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Welcome Back, Luther Campbell

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 10:04:40 EDT

Still waiting on Scandalous, Blaxl Rose.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

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Capt.Insano — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 18:58:44 EDT

@Encouraging Referee Pitman: I have heard black guys say, if you lick the hole, you'll suck the pole. Maybe that's the origin of the negative connotation....

Capt.Insano

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The Gentleman Masher — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 16:21:54 EDT

@Clare: Scissor me timbers!

The Gentleman Masher

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blastitbiggs — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 16:20:43 EDT

@Technicolor Jan Stenerud:

I wonder what MC Shan pays Florida Atlantic players.

blastitbiggs

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HugsFromHarold — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 16:11:16 EDT

@ILoveIt: Fresh Kid Ice has his own record label: Chinaman Records

HugsFromHarold

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Jefferson Short Bus — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 16:09:59 EDT

Luke should have his own pre-game show where he breaks out his crystal balls to make predictions. Or at least display R-rated music videos in them.

Jefferson Short Bus

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The Fan’s Attic — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 16:09:59 EDT

What was that first word of the blockquote?

[D]apper; [Cr]apper; [Tr]apper;[T]apper; [Sl]apper; [N]apper, etc.

The Fan’s Attic

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Frank Beamers Goiter — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 16:05:28 EDT

@Detective Bunk: As a fellow fan of The Wire, mos' def'.

Frank Beamers Goiter

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Russkiejedi — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 16:04:54 EDT

With all of the threadjacks in here, it's probably time for a new thread.

/voice of reason

Russkiejedi

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theballadofrickeyfoggie — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 16:04:00 EDT

@ILoveIt: Must have been a pretty good pitch too.

theballadofrickeyfoggie

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Detective Bunk — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 16:03:44 EDT

/threadjack
For all the lawyers here - is "cut the cornrows/dreads off" the first move the defense usually makes?
/end threadjack

Detective Bunk

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Michael Bertin — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 16:00:52 EDT

@Russkiejedi: "Steve, go kick his ass..."

Michael Bertin

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Frank Beamers Goiter — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 16:00:33 EDT

\threadjack

Vick has chopped his cornrows off and pled not guilty. FREE OOKIE.

Frank Beamers Goiter

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Farneyismycopilot — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 16:00:01 EDT

@xhack: @ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos: Well that is extremely sad. He was truly one of the good guys in college basketball.

Farneyismycopilot

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BigTDog — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 15:59:59 EDT

I hear the 2Live Crew is reuniting with Springsteen to do a song in tribute of Tal4Prez and Potroast and Gravy and the guy who said "First"

BigTDog

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BDoc — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 15:59:48 EDT

Georgia Tech? He better bring them as reinforcements for that September 15th game against FIU.

Let the beatings begin!

BDoc

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Burnsy — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 15:58:33 EDT

@Russkiejedi:

Yet the cast of Mad TV goes on living. Further proof that life is not fair.

Burnsy

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Hit Bull Win Steak — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 15:57:51 EDT

He's like a dog in heat, a freak without warning

Hit Bull Win Steak

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StreakinTheQuad — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 15:57:44 EDT

awful day for my alma mater and the entire college basketball community. he was a good coach and an even better guy.

StreakinTheQuad

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Russkiejedi — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 15:57:19 EDT

@preciousroy: One of my favorite SNL sketches ever.

"You don't scare me, I got chunk of guys like you in my stool!"

I miss Phil Hartman...

Russkiejedi

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ILoveIt — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 15:57:04 EDT

I remember my best friend and I were playing some football video game on his Sega Genesis and listening to 2 Live Crew. His dad came into talk to him about some shit, and I just waited for the Crew to throw out one of their nastiest lines, but amazingly it didn't happen...

...until his dad started to leave the room. Right as he was walking out the door the line "Buh-ring dat pussy over HEEEEREEEEE...." rang out as if a chorus of 1000 angles had been singing it.

ILoveIt

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xhack — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 15:56:40 EDT

@ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos:

[msn.foxsports.com]

Foxsports and CBS Sportsline has it. Prosser dead of heart attack.

Thoughts go out to the WF community.

xhack

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Russkiejedi — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 15:56:28 EDT

Luther will be a huge asset to the 7th Flo' Crew.

Russkiejedi

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Michael Bertin — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 15:56:19 EDT

@Russkiejedi: I knew I couldn't have been the only one to remember that.

Michael Bertin

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Farneyismycopilot — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 15:55:58 EDT

@Sarge: Yeah ... but no one's ever fucked up that poorly.

Farneyismycopilot

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ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 15:54:50 EDT

@xhack: Rivals.com has it on their front page! That sucks.

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos

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Sandy Magic Jackson — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 15:54:36 EDT

@Greek McPapadopoulos: I thought that was TGIFridays' snappy name for their appetizer sampler dish.

Sandy Magic Jackson

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Detective Bunk — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 15:54:24 EDT

@Scout: I think Fiddy might have an issue or two with him and France's continuing farm subsidies.

Detective Bunk

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WFNYScott — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 15:54:22 EDT

@Farneyismycopilot: It's ok...Rob hasn't banned botched italics yet

WFNYScott

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Technicolor Jan Stenerud — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 15:53:50 EDT

@Raskolnikov: +1

Everyone needs reminded that Greg Dulli has a dick for a brain, and that his brain is going to sell his ass to you.

