<![CDATA[What ESPN DOESN'T WANT YOU TO HEAR! - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[What ESPN DOESN'T WANT YOU TO HEAR! - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[What ESPN DOESN'T WANT YOU TO HEAR!]]> @Dieter: I want to know what the joke was he made reference to at the end of his last chat. Must have been pretty offensive.

DougOLis

]]> <![CDATA[What ESPN DOESN'T WANT YOU TO HEAR!]]> @RaySmuckles:

I was just thinking that.

HmptnStvns (Formerly Jocksniffer)

]]> <![CDATA[What ESPN DOESN'T WANT YOU TO HEAR!]]> I promise I only watched the monologue; the Kobe-red carpet joke and the Oden-Sanford and Son joke definitely aired.

Dan Daoust

]]> <![CDATA[What ESPN DOESN'T WANT YOU TO HEAR!]]> @Dieter: There would have been a few Karate Kid references, I'm sure. Like how Ralph Macchio was 23 or so and was portraying a high school student or something.

PaulimusPrime

]]> <![CDATA[What ESPN DOESN'T WANT YOU TO HEAR!]]> @claude balls: Given the latest news, you sir, appear to be the amazing Kreskin.

The Fan’s Attic

]]> <![CDATA[What ESPN DOESN'T WANT YOU TO HEAR!]]> He was just trying to humanize the athletes.

thesepretzels

]]> <![CDATA[What ESPN DOESN'T WANT YOU TO HEAR!]]> @Roy Hobbs: Probably improve it.

TotalBS

]]> <![CDATA[What ESPN DOESN'T WANT YOU TO HEAR!]]> I can't speak to the others (I watched but didn't pay attention to most of the show), but the Greg Oden stuff got shown in Canada on TSN.

Scoops

]]> <![CDATA[What ESPN DOESN'T WANT YOU TO HEAR!]]> @MrC: Exactly. I was just wondering if any of those were written by Simmons.

Dieter

]]> <![CDATA[What ESPN DOESN'T WANT YOU TO HEAR!]]> Man, +5 for the Bill Hicks name drop.

RaySmuckles

]]> <![CDATA[What ESPN DOESN'T WANT YOU TO HEAR!]]> @CarneyLansfordSmellslikeCabage: even better

Babcocksure

]]> <![CDATA[What ESPN DOESN'T WANT YOU TO HEAR!]]> @thedirty d: Actually it was the Gary Sheffield award for not being "all the way" funny.

Stranger in the Alps

]]> <![CDATA[What ESPN DOESN'T WANT YOU TO HEAR!]]> They also cut his flapping dickey bit, tha's a classic.

meyer hochstein

]]> <![CDATA[What ESPN DOESN'T WANT YOU TO HEAR!]]> Wait, why did they pull the jokes from the taped version of the show? Kimmel already offended the athletes in the audience, and for those that didn't make it, I have a hard time believing that multi-millionaires with those pools with waterfalls attached to them and private home theaters find time to sit down and watch the ESPY's.

Touchback Jesus

]]> <![CDATA[What ESPN DOESN'T WANT YOU TO HEAR!]]> @SlickBomb: Yes, not because it knocked soccer, but because it mentioned hockey.

Yostal

]]> <![CDATA[What ESPN DOESN'T WANT YOU TO HEAR!]]> "They're dinosaur eggs."

That joke just got pulled because it's not funny. The Grady joke--funny, but dinosaur eggs, no.

Poor Greg, always getting picked on because he's the oldest looking 19-year-old alive--fortunately, he can just turn off his hearing aids and pretend he doesn't know he's getting mocked.

LitiGrrl30

]]> <![CDATA[What ESPN DOESN'T WANT YOU TO HEAR!]]> "Kobe Bryant asked to be traded to another award show. He was going to go to the Teen Choice Awards, but then rememebred that he does not give teen's a choice. SNAP!"

Dead Air ummm Dead Air

]]> <![CDATA[What ESPN DOESN'T WANT YOU TO HEAR!]]> @bsanders37: Saw those too...in Chicago.

