We're Guess Jack Daniels Will Cost About 12 Bucks - Deadspin Comments

We're Guess Jack Daniels Will Cost About 12 Bucks

Walker Told Me I Have AIDS — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 18:07:25 EDT

SO wait, you can now order girlie drinks over at the Bucs stadium to go with the team with the most overtly gay overtones in the NFL?

Well, I live in Tampa, never been a Bucs fan though... but sign me up!!

Walker Told Me I Have AIDS

We're Guess Jack Daniels Will Cost About 12 Bucks

crossdotcurve — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 14:26:38 EDT

The hard stuff has already been flowing at the New Orleans Superdome for years. Double strength Bloody Marys are $9.

When the dome reopened last year for the first time, they were selling cocktails *outside* the stadium as well - all day.

We Saints fans just won an ESPY for being tanked out of our skulls by the time MFN aired.

p.s. - The Green Day/U2 thing was OK, but the Goo Goo Dolls blew.

crossdotcurve

We're Guess Jack Daniels Will Cost About 12 Bucks

Paul Westerdawg — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 14:07:12 EDT

In Tampa, serving booze means you can't touch the strippers. I'm not sure how this liquor license will impact Tampa's lesbian cheerleader scene. But it warrants a follow-up article. With photos.

Paul Westerdawg

We're Guess Jack Daniels Will Cost About 12 Bucks

Kubes — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 13:47:04 EDT

If they have Kamchatka vodka, sign me the fuck up.

Kubes

We're Guess Jack Daniels Will Cost About 12 Bucks

The Jake Plummer Mustache Experience — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 13:08:07 EDT

and Kyle Orton is demanding a trade...

The Jake Plummer Mustache Experience

We're Guess Jack Daniels Will Cost About 12 Bucks

The Jake Plummer Mustache Experience — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 13:04:18 EDT

Jake Plummer just un-retired...

The Jake Plummer Mustache Experience

We're Guess Jack Daniels Will Cost About 12 Bucks

McNutty — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 12:47:57 EDT

Deadspin Programming/Grammar Note:

The next post will be titled "All Your Base Are Belong to Us"

McNutty

We're Guess Jack Daniels Will Cost About 12 Bucks

JimLeylandSmokes — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 12:40:02 EDT

Colt 45

/Miami Hurricanes

JimLeylandSmokes

We're Guess Jack Daniels Will Cost About 12 Bucks

Silky John-STON! — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 12:39:08 EDT

"Whosh my favorite play-er?"
"Mishter Derrick Brooks!"

*staggers*

*pukes*

Silky John-STON!

We're Guess Jack Daniels Will Cost About 12 Bucks

UpstateUnderdog — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 12:39:02 EDT

@twoeightnine: yes, tailgating in buffalo. eating zweigle's and drinking genny. thats the way bills fans roll at the tailgate. those 2 youtube clips made me even prouder to be a bills fan.

UpstateUnderdog

We're Guess Jack Daniels Will Cost About 12 Bucks

theothermatt — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 12:37:12 EDT

@Camp Tiger Claw: we'll see you in the chillout tent.

theothermatt

We're Guess Jack Daniels Will Cost About 12 Bucks

mlmintampa — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 12:37:04 EDT

This is to make up for getting patted down when you walk in. Thanks Tampa Sports Authority!

mlmintampa

We're Guess Jack Daniels Will Cost About 12 Bucks

Michael Bertin — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 12:33:43 EDT

@Encouraging Referee Pitman: Ah Bundy rum... So good it completely erased all of the fond memories I have from drinking it.

Michael Bertin

We're Guess Jack Daniels Will Cost About 12 Bucks

Green Weenie — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 12:26:46 EDT

The Big East has announced that WVU will install a few coal mine methane vents for huffing at Mountaineer football games.

Green Weenie

We're Guess Jack Daniels Will Cost About 12 Bucks

BigRicks — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 12:26:41 EDT

@thesepretzels: I was planning on buying a pair of season tickets anyway. Score.

BigRicks

We're Guess Jack Daniels Will Cost About 12 Bucks

twoeightnine — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 12:26:37 EDT

I hear Buffalo is lovely in the winter.

There is no better NFL tailgating.
[youtube.com]
[youtube.com]

twoeightnine

We're Guess Jack Daniels Will Cost About 12 Bucks

twoeightnine — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 12:24:39 EDT

I CANNOT believe a Fenway/Sox fans shot wasn't taken in this post... musta been hard to hold back. I imagine much quivering as you hit submit!

You guys don't need liquor to be douchebags.

twoeightnine

We're Guess Jack Daniels Will Cost About 12 Bucks

TheStarterWife — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 12:23:57 EDT

@Weed Against Speed: Aramark serves hard booze at several venues, it just depends on what the city laws are and what the building lease is.

Believe me, if they could see more, I know they would.