Technicolor Jan Stenerud

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Russkiejedi — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 15:53:44 EDT

Frank Sinatra[Randy Shannon]: No, you're wrong, schoolboy. We don't need the [recruiting violation] stuff, kid, [we've] got talent!

Luther Campbell: But [we] don't have talent.

[Randy Shannon]: [We]'ve got it, kid. You listen to me - [we]'ve got a Ben Verene quality, I can't put my finger on it. Take the high road, baby!

Luther Campbell: I swear, man, [we] don't have any talent. None! This is all [we've] got.

Billy Idol [Dennis Erickson]: Yeah, [they] suck!

Sinead O'Connor [Larry Coker]: [They're] not talented.

Frank Sinatra [Randy Shannon]: No, Bob Goulet - that's not talented! [We've] got talent! [We've] got a Dionne Warwick/Falana kind of thing going. Steve and Eydie?

Russkiejedi

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Farneyismycopilot — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 15:52:40 EDT

@Farneyismycopilot: What the fuck! I suck. Sorry everyone.

Farneyismycopilot

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goathair — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 15:52:33 EDT

@ILoveIt: Definitely not playing for Milwaukee.

goathair

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Farneyismycopilot — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 15:52:18 EDT

[I]Shannon invited him to bring 8,000 kids to the Georgia Tech game.[/I]

Is it just me or is that a lot of fucking kids? How many buses is that? How many are Kemps?

Farneyismycopilot

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Encouraging Referee Pitman — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 15:51:24 EDT

@xhack:
It was his coke in Lindsay Lohan's pocket, you mean?

Encouraging Referee Pitman

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Scout — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 15:50:59 EDT

@Detective Bunk:

What about the jaunty beret?

Scout

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Raskolnikov — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 15:50:37 EDT

Apropos of Me So Horny...

The Afghan Whigs did a cover.

Raskolnikov

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WFNYScott — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 15:50:25 EDT

Can a nigga get a table dance?

WFNYScott

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Michael Bertin — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 15:49:54 EDT

"Once again, it's all pops and buzzes, kid."

Michael Bertin

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xhack — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 15:49:30 EDT

/threadjack

Anyone know anything regarding the Skip Prosser rumors floating around?

xhack

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TattooedMess(iah) — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 15:47:53 EDT

@Burnsy: Just two? Ooooh, you mean the group.

TattooedMess(iah)

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theballadofrickeyfoggie — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 15:47:49 EDT

Let me see ya touch the ground!

theballadofrickeyfoggie

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Detective Bunk — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 15:47:36 EDT

Nothing said hardcore rapper like pleated dockers.

Detective Bunk

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Burnsy — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 15:45:57 EDT

Florida Atlantic University will be receiving recruiting assistance from the 2 Live Jews.

Burnsy

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ILoveIt — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 15:45:05 EDT

I wonder what the Chinese-looking guy is up to nowadays.

ILoveIt

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Greek McPapadopoulos — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 15:44:56 EDT

Luther Campbell may be my favorite "apper"

Greek McPapadopoulos

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UpstateUnderdog — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 15:44:13 EDT

2 LIVE CREW: bringing me back all the way to the early '90's. the picture of them behind the stars and stripes makes me proud to be an american.

UpstateUnderdog

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TattooedMess(iah) — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 15:43:54 EDT

Lt. Winslow we be back once he's done cleaning up his "love mess" from the news.

TattooedMess(iah)

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ScottVanPeltIsMyHero — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 15:42:15 EDT

@Big Daddy Drew: @Matt_T: Luther Campbell: Next Poet Laureate of Florida, or at least Miami?

ScottVanPeltIsMyHero

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Encouraging Referee Pitman — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 15:40:58 EDT

@Big Daddy Drew:

That song always perplexed me. That they used "eats pussy" as an insult.

Encouraging Referee Pitman

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throwbot — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 15:40:49 EDT

A long-time booster of Hurricanes Football, 2 Live Crew member and local philanthropist Luther Campbell

Hey, I spend a lot of money at strip clubs, too. Can I tell people I'm a philanthropist?

throwbot

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Clare — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 15:40:12 EDT

What the crap is the hand gesture the two fellows on the right are doing? It looks awfully...tribadic.

Clare

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Matt_T — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 15:40:08 EDT

Face down, ass up
That's the way we like to fuck

A true poet and pioneer.

Matt_T

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Drew Magary — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 15:39:09 EDT

Luther Campbell, also a fan of tapas:

Now lick my ass up and down
Lick it 'till your tongue turn doodoo brown

Drew Magary

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Ray — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 15:39:04 EDT

That Photoshop job of Ned crutching off the boat will never get old.

Ray

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Technicolor Jan Stenerud — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 15:38:46 EDT

If you get paid for big plays, what do we get for $10?

Technicolor Jan Stenerud

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Drew Magary — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 15:38:15 EDT

Lemme hear ya say FUCK NAVARRO FUCK FUCK NA-VAR-RO!

Drew Magary

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The Gentleman Masher — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 15:35:56 EDT

One of my friends told me that Luther and Tommy Tuberville are very good friends, form TT's days as Miami D-Coord. That is a meeting I'd be interested to see.

And I wanna say one of his nephews plays at Auburn?

The Gentleman Masher