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@<a href="#c1973630">Ricky And His Sticky Icky</a>: In a related story, Eric Karabell celebrated those three wins by purchasing a Turbo Upgrade to his Fantasy Stat Tracker</p> <p><a href="http://thesportshernia.typepad.com/blog/">The Sports Hernia</a></p>]]></description>
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Anyone notice that, without fail, her hair ALWAYS appears in front of her left shoulder, but behind her right? Look sometime! It's uncanny! I've been obsessed with this fact ever since a friend pointed it out last year...</p> <p>GettinMyGooseOn</p>]]></description>
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@<a href="#c1973955">Kid Canada</a>:</p>
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Skip Bayless: Is a douchebag.</p> <p>Forgotten Wilbury</p>]]></description>
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@<a href="#c1974539">LostinTheOffice</a>: </p>
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The correct answer is Jerkin Kurkjians.</p> <p>Kid Canada</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://deadspin.com/sports/how-do-you-feel%2C-commissioner/all-you-needed-to-know-about-your-national-anchor-282757.php#c1973765">ArtDonovansDrunkenLovechild</A>: Your Rachel Nichols is greasy. But Yes.</P> <p>LostinTheOffice</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Shelley Smith: Not related to Stephen A. Smith or Shelley Duncan</P> <p>AngryJoeMagrane</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://deadspin.com/sports/how-do-you-feel%2C-commissioner/all-you-needed-to-know-about-your-national-anchor-282757.php?cpage=2#c1974362">CarneyLansfordSmellslikeCabage</A>: </P>
<P>That would be the first time I've ever been accused of that on here.</P> <p><a href="http://deadon.wordpress.com">BigTenObsession</a></p>]]></description>
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@<a href="#c1973367">BigTenObsession</a>: </p>
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<i>Am I the only one who didn't think the question was that bad? Granted, I didn't go to journalism school, but it seems legitimate to ask Stern how it feels to have someone shit all over his dream.</i></p>
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Simmons?  Is that you?</p> <p>Stranger in the Alps</p>]]></description>
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@<a href="#c1973955">Kid Canada</a>: shocking I know!  </p> <p><a href="http://www.popjocks.com">PopJocks</a></p>]]></description>
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@<a href="#c1973849">mingusmonk</a>: I hope that goes on my Wikipedia page someday</p> <p><a href="http://www.popjocks.com">PopJocks</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>I met her in an elevator in Houston last year. Nice roots.</P> <p>Tubesteak Terrorist</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Tom Mees: Never took swimming lessons.</P> <p>VTBen</p>]]></description>
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@<a href="#c1973626">PopJocks</a>: </p>
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Wait...Stu Scott has a lazy eye? How has this never come up even once on the comment board? Next you are going to tell me that Skip Bayless is a douchebag!</p> <p>Kid Canada</p>]]></description>
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John Kruk - brushes his teeth with Tony Roma's hickory barbecue sauce.</p> <p>Kid Canada</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://deadspin.com/sports/how-do-you-feel%2C-commissioner/all-you-needed-to-know-about-your-national-anchor-282757.php#c1973244">Creepy Old Man</A>: + 2</P> <p>ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P><B>Pop Jocks:</B> Once made a blog post detailing YWML's poor spelling skills, yet in the same post, he spelled unanimous, U-N-A-N-I-M-O-S.</P> <p>mingusmonk</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://deadspin.com/sports/how-do-you-feel%2C-commissioner/all-you-needed-to-know-about-your-national-anchor-282757.php#c1973716">Weed Against Speed</A>: </P>
<P>Much better than the Prince of Tides humor I was dreading</P> <p>Carmen McFanzone</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>I'll second the good light/bad light thought. Also, my guess is shes worked NBA players like Dana Jacobson has worked Michigan football, repeatedly and with vigor.</P>
<P>Also, not my favorite Rachel Nichols</P>
<P><A href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0629697/">[www.imdb.com]</A></P> <p>ArtDonovansLovechild</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://deadspin.com/sports/how-do-you-feel%2C-commissioner/all-you-needed-to-know-about-your-national-anchor-282757.php#c1973629">Carmen McFanzone</A>: "Maybe the Wingo ate your baby."</P> <p><a href="http://meltyourfaceoff.wordpress.com/">Weed Against Speed</a></p>]]></description>