TheStarterWife

We're Guess Jack Daniels Will Cost About 12 Bucks

Raskolnikov — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 12:22:31 EDT

We cooked a Turkey on the pinto yesterday, followed by 20 pounds of wings, 3 pounds of cheese steaks, about 10 Pizzas, 30 pounds of instant potatoes, 10 cans of corn, beans, carrots, peas made up the center piece of the Pinto. We also had our usual bacon on the saw, potatoes and steak in the hub cap, omelettes and scrambled eggs on the shovel, burgers on the rake, beer in the toilet and of course, the bowling ball shots which I believe we went through 11 bottles of 100% Cherry Brandy.

I hear Buffalo is lovely in the winter.

Raskolnikov

We're Guess Jack Daniels Will Cost About 12 Bucks

Disgruntled Goat — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 12:19:40 EDT

@Unregular: Defensive much?

Disgruntled Goat

We're Guess Jack Daniels Will Cost About 12 Bucks

combat chuck — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 12:19:38 EDT

@Senators Lost Cojones: @Sarge: That's the most headline I've read here in recent memory.

combat chuck

We're Guess Jack Daniels Will Cost About 12 Bucks

Lizabelle — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 12:19:21 EDT

Chris Simms is stoked about the availability of Midori Sours.

Lizabelle

We're Guess Jack Daniels Will Cost About 12 Bucks

twoeightnine — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 12:16:54 EDT

Why pay for it when Pinto Ron gives away bowling ball shots for free.
[www.thestencil.com]

twoeightnine

We're Guess Jack Daniels Will Cost About 12 Bucks

Unregular — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 12:16:17 EDT

I CANNOT believe a Fenway/Sox fans shot wasn't taken in this post... musta been hard to hold back. I imagine much quivering as you hit submit!

Unregular

We're Guess Jack Daniels Will Cost About 12 Bucks

Encouraging Referee Pitman — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 12:16:14 EDT

@HugsFromHarold:

I'm not a fan of rum, but Bundy is some fucking firewater. Good on ya.

Encouraging Referee Pitman

We're Guess Jack Daniels Will Cost About 12 Bucks

Athletic Supporter v0.42beta — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 12:15:14 EDT

"Please don't let them extend this to Oakland"

Too late, we've had hard liquor for years. There are multiple full bars in the stadium, including a nice one in the "Westside Club". I'm pretty sure there is one in the "Eastside Club" (aka Mt. Davis), but it's closed for baseball games.

Athletic Supporter v0.42beta

We're Guess Jack Daniels Will Cost About 12 Bucks

TheMayorOfSabanation — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 12:11:51 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: I am seriously tempted to road-trip it to the Ted.

TheMayorOfSabanation

We're Guess Jack Daniels Will Cost About 12 Bucks

Weed Against Speed — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 12:07:40 EDT

I take it Aramark doesn't run the concessions at Raymond James Stadium.

Weed Against Speed

We're Guess Jack Daniels Will Cost About 12 Bucks

UpstateUnderdog — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 12:03:04 EDT

the bucs could increase sales of hard alcohol if the drinks were served by the girls from mons venus.

UpstateUnderdog

We're Guess Jack Daniels Will Cost About 12 Bucks

RaySmuckles — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 12:00:39 EDT

Will the liquor be sponsored by Bad Idea Jeans? I know I just slipped into a bit of Herr Sports Fella, but this can't possibly be a good idea.

RaySmuckles

We're Guess Jack Daniels Will Cost About 12 Bucks

shea_guevara — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 11:59:32 EDT

@Camp Tiger Claw: The Jon Gruden Almost Killed Me

- Chris Simms

shea_guevara

We're Guess Jack Daniels Will Cost About 12 Bucks

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 11:58:07 EDT

Speaking of sporting events and drinking, I just got the e-mail stating that we have 25 seats reserved for the Deadspin Pants Party in the All You Can Eat and Drink area at Turner Field for August 17th. All I have to do is purchase them.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

We're Guess Jack Daniels Will Cost About 12 Bucks

StevieY19 — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 11:56:46 EDT

@44 in a Row: In all fairness, I was pretty shaken by the last post too.

StevieY19

We're Guess Jack Daniels Will Cost About 12 Bucks

White Speed Receiver — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 11:56:44 EDT

Minneapolis just passed a similar law.

In a related story, the Vikings actually sold some tickets for games this year.

White Speed Receiver

We're Guess Jack Daniels Will Cost About 12 Bucks

WFNYScott — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 11:56:37 EDT

good thing they changed their colors...otherwise a "bombed in creamsicle" tag would've been a bit awkward

WFNYScott

We're Guess Jack Daniels Will Cost About 12 Bucks

Tuffy — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 11:56:33 EDT

Whatever happened to the old fashioned flask or the Camelbak filled with margaritas?

Tuffy

We're Guess Jack Daniels Will Cost About 12 Bucks

Camp Tiger Claw — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 11:55:58 EDT

If she says we partied, then I'm pretty sure we partied. I really don't remember. I remember we departed from our bodies. We woke up in Ybor City.

Camp Tiger Claw

We're Guess Jack Daniels Will Cost About 12 Bucks

wes mantooth — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 11:55:56 EDT

John Gruden is chalking his ID as we speak.

wes mantooth

We're Guess Jack Daniels Will Cost About 12 Bucks

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 11:55:02 EDT

I longed for the days when you use to bring a hip flask to the game. That's what my dad use to do.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

We're Guess Jack Daniels Will Cost About 12 Bucks

44 in a Row — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 11:54:51 EDT

Also, "Your realize this means..."

