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Brady Quinn's Unskinny Bop

penxv — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 01:46:56 EDT

I heard that Quinn's other sister got tagged by that safety/boxer guy.

penxv

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CharlesBronsonPinchot — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 16:37:13 EDT

Nobody here has pointed out the obvious - Bret Michaels IS Goldie Hawn.

CharlesBronsonPinchot

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LeNoceur — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 13:49:03 EDT

@jwaves: 91 was a good year. I saw Cinderella and Extreme (at the same show) that summer.

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Scout — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 13:30:22 EDT

Does Brady Quinn have Bret's pants slung over his shoulder?

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GoEliGo???? — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 13:29:43 EDT

I know this isn't the intent but every time a picture of Brady acting like a big goofball is posted he becomes even sexier to me. When the picture of him dressed like a Storm Trooper/Klingon/Wolverine is posted I'm going to be left with no choice but to go to the Cleve and jump him.

GoEliGo????

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Satyr Icon — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 13:25:54 EDT

When the Browns win their first game under the new Brady Quinn regime...I want him to strike this pose behind the center!

Satyr Icon

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MrC — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 13:07:20 EDT

"O'Doyle Rules!"

MrC

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acer — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 12:19:49 EDT

You're my...Brady!

/Styx song

acer

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drewheyman — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 12:02:09 EDT

Also for those of you to young to remember, Bobby Brown also wrote the Britney Spears song "My Perogative", starred in Ghostbusters II, and was married to Whitney Houston, best known as a crackhead who is too rich to buy drugs.

The late '80s were awesome.

drewheyman

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combat chuck — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 11:54:32 EDT

I thought that was a life-size cardboard cutout of Michaels.

combat chuck

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Max Mercy — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 11:46:08 EDT

♪♪ A singer in a smokey rooooom
A smell of wine and cheap perfume
For a smile they can share the night
It goes on and on and on and on...♪♪

Max Mercy

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MattMillenFanClub — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 11:30:07 EDT

The photo is cropped so you can't see the anal lube on the counter.

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josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 11:29:55 EDT

@pradajames: Brady Quinn:Gathlete::Alison Stokke:Gashlete.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

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Magnakai Haaskivi — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 11:29:52 EDT

Nibbles hates me today.

Magnakai Haaskivi

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josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 11:29:19 EDT

@Sarge: Come on, C.C., make that guitar talk to me. Talk dirty to me.

Most.underrated.guitarist.ever.

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Magnakai Haaskivi — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 11:27:52 EDT

I think Joe Thomas needs to protect Brady Quinn from himself.

Magnakai Haaskivi

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Prada James — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 11:21:34 EDT

Brady Quinn: Gathlete

Prada James

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PikachuMcHeidegger — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 11:10:43 EDT

@Doofman: Doesn't everyone?

PikachuMcHeidegger

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ReversalofFortune — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 11:01:52 EDT

I still like the Doug Flutie and Eddie Money picture better.

ReversalofFortune

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Doofman — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:52:35 EDT

I didn't realize Quinn went around shouting "Steve Holt!" at people.

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Weed Against Speed — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:49:48 EDT

@The Gentleman Masher: Hey man, I was a child of the '80's. I also re-read Will's post to double-check.

@Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee: Nicely done.

Weed Against Speed

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Moonshine Mike — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:48:19 EDT

@Lisa: no heathers reference is obscure, especially to this crowd.

"this is the 80s - everyone drinks bottled water"

Moonshine Mike

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Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:46:38 EDT

@Weed Against Speed: "John Wayne was a Fag."

"THE HELL HE WAS!"

"He was too, you boys. I installed two-way mirrors at his pad in Brentwood, and he come to the door in a dress."

Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee

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Sir Hotbod Handsomeface — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:46:01 EDT

@Biff Pocoroba: never trust a big butt and a smile...

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

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Tuffy — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:45:53 EDT

Oh, Bret, honey; collagen is for women with low self-esteem and Rolling Stones.

Tuffy

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The Gentleman Masher — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:44:19 EDT

@Weed Against Speed: Should I give a +1 for being one of the few people who spelled Bret Michaels name correctly, with one "T?

The Gentleman Masher

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LloydCarrPoolLane — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:42:55 EDT

@Southeast Jerome: Nope...Janie Lane was at least banging that sexy Bobbie Brown...
For the younger DS'er's :
Janie = Guy, lead singer of Warrant
Bobbie = Girl, Won Star Search super model contest
Boy, the 80's were fun....

LloydCarrPoolLane

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The Gut of Cecil Fielder — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:41:31 EDT

@Flαmεtown: On which body part?

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UpstateUnderdog — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:41:13 EDT

@Weed Against Speed: i'm more impressed by the cowboy hat/ black bandana combo he is trying to pull off.

UpstateUnderdog

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Triple B — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:40:46 EDT

@Lisa: you win, that's too obscure for me.

