Brady Quinn, Air Guitar Hero - Deadspin Comments

Brady Quinn, Air Guitar Hero

ThisIsNotMyRealName — Sat, 14 Jul 2007 21:10:55 EDT

You know what would've been fun? Brady Quinn on the Raiders. Kind of like Rip Taylor getting a job as a bouncer at Scores.

ThisIsNotMyRealName

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BrooklynMetFan — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 14:22:11 EDT

that's the queerest thing I've ever seen!

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Max Mercy — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 11:46:18 EDT

Pacman Jones thinks Brady should be suspended.

Max Mercy

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phillas — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 11:30:45 EDT

Guitar Hero: fine.
Big Hair: well...
Spandex: no.

phillas

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zebra-hunter — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 11:24:45 EDT

Did he screen a call from his heterosexuality?

zebra-hunter

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Eirishis — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 11:23:01 EDT

@El Knob Grande: That's the best part of this - didn't Michaels grow up in Steeler country? How can he go home after wearing a Browns jersey?

Eirishis

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Magnakai Haaskivi — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 11:20:56 EDT

@El Knob Grande: Bret surely can beat out Charlie Frye for the job, right?

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Eirishis — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 11:20:03 EDT

@Hey Tiger Jim: I'm glad someone brought up Guitar Hero. My video-game-oriented mind read the title of the post and was REALLy hoping for some sweet video of Brady and his "private" moments with his PS2.

Eirishis

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Helmet Touch — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 10:48:18 EDT

That song will actually be on the 80s version of Guitar Hero too. And 18 and Life!

Helmet Touch

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PenskeMaterial — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 10:46:30 EDT

@Mr. Soul:

Especially when you consider that you are 100% guaranteed to see other people's photos of your appearnce on the interwebs in a few hours anyway.

PenskeMaterial

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Tuffy — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 10:34:36 EDT

I desperately need to become a sports star or beloved syndicated sitcom father figure so I can finally take my rightful place next to Jeff Lynne.

Tuffy

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The Ronettes Sing Medieval Agrarian History — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 10:27:27 EDT

Does this mean that Brady is going to let Bret take a couple snaps against Pittsburgh this fall?

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Some Guy Who Won't Get Out Of Radio — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 10:22:56 EDT

Why wasn't Mr. Belding on stage with them?

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Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 10:22:22 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: Roberto Clemente was gay?

Huh. You learn new things everyday!

Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee

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SportsCentre — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 10:20:44 EDT

After the show, Bret poured some sugar on him.

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UkraineNotWeak — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 10:17:01 EDT

@Moobs:

He's reached Clemente status without having to die.

UkraineNotWeak

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Moobs — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 10:14:23 EDT

He's got to be a shoo-in for SHOTY at this point, right? I mean, we're not actually going to go through the motions of voting, are we? This man is assembling the most emabarrassing/entertaining year by a homosayswhat athlete in the history of the world. He wins.

Moobs

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UkraineNotWeak — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 10:11:52 EDT

@Slothrop: @LloydCarrPoolLane:

Don't forget to wear your onion on your belt.

UkraineNotWeak

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LloydCarrPoolLane — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 10:08:29 EDT

@Slothrop: @UkraineNotWeak:
Count me in...but I have to be up by 4:00am, so can we call it an early night?

LloydCarrPoolLane

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HappyFeltonsGloryHole — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 10:08:22 EDT

That wasn't Brady Quinn, that was the kid from the movie Accepted on stage. Please tell me I am right.

HappyFeltonsGloryHole

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Athletic Supporter v0.42beta — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 10:06:46 EDT

I don't know why, but when I read "Brady Quinn, Air Guitar Hero", I instantly imagined him playing Don't Stop Believin'

Athletic Supporter v0.42beta

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Slothrop — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 10:05:29 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak:

whoa, whoa, whoa. Nighttime? I might miss Matlock reruns and the kids with their gangs are out at nighttime.

I'll settle taking back the cool evening breezes of anytown, USA.

Slothrop

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OchentaYcinco — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 10:05:15 EDT

In Brady's defense (wait, what?), there was no way for him to not look like an ass up there. Either introduce him and get him out or give the guy a damn mic. Making him stand there clapping his hands can only make him look awkward.

Metal Skool knows how to treat gay quarterbacks on stage, Poison not so much.

OchentaYcinco

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losloseeboy — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 10:04:24 EDT

Sure ... Sure ... Sure ....

UNSURE.

losloseeboy

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Sarge — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 10:01:00 EDT

did he check his cell phone half way through?

i love living in cleveland.

Sarge

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SuperFrankieLampard — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 09:55:49 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: i think the word "golden" is unnecessary.

SuperFrankieLampard

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Stev D — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 09:55:19 EDT

MIND BLOWING PERFORMANCE BY QUINN IN CLEVELAND
*****
94%

Stev D

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LloydCarrPoolLane — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 09:55:08 EDT

Un-friggin'-Watchable...I was almost embarassed for him, since he seems to have no shame...

LloydCarrPoolLane

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Weed Against Speed — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 09:54:32 EDT

@Mr. Soul: Let's just be thankful it wasn't Jeff Reed.

*note: I was going to link to the Deadspin post Yep...That's a Kicker's Dong, but upon seeing the picture again myself, I decided to spare everyone else the nightmare fuel.