44 in a Row

We're Guess Jack Daniels Will Cost About 12 Bucks

WFNYScott — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 11:54:35 EDT

@Mr. Poon: We just sneak it in

WFNYScott

We're Guess Jack Daniels Will Cost About 12 Bucks

StevieY19 — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 11:54:12 EDT

Moonshine at Titans games is on the horizon.

StevieY19

We're Guess Jack Daniels Will Cost About 12 Bucks

HugsFromHarold — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 11:54:07 EDT

In Australia they sell 4-packs of pre-mixed Jack (or Beam) and Cola in a can. the best is the Bundeberg fortified Rum & Cola.

HugsFromHarold

We're Guess Jack Daniels Will Cost About 12 Bucks

Steve518 — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 11:54:06 EDT

Just schnapps for me.

- Jeff Garcia

Steve518

We're Guess Jack Daniels Will Cost About 12 Bucks

StevieY19 — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 11:53:09 EDT

Is Will drunk?

"We're guess" and "You can know buy.."

StevieY19

We're Guess Jack Daniels Will Cost About 12 Bucks

WFNYScott — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 11:52:51 EDT

never a good sign when the female wearing the derrick brooks jersey has a larger one than derrick brooks himself

WFNYScott

We're Guess Jack Daniels Will Cost About 12 Bucks

44 in a Row — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 11:52:49 EDT

The cocktails are the best part of the U.S. Open. That, and the fact that the people they hire to work at the stadium are always new and never have any idea how much tequila is supposed to go in a margarita, so they err on the side of drinkin' time.

44 in a Row

We're Guess Jack Daniels Will Cost About 12 Bucks

Senators Lost Cojones — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 11:52:26 EDT

@Sarge: @curlygc:

Must have been a celebratory Bucs fan.

Senators Lost Cojones

We're Guess Jack Daniels Will Cost About 12 Bucks

MY LEFT TIT — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 11:51:13 EDT

Same guy who did the title on this story also misplaced his ganjalist.

MY LEFT TIT

We're Guess Jack Daniels Will Cost About 12 Bucks

G.G. — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 11:50:58 EDT

Chris Simms wishes he had a little Captain in him.

G.G.

We're Guess Jack Daniels Will Cost About 12 Bucks

Weed Against Speed — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 11:50:40 EDT

@Camp Tiger Claw: He already has a little bit of the Captain in him, so to speak.

Weed Against Speed

We're Guess Jack Daniels Will Cost About 12 Bucks

G Voll the Mole — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 11:50:22 EDT

@Camp Tiger Claw: Brady Quinn says don't worry, he'll send some your way.

G Voll the Mole

We're Guess Jack Daniels Will Cost About 12 Bucks

WFNYScott — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 11:50:07 EDT

We're guess?

WFNYScott

We're Guess Jack Daniels Will Cost About 12 Bucks

Redhead — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 11:49:42 EDT

Hey, EVERYONE should have access to tequila before 11am - I wholeheartedly approve.

Redhead

We're Guess Jack Daniels Will Cost About 12 Bucks

Senators Lost Cojones — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 11:49:26 EDT

I'm still trying to make sense of that title.

Senators Lost Cojones

We're Guess Jack Daniels Will Cost About 12 Bucks

Camp Tiger Claw — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 11:49:21 EDT

What about Champagne Coolies?

/chris simms

Camp Tiger Claw

We're Guess Jack Daniels Will Cost About 12 Bucks

BigTenObsession — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 11:49:03 EDT

They were really only responding to Mike Alstott's request that he be able to drink enough to forget that he stills plays for the Bucs.

BigTenObsession

We're Guess Jack Daniels Will Cost About 12 Bucks

Mr. Poon — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 11:48:09 EDT

Allowing Mad Dog 20/20 at Cleveland games would be a superb social experiment.

You know, so long as we had a nuke ready just in case.

Mr. Poon

We're Guess Jack Daniels Will Cost About 12 Bucks

UpstateUnderdog — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 11:48:02 EDT

this cannot end well. this just in everclear grain alcohol will be served at jacksonville games.

UpstateUnderdog

We're Guess Jack Daniels Will Cost About 12 Bucks

theWolf — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 11:47:40 EDT

And they're gonna need it.

theWolf

We're Guess Jack Daniels Will Cost About 12 Bucks

KOGOD — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 11:47:18 EDT

The Bloody Mary bar and margaritas on tap at FedEx almost make that place worthwhile...almost.

KOGOD

We're Guess Jack Daniels Will Cost About 12 Bucks

Detective Bunk — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 11:46:58 EDT

Most people in Cleveland are already well liquored up at games by 11 A.M. Gotta get that 'tailgate/I can't believe we're watching the Browns' buzz on.

Detective Bunk

We're Guess Jack Daniels Will Cost About 12 Bucks

thesepretzels — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 11:46:42 EDT

NOW I'll buy season tickets.

thesepretzels