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...on second thought, that Stan Verret fact isn't so much fun</p> <p><a href="http://www.popjocks.com">PopJocks</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Eric Karabell: Has participated in 325,655,109,098 fantasy leagues in his lifetime. He won three of them.</P> <p>Ricky And His Sticky Icky</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Trey Wingo: Is called Trey Wingo.</P> <p>Carmen McFanzone</p>]]></description>
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I forgot to add that Stuart Scott was apparently hit in the eye with a football at NY Jets mini camp a few years back.  He was doing a story on what it's like to be in mini-camp.  He had emergency surgery that night.</p> <p><a href="http://www.popjocks.com">PopJocks</a></p>]]></description>
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<i>[/diasppointed in my alma mater]</i></p>
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But you'll always have the Lake Ontario Twilight. </p> <p><a href="http://www.twoeightnine.com/">twoeightnine</a></p>]]></description>
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John Clayton: is Krang.</P> <p>DennyCrane</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>John Clayton: Secretly owns largest collection of Star Trek memorabilia on the east coast.</P> <p>Naptown Drew</p>]]></description>
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@<a href="#c1973554">Sex-Panther</a>: my bad, go Lakers !</p> <p>UpstateUnderdog</p>]]></description>
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I'd hit it..unless she's dresses in up leather as Catwoman at the ESPN Xmas party and Berman gets to her first</p> <p><a href="http://www.popjocks.com">PopJocks</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Really, nobody said it? YES (Love those red eyebrows) Also:<BR>@<A href="http://deadspin.com/sports/how-do-you-feel%2C-commissioner/all-you-needed-to-know-about-your-national-anchor-282757.php#c1973320">Upstate Underdog</A>: You forgot to mention the DIII National Hockey Championship (Hey, its my alma mater) and that I helped Steve Levy get laid while I was there (True story)</P></BR> <p><a href="http://www.myspace.com/helping_friendly_book">Sex-Panther</a></p>]]></description>
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@<a href="#c1973399">The Fake Gimel Martinez</a>: What's this about Rachel and Sexy Rexy?</p> <p><a href="http://www.thebathtub.net">Nationalcoholic</a></p>]]></description>
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Though her hair is completely soaked in orangutan blood, I find her hypnotically attractive. </P> <p>BigChiefChaw</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P><I>She's like that <B>good light/bad light</B> chick from some Seinfeld episode that I <B>dimly</B> remember.</I></P>
<P><BR>I see what you did there.</P></BR> <p><a href="http://deadon.wordpress.com">BigTenObsession</a></p>]]></description>
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@<a href="#c1973175">Jack Cobra</a>: But, then, who is? </p>
<p>
And, oh, by the way, you'd all hit it, so STFU. </p> <p><a href="http://www.kenn.com">Billy Clyde Puckett</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>She's like that good light/bad light chick from some Seinfeld episode that I dimly remember.</P> <p><a href="http://fox-son.blogspot.com">Roy Hobbs</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>
Things Rachel Nichols would have to be for me to not want to sleep with her:<br>
a. Someone in public relations.<br>
b. A Racist.<br>
c. An alien trying to propogate her species for world domination. (even then...)<br>
d. Someone who enjoyed Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip.</p> <p>vandusen</p>]]></description>
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@<a href="#c1973377">Botswana Meat Commission FC</a>: </p>
<p>
Coach Knight would like to remind you that Jeremy Schaap is no Dick.</p> <p>Slothrop</p>]]></description>
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Doesn't Kenny Mayne insist that Randall Cunningham was <i>his</i> backup?</p> <p><a href="http://www.walksclogthebases.com">Sachin Agarwal</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://deadspin.com/sports/how-do-you-feel%2C-commissioner/all-you-needed-to-know-about-your-national-anchor-282757.php#c1973377">Botswana Meat Commission FC</A>: My America is nothing if not nepotistic.</P> <p>The Ronettes Sing Medieval Agrarian History</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://deadspin.com/sports/how-do-you-feel%2C-commissioner/all-you-needed-to-know-about-your-national-anchor-282757.php#c1973416">Camp Tiger Claw</A>: *shitload</P> <p>Camp Tiger Claw</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Coach Graham T. Lubbock: Had a shiload of kids, never worked for ESPN.</P> <p>Camp Tiger Claw</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>After Rachel Nicols' dalliance with the Sex Cannon last year... she just hasn't been the same. Must be distracted.</P> <p><a href="http://www.myspace.com/grungedave">grungedave</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>
If Rachel Nichols is good enough for the Sex Cannon, she's good enough for me.</p> <p><a href="http://firetubby.com">The Fake Gimel Martinez</a></p>]]></description>