Weed Against Speed

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Carmen McFanzone — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 09:52:23 EDT

I had to stop watching about halfway through. Drunken Hasselhoff video is less uncomfortable.

Carmen McFanzone

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Shorty — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 09:51:05 EDT

Still hot.

Shorty

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UkraineNotWeak — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 09:48:29 EDT

@Slothrop:

Old people unite. Let's take back the night.

UkraineNotWeak

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Slothrop — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 09:47:03 EDT

I was going to make a joke about Bret Michaels being old and fat here, but I'll leave to it you meddling kids with your superior cognitive flexibility, abstract reasoning and short-term memory.

NOW GET OFF MY LAWN!

Slothrop

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Lizabelle — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 09:46:46 EDT

The room is spinning..you know...from the gayness.

Lizabelle

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Camp Tiger Claw — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 09:45:18 EDT

@Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: Ray Allen, Allen Ray, Alan Parsons and Ray Price, and Mark Price.

Camp Tiger Claw

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NittanyFelon — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 09:45:08 EDT

"How can I resist!!!"

You can't Brady, thats apparent by now.

NittanyFelon

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Lady Andrea — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 09:44:36 EDT

@BubbaCJ24: well, I also lurve Brady Quinn. That is well documented.

Lady Andrea

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UkraineNotWeak — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 09:44:25 EDT

@BubbaCJ24:

He's a Golden Domer. As part of her agreement to attend Notre Dame Law, she's obligated to compliment all things associated with the athletic program.

UkraineNotWeak

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Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 09:44:07 EDT

@ASox: I'm taking 20,000:1 odds on Trent Dilfer and Rob Halford hooking up.
@

BubbaCJ24: Yeah, "Martinizing" always works for me.

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BubbaCJ24 — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 09:38:29 EDT

@Lady Andrea: Wait, did you just compliment an athlete on Deadspin? I'm sorry ma'am, I think you have the wrong number.

BubbaCJ24

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Randall Tex Cobb — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 09:38:10 EDT

@Chief Wahoo: I thought Frankie Yankovic only played towns between Sheboygan and Chicago.

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Lady Andrea — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 09:36:19 EDT

I couldn't turn the sound on, but just watching it: I thought this was awesome. I love it that he can just go rock out with an 80s hair band and just have fun and stuff. Good for Brady.

Lady Andrea

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Steve518 — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 09:36:18 EDT

Joe Montana is rolling in his grave.

Steve518

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BubbaCJ24 — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 09:35:51 EDT

I went to click on the video and it said "Oops, no video!" That's the second worst oops! moment I have had today.

By the way, does anybody have the name of a good abortion clinic?

BubbaCJ24

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DannyNoonan — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 09:35:49 EDT

@ASox: 50 Cent and Floyd Mayweather resent your oversight.

DannyNoonan

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ASox — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 09:34:03 EDT

These athlete/musician couples are getting out of control:

Peyton Manning & Kenny Chesney

Brady Quinn & Brett Michael

who's next . . .

Sammy Sosa & Josh Grobin?

ASox

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Chief Wahoo — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 09:31:58 EDT

@We Are Donyell Marshall: That's only because Frankie Yankovic wasn't playing that night.

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Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 09:31:23 EDT

Brady may have been singing "Nothin But A Good Time," but he was thinking "I Want Action" while staring longingly at Michaels.

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Randall Tex Cobb — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 09:30:48 EDT

Wait, more than 10 people showed up to a Poison concert?

OK it was in Cleveland.

Randall Tex Cobb

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Chief Wahoo — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 09:30:46 EDT

I, for one, welcome our new gay Quarterback overlords.

Chief Wahoo

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theballadofrickeyfoggie — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 09:30:38 EDT

Did Notre Dame just sign an independent contract with Deadspin that guarantees a daily post tie-in?

theballadofrickeyfoggie

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Mr. Soul — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 09:30:10 EDT

Did I see Quinn taking a picture of himself on his cellphone? I would like to think that if I was on stage with a my rock and roll heroes, or even Poison, I would have better things to do than take pictures of myself.

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Weed Against Speed — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 09:29:50 EDT

At least this didn't take place at a Bette Midler concert.

I guess.

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ArkansasFred — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 09:29:09 EDT

Not as bad as the video of Brady delightedly watching Vince Neil do elbow drops on his bed in his underwear.

ArkansasFred

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Camp Tiger Claw — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 09:29:02 EDT

@ArmansCopyOfSwank: Or possibly a log cabin.

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TomahawkFlop — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 09:25:23 EDT

Jesus H Christ...this Brady/Bret love-in has become overwhelmingly homosexual.

TomahawkFlop

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ArmansCopyOfSwank — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 09:25:16 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: It takes a village to raise a child, but only a cottage(r) to raise a Quinn.

ArmansCopyOfSwank

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The Curse of Harold Ballard’s Bunker — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 09:24:28 EDT

No sir, I will not take the bait. I refuse to watch that clip. The last picture of The Mighty Quinn has already put me over my maximum recommended gayness dosage for the next five years.

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UkraineNotWeak — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 09:23:50 EDT

At this point, I almost expect Brady to be arrested for solicitation in a public Men's room before the start of training camp.

UkraineNotWeak