<![CDATA[Les Miles Needs To Work On His Sarcastic Rants - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Les Miles Needs To Work On His Sarcastic Rants - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Les Miles Needs To Work On His Sarcastic Rants]]> I hear Hayley's track coach won't even touch her.

Scout

]]> <![CDATA[Les Miles Needs To Work On His Sarcastic Rants]]> @HIV 2 Elway: pale ales work great for brats. Also: goddamn, your avatar scares me.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Les Miles Needs To Work On His Sarcastic Rants]]> @Chicago Jones:
Try using a decent pale ale. Sierra Nevada will work fine. You will be pleased.

HIV 2 Elway

]]> <![CDATA[Les Miles Needs To Work On His Sarcastic Rants]]> Miles has never been one with the quick sarcasm. When coaching a mediocre Ok. State team one shouldn't call out the Sooners, it makes Ok. State fans look stupid.

Little Lebowski Urban Achiever

]]> <![CDATA[Les Miles Needs To Work On His Sarcastic Rants]]> Funny, I've never heard of SEC football folks being arrogant when discussing other conferences.

That's sarcasm, Les Miles.

theballadofrickeyfoggie

]]> <![CDATA[Les Miles Needs To Work On His Sarcastic Rants]]> to be fair, haley is often like so whatever. les might have a point.

SuperFrankieLampard

]]> <![CDATA[Les Miles Needs To Work On His Sarcastic Rants]]> "Hayley LaFontaine was a terrible kicker"

-- Gary Barnett

atleagle

]]> <![CDATA[Les Miles Needs To Work On His Sarcastic Rants]]> @Tuffy: Agreed and seconded. Can a committee to plan parties be organized?

Chicago Jones

]]> <![CDATA[Les Miles Needs To Work On His Sarcastic Rants]]> @Chicago Jones: This deserves its own post. Tomorrow is an important day; we need to discuss this.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Les Miles Needs To Work On His Sarcastic Rants]]> @Weed Against Speed:

Joe Pa's ear hair is older than Les Miles, let alone Hayley Fontaine.

IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten

]]> <![CDATA[Les Miles Needs To Work On His Sarcastic Rants]]> Speaking of Bratz- What beer does one chose to boil theirs in pre-grilling? For me it must be a Milwaukee beer product with the High Life being most choice.

Chicago Jones

]]> <![CDATA[Les Miles Needs To Work On His Sarcastic Rants]]> Haley thinks she is soooooo great, but she's totally not.

Stev D

]]> <![CDATA[Les Miles Needs To Work On His Sarcastic Rants]]> Hey, Hey, You, You
I don't like the Pac-10
No Way, No Way
The SEC is number one
Hey, Hey, You, You
Stanford's never going to win.

the_h_is_o

]]> <![CDATA[Les Miles Needs To Work On His Sarcastic Rants]]> @UpstateUnderdog: Ever heard of the legal phrase "annoyed to the slightest degree"? It's better not to mention Arizona.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Les Miles Needs To Work On His Sarcastic Rants]]> Bratz does look terrible.

goathair

]]> <![CDATA[Les Miles Needs To Work On His Sarcastic Rants]]> @Weed Against Speed: Greg Oden has ear hair older than Joe Paterno

Hit Bull Win Steak

]]> <![CDATA[Les Miles Needs To Work On His Sarcastic Rants]]> @UpstateUnderdog: because he and bibby go way back

WFNYScott

]]> <![CDATA[Les Miles Needs To Work On His Sarcastic Rants]]> Hayley was not only a girl, she was terrible. OK? There's no other way to say it.

-Gary Barnett

Bunkie Perkins

]]> <![CDATA[Les Miles Needs To Work On His Sarcastic Rants]]> how the hell does Miles mention cal on this list and not Arizona?