Triple B

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Shakεy — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:40:42 EDT

+/- how many STDs Brady Quinn contracted that night

Shakεy

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Weed Against Speed — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:39:35 EDT

Few men other than Bret Michaels can pull off the eyeliner/cowboy hat combo. John Wayne was another one.

Weed Against Speed

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jwaves2007 — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:39:08 EDT

I saw Poisen in Terre Haute in 91. Kinda fun actually.

jwaves2007

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Moobs — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:38:00 EDT

Which one of the WWE Divas is that with Brady?

Moobs

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Camp Tiger Claw — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:37:08 EDT

@El Knob Grande: Look at you hiding behind that Highway 61 avatar... with a can of Aqua Net in hand the entire time.

Camp Tiger Claw

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Southeast Jerome — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:37:04 EDT

@LloydCarrPoolLane: I now realize the mistake, but does it matter now that Bret Michaels has become more gay than Warrant could have ever hoped to achieve?

Southeast Jerome

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Senators Lost Cojones — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:36:54 EDT

Ten bucks says Brett doesn't even know Brady's there. He just jumped behind him like those dagnabit kids do to the weather guys who do the forecast outside the studio. In the next picture, Brady is making rabbit ears with his fingers.

Senators Lost Cojones

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El Knob Grande — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:35:43 EDT

@LloydCarrPoolLane: That would be "lock the cellar door".

(Slinks away quietly, ashamed of self for knowing that)

El Knob Grande

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lisa — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:35:39 EDT

@GlenAndersonLikesBoys:
I think so. Even more obscure Heathers reference, do you know what Brady's eulogy will be? "I love my dead gay son"

lisa

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Phony Gwynn — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:35:22 EDT

Calvin Johnson proved his superior upside by going to a RATT barbeque.

Phony Gwynn

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Triple B — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:31:03 EDT

@Lisa: is that a bottle of Perrier behind them?

Triple B

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Moobs — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:29:51 EDT

Is that Brady with his sister, Mrs. AJ Hawk?

Moobs

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badbabu — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:28:18 EDT

@pr0ff3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: John Redcorn betta watch out.

badbabu

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WFNYScott — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:28:12 EDT

@UpstateUnderdog: zing!

WFNYScott

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Stev D — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:26:55 EDT

Where was the controversy when JeMarcus Russell was photographed with the Scissor Sisters?

Stev D

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LloydCarrPoolLane — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:26:14 EDT

@The Gentleman Masher: They would not lie next to Brady in Silent Lucidity.

LloydCarrPoolLane

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UpstateUnderdog — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:25:18 EDT

@The Gentleman Masher: i think queensryche was legit. saw them open for metallica on the "....and justice for all" tour.
however, cinderella was not available.

UpstateUnderdog

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Jerkwheat — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:25:12 EDT

@HIV 2 Elway: which is a shame, as Brady loves big muscular Indian guys

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UpstateUnderdog — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:23:20 EDT

@Nacho Friendly: i think pam anderson has slept with 50% of the people not in this picture.

UpstateUnderdog

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HIV 2 Elway — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:22:59 EDT

Thank you Browns for trading up and not allowing the Chiefs to be tempted by him.

HIV 2 Elway

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The Gentleman Masher — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:22:54 EDT

I'm still a little disturbed when people who were 3 when Poison was actually popular seem to hold them in such high regard. Was Queensryche not available?

The Gentleman Masher

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Biff Pocoroba — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:22:50 EDT

That girl is poison.

- BBD

Biff Pocoroba

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Athletic Supporter v0.42beta — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:21:55 EDT

@Nacho Friendly: And the Village People pulled a train on the other 50%.

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UpstateUnderdog — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:21:49 EDT

@Weed Against Speed: not if it is a good comment like that one.

UpstateUnderdog

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UpstateUnderdog — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:21:05 EDT

looks like brett got invited to the brady quinn gun show.

UpstateUnderdog

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Nacho Friendly — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:20:04 EDT

Pamela Anderson has slept with fifty per ent of the people in this photo.

Nacho Friendly

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Burnsy — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:19:28 EDT

Can Brady just changes names with De'Cody Fagg and complete the endgame?

Burnsy

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LloydCarrPoolLane — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:19:23 EDT

@Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: But did they shut the bedroom door?

LloydCarrPoolLane

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Jay-C — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:18:47 EDT

@Flαmεtown: Leitch should have put *Spoiler Alert* up...Now we know how the show ends...

Jay-C

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Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:18:27 EDT

After the show, Brady and Brett spent their night in the following places:
-At the drive in
-Behind the bushes
-Down the basement

Then CC picked up that guitar and talked to them.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

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Hit Bull Win Steak — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:18:25 EDT

I'm holding out for the AJ Hawk/Vince Neil photos

Hit Bull Win Steak

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lisa — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:18:02 EDT

@throwbot:
The State Fair, or somebody's Sweet Sixteen party?

lisa

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Weed Against Speed — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:17:17 EDT

I already used this one on KSK this morning but I can't resist using it again:

♪♪ I won't forget you, Brady

I won't forget you...♪♪

Is that bad commenter etiquette?

