame in" before you can "flame out"?

has michelle wie won any tournaments since she turned pro?

drewheyman

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Tuffy — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 15:24:48 EDT

@SA: Where are those at? Respectable Southerners, I mean.

Tuffy

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Kubes — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 15:23:36 EDT

What the hell name is Kige? I mean honestly.

Kubes

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SA — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 14:52:32 EDT

Psst. A respectable Southerner would have done this at a Piggly Wiggly.

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Slothrop — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 14:43:21 EDT

Kige's problem is that his parents put him into the fire of competitive ... um, random ranting about people and subject he knows nothing about before he was ready. Maybe if they kept him in their own basement for another 20 years or so as Woody Paige's parents clearly did, he might grow out of this awkward, gawky, pasty phase and be ready for public viewing. And sexual harassment of make-up artists.

Slothrop

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lisa — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 14:41:15 EDT

@Signal to Noise:
Mr and Mrs Capriati have similar concerns. Watch for her in Coral Gables soon.

lisa

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twoeightnine — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 14:39:56 EDT

Is she supposed to be competing for majors now or in lower level tournaments? Come on Kige! Think before you speak.

twoeightnine

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Satyr Icon — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 14:38:05 EDT

The human skull isn't supposed to have that much lilt to the side...on the other hand...that explains a lot.

Satyr Icon

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Signal to Noise — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 14:31:36 EDT

Michelle Wie will semi-flame out, go through a drug-and-random-sex period, and probably come back at twenty-something for a respectable career.

Or, so we can hope. It's certainly better than the alternative of a full flame-out and ride on the crazy train.

Marv Marinovich isn't sure if B.J. Wie's doing right by his kid.

Signal to Noise

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 14:30:05 EDT

@MCBias:

I heard she hurt her wrist making lesbian porn.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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MidwestCoastBias — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 14:27:07 EDT

Hmm, by my count Kige is, oh, only the 10332th person to blame Michelle Wie's struggles on her parents. Can we come up with a new story? Anyone? Here: "Her parents won't let her see her 25-year-old high school dropout boyfriend anymore because he's Samoan, and she's too distracted to practice anymore." See, much more fun.

MidwestCoastBias

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Refer To Madness — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 14:26:42 EDT

"This...is getting to be ridiculous"

Yes, Kige. It sure is.

Refer To Madness

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ohmygodtheykilledkennyrogers — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 14:26:02 EDT

What is his left hand doing throughout the video? Whatever it is, it's shaking his entire body.

Someone oughtta give Carl Monday a call...just in case.

ohmygodtheykilledkennyrogers

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Fawn Liebowitz — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 14:25:57 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: I think its interesting--

Fawn Liebowitz

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Raskolnikov — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 14:23:13 EDT

@twoeightnine: Who said anything about shopping? The lighting shows his (relatively) better side.

Raskolnikov

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twoeightnine — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 14:21:46 EDT

FAKE! No way Kige shops at Wal-Mart.

twoeightnine

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Raskolnikov — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 14:21:09 EDT

Michelle Wie in a handicap match versus her parents! It's gonna be a slobberknocker!

Raskolnikov

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Raskolnikov — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 14:17:46 EDT

@I Party With Smoot: It hasn't stopped Around the Horn or PTI.

Raskolnikov

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 14:16:49 EDT

@Spectacular Sam:

In case anyone's interested in it.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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Pete Gaines — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 14:15:10 EDT

Dude misses Diana, apparently.

Pete Gaines

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Spectacular Sam — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 14:09:05 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: Uh, just curious, why do you keep bringing that up?

Spectacular Sam

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TheStarterWife — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 14:08:55 EDT

At least it wasn't the pet department with the gerbils, hamsters, and goldfish in the background, which is where I picture Kige Ramsey running to first when his mom frees him from the Astrovan.

TheStarterWife

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I Party With Smoot — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 14:06:23 EDT

Is anyone else curious who these people are, that get the idea to talk to a camera in the middle of a store/parents basement, discuss sports like they're actually on TV, and then POST IT ON THE INTERNET?!? They know people are gonna see this, right?

I Party With Smoot

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KOGOD — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 14:06:19 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: Thanks, that's the single least interesting thing I've ever heard.

KOGOD

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 14:04:45 EDT

I was waiting for his boss to come by to tell him to get back to work restocking them shelves.

BTW, Tom Jones performing at the Concert for Diana.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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KOGOD — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 14:04:34 EDT

MJD, I don't want to jinx the guy but Jeremy Guthrie is perfect through 2.1 innings. Your thoughts?

KOGOD

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algiers4 — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 14:04:11 EDT

no one will believe this but the detroit lions outbid all other teams for the top NFL Europa receiver. i know, i know. hard to believe but it's true. millen is also trying to sign that guy from the pike place fish market.

algiers4