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@<a href="#c1973358">throwbot</a>: </p>
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I like to imagine he'll celebrate his 500th like Buddy from Kids in the Hall with sparklers and cartwheels.</p> <p><a href="http://www.blumpkinsforall.blogspot.com">Burnsy</a></p>]]></description>
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Anderson Cooper, Dan Abrams, Rachel Nichols... it's nice to know the American meritocracy is in good working order.</p>
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/curmudgeon</p>
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</p> <p><a href="http://tomorrow-land.blogspot.com">Botswana Meat Commission FC</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://deadspin.com/sports/how-do-you-feel%2C-commissioner/all-you-needed-to-know-about-your-national-anchor-282757.php#c1973324">Jen P</A>: Ten bucks says Bettman does it next year. Strictly for the media attention.</P> <p>Senators Lost Cojones</p>]]></description>
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@<a href="#c1973352">UkraineNotWeak</a>: I always said that dude made Johnny Cash look like a bitch</p> <p><a href="http://swagless.com">Fios</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Am I the only one who didn't think the question was that bad? Granted, I didn't go to journalism school, but it seems legitimate to ask Stern how it feels to have someone shit all over his dream.</P> <p><a href="http://deadon.wordpress.com">BigTenObsession</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://deadspin.com/sports/how-do-you-feel%2C-commissioner/all-you-needed-to-know-about-your-national-anchor-282757.php#c1973324">Jen P</A>: I don't know, A-Rod's 500th HR is coming up soon and I hear he <I>loves</I> showtunes.</P> <p><a href="http://throwbot.wordpress.com">throwbot</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Hmm...I didn't know <I>Glamour Shots</I> was still in business.</P> <p><a href="http://meltyourfaceoff.wordpress.com/">Weed Against Speed</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Tom Jackson: Has 6 moons orbiting his nostils.</P> <p>MateensMeatCleaver</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Pam Ward: Once killed a drifter to get an erection.</P> <p>UkraineNotWeak</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://deadspin.com/sports/how-do-you-feel%2C-commissioner/all-you-needed-to-know-about-your-national-anchor-282757.php#c1973326">LloydCarrPoolLane</A>: I refuse to spell his name the correct way. He looks like a Stewart, not a Stuart.</P> <p>LloydCarrPoolLane</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Merrill Hoge: Functionally retarded.</P> <p><a href="http://www.myspace.com/ilbastardo">Chad Sexington</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>David Stern: How could you ask that question? What were you doing during your journalism classes in college?</P>
<P>Rachel Nichols: Painting Crackers.</P> <p>SonnyHooper</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Stewart Scott: A fucktard. </P>
<P>That's all that came to mind when I tried to make a witty comment about ol' one eye...</P> <p>LloydCarrPoolLane</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Fantasy Team Name: Kurkjian's Gherkin?</P> <p>BigTDog</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Someday, I hope an athlete/coach/commissioner, when asked, "How do you FEEL about blahblahblah?" will break into "I Feel Pretty" from <I>West Side Story</I>. Unfortunately, it will probably happen during a figure skating competition, so I won't be watching.</P> <p><a href="http://www.myspace.com/saltcityshakers">Jen P</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://deadspin.com/sports/how-do-you-feel%2C-commissioner/all-you-needed-to-know-about-your-national-anchor-282757.php#c1973135">Disgruntled Goat</A>: her inability to blink is so fucking hot</P> <p><a href="http://throwbot.wordpress.com">throwbot</a></p>]]></description>
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@<a href="#c1973285">David Hume</a>: yeah, that pretty much sums up Oswego State.  the only thing you forgot to mention was the snow.  lots and lots of snow.  didn't go there , but visited friends there from time to time.</p> <p>UpstateUnderdog</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Neal Everett has a three legged dog named Smiley.</P> <p>onside kick</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Steve Philips: Former General Manager for the Mets.</P>
<P>It's funny cause it's true.</P> <p><a href="http://nothingofsignificance.blogspot.com">Spectacular Sam</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>
Stuart Scott wrote all of his answers on the table next to the questionnaire<br>
</p> <p><a href="http://swagless.com">Fios</a></p>]]></description>
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@<a href="#c1973283">Burnsy</a>: Depressed, crying.</p>
<p>
Ah well, I still have my Bonnie Baker polaroids to fall back on. . .</p>
<p>