StevieY19

]]> <![CDATA[What ESPN DOESN'T WANT YOU TO HEAR!]]> No mention of House or J-Bug?

MrC

]]> <![CDATA[What ESPN DOESN'T WANT YOU TO HEAR!]]> Kimmel also received the "Tank Johnson" award for being "almost" funny

Babcocksure

]]> <![CDATA[What ESPN DOESN'T WANT YOU TO HEAR!]]> @The Fans Attic:

I am not so sure that ESPN is going to be making a lot of money from Mike Vick, at least not in a way that would require it to be on good terms with him.

claude balls

]]> <![CDATA[What ESPN DOESN'T WANT YOU TO HEAR!]]> Maybe it was just the west coast feed but I saw the Oden and Kobe jokes.

bsanders37

]]> <![CDATA[What ESPN DOESN'T WANT YOU TO HEAR!]]> David Beckham comes to LA this month. I have to say I have never seen my gardener so excited.

This is the only joke that could really be found offensive. The rest of the edits were just for the sake of not offending "the talent" from which ESPN makes its money.

The Fan’s Attic

]]> <![CDATA[What ESPN DOESN'T WANT YOU TO HEAR!]]> @Da_Mang: But what does this do to my keeper league fantasy team?

/ducking Rob I's thunderbolts

Roy Hobbs

]]> <![CDATA[What ESPN DOESN'T WANT YOU TO HEAR!]]> I'm pretty sure I can fill his scrotum

I'm guessing Sarah Silverman didn't write that joke.

El Knob Grande

]]> <![CDATA[What ESPN DOESN'T WANT YOU TO HEAR!]]> I look forward to Robert Novak's column exposing your spies.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[What ESPN DOESN'T WANT YOU TO HEAR!]]> The funniest thing was what Will used to lead the article: We still haven't watched the ESPYs from Sunday night, because, we dunno, it's the summer, and sometimes we like to pretend that the sun actually exists and will welcome us.

Will, has your skin EVER seen the sun?

Detective Bunk

]]> <![CDATA[What ESPN DOESN'T WANT YOU TO HEAR!]]> Michael Vick indicted by federal grand jury.
/threadjack

Da_Mang

]]> <![CDATA[What ESPN DOESN'T WANT YOU TO HEAR!]]> Greg Oden is looks old. HILARIOUS!

Will, why didn't you give us the transcipt of Jimmy's explanation of the difference between white people and black people?

Dan-tastic

]]> <![CDATA[What ESPN DOESN'T WANT YOU TO HEAR!]]> I don't play much (i.e. ANY) softball/baseball, but is it normal to swing at a pitch that's roughly level with your forehead?

being_sven

]]> <![CDATA[What ESPN DOESN'T WANT YOU TO HEAR!]]> Funny how they pulled that Beckham joke. Looks like it was contrary to the editorial stance of tWWLIS.

SlickBomb

]]> <![CDATA[What ESPN DOESN'T WANT YOU TO HEAR!]]> HA-HA- Greg Oden is old.

Chicago Jones

]]> <![CDATA[What ESPN DOESN'T WANT YOU TO HEAR!]]> What are we doing to make all Jimmy Kimmel jokes more eco-friendly?

ENK

]]> <![CDATA[What ESPN DOESN'T WANT YOU TO HEAR!]]> The Lance Armstrong comment was the quote of the night.

Nothing like a light hearted poke at life-threatening testicular cancer to really get the night going!

Gyroballs Mahoney

]]> <![CDATA[What ESPN DOESN'T WANT YOU TO HEAR!]]> Many Bothans died to bring us these jokes.

Peter Cavan

]]> <![CDATA[What ESPN DOESN'T WANT YOU TO HEAR!]]> The best one saved for last. Gold.

BigRicks

]]> <![CDATA[What ESPN DOESN'T WANT YOU TO HEAR!]]> See? Jimmy Kimmel IS funny after all.

Cooler Than Warm Milk

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