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[Les Miles Needs To Work On His Sarcastic Rants]]> Joe Paterno has ear hair older than Hayley Lafontaine.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Les Miles Needs To Work On His Sarcastic Rants]]> @Phatty: Stupid girl? That's garbage.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Les Miles Needs To Work On His Sarcastic Rants]]> that stupid girl has botox balls, smooth as eggs.

Phatty

]]> <![CDATA[Les Miles Needs To Work On His Sarcastic Rants]]> Houston Knutt was trying to be nice to Hayley Lafontaine but a family friend kept sending nasty emails to her.

ArmansCopyOfSwank

]]> <![CDATA[Les Miles Needs To Work On His Sarcastic Rants]]> Let's not get too wound up her about Hayley Lafontaine. I'm sure she's still more manly than the Trojans.

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[Les Miles Needs To Work On His Sarcastic Rants]]> That's nothing. You should've heard what he said about Chai Chai Rod-ree-guess.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Les Miles Needs To Work On His Sarcastic Rants]]> How does one acquire a "dog turd-shaped airplane made of dog turds"? This could be an ebay gem!

ngoro

]]> <![CDATA[Les Miles Needs To Work On His Sarcastic Rants]]> Hey, can't argue with the man. She does sound like a brokedick excuse for a pre-teen.

MateensMeatCleaver

]]> <![CDATA[Les Miles Needs To Work On His Sarcastic Rants]]> @Weed Against Speed: i swear i could listen to that dan hawkins rant everyday for the rest of my life. btw, great comment.

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[Les Miles Needs To Work On His Sarcastic Rants]]> nick saban would have had sex with the 11 yr old, but denied it to everyone until one day he announces the 2 are married. les miles is an amateur.

I Heart Poop

]]> <![CDATA[Les Miles Needs To Work On His Sarcastic Rants]]> @UpstateUnderdog:

Dan Hawkins also interjected this on Les Miles' behalf:

"IT'S A BIKE FOR AN 11 YEAR OLD GIRL! IT'S THE BIG TIME, IT AIN'T NO BANANA SEAT BIKE!!! Go put on your training wheels, sister. Go put on your training wheels."

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Les Miles Needs To Work On His Sarcastic Rants]]> "That half-assed ninny costs me hundreds every year, and all I get for it is five pounds of excess body weight and stacks of uneaten Tagalongs in my fucking fridge."

That was coach's big mistakes. Thin mints, put them in the freezer, and refreshing cookies are never more than an arms length away.

My daughter is a Brownie, who is in for next year?

crazyjoedavola

]]> <![CDATA[Les Miles Needs To Work On His Sarcastic Rants]]> @MattMillenFanClub: Fueled by Najeh.

badbabu

]]> <![CDATA[Les Miles Needs To Work On His Sarcastic Rants]]> Is he related to Les Whinen, cause I'd say that he ought to do more thinking and less whining!

JFKFC

]]> <![CDATA[Les Miles Needs To Work On His Sarcastic Rants]]> Well jeez, if she doesn't even sell GS cookies, then burn her at the stake, I say!

And while I'm at it, a big turd on the porch for GSA in general for taking Lemon Coolers off the list this year. Bastards!

Robert Barone’s Dog

]]> <![CDATA[Les Miles Needs To Work On His Sarcastic Rants]]> in response to this stroy dan hawkins said, "go play intramurals, hayley lafontaine!"

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[Les Miles Needs To Work On His Sarcastic Rants]]> If there's a bad dog turd airplane joke, I have yet to hear it.

OchentaYcinco

]]> <![CDATA[Les Miles Needs To Work On His Sarcastic Rants]]> flying dog turd shaped airplane made of dog turds

Fueled by Fox?

MattMillenFanClub

]]> <![CDATA[Les Miles Needs To Work On His Sarcastic Rants]]> I use clothespins and baseball cards, it makes a great sound.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Les Miles Needs To Work On His Sarcastic Rants]]> I was never even on stupid Old Man Les's lawn.

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[Les Miles Needs To Work On His Sarcastic Rants]]> I use streamers on my car.

shtickless

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