What?</p> <p>Detective Bunk</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Stephen A. Smith: OWNS A WAREHOUSE FULL OF CHEEZ DOODLEZ</P> <p>Old No.7</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://deadspin.com/sports/how-do-you-feel%2C-commissioner/all-you-needed-to-know-about-your-national-anchor-282757.php#c1973185">Camp Tiger Claw</A>: 17.5 Inches? I thought that's how tall he is...</P> <p>Jay-C</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Mark Schlereth: Strips completely nude whenever he sees or hears a commercial for Long John Silvers.</P> <p>Camp Tiger Claw</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>
@<a href="#c1973151">twoeightnine</a>: So, I have an idea for a
new reality show... lets take a group of obnoxious 18 year old
Laawngilanders and stick them in a land where the radio plays nothing
but the mid-90's grunge and Nickelback. We'll surround them with chubby
farm girls, rednecks in rusty Camaros and Canadians only there to play
hockey. We'll call it Oswego State! </p>
<p>
[/diasppointed in my alma mater]</p> <p>David Hume</p>]]></description>
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@<a href="#c1973261">Detective Bunk</a>: </p>
<p>
I would compare to getting a boner from adding a fifth layer of paint to your house.</p> <p><a href="http://www.blumpkinsforall.blogspot.com">Burnsy</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://deadspin.com/sports/how-do-you-feel%2C-commissioner/all-you-needed-to-know-about-your-national-anchor-282757.php#c1973231">Hit Bull Win Steak</A>: </P>
<P>We Haitians taste better than Cubans.</P> <p><a href="http://deadon.wordpress.com">BigTenObsession</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Chris Berman: Has the world's largest collection of ugly-ass Hawiian shirts.</P> <p>LloydCarrPoolLane</p>]]></description>
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@<a href="#c1973175">Jack Cobra</a>: Amen.  Erin Andrews is like the Erin Andrews of chick sideline reporters.</p> <p><a href="http://onematt.com/">TheMayorOfSabanation</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>"Laurece?? Really Davis...Laurece? What the hell kind of name is that? You'll have to change it to something completely different to work for us."</P>
<P>"Um, okay. How about 'Rece'?"</P>
<P>"Perfect! This is so going into the handbook."</P> <p>Senators Lost Cojones</p>]]></description>
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Karl Ravech: Lost his upper lip in a tragic soapbox derby accident.</p> <p><a href="http://www.andherecomethepretzels.blogspot.com">Phony Gwynn</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://deadspin.com/sports/how-do-you-feel%2C-commissioner/all-you-needed-to-know-about-your-national-anchor-282757.php#c1973114">Illegal Immigrant</A>: off her face? any woman worth her salt would only grin bigger after such an event.</P>
<P>well..in my world anyways...</P> <p>The Gizmo from Pismo</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Speaking of Berman, I played some euchre on Yahoo at lunch and my word verification was "YWML". My world is imploding.</P> <p><a href="http://deadon.wordpress.com">BigTenObsession</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>
@<a href="#c1973227">Burnsy</a>: I guess I have a thing for 'opaque'.</p> <p>Detective Bunk</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>
<i><b>Chris Berman:</b> Besides You're With Me Leather once spelled the word cyberspace S-I-B-E-R-S-P-A-C-E.</i></p>
<p>
Fuckin' A.</p> <p><a href="http://ihy.ca/sons/wav/pacman.wav">What Would Kornheiser Do?</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Staurt Scott once killed a drifter to get an erection</P> <p>Mr. Pennsylvania</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>
If using wikipedia is wrong, I don't want to be right.</p>
<p>
Fortunately, using wikipedia means I'm never that right to begin with.</p> <p>theballadofrickeyfoggie</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://deadspin.com/sports/how-do-you-feel%2C-commissioner/all-you-needed-to-know-about-your-national-anchor-282757.php#c1973151">twoeightnine</A>: To this day, she still changes her pads after three periods.</P> <p>Creepy Old Man</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Pedro Gomez: takes steroids.</P> <p><a href="http://meltyourfaceoff.wordpress.com/">Weed Against Speed</a></p>]]></description>
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Will, you couldn't come up with a better file name for that photo than "rnichols.jpg".  </p>
<p>
There is loads of potential here, sir.</p> <p>McSwollenvich</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Shelley Smith: once ate a boatload of Haitian refugees.</P> <p><a href="http://majorleagueyabahoes.blogspot.com">Hit Bull Win Steak</a></p>]]></description>
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@<a href="#c1973204">Detective Bunk</a>: </p>
<p>
I met her while covering the NCAA Tourney in Woucester a few years back. I had to get down on my knees to shake her hand. Then she led me to a mystical land made of gumdrops and gingerbread. If only that were true, it would explain her complexion.</p> <p><a href="http://www.blumpkinsforall.blogspot.com">Burnsy</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>