Weed Against Speed

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:17:16 EDT

@HappyFeltonsGloryHole:

Wait. Brady's sister is married to AJ Hawk? I didn't even know they were dating. Has this been in the news?

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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LloydCarrPoolLane — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:17:11 EDT

@Southeast Jerome: That was Warrant...

LloydCarrPoolLane

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ENK — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:16:59 EDT

Are Brett Michaels and Pam Anderson slowly becoming the same person?

ENK

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throwbot — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:16:49 EDT

I can't wait to see the pictures when The Village People play Cleveland this summer.

throwbot

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Shorty — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:16:24 EDT

@HappyFeltonsGloryHole: How can that be? It looks like a girl!

Shorty

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LloydCarrPoolLane — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:15:46 EDT

Brady:"Hey Bret, can you Talk Dirty To Me??"

LloydCarrPoolLane

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HappyFeltonsGloryHole — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:14:59 EDT

That isn't Brett Michaels. The guy in front is the result of a trick photographic merge between AJ Hawk and Quinn's sister best features from the wedding photographer.

HappyFeltonsGloryHole

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Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:14:35 EDT

If that's what the cat dragged in, then I'm getting a dog.

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:14:29 EDT

@Suss--:

Best Cleveland Brown name of all time:

Fair Hooker

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Athletic Supporter v0.42beta — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:14:24 EDT

@Matt_T: Are you kidding me?! Kige is WAY out in front of the pack so far.

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Athletic Supporter v0.42beta — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:13:44 EDT

@Athletic Supporter: dammit .... "two tickets"

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thesepretzels — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:13:16 EDT

@Suss--: Once again, avatar brilliance.

thesepretzels

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Matt Sussman — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:12:34 EDT

"every cock has it thorn"

Owie owie. No candiru jokes before 11. That's the rule.

Matt Sussman

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Matt_T — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:12:31 EDT

Brady is taking the SHOTY2007 race very serious.

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Senators Lost Cojones — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:12:12 EDT

There. This'll make up for all of those so totally not gay pictures those internet blog meanies have been posting. LOOK AT THOSE PIPES BIOTCH!

/Brady's Mom

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Athletic Supporter v0.42beta — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:11:56 EDT

It's nice to see Brady picked up to tickets to the gun show, so they could go as a couple.

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Matt Sussman — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:11:18 EDT

This probably the most non-football attention a Cleveland Brown has ever received since...

...wait for it...

... Ben Gay.

Matt Sussman

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lisa — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:11:03 EDT

@Camp Tiger Claw:
Perhaps he could go in with Brett for a total makeover, Brett can't accessorize for s..t.(specifically jewelry and hat)
/Obscure Heathers reference

lisa

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Greg Tolan — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:11:00 EDT

"Ain't been lookin' for nothin' but a good time with my Brady Quinn"

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Bunkie Perkins — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:10:57 EDT

Any guess as to what Brday had to do to get on the tour bus?

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Shakεy — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:10:49 EDT

Is Brady Quinn a contestant on Bret Michael's new dating show? I just can't wait for him to beat the crap out of all the other contestants during the catfights!

Shakεy

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thesepretzels — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:10:44 EDT

Look, if I got a chance to meet Bret Michaels, I'd be showing off my guns, too.

thesepretzels

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Southeast Jerome — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:10:38 EDT

Bret looks like he's Brady's Cherry Pie.

Southeast Jerome

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Jerkwheat — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:10:13 EDT

every cock has it thorn

Jerkwheat

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wes mantooth — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:10:10 EDT

Who's taking the photo, Kip Winger?

wes mantooth

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:09:32 EDT

Must refrain from making Anchorman reference.

But, you know the one.

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Sarcastro — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:09:02 EDT

Michaels is the ugliest Daytona Beach biker chick I've ever seen.

Sarcastro

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Weed Against Speed — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:08:58 EDT

Aunt Patty?

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LingeringBursitis — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:07:27 EDT

he is the ken to bret's barbie

LingeringBursitis

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WFNYScott — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:06:27 EDT

C.C. DeVille is filing his divorce papers as we comment

WFNYScott

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Camp Tiger Claw — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:06:19 EDT

Brady should give Brett some tips on that eye makeup. He looks like Michelle Pfeiffer.

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Hit Bull Win Steak — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:06:13 EDT

that's like a before and after of career failure

Hit Bull Win Steak

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SlickBomb — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:06:12 EDT

Is it possible the Browns are already regretting this pick? I'm sure their fans are.

SlickBomb

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Shorty — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:05:08 EDT

and at first i thought that was a photoshop of britney spears.

Shorty

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JD — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:04:01 EDT

Aww they make such a cute couple.

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Shorty — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:04:00 EDT

he's still hot.

Shorty