Rob Neyer: Penis is fully erect when thinking of Zack Greinke.</p> <p>ILoveIt</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>
@<a href="#c1973180">Burnsy</a>: Oh, don't I know it. I saw her on my 72" HD projection and barely lived to tell about it. Ze Goggles, zey do nothing!</p> <p><a href="http://www.sportsmontage.com">It Must Be Take a Worm for a Walk Week</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Chris Berman: Knows who left the cake out in the rain.</P> <p>UkraineNotWeak</p>]]></description>
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@<a href="#c1973119">Burnsy</a>: BLASPHEME! <br>
I hope she looks good in person.  At least my spank bank hopes she does.</p> <p>Detective Bunk</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Kirk Herbstreit: Has a cat named Kirk Herbstreit.</P> <p>Camp Tiger Claw</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Ed Werder: Is the reason why the Ambert Alert exists.</P>
<P>Man, I feel as if Kevin Bacon's role in Sleepers was based on him.</P> <p>Jefferson DArcy</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Her eyes are burning a hole through my crotch.</P> <p>UkraineNotWeak</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Tim Kurkjian: Penis measures 17.5 inches when fully erect.</P> <p>Camp Tiger Claw</p>]]></description>
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@<a href="#c1973133">It Must Be Take a Worm for a Walk Week</a>: </p>
<p>
She is the reason man was not ready for HDTV.</p> <p><a href="http://www.blumpkinsforall.blogspot.com">Burnsy</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>she's no Erin Andrews</P> <p><a href="http://www.cobrabrigade.com">Jack Cobra</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://deadspin.com/sports/how-do-you-feel%2C-commissioner/all-you-needed-to-know-about-your-national-anchor-282757.php#c1973151">twoeightnine</A>: Turns out she also eats stray neighborhood cats in her spare time. </P> <p><a href="http://thirtyhelensagree.blogspot.com">MitchKayak</a></p>]]></description>
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What nice pearl earrings she has.   I wonder if she'd like a necklace to match.</p>
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What?   I like jewlery shopping.</p> <p>David Hume</p>]]></description>
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<i>Linda Cohn: Played goalie on the women's team at Oswego State.</i></p>
<p>
It all makes sense now. </p> <p><a href="http://www.twoeightnine.com/">twoeightnine</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>
That picture is giving me some serious wood. Do all the chicks on the Detroit Demolition look like her?</p> <p>ILoveIt</p>]]></description>
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Bonnie Bernstein was once a reporter before she joined ESPN.  True story.</p> <p><a href="http://blogcritics.org/writer/tuffy">Tuffy</a></p>]]></description>
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Blink, goddamnit.</p> <p>Disgruntled Goat</p>]]></description>
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I agree with Burnsy. Total horseface. She may as well the sports version of Camilla Parker-Bowles.</p> <p><a href="http://www.sportsmontage.com">It Must Be Take a Worm for a Walk Week</a></p>]]></description>
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Also, I "unanimos"ly hate her.</p> <p><a href="http://www.blumpkinsforall.blogspot.com">Burnsy</a></p>]]></description>
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Yes. (But I'd feel a little guilty about it after the Stern presser.)</p> <p>Eirishis</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Wow. Those were just about the least-fun facts I've ever read.</P> <p><a href="http://www.myspace.com/saltcityshakers">Jen P</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Rachel Nichols colletcs hobo skulls.</P> <p>bizzo5000</p>]]></description>
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I can't stress enough how fugly Rachel is in person.</p> <p><a href="http://www.blumpkinsforall.blogspot.com">Burnsy</a></p>]]></description>
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God, every time I see her interview anyone I just want to cock slap that shit-eating grin off her face. </P> <p>Illegal Immigrant</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P><I>how Victor Conte felt while he was rubbing clear on Barry Bonds' chest</I></P>
<P>Oh, I think we all know the answer to that. </P> <p>Senators Lost Cojones</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Yet I find her strangely attractive....</P> <p>LloydCarrPoolLane</p>]]></description>
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I don't care. She's still hot. The elf ears only make her hotter. </p> <p><a href="http://www.kenn.com">Billy Clyde Puckett</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Rachel Nichols also likes other peoples' blood.</P> <p>Afino</p>]]></description>
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